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    Fearing that Lu Xinghuai would run into them when he came back, Meng Huo made up an excuse and slipped away quickly.

    Not long after he walked out of the gift shop, Lu Xinghuai walked towards him, holding the phone in his right hand, with a gentle voice and a helpless expression.

    "Okay, we'll do it. Pull the hook."

    Lu Xinghuai raised his eyebrows and mouthed to him.

    Bei Bei.

    Meng Huo understood.

    A large part of the reason why he and Lu Xinghuai came here for a "date" was because of Bei Bei.

    Princess Bei Bei enthusiastically arranged a blind date for them. According to Beibei, Meng Huo and Lu Xinghuai did not know each other, and today was the first time they met.

    After Meng Huo walked over, Lu Xinghuai released the release, Bei Bei still didn't know.

    Meng Huo heard her suddenly lower her voice, and the little milk voice asked nervously: "Godfather, have you met Brother Meng Meng yet? What do you think of Brother Mengmeng?!"

    Meng Huo looked away in embarrassment. This is a common part of the blind date process, and the matchmaker is responsible for asking both ends.

    To put it bluntly, the translation is: Do you see things right?

    Meng Huo silently shook his head and gestured to Lu Xinghuai, signaling him to go on a business trip.

    This is the consensus reached between him and Lu Xinghuai in advance, if Bei Bei comes to ask him, he must answer firmly like this, and turn over the blind date article as soon as possible!

    This time, even if Princess Bei Bei resorts to tears again, he will definitely stand firm!

    Lu Xinghuai looked down at the expressive young man in front of him, who was just about to punch a set of punches, wipe his neck, stick out his tongue and roll his eyes. He pondered for a moment, with a faint smile in his voice: "...not bad."

    Meng Huo gesticulated in mid-air, and he staggered.

    Bei Bei cheered happily on the other end of the phone: "That's great! Then I'll go ask Brother Meng Meng!"

    Meng Huo glared at Lu Xinghuai resentfully.

    How could someone sell his teammates without hesitation?!

    So he retreated completely, leaving him alone to bear Bei Bei's tears.

    It was too cruel.

    This trick was used to bring disaster to the east, and sure enough, within a few seconds after Lu Xinghuai hung up the phone, Bei Bei called.

    The sweet little milk voice is full of anticipation - one end of the red thread has been fixed, and the other end is tightened a little bit, and it is not easy to make this marriage happen!

    Bei Bei asked Meng Huo the same question as Lu Xinghuai.

    Meng Huo glanced at Lu Xinghuai, his tone was complicated, and he sighed for a long time, "...Bei Bei, I don't think we are quite suitable."

    "Why?!" Bei Bei sat up from the bed.

    In the fairy tale book, the love between the prince and the princess is always so smooth with the help of the fairy. They fall in love at first sight, and then grow old together.

    Bei Bei's simple little head couldn't think of the reason at all.

    The little milk voice nervously enumerated: "Is it because he was late, or did he not pay attention to this date at all, wouldn't he just go there without dressing up at all?! Or... is he not funny, gentle and considerate?!Brother Meng Meng told me, if it is true, I will scold him!"

    Bei Bei frantically collected reasons for the failure of the blind date on the Internet, but no matter which one she felt, she had nothing to do with her godfather.

    Meng Huo was silent for a while, and said with a little regret:

    "...Well, he's actually too old."

    Bei Bei: "..."

    Lu Xinghuai: "..."

    Bei Bei never thought that it would be such a reason.

    She can be changed if she is not funny or gentle, and she can be scolded for being late and disrespecting her blind date, but the age difference, she can't turn back the clock and let her godfather be born a few years later!

    Lu Xinghuai quietly watched him act like a monster.

    Bei Bei felt that this kind of thing was not a big problem, so she tried to save her, but she heard Meng Huo educate her earnestly: "No, this is a very important matter of principle."

    "As the saying goes, there is a generation gap in three years, and he and I have many generation gaps."

    "Besides, the age difference is too big,... some aspects of life will be very discordant."

    Like nightlife.

    In order not to pollute the ears of the flowers of the motherland, Meng Huo took it all away.

    Meng Huo, who was focused on fooling around with the flowers of his motherland, didn't notice that someone's eyes narrowed.

    Lu Xinghuai touched his cheek.

    In the end, it was Meng Huo's coaxing and fooling that made Bei Bei finally give up on being a matchmaker.

    Hanging up the phone, Meng Huo felt relieved.

    Now there is only one task left, Bei Bei asked them to take pictures.

    "Let's just find a landmark to take a picture of."

    "She said we can make photos."

    Meng Huo: "..."

    The scheming Yuelao.

    In order for Bei Bei to believe that they really met and had a blind date, Meng Huo and Lu Xinghuai had to go to the place designated by Bei Bei to take a group photo.

    Following the navigation prompts to the location, Meng Huo found that the queue in front of him was almost endless.

    "Why are there so many people?" Meng Huo lined up with Lu Xinghuai at the end of the line in doubt.

    This is a small photo studio, like a small KTV on the side of the road, the size of a telephone booth, three years as a wall, and one side is half covered by a curtain, forming a relatively independent space.

    In recent years, photo booths have become more and more common in entertainment venues, and the retro trend of big head stickers has struck again. People can automatically complete four-frame photos in the photo booth.

    The difference is that this photo booth is a limited flash version launched by the Cool audio short video app and Magic Studios on Valentine’s Day.A group photo template, cool special effects, cute headgear, printed out, there will be a watermark of the Magic Studios logo, which is very commemorative.

    Caught up with the hot spots of the holiday economy, adding words such as "limited" and "flash mob", naturally formed a long queue.

    In order to ensure that they have a blind date in the Magic Studios on Valentine's Day, Bei Bei really does everything she can!

    Meng Huo had no choice but to walk slowly behind the team in a bored manner. It happened that a couple came out of the photo studio after taking the photo.cute."

    "And it also said that we surpassed 95 percent of the couples in the country, saying that we are a super match!"

    Meng Huo raised his eyebrows.

    what?

    This thing can't really be the same as a singing hall, can it still be scored?

    The girl's boyfriend couldn't help but pour cold water: "This kind of data is to make customers happy, you can believe it."

    "Then it says that we are only more than 1% of the country's couples, so don't we want to break up?"

    ...

    Sure enough, Meng Huo pricked up his ears to listen, and found that several couples who walked out of the photo booth were talking about percentages in their mouths.

    98% of the highest, 90% of the lowest...

    Think about it too, the machine can never say that the degree of compatibility between couples is 0%.

    On this day of great joy, it is no big deal to watch the excitement a little bit.

    After waiting for a long time, it was finally Meng Huo and Lu Xinghuai's turn.

    He opened the curtain, rubbed his palms and walked into the photo studio. The room was relatively closed and much warmer than outside.

    Standing in front of the machine, Meng Huo began to operate according to the prompts, preparing for a quick victory.

    To Meng Huo's comfort, there were not only couples in the crowd just now, but also good sisters who came to take pictures together.

    Meng Huo took out his mobile phone and scanned the code. This kind of thing with the word "limited" is very expensive.

    Taking a 99r once, Meng Huo felt his heart bleed when he paid the money.

    Today is also a day for Loan and Lu Xinghuai to fall in love.

    Meng Huo had no choice but to comfort himself that it was okay.

    Persevere, after taking the photo, the blind date will be completely changed!

    After paying the money, the page changed.

    Meng Huo stretched out his finger, hovering over the options.

    Option one: couple mode.

    Option two: Girlfriend mode.

    Meng Huo: "..." What a broken machine, making stereotypes.

    Why is there no brother mode?!

    no joy

    Are you a good brother who likes to take headshots?!

    Meng Huo knocked on the machine hard.

    "You have selected couple mode - please face the camera and follow the on-screen tutorial."

    Meng Huo: "..."

    Fuck.

    His meaningful eyes fell on him heavily, and Meng Huo pretended to be calm.

    Not a big problem.

    Isn't it just to take a picture, the play can be performed, what's wrong with taking a picture.

    Meng Huo discovered that after entering the lovers page, there were two options.

    Option One: Freemode.

    Option Two: Challenge Mode.

    There are two words after the challenge mode.

    "recommend".

    Cool audio photo studio not only supports the free use of headgear and special effects to take pictures, each person can choose four special effects/headgears, and also launched a Valentine's Day limited edition for Valentine's Day.

    In order to promote this event, Cool audio even found a couple of Internet celebrities to shoot templates.

    All couples who take pictures according to this template can choose to upload the photos to the cloud and participate in the ranking challenge, which is exactly the same as KTV.

    The difference is that one is "You beat XX percent of singers in the country" and the other is "You beat XX percent of couples in the country".

    Meng Huo had an intuition that this thing was a fraud.

    No, he chooses free mode.

    Meng Huo nodded.

    Hmm, don't move?

    Meng Huo frowned, poked it a few more times, but still didn't move.

    "Is this machine broken?"

    Meng Huo poked the challenge mode casually, wanting to see if the machine was really broken.

    "You have selected challenge mode - filming will begin in a minute."

    Meng Huo: "..."

    Fuck.

    The four frames of the template shot by the net red couple appeared on the screen.

    The first frame: Comparing hearts.

    The second frame: look at each other.

    The third frame: the man pinches the woman's face.

    Fourth frame: Hug.

    Meng Huo: "..."

    This really doesn't work.

    Meng Huo smiled awkwardly but politely.

    "Should I go back and re-election?"

    Photo House is very smart.

    "Please re-pay 99r for re-election."

    Meng Huo: "..."

    Meng Huo took a deep breath, as long as he didn't look at each other differently, hugged or pinched his face, then the 99 would be worth the money.

    Girlfriend mode.

    very good.

    Meng Huo opened his eyes wide, and the four-panel mugshot of his best friend gradually appeared on the screen.

    The first frame: Comparing hearts.

    The second frame: look at each other.

    The third frame: pinch the face.

    The fourth frame: kiss face.

    Meng Huo: "..."

    Your girlfriends seem to be a very new relationship.

    How could it be closer than a young couple?!

    Meng Huo was really reluctant to spend another 99, he was a big grievance.

    Jump from one pit to another deeper pit.

    Lu Xinghuai, who quietly watched him struggle all the way, was very gentlemanly, and let Meng Huo choose first.

    "Do you want to kiss me, or be kissed?"

    Meng Huo: "..."

    This was the hardest and slowest minute Meng Huo had ever spent.

    Compared with the heart, it is nothing.

    For ten seconds, Meng Huo kept counting Lu Xinghuai's eyelashes.

    Amber eyes are clear and clear.

    Pinch face.

    Lu Xinghuai's fingertips were originally slightly cold, but they were warmed by the temperature of his cheeks.

    kiss face.

    "Teacher Lu, go ahead!" Meng Huo closed his eyes tightly, like a strong man cutting off his wrist.

    Meng Huo felt warm breath gently brushing against his cheeks, but the warm and soft touch did not come down for a long time.

    "Click", the camera freezes.

    The machine prints out the four-frame photos taken.

    Meng Huo went straight to the last frame.

    The child leaned over slightly, looking down at him with his eyes closed tightly, the corners of his lips were raised, as if the kiss would fall in the next second.

    And he seemed to have become someone who was waiting and expecting the kiss to fall.

    Meng Huo: "..."

    Can't play, this man is good at it.

    It seems that even the machine can't be adjusted by this data. don't know whether it should be classified as a girlfriend or a couple.

    half an hour.

    "Congratulations, your intimacy has surpassed 99.9% of the best friends in the country. You are a match made in heaven! Do you want to upload the photos to the cloud to participate in the competition?"

    Filled with indignation, Meng Huo clicked hard to stop uploading.

    Guiltyly, Meng Huo stuffed the four-frame photo into his pocket, and strode ahead. Lu Xinghuai casually opened the curtain, half a step behind him, and followed slowly.

    He suddenly lowered his head, and asked with a smile in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "You said that 0.1% is because you didn't get a kiss?"

    Meng Huo: "..."

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