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    A few hours ago, "Traveling?"let's go!"The first season is officially launched.

    Lin Jia likes to be surprised when doing variety shows. Not only did she not notify the guests, even the audience didn't know the news of the broadcast.When the live broadcast room first opened, there were only a few viewers.The director team drove the car outside Wei Qiming's community and tied him directly into the car.

    At that time Wei Qiming was still in the shower, and almost dedicated himself to art in front of the national audience.

    That scene was extremely exciting.

    Because of "Going on a trip?"let's go!"The car of the sponsor has five seats, so there are also five places for guests, and each tied guest will designate the next one.

    Nie Chuan was kidnapped by Wei Qiming, Yu Yue and Nie Chuan were "fishing friends" and were also kidnapped, and later——

    Lu Xinghuai covered his eyes with his hands, and there was a trace of helplessness in his voice.

    "You don't need to sign a contract for this show?"

    Lin Jia shouted through the walkie-talkie from the director's car behind: "Don't worry, Mr. Lu, we have already spoken to your manager, and Sister Jian Yi agrees with both hands."

    Lu Xinghuai: "..."

    The importance of agents to artists can be seen from this.

    Seeing the car driving farther and farther away from his home, Lu Xinghuai knew that the thief boat probably wouldn't get off, so he began to put it gracefully.

    Until he found out: "Aren't you going to the campsite, why are you driving in this direction?"

    Wei Qiming is the driver, he smiled from the rearview mirror: "That's right, the airport is in this direction."

    There is one seat left, and one guest is designated by Lu Xinghuai.

    Lu Xinghuai was stunned for a moment, under Wei Qiming's crazy suggestion that "I can only help you here", he hesitated for a moment, then took out his mobile phone from his pocket and called Meng Huo's crew.

    After so many things before, the audience was not surprised that Meng Huo appeared on Lu Xinghuai's friend list.

    I learned that he happened to be filming the last scene this afternoon, and then he can take a short break.

    So the director team started to buy air tickets for all the staff, and contacted them to prepare vehicles. Lu Xinghuai and his party greeted the director, staff, and actors who played against Meng Huo in advance.

    To put it simply, the whole world is fooling Meng Huo together.

    Before filming the last scene, the director team discussed with director Li Yi, and after getting permission, let a camera go to the set to record.

    Originally, Lin Jia only planned to let Meng Huo finish the film and go back to the nanny car to be kidnapped directly. Unexpectedly, Li Yi has a natural sense of variety, and every director has a dream of being an actor, so he simply added a scene to himself and acted directly..

    When being scolded by the director, Meng Huo's confused and aggrieved expression made the netizens laugh to death in the live broadcast room.

    "The whole crew of "Twenty Two" added up to 800 minds, and one Meng Huo was gone—there are 801 left."

    "Hahahaha, are you lacking in virtue? Let the child go, and see how wronged my Brother Meng is!"

    "Take the bamboo shoots, you guys, all the villains! (It means Modo Modo, I like to watch bullying honest people)"

    "Meng Meng was wronged, but Meng Meng didn't say anything."

    The highlight of this mechanism of kidnapping guests is the surprise, Lin Jia is naturally happy to see the effect of this variety show.

    The photographer was so wicked that he even took a big close-up of Meng Huo's back.

    "The footsteps are a little heavy.jpg"

    "Doubt life.jpg"

    "This world will not be better.jpg"

    Just as the audience was rubbing their hands in anticipation, Meng Huo was kidnapped by the tour group as soon as he opened the car door, got into the car, and then his face faded, the god of variety show came again.

    "This man never fails me...only scares me."

    Meng Huo's untimely anti-reconnaissance capability suddenly came online.

    In order to deceive Meng Huo, the program team deliberately temporarily replaced the sponsor's five-seater off-road vehicle with a commercial vehicle of the same model as Meng Huo's nanny car. As a result, Meng Huo found something wrong through a paint and contributedA performance that can be called anti-kidnapping.

    In the end, Wei Qiming couldn't understand Meng Huo's bewildering behavior and asked Lu Xinghuai to bring him up.

    just not

    But he almost slipped his mouth, causing an ordinary program accident that could paralyze the Internet and overcrowd the live broadcast room.

    However, after Wei Qiming changed his words, the sentence still caused quite a stir in the barrage.

    "Your little friend."

    "You straight men really know how to play hahaha."

    "It's all straight men's tricks! Don't believe it!"

    "Meng Huo's age is 1/2 of the average age of these four people, he is indeed a child hahahaha."

    When Meng Huo was lowering his head and preparing to call Wang Kun for help, Lu Xinghuai got out of the nanny's car and walked around in a large circle at a leisurely pace to get behind Meng Huo.

    Hiding in the director's car beside him, Lin Jia sent a photographer to follow Lu Xinghuai quietly.

    A somewhat familiar voice, with a faint smile, came from the bushes behind him: "What are you doing hiding here?"

    Meng Huo buried his head in dialing, immersed in the emotion of fear, and answered without thinking: "I think someone might want to kidnap me!"

    The photographer who was trying to follow him almost tripped over the rotten wood in the woods, and let out a cry of surprise, only then did Meng Huo react, turning around and looking up following the sound.

    Lu Xinghuai stood behind him against the light, the shade of the tree and the broken light sprinkled on him, forming a beautiful green shadow.

    Meng Huo stared at him blankly, forgetting to react.

    The photographer brought the camera to Meng Huo's cell phone with a sense of variety. He had already given up contacting the agent and directly broadcast the two numbers of 11, which was only 0.

    The live broadcast room froze for a moment, and then the whole screen began to "hahaha". When the audience saw this scene, they almost died of laughter from Meng Huo.

    Lin Jia was frightened into a cold sweat by the picture on the surveillance screen.

    They planned "kidnapping" because they wanted the variety show effect to be featured on entertainment news, not social news!

    "It's so dangerous, the director is almost in trouble!"

    "My brother is just an ordinary enthusiastic citizen, please don't laugh at him... Hahahahaha"

    "Surprise or not, surprise or not! It's still a familiar formula, and it's still a familiar taste! Meng God of Variety Shows Lin Dao Buster Nightmare of the Program Team Huo, that man is back!"

    "Director Lin: You left me on a deserted island last year, and when we met again, you turned me over to the police. The horizontal comment: You deserve it."

    "Hahahaha, baby, let's just say that the anti-reconnaissance ability doesn't have to be so strong."

     …

    Lu Xinghuai looked down at him, stretched out his hand, and raised the corner of his mouth towards him.

    "I'm the one who wants to kidnap you." Lu Xinghuai continued following his words, the gentle smile in his eyes reflected the fine sunlight, "How about it, will you be tied?"

    Meng Huo stared blankly at those hands, and only now realized that they were probably recording a program.

    He looked up at Lu Xinghuai, and whispered: "...Don't you just use a rope or something?"

    A dignified kidnapper, no knife, no gun, no use of force, not even a rope.

    What a show, it's not rigorous at all!

    It's embarrassing to leave with him like this!

    Every guest is "tied" here, and the first reaction when shocked is to run away, and if they don't run away, they will struggle a few times symbolically. The audience is used to it.

    "Hahahahaha, did the director hear that, the guest disliked the props team for being lazy."

    "Xiao Meng, run!"

    "He fled, he chased, and they couldn't fly."

    "Hurry up, I love watching!"

    Meng Huo was also thinking, for the effect of the program, he seemed to have to struggle.

    Meng Huo quietly turned his head and glanced back. He was about to stand up, but when he ran away, he froze.

    Gan.

    ——After squatting for a long time, my legs are numb.

    Meng Huo seemed to be wearing a mask of pain. He gritted his teeth and gasped a few times. Then he lost his balance and subconsciously grabbed Lu Xinghuai who was closest to him.

    Lu Xinghuai's warm and strong palm held him tightly.

    Meng Huo stood there for a while, and his feet recovered.

    He shook his hand lightly in embarrassment but politely, indicating: "

    Thank you, Mr. Lu, I'm fine, I'm not numb anymore."

    But Lu Xinghuai still didn't let go, he made a mistake and led him slowly into the black car.

    He put one hand in his pocket, and answered calmly: "That's just good for me, come with me."

    The photographer sensibly stayed where he was, taking pictures of the backs of the two as they drifted away.

    At the turn of spring and summer, the vegetation is verdant and the sun is shining in the afternoon.

    The two walked side by side, holding hands, their thin white backs were as beautiful as a painting.

    It was as if there was an invisible rope binding Meng Huo and Lu Xinghuai together.

    Very obedient, didn't struggle at all.

    He must be the most cooperative hostage ever.

    "Teacher Meng, you are a hostage! You can't be so delicate and soft! You have to stand up, you have to struggle!!!"

    "What are you doing... This is not the gangster movie I want to watch, bad review!"

    "My mother was next to me and asked me if I was watching an idol drama..."

    "This is the most harmonious couple I have ever seen, a pair of hostages and kidnappers."

    It wasn't until before getting into the car that Lu Xinghuai let go of his hand, and they changed into the sponsor's five-seater car.

    Lu Xinghuai sat in the back row with him and introduced him.

    "Director Nie Chuan, Teacher Yu Yue, the one driving the car is called Wei Qiming."

    Meng Huo nodded obediently and politely, smiled and said hello, and then quietly searched for all the guests on the Internet - he lowered the window of the car.

    Head a little dizzy.

    Why are they all bosses?!

    Meng Huo was so nervous that he sat upright, and he didn't react until the car had driven a kilometer.

    "Well, it seems that my filming hasn't finished yet..."

    Wei Qiming glanced at Meng Huo in the rearview mirror, and gave a soft "tsk".

    It's so easy to deceive a child, yet Lu Xinghuai hasn't caught up yet.

    ——Looks like this family can't do without him!

    "Don't worry, the filming of your film has already been finished, and the filming is very good. The director just acted deliberately to cooperate with us."

    Meng Huo: "..."

    Although he was kidnapped in such a daze, it seems that the artist should report to the manager wherever he goes.

    Meng Huo took out his phone and wanted to speak to Wang Kun.

    Lu Xinghuai gently pulled his phone away.

    "Don't worry, we'll talk when we wake up."

    Lu Xinghuai's tone was a little inexplicably profound, and Meng Huo couldn't understand why.

    He suddenly felt that it would be good to kidnap Meng Huo in this way. In a few hours, the weather outside would change.

    The tour group plans to camp and rest at the nearest campsite tonight, and then officially start the road trip tomorrow morning.

    It was more than an hour before they drove to the nearby camp, Lu Xinghuai saw Meng Huo's eyes were black and blue after staying up for several nights, and asked him to sleep first.

    Meng Huo rubbed his eyes, smiled at him, and smiled brightly: "I'm not sleepy, so I don't need to sleep."

    Travel live variety show, moving process is very boring, but Meng Huo did not dare to sleep, because there is a live camera in front, in case of drooling while sleeping... black history is all Blu-ray 4k!

    Because the whole car was full of bosses, Meng Huo didn't dare to liven up the atmosphere rashly, fearing that they might find it noisy, so he had to sit quietly and upright.

    The more you sit, the more crooked you sit.

    His head hit the glass with a soft sound.

    The afternoon sun was so bright that Meng Huo was so sleepy that he fell asleep.

    Lu Xinghuai turned his head to look at him, took out a bag from the trunk, and tapped the back of the driver's seat: "Wei Qiming, is your baseball cap new?"

    "Yes, it's from the brand." Wei Qiming narrowed his eyes, the sunlight at this point was a bit dazzling.

    Just right, a little dry.

    Wei Qiming stretched out his hand backwards, thinking that Lu Xinghuai felt sorry for him and wanted to give him a hat.

    His hand hung in the air for a long time, so long that he raised his head suspiciously and glanced at the rearview mirror.

    The broken golden sunlight reflected a fine shadow under the young man's quietly drooping eyelashes. Lu Xinghuai put the baseball cap on the young man's head, and gently pressed down the brim of the hat.

    Wei Qiming: "..."

    It is said that brothers are like siblings, so he is probably disabled.

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