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    When Yu Yue led him to the car to sign the contract, Meng Huo was still in a daze.

    He looked at the electronic contract sent to him by Yu Yue in his mobile phone, and was still not sure for a while: "You really want to sign me..."

    Yu Yue leaned on the off-road vehicle and raised his eyebrows: "Not happy?"

    Meng Huo shook his head, thinking that the boss would joke with him, "It's fine if you don't like it." Yu Yue raised his chin: "It's too late if you don't like it! See if there is anything unclear or dissatisfied.Just sign the contract."

    A huge bargain fell from the sky, who cares, just take it back first and then talk about it!

    Meng Huo didn't hold back this time, as if he was afraid that Yu Yue would regret it if he was too late, he didn't even look at the terms and conditions, and immediately wrote his name on the signature column one stroke at a time, and signed everything that needed to be signed.When it was over, he turned his head and glanced at the terms.

    "Thirty to seven?" Meng Huo looked at the column of the ratio and was startled, "You three to seven?"

    Is the boss bad at math?

    —Is it reversed?!

    Yu Yue looked down at the returned contract, and said casually, "Why, are you afraid that I won't get enough points?"

    Meng Huo nodded honestly. Five to five points is already a rare artist economic contract, and three to seven points is simply unheard of.

    Yu Yue confirmed that the contract was correct, patted him on the shoulder nonchalantly, and said in a rough voice, "Don't worry, your Uncle Yu is not short of money... I'm really afraid that I will be at a disadvantage. From now on, you should work hard and earn more for Uncle Yu.It's the same."

    Meng Huo was stunned when he heard that.

    That feeling is that there is a huge bargain that is not thrown in front of him, but insists on jumping into his hands. If the bargain is so big, he dare not take it home, for fear that there will be fraud in it.

    Meng Huo licked his lower lip and asked honestly, "Can I ask why you signed me?"

    Yu Yue even prepared the contract, obviously it was not a temporary idea.But Meng Huo couldn't figure out how he fell into the eyes of the boss, and Yu Yue didn't seem like someone who would pay attention to variety shows like "Survival from Desperation" and "Room Escape"...

    Yu Yue stared at him, wanting to smile or not: "If you insist on asking, I can only say that you just closed your eyes."

    "However." Yu Yue paused, then looked at him and said, "It's also thanks to Xinghuai who recommended me, otherwise we might really miss it."

    After hearing this, Meng Huo was completely stunned.

    "Mr. Lu..." It took Meng Huo a long time to recover his voice, and he asked hoarsely, "Then the termination of the contract with Huan Xing...?"

    "I don't know about that. If you're curious, ask him yourself." Yu Yue kicked the ball back to Lu Xinghuai.

    After finishing speaking, Yu Yue continued to go back to the lake to fish, leaving Meng Huo standing alone.

    Why did Lu Xinghuai help him terminate the contract with Huan Xing?

    If it was said that it was to rely on him to make money, it could barely be justified, but Lu Xinghuai did not sign him himself, but instead introduced him to Yu Yue backhandedly. Judging by the ratio, it didn't look like he was trying to make money from him.

    The gorgeous sunset in the sky seemed to be on fire, and the fire burned all the way to his heart, and even the temperature in his ears slowly rose, as if some kind of emotion buried deep in his heart was about to break out of the ground.

    When they were almost successful, Wei Qiming and Lu Xinghuai came back.

    The program crew's car was parked on the side of the road, and the two of them took out one after another full of bags from the trunk. Meng Huo hurried over to help.

    Lu Xinghuai and Wei Qiming each carried three or four bags, still looking very relaxed.Meng Huo insisted on helping, Lu Xinghuai motioned him to take the remaining bag, Meng Huo picked it up and found that it was not heavy at all.

    It looks like a lot, but it is full of puffed food.

    Wei Qiming was carrying the iron pot in one hand. Although he was a bit tired, he still pretended to be relaxed and walked in front for the sake of his image. He inadvertently turned his head and saw that Meng Huo wanted to help. Lu Xinghuai changed the bag for him.This scene.

    He went to the supermarket with Lu Xinghuai. Once in the supermarket, he bought rice, oil, vegetables, and cooking pots. Lu Xinghuai was pushing the cart and followed behind him.When he turned his head again, he found that Lu Xinghuai was gone.

    After searching carefully, Lu Xinghuai pushed the cart and stood beside the snack shelf, holding a pack of pokey biscuits in his hand, looking down at the product flavor introduction.

    Under Wei Qiming's teasing gaze, Lu Xinghuai did not change his face, bent down and put the biscuit and a pack of jelly into the shopping cart.

    "There's not much to eat in the camp, buy some snacks and go back."

    Wei Qiming: "..."

    The four of them, with an average age of nearly forty, look like the customer base of this jelly fan?!

    Wei Qiming nodded, not saving face for his old friend at all: "There are children in the group, so we should buy some."

    The barrage made a crackling eww sound.

    "Your uncle dotes on his father!!!"

    "I can answer this question! Brother Meng likes to eat strawberry-flavored pokey biscuits!"

    Lu Xinghuai glanced at him indifferently.

    After Wei Qiming said that, he didn't have any scruples anymore, he bought a little of everything, and ended up buying so much.

    Meng Huo walked back with a bag of snacks that were as light as nothing. As he walked, he secretly looked at Lu Xinghuai from behind where the camera could not photograph.

    He wanted to ask Lu Xinghuai if it was Lu Xinghuai who did Huan Xing terminate the contract with him, otherwise how could he be so accurate, he terminated the contract on the front foot, and met Yu Yue on the back foot.

    However, with so many live broadcasts attacking him, it is not so easy to find the opportunity to ask clearly.

    It's getting late, it's time to make dinner.The whole regiment is full of bosses, and he is the youngest, so Meng Huo should take on the responsibility of cooking.

    Everyone hadn't experienced Meng Huo's ability to blow up the kitchen, except for the barrage.

    Watching Meng Huo put tomatoes and eggs into the pot, the status of netizens is:

    "...How dare you? This is the kitchen killer Meng Huo!!!"

    Meng Huo didn't know much about it, but he felt that anyone could cook tomato scrambled eggs!

    It will be fine this time!

    The tomato scrambled eggs came out of the pan. Wei Qiming was hungry, so he took a big bite with his chopsticks.

    Almost vomited.

    "Hahahahaha, tomato scrambled eggs are eaten at night, and people leave in the early morning."

    Wei Qiming swallowed the raw egg with difficulty, with tears in his eyes:

    "Promise brother, don't go near the kitchen in this life, okay?"

    "Very good, brother Meng's cooking skills are also showing steady performance today!"

    "As always, it's been great!"

    Meng Huo was a little bit taken aback.

    He was about to take it aside and destroy it by himself, when Wei Qiming saw Lu Xinghuai just in time, and pulled him to force him to have a taste too.

    So that he can feel his future food level in advance.

    Wei Qiming gave a "tsk", and felt that he could imagine how Lu Xinghuai would go to his house to eat every day in the future.

    He shook his head, but said in a low voice, "What do you think you will do in the future?"

    Lu Xinghuai glanced at him indifferently.

    What's wrong with not being able to cook?

    "As long as he can eat."

    Everyone didn't hear Wei Qiming's words, but they heard Lu Xinghuai's answer.

    "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I don't want to learn how to cook, so I just need a boyfriend who can eat."

    Meng Huo suddenly looked up confidently: "Don't worry, Mr. Wei, I will do this!"

    Not only will it, but it's pretty good at it!

    Lu Xinghuai slowly rolled up his cuffs, and took the mess from Meng Huo's hand.

    Although he couldn't help much, Meng Huo decided to stay with him here and give him spiritual strength!

    Looking at those slender white hands holding the extremely sharp knife, Meng Huo's heart tightened.

    Wei Qiming moved a small horse, didn't do anything, just sat and watched the two of them.

    Wei Qiming looked at Meng Huo's worried eyes, and fooled him: "You said how much face you have, I have known your Teacher Lu for almost ten years, and I have only eaten his cooking twice."

    Meng Huo was taken aback, not because of how often Lu Xinghuai cooked for Wei Qiming, but because of his saying "Your Teacher Lu".

    Don't talk nonsense!

    if not......

    "Your little friend, your teacher Lu, straight men have one set after another..."

    "Teacher Wei Qiming, if you hint like this again, I will

    I would reasonably suspect that you are talking about us..."

    "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow"

    The barrage will live and die!

    Seeing the guilty look in Meng Huo's eyes, Wei Qiming felt that this trick of booing was absolutely perfect, quite effective, and most importantly, the feeling of being cheap was really cool!!

    "Oh, you don't know, if your teacher Lu made a small cut in cooking today, the insurance company will pay a lot of money!"

    Lu Xinghuai cut up the tomato with a knife that had been sliced through a garlic clove, and stuffed it into Wei Qiming's mouth.

    He turned to look at the nervous Meng Huo and comforted him; "Don't trust him, it's true, the insurance company won't accept my insurance."

    Wei Qiming's life creed is quite rough: it's fine if you feel good, but if you're embarrassed, let others bear it!

    He was almost sent away by the garlic-flavored tomatoes, but in order to watch the excitement, he endured it tenaciously. Wei Qiming bit the tomato and sighed: "Although I said that, Mr. Lu really rarely cooks.Yes, Xiao Meng, hurry up and thank brother Xinghuai!"

    Lu Xinghuai gave a pause for cutting vegetables.

    Meng Huo: Huh?

    The netizens in the live broadcast room couldn't stand Wei Qiming anymore.

    "Brother Xinghuai... can you straight men still do it?!"

    "Does every man have a dream that he likes to be called brother?"

    "Brother Wei, from today onwards, you will be my Internet mouthpiece!!! How wicked, I love to watch, Modo Modo!!!"

    Meng Huo's entire face turned red, redder than a tomato.

    Cough, choked.

    Wei Qiming's lack of morality is his lack of morality, and he knows how to reflect on himself when he gets into trouble.

    "Hey, hey, it's just called brother, it's not like I haven't called him before, so don't be so excited?"

    Meng Huo suddenly opened his eyes wide and coughed even more fiercely.

    When did he call Lu Xinghuai... brother?

    Seeing that Meng Huo's cough was almost gone, Wei Qiming finally realized his conscience. He had a look like I said something that shouldn't be said. Don't believe me.I really don't know anything about it! Really!"

    Meng Huo:???

    Why is it getting darker and darker?!

    Lu Xinghuai's cooking was delicious, so delicious that everyone felt that they would be sorry for this precious meal if they didn't drink some wine.

    Wei Qiming was quite prescient. When he went to the supermarket, he bought a dozen bottles of wine.

    Everyone sat around, drinking for three rounds, Wei Qiming toasted, he suggested: "It's not interesting to just drink, let's play the king game."

    Wei Qiming borrowed five pieces of paper from the program team, wrote something on the back of each piece of paper with a pen, and introduced the rules while writing: "The person who draws the Chinese ace can specify whoever draws any two numbers from 1-4.If a person does anything, the one who is drawn is not allowed to disobey, and the one who disobeys the king loses."

    Wei Qiming took another empty wine glass and poured a large glass of whiskey into it.

    "Whoever loses, drink this!"

    Meng Huo and Lu Xinghuai looked at each other at the same time, except for the two of them, the other three were all drunk.

    There is no reason to talk to people who are drunk, the more you stop them, the more excited they will be.

    But playing like this is more interesting than drinking alcohol. For the sake of ratings, the director team is naturally happy to see the results.

    Meng Huo was forced to join the game.

    The last card left on the table was taken away by him.

    Meng Huo was a little nervous.

    According to everyone who saw him drunk, he would do very irrational things when he was drunk, and he didn't drink well, and when he woke up, he would forget all the sins he had done.

    Meng Huo secretly glanced at his numbers.

    Wei Qiming turned his card over, threw it on the table, raised his glass and raised his arms, shouting excitedly: "I am the king!"

    Meng Huo had a very bad premonition as his vicious eyes swept across the crowd unhurriedly.

    Wei Qiming's eyes fell

    On a certain bag of snacks in front of Meng Huo, he leaned over and took out a pokey biscuit from the bag, grinning badly.

    King game, playing is heartbeat.

    The first person, of course, must heat up the scene.

    "No. 2 and No. 3." Wei Qiming specified the numbers first. Although he was drunk, he did not forget his great assists, and looked at Meng Huo and Lu Xinghuai calmly.

    Lu Xinghuai propped his chin, he couldn't see any emotion, but he noticed that Lu Xinghuai was looking at Meng Huo from the corner of his eye.

    Meng Huo simply froze, with a guilty look on his face.

    Wei Qiming smiled.

    Young man, still can't hide something in heart.

    Wei Qiming is confident.

    "No. 2 and No. 3, look at each other, each with a biscuit and one end, until there is only 5mm left!"

    After Wei Qiming finished speaking excitedly, he thought he had contributed to an earth-shattering event, and then——

    The nervous Meng Huo laughed instantly. He breathed a sigh of relief, obviously relaxed, and turned the card over. It was 4: "Hey, it's not me."

    Wei Qiming: "..."

    Wei Qiming went to see Lu Xinghuai again.

    "1." He said lightly.

    "Hahahahaha, old actor."

    "What a naive Brother Wei, he was deceived so easily."

    "That's right, Lu Xinghuai is born to be fierce 1!!!"

    "Holy shit, watching a straight guy play pokey kiss, it's so exciting!!!"

    The three of them were all stunned for a moment, and their gazes focused on Yu Yue and Nie Chuan in unison.

    The world is quiet.

    Two old men who were over fifty years old, fell in love and killed each other, looked at each other.

    Yu Yue: "You guys drink first, I'll go spit for a while."

    Anyway, rules are rules.

    When millions of viewers watched the girl's heart full, the pink strawberry-flavored pokey biscuits were held in their mouths at both ends, one end was an old artist and well-known director Nie Chuan, and the other end was the mysterious man who made countless superstars popular.Big brother Yu Yue, and they were forced to look at each other, their faces full of wishing to kill each other before committing suicide, and when they showed a loveless expression, the live broadcast room was almost stunned by laughter.

    In the end, when there were 6 or 7 centimeters left of the biscuit, and the two parties could even feel each other's breath intertwined, Yu Yue couldn't take it anymore and bit the biscuit hard.

    Then he stood up and downed the bottle of whiskey in the middle.

    While refilling the cup, he made a nasty sound, not the kind of expression that can't be played, but the expression of "young people, let's feel the anger from hell" overcoming desire: "This game turns out to be played in this way.Okay, okay, I get it."

    Meng Huo: Scared.

    "Come again!"

    Shuffled the cards again, and in the next hand, Yu Yue really drew the king card.

    He stood up and went straight to the bag of pokey biscuits in front of Meng Huo.

    "Just play with this! There is 3mm left this time!"

    Yu Yue didn't bother to look at everyone's expressions, and rushed directly: "1, 2, come!"

    Wei Qiming's smile froze on his face.

    Meng Huo's smile also froze on his face.

    "Hahahahaha, the way of heaven is reincarnation, who will the heavens bypass! Teacher Wei will also have a rollover one day!"

    "3mm, almost negligible, what's the difference between this and a kiss?!"

    "Straight men's tricks are actually taking me seriously ahhhhhhhh, hurry up, I love to watch!"

    Wei Qiming peeked at Lu Xinghuai in embarrassment, then at the wine glass filled to the brim by Yu Yue, and swallowed.

    He threw down the card, gritted his teeth and stood up: "Xiao Meng, come on, let's create a miracle tonight!"

    The fingertips of Lu Xinghuai's chin turned slightly white, thinking whether to kick it or not.

    Meng Huo stood up from his chair, avoiding Wei Qiming's attempt to pull his hand.

    Give up the game and admit defeat, you have to drink.

    If there is less than 3 mm left, the game is over and you have to drink.

    If there is less than 3 millimeters left, will kiss Wei Qiming.

    Meng Huo: He drank directly.

    easy to drink

    Seemingly unbearable, Meng Huo had no choice but to pretend "Don't come here", and persuaded Wei Qiming while running, trying to awaken a trace of Wei Qiming's "conscience" as a father.

    "Brother Wei, calm down, maybe Bei Bei will watch this episode!"

    When mentioning his daughter, Wei Qiming managed to regain some sanity.

    Netizens sorted out this complicated relationship.

    Bei Bei liked Meng Huo so much in "Adults Are Not At Home" that he was so clingy that he took every bite of Brother Meng Meng.

    Bei Bei is Wei Qiming's darling, and it is indeed very likely that he is watching his father's live broadcast right now in front of his mobile phone.

    As soon as I opened the live broadcast room, I saw my father and my "brother" playing a pokey game...

    "Help! Ask a lot of money for a brain that has never thought about this picture."

    It was too contrary to human relations, and the audience expressed their understanding of Meng Huo's choice to admit defeat.

    Meng Huo successfully avoided a pokey kiss. Holding his glass, frowning, he drank the whiskey in a few gulps.

    It was frightening to watch.

    A new round of cards has been dealt.

    This time it was Nie Chuan who drew the king card. He called numbers 1 and 4, but when he saw Meng Huo take a drink, he slapped him in the face, so he didn't dare to play.

    At ten o'clock in the evening, the live broadcast was almost over.

    "Forget it, stop playing, pack up and go to bed, and hurry up tomorrow morning."

    Nie Chuan threw his cards back into the pile.

    Meng Huo quietly clenched the cards in his hand.

    it's 1.

    "Going on a trip?let's go!"As a live program, it is not a 24-hour live broadcast. There are no live cameras during the rest time from when the guests sleep to wake up. At most, a few cameras are installed, and some shots are edited into the webcast later.

    After the live broadcast was turned off, it was free time for everyone. Except for Meng Huo and Lu Xinghuai, the other three were heavy smokers, and they met to smoke by the lake.

    "Ms. Lu, do you want to help?" asked the staff who was packing up.

    Lu Xinghuai lowered his eyes, as if he was looking for something in the shopping bag in the supermarket.

    "No, I've already found it." Lu Xinghuai held a bowl of instant red bean and rice cake soup in his hand, and asked warmly, "Is there hot water in the camp?"

    Holding the prepared rice cake soup, Lu Xinghuai searched around the camp, but couldn't find Meng Huo.

    "Xiao Meng..." Yu Yue, smoking a cigarette, casually pointed him in the direction, "I think he went in the direction of the car, probably looking for something."

    Lu Xinghuai nodded slightly towards him, then turned and walked towards the direction where the off-road vehicle was parked.

    From a distance, Lu Xinghuai saw an orange light in the car, and someone turned on the dome light on the back seat.

    Lu Xinghuai breathed a sigh of relief.

    Through the glass, he tapped on the window twice. Meng Huo seemed to be fiddle with something with his head down.

    Lu Xinghuai opened the car door and sat in the back seat with Meng Huo.

    The compartment is full of the sweet smell of red bean soup,

    Through the white mist rising from the red bean soup, Meng Huo saw Lu Xinghuai's mouth move.

    "Hey, drink this."

    Red bean soup hangover, Meng Huo has been dizzy ever since he drank the glass of whiskey without blinking his eyes.

    Holding the bowl in his hands, Meng Huo finished the red bean soup, and licked the candied osmanthus flowers on the edge of the bowl with the tip of his tongue.

    sweet.

    Dim overhead lights add a layer of hazy and ambiguous filters to everything in sight.

    Meng Huo's face was flushed with drunkenness, the same as the tip of his tongue when he licked off the sweet-scented osmanthus.

    Lu Xinghuai's throat rolled down.

    He looked away, as if he was afraid of disturbing him, and his voice was very soft.

    "What were you doing just now?"

    Meng Huo glanced at him. Alcohol makes people's reactions slow and more sensitive.

    Meng Huo took out the things that he subconsciously hid when he saw Lu Xinghuai for some reason.

    The silver packaging bag was empty, and the words strawberry were printed on the packaging, and the sweet aroma of strawberry, cream and sugar melted into the air.

    Meng Huo looked at the remaining

    Putting down the bag of the last pokey biscuit, he licked his lower lip and said in a low voice, "...the biscuit won't taste good if it's left out overnight, it's a waste."

    Clutched in Meng Huo's hand together with the biscuit bag, there were two pieces of paper.

    Those were two cards that Director Nie Chuan secretly hid while the staff were not paying attention after he said he would not play games.

    His deep and deep eyes fell on the young man's drunken and flushed cheeks, earlobes, and mouth that had been bitten out with tooth marks.

    In the palm of Meng Huo's hand is the number 4 that he threw away.

    The creases that were pinched and then smoothed out seemed to say that it was a great grievance to be thrown away by him.

    Although Lu Xinghuai didn't drink, his voice was as intoxicating as whiskey.

    "Meng Huo."

    Lu Xinghuai slowly moved towards him, his tall figure even covered the dim yellow ceiling light above his head.

    "...Are you inviting me to play pokey game?" He asked hoarsely.

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