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    At first, when Lin Jia took out "Going Traveling?"let's go!"When the program was planned, there was a lot of negative voices in the industry.

    An unknown little director, with an inexplicably popular short variety show, his net worth has risen all the way. While Lin Jia gained a firm foothold in the variety show circle, he naturally attracted a lot of red eyes.

    Because of this, when they saw that Lin Jia's first new variety show after "Survival from Nowhere" was a big hit, it was planned for half a year and it was actually a slow variety show of tourism nature, they all heaved a sigh of relief.

    The reason is very simple, slow comprehensive has been rotten street.

    When slow variety shows first entered the public eye, the slogan was to let people living in fast-paced modern cities find a quiet corner of their souls in variety shows for a short time.

    But today’s slow synth has become more and more deviated from the original intention and essence. It’s almost a routine: bring together a group of people who haven’t seen each other for many years and don’t really know each other well, eat and live together, and tell some tear-jerking past stories.Hug your head and cry, and then it's over.

    Depressed, not cured.

    And with the launch of several slow dramas every year, it is difficult for variety show directors to come up with new tricks in slow dramas, and the audience's sense of novelty continues to decline.

    It can be said that slow-movement is not as popular as it was a few years ago.

    When inviting investment, Lin Jia only listed one guest to be invited: Wei Qiming.

    "Going on a trip?let's go!"The focus is on casual trips with old friends. People who are interested will naturally guess that Lin Jia's intentions are not only in Wei Qiming, but also in his circle of friends, such as Lu Xinghuai.

    If Lin Jia can really invite Lu Xinghuai, then strictly speaking, this will be Lu Xinghuai's first "resident variety show", and he will be there all the time.

    Although it is almost impossible to replicate the miracle of "Survival from Nowhere" at the time, with Lu Xinghuai's fan base, Lin Jia no longer has to worry about the ratings, at least he can also be among the top variety shows in the same period.

    But they were dubious, they didn't think Lin Jia could really persuade Lu Xinghuai to invite him to the show.

    To everyone's surprise, Lin Jia was determined to carry out "surprise" to the end this time.

    Since noon yesterday, no matter when netizens click on the hot search on the entertainment list, they can always see the "tour group" in the front row.

    The first hot search out of the circle is #开委.

    It's just such a simple word, alone on the hot search.

    Lin Jia was caught off guard when and how the broadcast started, and even the audience and friends were not notified in place. Netizens could only run around telling each other about "Going Traveling?"let's go!"The news of the broadcast, the program group didn't even spend any money, and relying on the vast number of enthusiastic netizens, it naturally climbed into the trending searches.

    The first trending search with the word "explosive" was that Lu Xinghuai really came.

    It's just that they were not "invited" to come, but directly "tied".

    Just like that, Lu Xinghuai was forced into the car by his ten-year old friend, and started his first "resident variety show".

    From the initial shock, helplessness, and exhaustion to the realization that he couldn't get off the thief ship, Lu Xinghuai began the whole process of putting on a bad show, just like the netizens in front of the screen.

    "When I entered a Sha.bi company by mistake but found that I couldn't leave, I was like: open!"

    "When I filled out the application and found that this broken major has nothing to do with what I thought, but I couldn't change my major, I be like: open!"

    Colleagues who knew about the launch of the program at about the same time as the netizens naturally also followed Lin Jia's program silently.

    Although Lu Xinghuai was kidnapped, he came here no matter what. There are countless program groups that have offered Lu Xinghuai an olive branch in the past, but Lin Jia was the first one to succeed.

    The colleague was in a mixed mood, thinking that Lin Jia had really hit the jackpot.

    However, since the most important guest was announced, the flow of the program has gradually leveled off, maintaining a relatively high level that they can still accept.

    The peers breathed a sigh of relief.

    Although there is Lu Xinghuai, and the four guests are all bigwigs, but in people's stereotypes, the more bigwigs, the more prestigious they are, the easier it is to be on the show.I don't pay attention to the professional ability of the guests in the happy variety show, just feel that

    These people are boring.

    Not surprisingly, this is how the show will go in the future.

    But the most indispensable thing in Lin Jia's variety shows is accidents.

    What they didn't expect again was that when the phone was handed over to Lu Xinghuai to appoint the last guest, he actually chose Meng Huo.

    The audience may not be familiar with Yu Yue, but there are Nie Chuan and Wei Qiming!

    A film king who is exempt from the acting test, and a famous director whose works are as good as his.Meng Huo is only 21 years old, and he has already been attached to a lot of bigwigs. If he climbs up to any one, for example, he gets the favor of Director Nie and acts in his movie, he will directly ascend from the bottom TV drama circle and enterEntered the high-class movie circle?!

    This drama is still an unimportant male lead in an online drama, and the next one may be the leading actor in a movie!

    Jealous of the other party, the black fans went crazy, and the cp fans who came late frantically poured into the live broadcast room.

    Everyone who was gloating that the program would be boring and unable to continue, immediately raised their hearts in their throats.

    In the eyes of the audience, and even in the eyes of Meng Huo and Lin Jia themselves, they are a pair of CPs who are incompatible with each other.!

    Meng Huo became popular by virtue of Lin Jia's show, and Lin Jia picked up a comedian who was possessed by the god of variety shows every day, and even a small variety show could soar to success, saving at least ten years of detours.

    Fortunately, the Meng Huo of today is very different from the Meng Huo when he appeared in "Survival from Desperate Place" half a year ago. At that time, he was full of scandals, the number of fans was almost zero, and he didn't have any idol baggage. But now he also acted in idol dramas, the male number one is filming, with countless fans.

    The peers prayed silently, Meng Huo was gone when he became popular, the sense of variety show was gone forever, and the god of variety show would never favor him again.

    But Meng Huo would never let them do what they wanted.

    As soon as he appeared on stage, he almost sent the director team directly to the police.

    "Punishment! Too much punishment!"

    "Hahahaha, it's so beautiful, this show is really getting more and more judges."

    Unlike #Lu Xinghuai's resident variety show debut, which is a trending search that relies on instant fame to get out of the circle, Meng Huo's contribution is the first famous scene in this show that gets out of the circle by being funny.

    Many netizens who saw this cut in Cool audio's short video were attracted and rushed into the live broadcast room one after another, "Going to travel?"let's go!"In less than half a day since its broadcast, it has already ranked No. 1 in both the Cool audio general list and the variety show list.

    Not to mention, after Meng Huo was kidnapped on the show, there were endless jokes and jokes.

    A reverse bet with Yu Yue, even if you want to lose, you can't lose; for the first time in the history of variety shows, an artist and agent signed a contract on the spot, and the opponents and black fans who were popularized by netizens about Yu Yue's real identity later almost fainted from crying in the barrage;There is also the Pocky biscuit game when drinking at night. A group of scheming straight men ruthlessly grabbed the audience. Netizens who originally thought that the two middle-aged men, Nie Chuan and Yu Yue, would be boring and have no sense of presence and laughterThey were slapped in the face, and the cold hatred on their faces when they ate Pocky biscuits at each other almost made netizens faint from laughter.

    It's only been broadcast for half a day, "Going Traveling?let's go!"Already held several million-dollar famous scenes, no surprises, it will be a blockbuster reservation.

    Although the form of live variety shows often brings many unexpected surprises to the program group, it also has an advantage that the program group can know the effect of the program through monitoring the real-time barrage, and timely modify and adjust the follow-up program arrangement.

    Lin Jia's core team is all kings. Last night's live broadcast ended, Meng Huo and the others were free to move around, but the staff still didn't rest. They all sat around in the director's car and reviewed the performance of the guests throughout the day today.

    Lin Jia and the main writer Yao Siwen took all the staff to discuss with Meng Huo the final result of the whole night.

    The two looked at each other, feeling uncertain and uneasy.

    "...Director Lin, tell me, will Teacher Meng agree?"

    Lin Jia had a love-hate relationship with this man who was destined to both restrain and flourish him. He raised his chin, pretending to be free and easy and confident.

    "meeting!"

    If Meng Huo refused, then he, the director who held the power of life and death in the show, had no choice but to kneel down and beg him!

    The ratings of variety shows are king. For this, the dignity and integrity of his chief director are all

    Throwable!

    When Director Nie and Teacher Yu Yue got up and packed up, they could set off. Meng Huo sat on a rock by the lake in a daze with his brain still hungover.

    After listening to Lin Jia and Yao Siwen's words, his already not sober mind was even more confused.

    Director Lin said that the program was very effective and the ratings were high, all thanks to the teachers, Mr. Lu and him.

    It feels like complimenting him, and like putting a high hat on him.

    Uncle Yu said that this is what happens when people ask for something in this circle.

    Not sure, listen again.

    I haven't seen each other for half a year. Besides Lin Jia, Yao Siwen, who was a master's student at Communication University of China and a newcomer to variety shows, is now the lead author of popular variety shows at a young age.

    She was more objective than Lin Jia. She talked about the data and showed him a lot of data related to the show.

    "Teacher Meng, look, this is the word cloud of hot words related to the show on Weibo in the past 24 hours, and the most played cuts related to the show in the Cool audio app."

    Meng Huo thought about what happened yesterday, and felt that it should be similar to the out-of-group scene he predicted.

    He almost sent the director to the bureau, Uncle Yu reversed the bet, the straight man's reaction when he played the pokey game...

    Meng Huo looked at the screen Yao Siwen showed him politely.

    There was a sudden silence.

    ——The familiar Cool audio id.

    @Lu Mengjia's Scissorhands: "Five hours of crazy liver, "Are you going to travel? Let's go together!" The first issue of Lu Meng's double sweet cut"

    The high-achieving students have developed extraordinary social animal skills in the process of working for the leaders. Even for a program review, there are data and charts, and the ranking of the broadcast volume is clearly written from high to low.

    Meng Huo blinked and counted the video rankings with a dazed expression.

    First second......

    second.

    Second only to the scene of straight men playing pokey game, pokey game is a popular game all over the world, and this game has even been reposted to foreign websites. It is embarrassing regardless of national boundaries, and the barrage is full of words in different languages hahahahahahahahaha.

    The playback volume is quite normal.

    But who will tell him...

    Why did he and Lu Xinghuai rank second?!

    Meng Huo took Yao Siwen's iPad in disbelief.

    Is this how long a carbon-based biocut video should be?

    Cut, cut, two hours of cut, this is a cut movie!

    Meng Huo didn't believe it, so he clicked the play button.

    Then he was instantly dazzled by the cool special effect bullet screen full of floats and hearts.

    The doctor said that he had rheumatism and couldn't see such damp things.

    Meng Huo rolled his Adam's apple nervously, and lowered the barrage ratio.

    When he watched this video, it was equivalent to borrowing the omniscient perspective of netizens, and he could know many things that he couldn't see from his perspective.

    for example.

    Before he got in the car, Wei Qiming called him, using the code name "Your little friend".

    Meng Huo: Is this the language of a person who has received nine years of compulsory education?!Hello, is Wei Qiming's Chinese teacher there?!

    "Fuck, shit, shit, if your ten-year friend starts teasing the two of you, what does that mean?!"

    "Let me tell you: when my current boyfriend and I were getting together soon, I was teased like this by people around me!!!"

    "Mom!!! I got it for real!!!"

    "You are so scary, woo woo, wrap my little quilt tightly, and cover my aunt's smile."

    Meng Huo rubbed his dizzy head, a faint murderous intent appeared in his eyes.

    It's fine that Wei Qiming failed Chinese, but Lu Xinghuai... didn't even refute him!!!

    As soon as the camera turned, Lu Xinghuai took his hand and walked towards the nanny's car.

    The screen was full of the classic "Mr. Meng, wake up, you are a hostage, you can't be so soft!"

    There were even some ingenious barrages, which made his eyes go dark.

    "Sisters, hurry up and watch Chaohua. A wife wrote "Delusion of Love" based on this scene. It's absolutely amazing. Xiao Meng is a hostage and has Stockholm syndrome. Teacher Lu is a kidnapper.The disease is at full level, I think Xiao Meng likes me so I tied him up, there is also a car, delicious food!!! If you go late, you will be gone!"

    Hostages and kidnappers, he and Lu Xinghuai's non-existing Lalang characters have increased again.

    The camera turned again.

    After he fell asleep unknowingly... It turned out that Lu Xinghuai gave him the baseball cap and coat.

    "Hahahaha, I laughed so hard when I watched it, Teacher Wei is pure and innocent."

    "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    "No, this is an older young man who has been single for many years and is crazy about love."

    "I'm sorry President Wei, but you sit at the main table at the wedding!"

    "With 200."

    Meng Huo finally knew why the cut was so long.

    A line of special bullet screens for the up master floated across the screen.

    "Because Teacher Lu peeped at Xiao Meng sleeping, I didn't cut it much. It lasted about 20 minutes. Babes who don't want to watch it just jump."

    Meng Huo was taken aback.

    What is peeking at him sleeping?!

    Now you are not satisfied with the second creation, and start spreading rumors!!!

    "Catch the master ball alive!!!"

    "Ma'am, I just read your little mother's literature into the pit!"

    "I marry first and then love."

    "New fan report, just arrived yesterday."

    "New fans +10086"

    "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo . ”

    "Eating CP without eye candy is like reading without reading the four great classics, you can only live a relatively failed life!!!"

    "The eye candy is so sweet, isn't it good to be here, I don't care if there is an echo of love, I just want to see you and you always look at you ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ahhhYou only read it when you fell asleep, woo woo woo, I can finally peek at you openly without fear of being discovered by you. Make up my mind about my crush on literature."

    "Sister, you have a lot of words, you know how to drink, and I will follow you!!!"

    On the screen, the look in Lu Xinghuai's eyes when he helped him adjust his baseball cap to cover the sun was gentler than the most gentle wind in the spring of March.

    Meng Huo licked his lower lip.

    This man has peach-blossom eyes that are affectionate enough to look at a dog. It's a shame not to act in an idol drama.

    Meng Huo dragged the progress bar.

    Then he saw another perspective that he didn't know.

    When Lu Xinghuai and Wei Qiming went to the supermarket, he bought himself snacks and was bullied by Wei Qiming!

    Meng Huo frowned, and his murderous intent became stronger.

    The barrage is very uniform: "Your uncle spoils his father!"

    Meng Huo also saw Lu Xinghuai put the bag of strawberry-flavored Pocky biscuits into the basket of the shopping cart.

    "Root of all evil."

    "Hahahaha, the two people in the picture don't know what they are going to experience!"

    Then it was Wei Qiming's teasing when he watched Lu Xinghuai cooking.

    Looking at this replay now, Meng Huo really, the more he watched, the more murderous he was.

    "Brother Xinghuai!!! President, I love you!!!"

    "Wei Qiming, talk on the big phone in Chaohua!"

    "Ms. Lu's eyes obviously looked forward to it for a moment hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha' obviously looked forward to it for a moment, it made me die of laughter."

    "It's okay, you can call in private, I suggest: bed."

    "Bed."

    "Bed."

    "Bed."

     …

    Meng Huo:???

    —he's not going to get better.

    There's a long one at the end, and it's from the Pocky game.

    "I pray that heaven and earth will let go of a pair of lovers, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..

    ?!"

    [When the president tried to play with Xiao Meng, Mr. Lu's eyes seemed to say, "I think it's better to see how the ten-year brothers let you die" hahahahahaha]

    "Peeping again, peeking again, don't sit next to Xiao Meng next time, sit opposite, I seriously suspect that Mr. Lu may have squinted in middle age."

    "Singles don't understand. I have such a beautiful and lovely wife. I also watch it every day. Hehe, hehe, hehe."

    Meng Huo: "..."

    Finally finished watching.

    Meng Huo let out a sigh of relief.

    Don't worry, don't think about it, he won't play such a boring game with Lu Xinghuai!

    Meng Huo used his acting skills all his life. Although his heart was full of murderous intentions, he finished watching the video with a calm face.

    He looked up, wanting to return the iPad to the lead writer, but found that both of them were staring at him without blinking.

    Meng Huo suddenly had an ominous premonition.

    Director Lin Jia coughed a few times, and asked persuasively, "Mr. Meng, do you understand?"

    Meng Huo:?

    understand what?

    Meng Huo recalled what the two had said before showing him the video.

    "The effect of the program is very good, and the ratings are very high, all teachers, Teacher Lu and Teacher Meng are all credited to you."

    "These are the hot words about the show on Weibo in the past 24 hours, as well as the cuts of the most played shows on the Cool audio app."

    Meng Huo frowned.

    Why did the director single out him and Lu Xinghuai?

    If the number of broadcasts is king, the first is straight men playing Pocky cookies, but this kind of meme is obviously rare, and it is difficult to replicate successfully.

    The second is not...

    Meng Huo's Adam's apple rolled down.

    "...Do you two want me and Lu Xinghuai to sell rot?"

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