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    "Cough cough cough cough...", when Meng Huo didn't know how to react, Wei Qiming, who was drinking water at the side, suddenly coughed, the mineral water bottle was almost burst by him, and his lungs were almost coughed out by him.

    He wiped his unlovely face, turned around without hesitation, and strode firmly towards the car behind.

    He opened the car door and got in, it was useless for the director this time.

    "I want to change the car." He said firmly.

    He can't stand gays with old trees blooming!

    Wei Qiming's reaction helped him cover up his daze and nervousness very well, and Meng Huo rubbed his ear pinna hard.

    The Adam's apple slipped, and Meng Huo couldn't help but sneak a glance at Lu Xinghuai. He stood up straight as if nothing had happened, which made him suspect that what he said just now was just an auditory hallucination!

    Meng Huo licked his lips.

    The breath is full of Peppermint Candy and strawberry sandwich.

    He raised his eyebrows, unable to figure it out.

    Until he turned his head, Meng Huo found their cameras not far away.

    suddenly realized.

    Try to sell where the lens may not be visible, but may be photographed, learned!

    The audience was as puzzled as Meng Huo.

    From their point of view, Lu Xinghuai just said something to Meng Huo, and Wei Qiming reacted so suddenly, the audience friends thought about the previous scene.

    Invariably thought of the same reason:

    Lu Xinghuai, he is wicked again!

    Wei Qiming couldn't bear it, and finally decided to change cars.

    "Ah, won't my happiness disappear? Teacher Wei, come back soon!"

    "My double-labeled candies are gone. Lots and lots of double-labeled candies!"

    "Hahahaha, are you polite?!"

    The audience actually helped Wei Qiming think of a perfect reason, no matter who asked him, Wei Qiming would always say the same.

    The cars of the director's team lined up to refuel, and the director called everyone to go to the bathroom halfway.

    "No."

    "I don't want to pee."

    "My kidneys are good." Wei Qiming said proudly.

    director:"……"

    Meng Huo leaned against the car window, sensitively capturing a trace of helplessness across the director's face.

    Meng Huo hesitated for a moment, but decided: "Teacher Lu, I'm going to the bathroom."

    Meng Huo slipped in quietly.

    The public restrooms are a bit dirty, and he also dislikes them, and doesn't want to look for them seriously.

    Meng Huo frowned, looked around, and found a blinding red dot flickering.

    camera?

    Meng Huo raised his eyebrows, set up the camera, is there really something?

    It is much more convenient to have a camera. The location of the camera is very particular. It is not in the bathroom, but facing the shared sink outside the bathroom.Will not invade|invade privacy.

    Meng Huo studied the angles that the camera could capture.

    He looked around, everything he could find on the table, but there was nothing.

    Meng Huo looked again unwillingly, glanced casually, and paused.

    His eyes were attracted by the translucent black paper roll installed on the wall.

    Behind the roll paper, there seems to be a faint sticker of the program group's logo.

    Meng Huo walked back, instead of rushing back to his and Lu Xinghuai's car, he went around to the car behind.

    He knocked on the car door, politely and kindly trying to persuade Wei Qiming to go back.

    "...Teacher Wei, do you really not want to go back with me?" Meng Huo said almost word by word, looking at him with clear and harmless eyes.

    Wei Qiming gave him a "three-point cool and three-point careless" smile, and snorted coldly.

    "No, even if Lu Xinghuai begs me, I won't go!"

    Meng Huo sighed deeply, looked at him very reluctantly, and then said helplessly, "Okay."

    The car of the director's team was refueled, and everyone started on the road again.

    Another hour or so passed.

    "After passing this rest stop, we will enter the urban area." In the car behind, Yu

    Yue used the walkie-talkie to talk to Meng Huo, "Stop, brother Wei said his stomach hurts."

    "Hahahaha, Brother Wei, you don't want to lose face!"

    Meng Huo pressed the intercom, exchanged a look with Lu Xinghuai, and obediently replied, "Okay."

    Both cars stopped together.

    Meng Huo watched Wei Qiming run into the toilet, confirming that he would not be able to get out for a while.

    Then, Nie Chuan, who was sitting in the driver's seat of the next car, suddenly frowned. He squinted his eyes and looked at the off-road vehicle with smaller and smaller license plates in front of him, wondering, "Eh? Why did Xiao Lu and the others run away?"

    Ten minutes later, Wei Qiming, who was satisfied, left the bathroom and went to the sink to wash his hands. He pressed the hand sanitizer pump head twice, washed his hands slowly, and walked to the hair dryer... er, there is no hair dryer.

    He had no choice but to settle for the next best thing, and gracefully walked under the paper roll, trying to draw a few knots of paper.

    Pumped up.

    Wei Qiming frowned, and was just about to turn around and leave when he suddenly stopped.

    He took two pictures of the translucent black rolls, one of which had "Going on a Trip?"let's go!"The cards of the program group stickers fell off.

    Wei Qiming picked it up.

    "Congratulations on discovering the hidden group task! Get this card, and the group that arrives at the designated location behind the card first will stay in the Xizi that the program group spent a lot of money (really a lot of money) in the next 48 hours of travel.Lake view luxury homestay, homestay contains hot springs, health massage, luxury self-service and other items, first come, first served. The loser group will win the luxury homestay...

    Wei Qiming turned the card over.

    A close-to-nature experience of tent camping outside.Reminder: The lake is humid, the temperature is low at night, and there are mosquitoes, which is inevitable.PS: Additional fees will be charged for the items experienced by the winners in the homestay, which will be paid by the losing group of part-time workers."

    With this card in his pocket, he ran to the off-road vehicle in ecstasy, and learned that Lu Xing and Meng Huo had driven away fifteen minutes ago.

    Wei Qiming: "..."

    Fuck.

    When he first drove out, Meng Huo was both excited and nervous, looking back frequently, for fear that Uncle Yu and the others would react and catch up.

    In fact, Yu Yue really had this intention, but it was a pity that Director Nie still had a conscience, and he couldn't bear to leave Wei Qiming who was suffering from abdominal pain and run away alone.

    The audience who didn't know the truth didn't understand why Lu Xinghuai and Meng Huo drove away.

    "Are you going to split up?"

    "Elope! Elope! Elope!"

    "Don't wait for them to leave? [Laughing and crying]"

    Until nearly an hour later, the car stopped outside a luxurious B&B.

    Meng Huo got out of the car, did not forget to hold up his mobile phone to broadcast live, and continued to shoot for netizens.

    They hurried to the front desk of the hotel, and the well-dressed front desk lady smiled slightly.

    Then, the front desk lady said a line that is necessary for idol dramas, and Meng Huo's triumphant smile froze on his face before it lasted long.

    "Excuse me, sir, now we only have one honeymoon love deluxe double bed room left in our homestay, do you think it's okay?"

    This is really not a good thing for the director team. This homestay is quite famous, and the number of rooms is small. When the program team was scheduled, there was really only this honeymoon suite left.The price is set!

    Meng Huo smiled awkwardly but politely, followed the lady at the front desk and walked in. The courtyard was deep and hidden,

    The lady at the front desk was professional and friendly. She opened the door with her exclusive room card, inserted it into the card slot, and the room suddenly lit up.

    The front desk knew that there were program groups coming to record in the past few days, and they all came from different backgrounds. God knows how much perseverance it took her to maintain a professional smile when she saw Lu Xinghuai and Meng Huo.

    The boss specifically explained that she should take advantage of this free exposure opportunity to promote and market their honeymoon suite.

    The front desk lady dutifully introduced.

    Meng Huo also took the live broadcast phone and recorded all this without landing for a second.

    The front desk lady introduced from the light at the entrance.

    Apparently, even the lighting fits perfectly with the "honeymoon" setting.

    Gentle and ambiguous, Still Holding the Pipa, Half Covering the Face.

    The lady at the front desk smiled pointedly and said: "The lighting was designed by professionals, and it will look especially good (attractive) on the faces of each other's lover's body..."

    In order to demonstrate the lighting effect, the front desk lady pressed a few times.

    There was a "snap".

    The kingsize bed is directly above the light. A warm and dim light shines on the bed sheet folded into the shape of a heart.

    Meng Huo: "..."

    On the bed, there are two swans made of towels crossing their necks, forming a heart.

    Rose petals spread from the sheets, into the hallway and into the bathroom.

    "Our roses are all brought in by air every day."

    The front desk lady talked with You Rongyan, and then walked into the bathroom.

    Meng Huo was stunned.

    Transparent bathroom.

    You don't even grind a layer of sand?!

    The lady at the front desk continued the standardized introduction, fluently reciting the lines she had memorized all night.

    "The bathroom has a steam bath, high-end fragrance, essential oils, and a Sardinian marble double jacuzzi." The receptionist paused and said to the hidden customers in front of the screen, "The space is very large, which can effectively relieve...fatigue."

    Meng Huo looked around.

    Well, don't need to take a shower tonight.

    Tomorrow night too.

    The lady at the front desk pressed a button, and the curtains automatically opened on both sides.

    "270-degree West Lake view, don't worry, the glass is double-layer reinforced, and it is one-way, people outside can't see inside."

    The lady at the front desk seemed to have suddenly remembered something.

    "Oh, by the way, our bed is also reinforced. Don't worry, it won't break no matter how hard you toss it... It has been tested in practice."

    It seems that nothing has been said, and it seems that everything has been said.

    The lady at the front desk helped them light up the fragrance, the candle was lit, and the dim light of the candle created a different atmosphere.

    Before leaving, the lady at the front desk opened the refrigerator.

    "There are red wine, whiskey...all included in the room rate, you can choose whatever you want."

    Meng Huo sent the front desk lady off weakly, feeling that there was nothing in the entire suite that he could use.

    Meng Huo carefully sat on the bedside table.

    He opened the drawer casually.

    Then it was quickly closed before the camera shot clearly.

    The netizen asked weakly.

    "Is that thing a condom?"

    "Yes, threaded, ultra-thin, and mint cool. I've tried them all."

    "Good guy, this one is even more heavyweight."

    Compared to his restraint, Lu Xinghuai was obviously much calmer.

    He glanced at Meng Huo casually, motioning him to pay attention to the camera.

    The bathing conditions in the camping were so poor that he felt very comfortable last night.

    He took off his coat, turned around and walked into the fully transparent bathroom, his faint voice still echoed in the empty space.

    "I'm going to take a shower."

    Netizens remembered the fully transparent glass they saw just now, and fell silent for a while, watching the anchor's face turn red little by little, and then buried himself in the bed.

    "...Man, are you still satisfied with what you see?"

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