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    The barrage live broadcast on the mobile phone is real-time, and it is rare for Meng Huo to see the barrage for a short time.

    The sound of dripping water reminded him all the time: Behind the transparent glass, Lu Xinghuai was taking a bath.

    Meng Huo urgently needed to do something to divert his attention, and if he didn't speak, it would be considered a variety show accident.

    He decided to interact with netizens.

    As early as when Lu Xinghuai said the phrase "I'm going to take a shower", the barrage had already fallen into madness.The speed of the update was so fast that Meng Huo could hardly see it with the naked eye.

    If someone keeps posting the same barrage repeatedly, cool special effects will follow that barrage.The sentences with the highest frequency are:

    "Xiao Meng, good boy, you can't handle this situation, let sister come."

    "If a family doesn't speak two languages, let me be healthy too!!!"

    "Sister is fine, so is brother."

    "Fuck, bright people don't say dark words, I want to sleep with this man."

    "Can the anchor still do it?! What are you doing in a daze, let's go in and wash it together!!!"

    "Good guy, I can't make a whole pair of trousers in the entire live broadcast room. I can definitely make a fortune selling trousers here."

    Meng Huo looked at the words of tigers and wolves on the screen, and pursed his lips seriously.

    He gripped the phone tightly and pointed the camera at himself.

    ——Please don't worry about the organization, Lu Xinghuai's body is protected by him!

    He shook his head and said earnestly: "The Internet is not a place outside the law. Everyone, please pay attention to your words and deeds. The social atmosphere needs to be maintained by each of us. Remember to wear your pants when you go out!"

    Seriously, he taught everyone not to swear, but his ears and face turned red as he spoke, almost making the mother fans in front of the camera so cute!

    "My goose is so obedient, I even reasonably suspect that he doesn't have a hand. Rush through."

    "Baby, do you know that your being so easily shy will only make bad people want to bully you even more?"

    "I have ten such children."

    "Damn it, I have to find a way to have 4th love with this man!"

    "I can't imagine how Xiao Meng looks like in love. Whoa, whoa, who is such a lucky man, I'm jealous. Just thinking about it makes me hallucinate."

    "@LU Xinghuai, come out to enjoy the happiness."

    The bullet screen became more and more crooked, and couldn't find a word to reply after reading it for a long time.

    He could almost hear the voice next to his ears, and the evil charm was about to rush out of the barrage [Man, are you still satisfied with what you see?】Meng Huo couldn't help recalling the "beautiful" scene just now - and then he almost threw his phone away.

    The barrage found that something was wrong with Meng Huo, so he tried his best to tease him. He was like a male classmate who liked to bully girls and watch them cry when he was in school.

    "The villain was myself."

    "Hey, after all, I still lived the way I hate the most (dog head)."

    Meng Huo talked about him, trying to change the subject, he was so cute, and most of the bullet screens were good-natured jokes, until Meng Huo inadvertently saw one:

    "Heh, I'm too guilty to answer, right?! Now the male actors are all girlies, what's there to look at? You can be a treasure for nothing. Report the live broadcast room, so as not to spoil the aesthetics of the Chinese people!"

    Anyone who broadcasts the live broadcast will encounter some cheap talkers who start the war, and everyone is comforting Meng Huo, telling him not to worry about black acid, and get rid of the black.

    "Don't pay attention to them, baby. Now there are many people who vent their anger on the Internet when life is not going well. The more you respond to them, the more excited you will be."

    The truth is that everyone understands it, but the tip of the tongue still subconsciously touches the palate.

    Meng Huo's mood instantly became very upset because of this barrage.

    If this person scolded him, he would have tolerated it. Anyway, after being scolded for so many years, he would have already developed immunity to scolding.

    But the barrage pointed at Sang and scolded Huai. If he didn't come out and respond positively, it would be exactly what he said and let him do what he wanted.

    The sunspots will definitely take this opportunity out of context and cut this video out to make a big fuss to discredit Lu Xinghuai!

    Meng Huo was disobedient, so he didn't want to block him.

    That person is still sending barrage

    Very good.

    It means that he is still in the live broadcast room.

    Playing against him really lowered his level. Meng Huo pondered for a moment, pretending to think seriously, and then replied to the questions from netizens just now.

    He lowered his voice, and pretended to glance in the direction of the bathroom with a guilty conscience: "I'll reveal it to you secretly, so don't tell me it was me who said it."

    A look that finally chose to betray his teammates and reached an agreement with the audience friends.

    "Teacher Lu usually looks very masculine and gentlemanly, he wears a white shirt buttoned to the top button... In fact, he is in good shape! He has everything you can think of, such as mermaid lines, sharksLines, wide shoulders, narrow waist, and back muscles, no one can't help but look at him, no one. The abdominal muscles also have eight pieces, not six pieces, not four pieces, but eight pieces!"

    "... Some people are like no mother. They use a word everywhere after learning a word. Look down at your beer belly. How can you have the face to talk about others?!"

    "To the outside world: 'girl chirping', to myself: It's okay, it's great for a minute. Strictly discipline others and be leniently discipline yourself can be regarded as a joke for you to understand. No one really thinks that being popular and trustworthy is a masculinity, right?, no way no way?!"

    Meng Huo didn't stop his mouth when he sent out a message, and he directly scolded the person who was using the barrage just now, but Meng Huo didn't stop, but instead kept talking more and more vigorously.

    The atmosphere has been enhanced here, so he can't make another more sadistic comparison to end the game directly?!

    "Besides, Mr. Lu's muscles are by no means the kind of water-injected muscles that don't look useful. His waist strength is really good!"

    Can do sit-ups for more than an hour, amazing, right?!

    After Meng Huo finished speaking, he felt elated.

    He re-watched the barrage with vigor, but the direction of the barrage seemed to be a bit different from what he thought.

    Shouldn't they praise Lu Xinghuai, and then join him in mocking that low-quality human who hides behind the bullet screen, who is popular and trustworthy?!

    Why is the barrage full of:

    "...Baby, tell Ma Ma, why do you know that Lu Xinghuai has a good waist [smoking]"

    "To be honest, Mom can hold on."

    "I can't take it anymore, so I'll grab a wife and write a play for me."

    ?!

    Meng Huo frowned puzzled.

    The barrage seemed to pause for a moment, and then - it became even crazier.

    "Baby, don't look back."

    "Baby, turn around!"

    Holding the phone, Meng Huo froze in place.

    He seemed to be able to hear the click of his neck when he turned his head.

    That was the voice of death.

    When he was busy teaching Heizi how to behave, he even forgot to listen to the sound of water.

    "...Ms. Lu." He took a deep breath, smiled awkwardly and politely, and sat up slowly, looking very calm, but his red ears betrayed him, "When did you finish washing?"?”

    Meng Huo had a look of "Please, please tell me you just finished washing".

    Lu Xinghuai's heart was already itchy after hearing the little boyfriend's behavior of protecting her husband for so long.

    Meng Huo's current appearance was simply intended to provoke him to bully him.

    Lu Xinghuai slowly tied the lace of his bathrobe, looking down in thought.

    Under Meng Huo's longing eyes, he replied unhurriedly: "Well, probably when you said, 'No one will be hungry after seeing it'."

    Meng Huo Petrochemical: "..."

    Lu Xinghuai stood by the bed, looking down at him, seeing his long eyelashes blinking crazily due to guilty conscience, and his cheeks that turned crimson and seductive with layers of color... He also lived a life that he hated.

    Tease him in front of tens of millions of viewers.

    With a low voice, he tempted him to answer:

    "Including you?"

    I have to nod with tears in my own jokes.

    Lu Xinghuai took the lead in not being a human being, and the barrage molested him more and more ruthlessly.

    No one cared about the Puxin barrage just now.

    Lu Xinghuai came out wearing a bathrobe. The neckline of the bathrobe was loose, and even his chest muscles

    All were faintly hidden, and Meng Huo hinted at him wildly with his eyes.

    ——Why don’t you keep male virtues at all?!

    Because of this hidden audience benefit, the number of people in the live broadcast room skyrocketed, and the bullet screen was full of "male Bodhisattvas".

    Seeing this, Meng Huo felt very complicated.

    Once upon a time, he also praised Lu Xinghuai so much in his heart.

    Meng Huo reflected on himself.

    This mentality of trying to "privately hide Bodhisattvas" is very dangerous!

    This is not good, not good.

    Lu Xinghuai sat down beside him naturally.

    When Meng Huo thought that he and Lu Xinghuai were staying on the same big honeymoon bed sprinkled with roses, he felt bad.

    He smiled awkwardly but politely, and professional comedians did not forget to echo the connection with the last stalk to ease the embarrassment.

    "Mr. Lu, although I'm greedy, I won't try on the verge of breaking the law. Don't worry, I will consciously sleep on the sofa at night!"

    The honeymoon queen room has an oversized sofa, and an adult man who sleeps 1.82 meters has no problem at all.

    Lu Xinghuai raised his eyebrows, instead of answering him directly, he looked down at the barrage on his phone.

    "The audience is the parents of food and clothing. It's useless for you to ask me, you have to ask them whether they agree or not."

    Meng Huo: "..."

    The audience is watching the excitement and it's not a big deal. If they are given a "disagree" button, he has no doubt that they will blow it up.

    Sure enough, the barrage was exactly what he thought.

    "Don't even think about it, kid."

    "That's right, the customer is God, and God ordered you to have a bridal chamber tonight."

    "Young people are still conservative, your honorable VIP father asked you to use up the bedside covers|clothes."

    Meng Huo: Please, tell me something that can be broadcast!

    With this scale, the webcast cannot cut out all the shots of the two of them.

    Ah.Today is also a day of invalid work.

    Whenever the bullet screen is in harmony, there always seem to be a few annoying people who come out to pick things up.

    Lu Xinghuai looked down at the phone, and sensitively caught a barrage that was quickly being submerged.

    [Can you release a version of "One Night without Meng" in the later stage, I feel like vomiting when I see him.】

    This bad comment is like a sausage, and the sunspots are like hungry dogs, they all come when they smell it.

    "Secondly, I would like to be a member of Cool Audio for ten years in exchange for the Meng version."

    "Seeing him again will give me nightmares."

    "... rub, just rub hard."

    "Don't rub it against brother, first ask yourself if you are worthy, how much do you deserve?"

    The tails of the long and narrow eyes narrowed calmly and slightly.

    He debuted for many years, and it seemed that he couldn't arouse any emotion at first.

    But now every cell in his body is clearly clamoring: he is quite upset now.

    Every star's fan base is bound to be mixed, good and bad, and it is even possible that these people are not his fans at all, but just black people who criticize and provoke.

    Most of Lu Xinghuai's fans on the screen were directing the wind.Not everyone among them liked Meng Huo, but they also knew that they shouldn't embarrass their brother on the show.

    "Fuck off the troublemaker, report it."

    "After accurately blocking those accounts, it is much cleaner."

    "It's not fans who say that. Brother Lu and Mr. Meng are friends. Doesn't it mean that they have a good relationship because they can be on the show together?"

    "Don't represent me, fans will respect every friend of Mr. Lu, and they like Mr. Meng Huo very much."

    With so many barrages, it was impossible for Meng Huo not to see them.

    Lu Xinghuai couldn't help looking down at him worriedly, and found that his expression was calm, as if he didn't see it.

    The person who wished he could rush into the screen and scold Heizi passionately on the mic just because of him, is now so soft that he has no temper at all.

    Meng Huo smiled and tried to change the subject.

    "Mr. Lu, I'm hungry, let's find something to eat."

    The little boyfriend can tell right from wrong, so don't be too sensible.

    Sensible as if poking into his heart, especially

    Don't be a pain in the ass.

    The tip of his tongue touched his cheek, and the hostility in his heart seemed to be relieved somehow by this smile.

    Because he was afraid that someone would scold him like this, Lu Xinghuai always thought that when he got along with Meng Huo, he was more like the one who "posted".

    Wasn't he acting obvious enough?

    Lu Xinghuai lowered his eyes and smiled helplessly.

    Meng Huo looked at him inexplicably.

    The palm was pressed against the sheet, and the palm was still covered with a piece of rose.Lu Xinghuai slowly leaned over, then reached out and rubbed the young man's Adam's apple with the back of his finger.

    Meng Huo suddenly opened his eyes wide.

    What the hell is this doing?!

    Meng Huo's Adam's apple rolled wildly.

    The barrage also looked silly with him.

    The eyes reflecting Xinghe smiled, staring at him without blinking, Lu Xinghuai asked him unhurriedly:

    "Didn't you see what the barrage said just now? Someone said you rubbed against me."

    Meng Huo didn't understand why Lu Xinghuai "won't open the pot and lift the pot", but he was afraid that Lu Xinghuai would be embarrassed if he didn't answer, so he nodded bravely.

    "...saw it."

    Lu Xinghuai lowered his head, staring at the barrage that was clearly insane due to the action he had made just now on Meng Huo's Adam's apple, and said pointedly: "Everyone has seen it, and you can testify for me because I rubbed Teacher Meng first.Bar."

    "Can, can, can!"

    "No, I didn't see it clearly, unless I rub it again and let me see."

    "Forget it, bead, collapse."

    Meng Huo stared at him blankly.

    Lu Xinghuai, is this helping him out in public?

    Lu Xinghuai pinched his face again as if in response to the "didn't see clearly" barrage.

    His eyes were heavy on him.

    This time it's not for the sake of getting ahead, but simply wanting to bully the little boyfriend.

    He lowered his voice and asked:

    "...So when is Teacher Meng going to really rub me against me?"

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