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    If it weren't for the sudden violent knock on the door the next second, Meng Huo really didn't know how he should answer.

    "Dog man. Man, open the door for me!"

    Meng Huo had never missed Wei Qiming's voice so much for a moment.

    He quickly rushed to the door and let Wei Qiming in.

    When Wei Qiming entered the door, he was first jealous of the luxurious honeymoon bed room, then he was driven crazy by Lu Xinghuai, who was sitting on the edge of the bed, wearing a bathrobe, with a satisfied expression on his face, and finally complained angrily, they betrayed the organization,How outrageous is the act of solitary pleasure!

    The barrage mocked him mercilessly.

    "Mr. Wei, we, Xiao Meng, came here to ask you if you want to go back. You can't say it yourself hahahaha."

    "Teacher Meng is kind-hearted, he is true, I cry to death!"

    The losing group came late, everyone gathered, and then everyone went to eat together.

    The place to eat is a very famous Hangbang restaurant selected by the director group.

    The highlight of their show is not poverty-stricken travel, so the director is quite generous. The location of the restaurant is quiet, just beside the West Lake, and the decoration is simple and elegant. It has been recommended by Mi Xlin for three consecutive years.

    Of course, the price is not cheap either.

    Although it's not a poor tour, but it's so delicious and easy to live and play all the way, the show is not enough to watch.

    Meng Huo flipped through the menu in his hand, only to find the weirdness of the menu, all the prices were covered by stickers.

    Lin Jia introduced the "rules" for today's meal to everyone.

    "I have an envelope in my hand now. The number written in the envelope is the standard of everyone's meal today. The menu in your hand has no price. You order according to your own judgment. The price of the last order is added up.The difference from the meal price provided by the program group is less than 100 yuan, even if everyone wins, the program group will pay for the entire meal today."

    They are all bosses, and no one likes to answer, so Meng Huo had no choice but to do it himself. He asked the director cooperatively, with a "stupid and sweet" face.

    "Then the difference is more than one hundred?"

    Lin Jia glanced at him with implicit gratitude, lifted the cloth covering the turntable, and said, "Then it's up to fate, this turntable is divided into 12 grids, two of which are occupied by the program group, and each teacher also occupies one of them."Two squares, the probability of drawing yourself is one-sixth. Whoever draws will pay for everyone."

    Lin Jia paused, and gave an example: "If Teacher Wei is drawn, you will not only have to pay for the meal, but also pay for all the staff of the program group."

    They're all here, they want to eat too!

    The barrage looked at Wei Qiming's eyebrows that could pinch flies, and he had an unlucky expression on his face. They didn't know that the old artist on the movie screen was actually a comedian.

    "Politeness: Are you directing?"

    Lu Xinghuai sat lazily on the back of the chair, with his arms draped casually behind Meng Huo's chair.

    After listening to the director's words, he lowered his head and whispered something in Meng Huo's ear.

    Meng Huo looked up at him with the menu in his arms, and asked in a low voice, "Really?"

    Lu Xinghuai nodded.

    The scene of the two was naturally captured by the audience.

    "The Corner Artist."

    "Now there is a couple in the camera talking small things, which couple is not talking to me."

    "Is it Director Nie and Mr. Yu?! I'm raising the banner for #川越!"

    Nie Chuan and Yu Yue, thanks to the Pocky biscuit game last night, have become the "big trend CP" in the number of CP fans of this show, second only to Lu Xinghuai and Meng Huo!!

    The barrage burst into laughter and laughter.

    Meng Huo began to order.

    Spring beef, rice with lobster, braised rice with abalone and truffle, first-class Buddha jumping over the wall...

    Wei Qiming was dumbfounded.

    He thought about the meal labels given by the program group, and licked his dry lips. Although he wanted to eat it, he said, "...Xiao Meng, these are all big dishes, aren't they enough..."

    Meng Huo looked up, with a "relaxed" expression on his face, he looked up at Lu Xinghuai: "Mr. Lu asked me to order casually, and he will pay directly."

    Lu Xinghuai sang Fu Sui and nodded slightly.

    When Meng Huo came out to play, everything could be bad, but not eating was bad.

    director:

    "..."

    Program group: "..."

    audience:"…"

    Wei Qiming: "..."

    "I can't take it anymore, it's fine if I can't eat Mi X Lin, I still have to eat dog food. What good will you do if you torture me to death?!"

    "Just spoil him! Are you responsible for spoiling him so much that you can't find a partner?!"

    "Damn, the most loving person."

    "Lu Xinghuai: I have a strong sense of boyfriend."

    ...

    Wei Qiming smiled weakly.

    He didn't need to ask.

    I can't stand the dead gay guy who is in love!

    Lin Jia was heartbroken. Although Lu Xinghuai was very dedicated and Meng Huo was very cooperative, the rot was sold, but the effect of the show was gone!!!

    Meng Huo closed the menu, counted the number of people, and felt that it was a bit too much to waste, so at the last moment, he removed the Buddha Tiaoqiang and an abalone stewed rice.

    At the end of the checkout, there was no more, no less, just a hundred yuan short.

    Lin Jia: "..."

    Meng Huo took a mouthful of the lobster meat Lu Xinghuai gave him contentedly, and his mouth was very sweet: "Thank you director for the treat."

    "Baby, be good, shut up and eat your meal."

    "Director, is this the program effect you want?"

    "Why do you say you want to provoke Ou Huang?!"

    ...

    Lin Jia decided to go back and delete all subsequent game settings that required luck overnight!

    After eating and drinking enough, Meng Huo actually wanted Lu Xinghuai to go back and catch up on sleep.He wanted to get the reward of this luxurious homestay suite, in fact, so that he could have a good rest tonight.

    But after all, it is a variety show. Although it is a travel variety show, it is also a job, so the audience must have something to watch.

    Meng Huo weighed it up and found a way to let Lu Xinghuai rest and record the show. He looked at Lu Xinghuai and said, "Mr. Lu, let's go for a massage!"

    This is included in the services provided by the homestay. They changed into massage robes and walked into a room for two people.

    There are two beds in the room, and the lighting is warm and dim.

    Meng Huo and Lu Xinghuai lay on the bed, waiting for the masseuse they called.

    They are very male-minded, as long as they are male masters!

    The door was pushed open silently.

    There was a burst of laughter from the barrage.

    When Lu Xinghuai felt a force that could almost destroy the world, he couldn't help biting his lower lip, and turned his head with a frown.

    Wei Qiming, who was wearing a technician's clothes, stood behind the bed with a smirk on his face, held his feet with both hands, and pressed hard on Yongquan acupoint.

    No technique, all emotion.

    The program group asked the losing group to work part-time to pay off their debts. Director Nie and Yu Yue chose to take photos of the tourists in West Lake. The famous director came to travel and shoot, so he didn’t have to worry about making money. That’s an artistic job, theoretically.That said, the number of viewers should not be many.

    When the director team asked Wei Qiming what he was going to do to pay off the debt, Wei Qiming had just asked what Lu Xinghuai and Meng Huo were doing, and he showed a weird smile.

    This episode was really interesting, and the number of viewers in the three people's live broadcast room suddenly skyrocketed.

    Meng Huo looked at Lu Xinghuai's arm, which was hanging by the bed, strained to the point of bruises. He couldn't help getting up, and asked worriedly, "Mr. Wei, do you really know how to massage? I heard that massage and massage can't be done casually."Press it, if you press it badly, it may cause problems!"

    Wei Qiming's troubles come back to troubles, and he still has a sense of propriety in dealing with people.

    "Don't worry, your brother Wei has made movies with similar themes before, and even went to take a license test, so now you are working with a license."

    Meng Huo breathed a sigh of relief.

    Wei Qiming seems to want to show his professionalism, put away his usual sloppy tone, and looks quite stable, wearing a white coat, he looks like an old Chinese doctor.

    As the saying goes, if you are not afraid of smiling western medicine, you are afraid of low eyebrows in Chinese medicine.

    Wei Qiming frowned, as if he was puzzled by Lu Xinghuai's reaction: "Does it hurt?"

    Meng Huo squatted beside the bed, looking at him nervously.

    Wei Qiming took a hiss and said, "You shouldn't

    Yes, I pressed your Yongquan acupoint, which is located in the center of the sole of the foot. This acupoint is related to kidney function.There is also this Taixi point located below your ankle. If you feel pain when you press it, then this problem is very serious!"

    Lu Xinghuai gritted his teeth.

    "Hahahahahaha, this is public revenge, right?! Isn't it?!"

    "Mr. Lu, I don't want to say it hurts!"

    "Woooooh, my goose can't be with a man with bad kidneys."

    "My mother-in-law has decided to reconsider the relationship."

    Meng Huo stretched out his hand to touch his arm, and asked him softly, "Mr. Lu, does it really hurt? You have to tell me if it really hurts."

    Meng Huo was afraid that he would be afraid of men's dignity and dare not speak.

    "It's not necessarily a disease, it may just be overtired, if it hurts, go to the hospital."

    "Hahahahahaha I'm sorry, Mr. Lu, my baby is proficient in skills such as adding fuel to the fire and drawing darker and darker."

    "Kidney deficiency, sometimes after overwork..."

    Lu Xinghuai: "..."

    No matter how good the kidney function is, it's hard for Wei Qiming's strength, okay?!

    Lu Xinghuai gritted his back molars, wanting to throw Wei Qiming down, but because of Wei Qiming's original words, any actions he took would only be more like confirming him.

    But the little boyfriend is so easy to deceive, he will believe everything.

    Lu Xinghuai had no choice but to grit his teeth, relax his veined arm, and comfort him in a gentle voice, which sounded calm:

    "It's okay, I don't feel anything."

    Meng Huo was in awe.

    Lu Xinghuai's kidney function is so strong!

    Everyone was dying of laughter from Meng Huo's little expression of "I envy but I won't tell".

    Wei Qiming pressed it for a long time, until he had to work part-time to pay off his debts, camp and sleep in a tent tonight, and other old and new grudges were all settled together, and then he mercifully let Lu Xinghuai go.

    Meng Huo knew that the male chef they ordered was now replaced by Wei Qiming, and that Teacher Wei was quite professional.

    "Okay." Wei Qiming took off the towel placed behind Lu Xinghuai's waist and got up.

    Meng Huo looked at Lu Xinghuai's expression worriedly, and was relieved to find that everything was going well, and then immediately became nervous again.

    He didn't know if his kidneys were that good.

    He lay back on his bed in a complicated mood.

    "Is it my turn?"

    His face was buried in the dedicated hole, and his voice was muffled.

    "Well, relax." Wei Qiming rubbed his fists, "I'll give you a massage."

    He stood beside Meng Huo's bed.

    Meng Huo heard his voice.

    Lu Xinghuai rubbed his shoulders and neck, getting ready for some activities, he will fight with Wei Qiming later.

    Meng Huo noticed that he hadn't moved for a long time, and wanted to raise his head in doubt.

    Wei Qiming quickly pinned Meng Huo in the cave and comforted him softly.

    "Don't worry, it will be ready right away. Don't raise your head when you press it, or you will twist your neck."

    "Oh." Meng Huo responded obediently.

    Wei Qiming, who was standing beside Meng Huo's bed, gave him a wink suddenly.

    Mouth shape: you come.

    Lu Xinghuai was taken aback.

    I feel the temperature of my fingertips rising.

    He came to press Meng Huo's waist, back and legs.

    Just imagining the touch, the Adam's apple rolled down quietly.

    The audience was directly shocked by this fairy operation.

    "Wei Qiming is a good friend. If you have a grudge, you will report it on the spot. If you have an assist, he is really good!"

    "My wife's waist is so thin, my wife's legs are so straight, white and long prprprpr"

    "It's too bad, these two men are too bad!!!"

    "Whoa, who wouldn't want to bully the obedient, soft and deceitful Teacher Meng?!"

    "Damn it, Lu Xinghuai gave me back my life!"

    "If it's a man, press and cry him!"

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