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    Jiang Yuan was thinking about roasting the whole lamb, and when he woke up and opened his eyes, it was ready!

    The two attendants worked together to place the whole lamb on the baking tray, and the golden-colored roasted whole lamb was brought to the table. The aroma made Jiang Yuan's saliva almost flow out.

    Before the first meal was served, the little mermaid was already waiting at the small table in the dining area.

    Butler Su stood aside, thinking cheerfully, compared to the Sangsang appearance when he first came here, although the little mermaid still doesn't like to move and his weight is not up to the standard, it can be seen by the naked eye that it is much more lively than before.

    so good.

    When the meal was served, the butler explained: "Considering that you are a mermaid, your stomach may not be able to adapt to it. The chef's ingredients are not very heavy. You can comment after you taste it. I will tell the chef and strive for improvement next time."

    Jiang Yuan: "!"

    What?

    And next time!!?

    Jiang Yuan felt overwhelmed with happiness.

    His eyes were shining, he flicked the fish's tail back and forth, put on gloves, and tore the mutton.

    Not long after the roasted whole lamb came out of the oven, Jiang Yuan felt an intense burning sensation from his fingertips as soon as he started to use force. He hissed and withdrew his hand suddenly.

    However, Jiang Yuan didn't intend to stop at all, he became more and more frustrated, and started again.

    Seeing this, Steward Su couldn't help worrying and said, "Let me cut it for you, shall we?"

    The little mermaid's skin is so delicate, it will be bad if it gets burned.

    "No, no, no." Jiang Yuan waved his hands again and again.

    ——This kind of food is delicious only when it is torn apart by hand.

    If cut with a knife, there is no soul!

    After working hard for more than ten seconds, Jiang Yuan finally managed to tear off a piece of crispy meat, very satisfied.

    He couldn't wait to throw it into his mouth.

    The mutton is roasted, charred on the outside and tender on the inside. When you bite down, the mouth is almost full of oil. The outer skin is crispy and crispy, and the inner meat is delicious and delicious. don’t know what seasonings are added in it. The aftertaste has a faint sweet and sour taste., not heavy, but adds to the taste, fat but not greasy, so delicious that the little mermaid can't help squinting her eyes.

    woo woo woo.

    It's been a great day too!?

    Jiang Yuan was a little overwhelmed.

    Once people are too full, they will feel sleepy.

    The same goes for fish.

    Jiang Yuan lay on the reef, found a comfortable position, and took a nap in the sun.The sun shines through the water and sprinkles on his back and neck, leaving a golden afterglow.

    When woke up again, it was already afternoon.

    Jiang Yuan straightened his tail and stretched his waist. He turned over and saw at a glance that the scorched grass outside the floor-to-ceiling windows had been covered with green again.Not far away, someone was moving the turf, and someone was debugging the automatic sprinkler, so busy that they barely touched the ground.

    Warm sunshine, green grass, the sound of water droplets falling like rain in the air, chirping birds, cicadas, and occasional human voices...

    At this moment, Jiang Yuan only felt that his heart couldn't be more peaceful.

    The tail of the fish lightly patted the water surface, Jiang Yuan was lazy and didn't want to move, so he opened the terminal in this posture.

    He swiped the short video for a while, with a serious and serious expression.

    However, the general content of these videos is too high - for every five videos Jiang Yuan watches, one will talk about generals, and there is basically nothing good to say about them.

    ...is the flow password?

    Or the end of the navy?

    But these are not things a fish needs to think about.

    Jiang Yuan quickly clicked the "Not Interested" button.

    Hope the authorities know something.

    But it was a coincidence, half an hour later, Jiang Yuan's account was suddenly lifted from the ban record on the forum, and the message reminder showed that he was hit by Aite 1,307 times during this period.

    Jiang Yuan: "."

    Jiang Yuan continued to watch the video, but those beautiful golden eyes couldn't help looking at the little red dot frequently.After another half a minute, the little mermaid had an obsessive-compulsive attack, and couldn't stand the red dots being kept there blatantly. He sighed, moved his finger, and clicked in.

    "What about people? Why don't you speak? Oh, it's blocked. @元, you say you are a mermaid, do you have evidence?"

    "Laughing, you asked an imposter for evidence? Oh, I see, you want a high-resolution photo of the empty-gloved mermaid?"

    "@微,大兄弟, when will it be unblocked? I want to ask, how is the general's mermaid doing now? How is it going? Poor.jpg"

    Jiang Yuan originally didn't intend to answer, he just wanted to get rid of the red dot and get out quickly, but then he thought, if he doesn't return, what if others think the mermaid is dead and let the investigators come over to check?

    Replying to netizens = working for one minute, acting in front of investigators = working for an hour, Jiang Yuan can still tell the difference between the two.

    Moreover, a really good employee, after eating roasted whole lamb, must learn not to cause trouble for the boss, but also to help the boss solve the trouble.

    Jiang Yuan typed back: "Don't worry, the mermaid is doing well now."

    After clicking send, he immediately exited the forum.

    However, immediately after, countless little red dots popped up one by one.

    Jiang Yuan watched helplessly as the number "+1" jumped up.

    "Speechless, you can't say that you have a cruel personality, and you can't control yourself during the disordered period. Before you say that the mermaid is fine, use your own brain."

    "Le, didn't this person pretend to be a mermaid before? Shouldn't I say that "I" is doing well now? How come I'm living a good life as a "mermaid" now?"

    "Ahhh, I finally replied! But is the mermaid really okay? I don't believe it, unless you send me a picture of the mermaid's well-being."

    "Sister, be bold. Photos are not good, what if they were taken before? Let's post a video."

    "Video doesn't work either. What if it was recorded before? I suggest starting a live broadcast directly."

    Jiang Yuan: "..."

    what.

    This year's netizens are really hard to serve.

    If had known earlier, would not return.

    Jiang Yuan thought about it, tapped his fingers, and inquired how to start the live broadcast.He followed the steps of the guide, entered the personal center, and clicked on Apply to join the Creator Program.

    Only when this is turned on, users can publish long videos or live broadcasts longer than 12 seconds.

    In the blink of an eye, the creator's application page was refreshed. Jiang Yuan looked at the long list of densely packed registration information and fell into deep thought.

    After two seconds, the page closes.

    ——Not to mention that Jiang Yuan didn't have a user code similar to an ID card at all, but just looking at these trivial contents, Jiang Yuan was already exhausted in his brain.

    Forget it.

    Adhering to the principle of joining if you can't beat it, Jiang Yuan typed: "Yes, yes, yes, you are right."

    "really."

    "Ah yes yes yes yes, you are the best."

    After picking out a few highly liked ones, and replying to the message, Jiang Yuan's tail collapsed, and he lay flat on the rock and pretended to be dead.

    Tired, let's destroy it.

    The little mermaid quickly lay flat and rotted.

    At the same time, a surfing netizen on another planet was sitting in front of a chair, eating melon seeds leisurely. When he saw the reply from the person whose ID was "Yuan", he snorted softly: "Such a beautiful creature like a mermaid, an ordinary human, actually tried to impersonate? Bah! He deserves to be scolded!"

    He kept clicking and refreshing with his fingers, wanting to see what else the imposter said, and was going to send a screenshot to the small group for everyone to have fun together.

    However, before Yuan's reply came, another new reply immediately attracted his attention.

    "He's really a mermaid."

    A netizen flipped through Byakugan and mocked: "What? Why do people still believe this kind of nonsense these days? Are they brainwashed? Or is it the new navy? Ha ha."

    He directly sent this person's remarks to the small group: "Come, come, everyone rewards."

    The members of the group responded quickly, and the message was passed in an instant: "???"

    "????"

    "Fuck, the boss replied again???"

    "I am not wrong, right???"

    "Ah? What does he mean? Who? Who is really a mermaid? Could it be the imposter from before? Ahhh, so he is really a mermaid???"

    "Ahhhhhh—"

    He didn't see what he wanted to see, but a lot of question marks popped up instead. The netizens were stunned, and he took a closer look at this moment, and found that the reply he just screenshotted was actually a message from the hacker boss Xingxuan!?

    The hand of the netizen eating melon seeds and the smile on his face froze at the same time.

    He almost jumped out of his chair!

    Hastily!!!

    what!!!

    Boss Xingxuan went off in person and verified this person's identity as a mermaid???

    So, that fate is really a mermaid!!???

    At dinner, Steward Su saw that Jiang Yuan was not playing on the terminal, but was watching a drama, and he was not very interested, so he asked worriedly, "Young master is not feeling well today? Is it because of the mutton you ate at noon?"

    Jiang Yuan: "No."

    "Then why didn't you play the terminal?" Butler Su asked again.

    Jiang Yuan didn't want to mention it at first, but when he saw Steward Su's age and gray hair, he looked nervous when he looked at him, paused, and said obediently: "Played for a while in the afternoon. I watched some exercise for the back muscles.I also chatted with new people I met online, so I was a little tired.”

    "So that's how it is." Steward Su suddenly realized, thinking that caring would cause confusion, but what he just showed was a bit too exaggerated, and it might make the little mermaid feel uncomfortable, so he should pay more attention in the future. At the same time, he thought, today the young master actuallyAfter watching the exercise video, I immediately boasted, "Young master is awesome!"

    Jiang Yuan: "."

    Can this be praised?

    Why do I always feel like I'm being treated like a child?

    Jiang Yuan couldn't help reminding: "I'm an adult."

    ——Two lifetimes added up, Jiang Yuan's age is not too young.

    Butler Su laughed and said, "I'm getting older now, so you're still children."

    This sentence is exactly the same as what Grandma Jiang Yuan said back then.

    Jiang Yuan blinked, hugged the fish tail and said nothing.

    Seeing the appearance of the little mermaid, Steward Su seemed to be going to sleep, so he didn't say any more.

    He leaves lightly.

    When passing by the general's room, Steward Su originally wanted to see the general's current situation, but after entering the door, there was no one there.He froze for a moment, thought of something, and sighed lightly.

    After making tea, Steward Su knocked on the door of the study, looked at Qi Yuan who was expressionless and frowning: "General, don't you want to take a break anymore?"

    ——The pain caused by mental disorder is not only the body, but also the mind.

    After experiencing the disorder, most people can only rest in bed. In severe cases, they even need to lie down for more than half a month. However, how did the general endure such pain and still insist on working?

    Steward Su put the teacup on the table, and couldn't help but whispered: "General, I hope you can think about yourself more about your current physical condition."

    Qi Yuan paused: "It doesn't matter."

    He rubbed the center of his brows, seeing that Steward Su had not left after putting down the teacup, he asked, "What's wrong?"

    "...No, I just want to tell you about Young Master Jiang Yuan."

    Qi Yuan said lightly: "I didn't say that, I'm not interested in him."

    "However, young master will marry you anyway, I think you still have an obligation to find out a little bit about your future partner's preferences." Butler Su said, "Young master is more lively and talkative than when he first came here,Not only did I watch a waist and abdominal muscle exercise video today, but I also chatted with friends on the Internet."

    Steward Su chatted about the meeting, seeing that Qi Yuan was still not interested, he could only sigh: "Then I won't disturb your work. You should go to bed early too."

    Qi Yuan said "hmm".

    After Butler Su left and only the general was left in the study, he paused.

    ——Chatted with friends online?

    Qi Yuan lowered his eyes, thought for a moment, then tapped his finger, and a small screen appeared, on which were all the pages that Jiang Yuan had seen after opening the terminal.

    He clicks double speed.

    In the picture, Jiang Yuan has a clear purpose, and without much hesitation, clicks into the star network all the way.

    Qi Yuan narrowed his eyes and leaned back.

    So proficient, could it be that he is preparing to meet with the contact person?

    Just as he was thinking, a burst of ambiguous music sounded in the terminal.

    In the picture, a faceless man approached the camera, pinching his clothes with one hand, and with the music, he suddenly lifted the corners of his clothes, revealing his neat and beautiful abs.

    In the next picture, wearing a mask, wearing a white shirt, looking clean, like a student, with the corner of his clothes in his mouth, twisting and dancing.

    next...

    Qi Yuan: "..."

    Qi Yuan narrowed his eyes.

    Is this the abs workout video?

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