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    Who would want to watch other people eat shit live?

    Does it affect appetite?

    Jiang Yuan had a serious face, just after sending Xingxuan a reminder message, Butler Su came with delicious food.

    His eyes lit up, and he immediately shut down the terminal, so as not to accidentally step on a thunder during this period.

    At this time, the star network has become a carnival for everyone. When you click on the live channel, it is overcrowded, and you can see all kinds of weird live content everywhere.

    Ask again, basically they all swore to the mermaid back then, how miserable!

    "Well, this incident tells us that words should not be spoken indiscriminately, words should not be typed indiscriminately..."

    "So who said that "washing your hair upside down" is disrespectful to mermaids? Damn it, I listened to the slander and made a vow to run 8,000 meters downstairs, but I never exercised at all! WooWoohoo, if there are no accidents, the medical staff may have to ask the medical staff to take me away in the end, crying."

    "Ah? Are you talking about that Wu who is the source of all evil? He is struggling with how to eat shit in the live broadcast room."

    "???"

    "Grass, looking at it this way, it seems that 8,000 meters is better, at least it won't be so dead."

    "I'm dying of laughter, thanks to the little mermaid for putting together such a big show for us."

    "...It seems that you didn't swear, and I'm envious."

    "However, I have a question. You guys broadcast the live broadcast at the same time. Can the little mermaid see it?"

    ah?

    One word awakens the dreamer!

    Yes indeed.

    What if the mermaid didn't watch their live broadcast and didn't admit that they had fulfilled their promise!?Wouldn't it be necessary to do it again?

    It's scary just thinking about it!

    Record your screen now!Send home page!Save forever!

    All of a sudden, everyone rushed to tell each other, clicked to record the screen, and ran to leave a message to the little mermaid, reminding that the live broadcast content had been sent to the homepage, as long as you click on it, you can enjoy it immediately.

    However, the little mermaid didn't respond.

    Everyone simply chatted in the comment area below while waiting.

    "Speaking of which, this is the first time someone Yu Benyu has opened the creator interface, right? So, he is really doing well there? Otherwise, he can't be said and dare not let him contact the outside world, right?"

    "I don't know, but listening to the voice really doesn't feel like being coerced."

    "Can't you say it's getting better?"

    "Anyway, I think this is a good thing. In recent years, some generals have applied for mermaids, but they are all hidden, let alone interacting, not even a photo... At least we can hear the voice of the mermaid nowAlready!"

    "In that case, yes."

    "Thank you Admiral, Modo Modo!"

    "I'm dying of laughter. It turns out that some people really forgot how they treated the mermaid as long as they got some small benefits. When the internal photos of the blue mermaid were leaked, the fish's tail was bloody and bloody.Don't you all remember?"

    "It's really hard for the blue mermaid. It's only been a few years? It's been forgotten."

    "Only smell the new fish laugh, but don't smell the old fish cry."

    "It's okay, it's okay, don't scare this mermaid. @元, what did you do, why haven't you replied?"

    "I don't know, I still want to see how the mermaid responds!"

    "me too!!"

    "Spare me, you guys. I'm a staff member of the third mermaid base. I broke the news about the accident with the blue mermaid before. The general's mermaid number is 0163. We know his character very well.I think it is absolutely impossible for him to take the initiative to open the creator interface on the star network, there must be something inside. Whether someone did all this on purpose to clean himself up, you can feel it yourself.”

    "what???"

    "This person has a star network identity verification, and he is indeed a member of the base."

    "so……"

    "When I'm speechless, I know it. I can't believe it if I can't say it."

    "Ah, hope the mermaid can show up to refute the rumors."

    "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...

    No matter how many people scratched their heads on the star network, squatted for a long time, and refreshed and refreshed the page, they did not see the little mermaid again.

    ——Jiang Yuan went to catch up on sleep.

    Experts once said that you should not go to bed immediately after eating, otherwise it will cause indigestion, poor sleep quality and other problems.

    But Jiang Yuan didn't listen.

    For him, sleeping after eating and eating after sleeping is simply the greatest happiness for Yusheng.

    The little mermaid was paralyzed on the shell, motionless, and fell into a deep sleep. After sleeping until ten o'clock the next morning, Shi Shiran woke up and lay down skillfully.

    what.

    The life of salted fish is really exciting.

    After a while, Jiang Yuan's terminal vibrated, he raised his wrist and glanced, and found that it was a message from Butler Su: "Master, are you awake?"

    Ok?

    Ready to eat?

    Jiang Yuan was too lazy to type, and replied with an emoji to indicate that he was awake.

    Hey hey, what are you going to eat this morning?

    Just as Jiang Yuan was thinking, about ten minutes later, the door of the room opened, and Butler Su walked in pushing a luxurious wheelchair.

    The wheelchair was larger than the usual ones, especially the position of the pedals, which extended out and added a small water tank.

    There should be a power unit under the wheelchair, so there is a slight noise, but it is not obvious.

    Butler Su raised his voice and said, "Young master, I'm going to take you to the base for a routine inspection today, and you need to go out. This is a tool specially prepared for you. Can you try it and see if it's comfortable?"

    ...Oh, so it turns out that have to go out for a checkup.

    Jiang Yuan's ear fins trembled, but his body remained motionless, trying to express his resistance silently—he had already planned it before, and today he was going to finish watching the drama he was chasing before, but he didn't expect to go out suddenly...

    This feeling of temporarily disrupting the plan made Yu feel a little uncomfortable.

    And it's tiring to think about it.

    I didn't reply to the message before knew it.

    Jiang Yuan began to play dead.

    On the side, Steward Su did not urge, but stood quietly by the side, waiting with a smile on his face.

    Obviously, as long as Jiang Yuan doesn't move, he will wait forever.

    At the same time the squire climbed the steps.

    Everyone is waiting for him.

    Jiang Yuan: "."

    Jiang Yuan sighed heavily, and with a flick of the fish's tail, the whole fish drifted upwards lightly, was picked up by the attendants smoothly, and put into the wheelchair.

    The backrest and cushion of the wheelchair were soft. After Jiang Yuan sat on it, the whole fish sank into it, and the tail of the fish was put into the cool water tank, not to mention how comfortable it was.

    He couldn't help moving the fish's tail, and the water splashed by the tail fin hit the wall of the tank, making a splashing sound.

    Steward Su did not push the wheelchair forward directly, but stood behind Jiang Yuan and helped Jiang Yuan tie his long hair first.

    The long, silky white hair was tied loosely behind her, and her cheeks were finally no longer itchy.

    Even if it is blown by the wind, it won't make your face blurred.

    Jiang Yuan was very satisfied.

    Steward Su pushed Jiang Yuan, followed by a few attendants, and set off in a mighty manner.

    As soon as he got out of the gate, Jiang Yuan saw a smooth-lined elongated car with luxurious interior decoration, and the space can accommodate about fourteen people.

    Moreover, the mermaid base is some distance away from the general's residence. It seems that in order to prevent the mermaid from dehydration, a small water tank was even thoughtfully prepared in the car.

    Jiang Yuan couldn't help being amazed.

    Is this the power of money?

    After being transitioned from the wheelchair into the water tank, Jiang Yuan blinked.

    The whole water tank is actually not that big, but the mermaid is just right for sitting in it. Looking at it again, there is also a massage function, just like taking a bath in a spa.

    Jiang Yuan tried it immediately, and the fish tail waggled happily.

    On the side, Butler Su reached out and stuck a cup of sour plum soup with a straw inserted into the cup holder on the edge of the water tank: "I boiled this just before I set off, and I specially made it not so sweet. Do you need ice cubes?"

    Jiang Yuan nodded.

    Butler Su placed a tray on the water in an orderly manner, and there were several beautifully made small cakes on the tray.

    Jiang Yuan's eyes lit up.

    Wow.

    Butler Su opened the small refrigerator beside him, and took out the ice cubes that had been made into balls.Mint or sliced strawberries are placed in the ice cubes, which looks crystal clear and very beautiful."Plop plop" two ice cubes were thrown in, and it was soon soaked in the color of sour plum soup.

    Before the ice cubes started to melt, Jiang Yuan tasted the small cake first.

    The chocolate mille-feuille has a very rich taste, with a layer of rich cocoa powder sprinkled on it, which is full of aroma and makes the fish feel happy.

    In addition, there is Xue Meiniang, once you bite it open, it is filled with sweet mango, mixed with ice skin and cool soft waxy taste, it makes people want to swallow it in one bite...

    However, if you eat too much dessert, you will get a little greasy.

    At this time, take another sip of the sweet and sour plum soup, which will dilute the greasy in the mouth.

    sure.

    Food can really heal the soul!

    Jiang Yuan thought to himself, although his sudden trip to the field disrupted his plan to lie down, but the moment he ate the small cake and drank the sour plum soup, he didn't feel so uncomfortable anymore.

    really not bad!

    Along the way, the car drove very steadily, and the water in the water tank didn't shake much.

    Jiang Yuan had a full meal, and fell asleep under the hypnotic sound of Butler Su's chanting.

    I don't know how long it has passed, Jiang Yuan felt in a daze that the car seemed to have stopped, and he was gently picked up and put into the wheelchair.

    Jiang Yuan slowly opened his eyes, only to realize that he had arrived at his destination.

    He raised his eyes, and his golden eyes stared at the huge mermaid base in front of him.

    ——The little mermaid lived in it all the time and never came out, so this was the first time he saw the base from this perspective.

    The shape of the base is a mermaid lying flat, and a scale-shaped gate is opened at the scale near the lower abdomen, which is the main entrance of the mermaid base.

    Well.

    It's pretty nice.

    If it is in Huaxia, if it is developed as a tourist attraction, it should be able to sell tickets, and it will soon become a place where Internet celebrities check in...

    Wait, why can't resist going to work again!?

    Behind him, Steward Su was muttering: "I wanted to let you sleep more, so I didn't call you. I didn't expect you to wake up."

    While speaking, he noticed Jiang Yuan's gaze, and paused, "...young master Yuanyuan, you must miss this place too, right?"

    Butler Su sighed lightly.

    Mermaids have grown up in the base since they were young, so their feelings for this place are like human beings treat "home", it is their destination, their safe haven, and staying here will also make mermaids feel more secure.

    For example, the three mermaids before always wanted to go back to the base...

    Maybe in the future, they should bring the young master back a few more times?

    Butler Su was thinking about it when he heard Jiang Yuan in the wheelchair say firmly, "No, I don't want to! I don't miss it at all!"

    Butler Su: "?"

    ah?

    On weekdays, when young master Jiang Yuan had any thoughts, he would just nod or shake his head, and he was not very talkative at all. I didn't expect that not only did he say it today, but his tone was so... firm?

    Steward Su was suspicious, but this also showed that the young master was quite satisfied with their previous performance, right?

    He suddenly felt that the previous efforts were not in vain.

    "Hahaha, it's good not to miss you. Young master, when you go back after the inspection, I'll ask the kitchen to prepare delicious food for you! What else do you want to eat recently? You can tell me."

    Butler Su is in a good mood.

    Jiang Yuan continued to lie flat in a daze.

    joke.

    After finally being released after serving his sentence, who would want to go back to prison?

    The wheelchair was pushed all the way into the base.

    As soon as he entered it, he immediately smelled a smell similar to that of hospital disinfectant, and Jiang Yuan felt sleepy and curled up in the wheelchair.

    Surroundings, there were quite a few staff members coming and going in the base. When they saw the little mermaid and the wheelchair, they were taken aback, and those with companions started whispering immediately.

    "This wheelchair has a strange shape, but it seems to be quite practical, hahaha. Wait, this is 0163?"

    "...Isn't that the only golden mermaid in the entire Sea Kingdom? But wasn't he given to the general?"

    "It's indeed the general. Look at the person pushing the wheelchair behind him, isn't it Steward Su?"

    "But……"

    The eyes of the two people who were talking coincided with each other, and they looked at the golden mermaid again and again, with blank expressions.

    ——As the staff of the Third Mermaid Base, they certainly know the dozen or so mermaids here by heart.

    Especially this golden mermaid numbered 0163, everyone is very familiar with it.

    He is just too famous.

    But 0163 is not famous because of his good personality, lively and cute, but because of his physical health.The long-term sub-health makes all the staff anxious when facing 0163, wanting to find ways to improve.

    They have held many conferences for this, and even in the subsequent small meetings, they still did not give up discussing countermeasures, but no matter what method they used, they always had little effect, which made them feel very frustrated.

    after that……

    No matter who it is, after hitting the wall so many times, they will no longer have the original enthusiasm.Everyone gradually became accustomed to this state of 0163, and tacitly felt that 0163 would not live long, and the boss moaned and sighed all day long, feeling that his job would not be guaranteed.

    Later, when 0163 was assigned to General Qi, they were even a little thankful that they finally got rid of a hot potato, and even more fortunate that other healthy little mermaids were not given to the general.

    They even discussed it in the office, saying that at some point, 0163 might be tortured to death by the general, and then they would collect the body——

    But!

    What now?

    The famous mermaid in the wheelchair has delicate and beautiful eyebrows and eyes, and his white upper body is sunken into the soft backrest. Although he looks tired, listless, and looks very inactive, his white hair is smooth and not boring, and his complexion is more beautiful than before.It was rosy, and even the fish scales on the fish tail looked more shiny!

    Everyone's Pupil Earthquake.jpg

    That's the general!

    General Qi who killed fish without blinking an eye and tortured three mermaids!

    What happened before, so that this little mermaid... not only was not beaten, but even glowed again?

    The staff members were puzzled and wanted to ask directly, but when they saw a long line of stalwart attendants behind Butler Su, they all stopped in their tracks.

    Forget it.Dare not dare.

    Steward Su met everyone's gaze with a smile on his face, even showing off, with his back straight.

    He pushed the wheelchair all the way to the examination room and began to register.

    "Ah, it's 0163." The staff at the base originally wanted to chat with Jiang Yuan and ask him how his life was in the general's house, but seeing Jiang Yuan lying motionless in a wheelchair, thinking of the character of this mermaid,Shut up now.

    He swept his gaze across the crowd and asked, "The admiral didn't come?"

    Steward Su replied with a smile while filling in the information: "Our general originally planned to come, but just before he left, His Majesty called him over, saying that it was something urgent."

    He paused with his fingertips and asked, "Is there any procedure that requires the general to come in person? Then I will send him a message now?"

    Staff: "...No, no, no, I'll just ask."

    Who dares to bother Admiral Qi!

    Next is the routine inspection.

    Jiang Yuan is very familiar with this process. He is like a dead fish, being fiddled with by the staff at the base, taking it out of the machine and putting it in again.

    The "buzzing" sound of the machine filled Jiang Yuan's mind.

    Outside, several people knew that the little mermaid couldn't hear them, so they were chatting in low voices.

    "I saw the news about 0163 on Xingwang."

    "You mean the creator?"

    "Yes, there is another person who claims to be an insider of our base to refute the rumors, saying that it is absolutely impossible for 0163 to apply for a creator by himself."

    "...To be honest, I don't believe it either. You see, 0163's fish tail doesn't even move. It's not like everyone hasn't heard of his previous deeds, and he frightened the recorder. How could such a personality take the initiative?, right Koike?"

    The person called "Xiaochi" was operating the machine. Hearing this, he raised his eyes and smiled: "Yes."

    "It was Koike who was in charge of checking 0163's body back then."

    "It's true that 0163 is not that lively type, but you see, he wears a terminal on his wrist, so I think the netizens are right."

    "That's true, and you see, his physical statistics are much better than before."

    "Wow, it's true!"

    "How did you do it?"

    On the side, Xiaochi remained silent, but his eyes could not help showing a trace of disdain—he was the insider of the base who spoke out on the Internet.

    While operating the machine, he thought lightly, these people really have bad brains, and he knew that 0163 really couldn't do those things. As for this terminal... Qi Yuan must have put it on for mermaids on purpose, so as to disguise it.

    Look, aren't they being fooled now?

    "All the inspection items here have been completed, and the remaining part of the data has not yet come out. Let's ask Steward Su to pick up 0163 first."

    Just as he was talking, the door was opened, and everyone looked back when they heard the movement, a little surprised: "Qi Recorder? Why are you here?"

    One of them explained: "Xiao Qi is the recorder of 0163, and he will definitely serve snacks. He must have heard the news, so why don't you come and have a look?"

    Qi Xiang smiled: "Yes, I'll come and see Jiang... 0163."

    He stepped forward a few steps and stood beside the machine eagerly.

    After a few seconds, the machine stopped and slowly spit out the golden little mermaid lying flat inside.

    The two looked at each other.

    Jiang Yuan: "."

    Jiang Yuan looked away slowly, staring at the incandescent lamp above his head.

    ——Of course he still remembered this big brother, who broke into the manor in the middle of the night and kindly invited him to elope with him, but was caught by the general.

    Qi Xiang: "..."

    Qi Xiang also realized why Jiang Yuan avoided him.

    Recalling what happened back then, Qi Xiang scratched his toes in embarrassment - he was afraid of the mermaid getting hurt at the time, and he was completely caught in his own logic, and he couldn't turn around, that's why he made mistakes, and felt that elopement was feasible,In fact, after calming down, he immediately realized how stupid he was before.

    No wonder Admiral Qi scolded him at that time...

    Qi Xiang waved his hands again and again: "I didn't come to look for you... Cough, so what."

    There were so many people around, so of course Qi Xiang didn't dare to talk about what happened before. He explained, "I already know that you don't want to leave, just to see how you are doing now."

    Well, is he doing well?

    Jiang Yuan was tired of answering this question.

    You might as well ask——

    Jiang Yuan looked at the staff beside him.

    The latter held Jiang Yuan's freshly released test results in his hand—Jiang Yuan felt that he said it thousands of times, but it was not as intuitive and realistic as the data.

    Qi Xiang's gaze also followed.

    The man was stared at for a while, stunned for a while, and later passed the report: "...This is the test data of 0163."

    "Thanks."

    Qi Xiang stretched out his hand to take it, and saw that the data showed "Health", and couldn't help but look complicated.

    So this beautiful golden little mermaid is living better with the general than at the mermaid base...

    And Admiral Qi didn't seem to be as brutal as outsiders rumored.

    In the luxurious and solemn study room.

    The incense stick is as smooth and ethereal as silk, straight up.

    The old man in the yellow robe sighed and asked, "Is the date set? I asked an astrologer to help you. The 16th is a good day."

    Qi Yuan who was standing below said lightly: "You know my situation very well. I'm already dying, so why bind another mermaid?"

    His Majesty is getting old, and he is impatient to hear the word "death", and immediately frowned.

    He thought a little irritably, if the person standing below was not Qi Yuan who had 3S mental power and could threaten his safety with a single movement, he would have been punished for being disrespectful to him by the other party's words.

    "Qi Yuan, I know you have resentment in your heart, and blamed me for not letting you come back, but you know the situation at that time, and I had no choice."

    "That's why, after you came back, I helped you find the mermaid one after another, trying to heal your spiritual power, and even disregarding your previous behavior of hurting the mermaid, under tremendous pressure, I personally bestowed on you the current mermaid...…I treat you like this because I treat you as my own son and the future pillar of Sea Kingdom.”

    "Hey, let's take a step back, you are not young anymore, if you don't hurry up and start a family, how can you make me feel worthy of your parents' spirits in heaven?"

    After His Majesty finished speaking, he coughed violently.

    The people who were waiting on the side turned pale with fright.

    "His Majesty!"

    "Your Majesty must take good care of your health and stop thinking too much about General Qi..."

    Qi Yuan stood where he was, and what the people around him said and did didn't affect him at all.He had no expression on his face, lowered his eyebrows and looked at the ground, not knowing what he was thinking.

    on the throne.

    His Majesty looked at Qi Yuan with a gloomy look.

    He covered his lips with a veil, and he looked even older: "...No matter what, the date is set on the 16th."

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