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    Song Shu hooked his lips and said, "I'll charge you one hundred yuan."

    "Ah?" The aunt was stunned, but still took out two crumpled 50 yuan bills from her pocket and put them on the table.

    Song Shu accepted the money, smiled faintly, and said, "Congratulations."

    The aunt didn't understand, so she said, "Master, I haven't asked anything yet."

    "Your family is about to have a baby, so I congratulate you."

    The aunt jumped up excitedly when she heard the words: "Really?!"

    Song Shu raised his eyebrows: "If you don't believe me, you can send your family to the hospital right now."

    "No, I have a pregnancy test stick at home." The aunt said, took out her mobile phone and called home, and then urged her son to let his daughter-in-law use the pregnancy test stick to try.

    About ten minutes later, the excited voice of the aunt's son came from the phone: "Mom! I'm pregnant! Tweety is pregnant!"

    "I'm really pregnant! I'm really pregnant!" The aunt clutched her phone tightly and walked around excitedly.

    Song Shu smiled lightly.

    It reminded him of the time when he first found out he was pregnant.

    He was hesitant, stunned, and finally only joy remained.

    "Master!" The aunt suddenly stepped forward and grabbed Song Shu's hand, she was so excited that she was almost speechless: "Thank you! Thank you so much!" As she spoke, she took out her pocket again and took out a bunch ofCome change.

    Song Shu took his hand out of the other party's hand, waved it with a smile and said, "You have already paid the money. Also, instead of thanking me, why don't you go back and buy some supplements for your daughter-in-law."

    "That's right." The aunt smiled and narrowed her eyes, and then quickly turned around to greet the wife who was still busy in the food stall to close the stall and go home.

    "It's amazing!" Feng Haoli dared to speak at this moment. He looked at Song Shu with bright eyes and said, "Can you even figure this out?"

    "Of course." Song Shu curled his lips.

    As soon as he finished speaking, another fat man ran over panting and said, "Master, can you tell my fortune too?"

    Song Shu said: "No problem. My master trigrams a day, and you are the last person today."

    The fat man immediately showed a delighted smile. He took out a hundred coins and put them on the table, saying, "Master, my wife is about to give birth. Can you help me see if it's a boy or a girl?"

    Song Shu accepted the money and looked at the fat man meaningfully.

    This fat man looks simple and honest, but there is a lot of shame on his body.Moreover, the fact that he didn't have orange energy at all proved that his wife wasn't pregnant at all.

    In other words, he was lying.

    Song Shu's tone was calm: "Sorry, I can't see it."

    The fat man looked disappointed.

    "After all, I'm not pregnant, so how could I know if it's a man or a woman?" Song Shu smiled meaningfully.

    Fatty's face suddenly changed.

    Song Shu got up and said, "I'm sorry, we're going back." Then, he turned to Feng Haoli and said, "Let your bodyguards take everything away, and we'll go back."

    "Yes, master." Feng Haoli looked respectful.

    Immediately afterwards, as soon as he raised his hand, seven or eight bodyguards came out from the dark and carried away the tables and chairs.

    The fat man was dumbfounded.

    This fortune teller...doesn't it look like a fortune teller?

    Seeing that the master was about to leave, the fat man panicked and rushed over while shouting: "Wait, master! I offended you before, and I really want to ask the master to help me tell my fortune!"

    However, he couldn't rush over at all, because those bodyguards stopped him directly.

    Song Shu paused, turned his head and said, "At the same time and place the day after tomorrow, I will come here to set up a stall, welcome to visit." After speaking, he and Feng Haoli left.

    "Cool~" Feng Haoli couldn't help grinning happily, "That fat man dares to play tricks on you, hum! I don't even look at who you are!"

    Song Shu glanced at Feng Haoli speechlessly.

    There was such an honorable tone, those who didn't know thought it was you Feng Haoli who played with that fat man.

    The night wind is a little cool.

    Song Shu said lightly: "It's getting late, I'm going back now, you should go home too."

    "It's too far away from my house, why don't I sleep at your place tonight." Feng Haoli said flatteringly.

    Song Shu rolled his eyes: "No."

    "Why?" Feng Haoli pouted immediately.

    "Why do you say?" Song Shu glared at Feng Haoli.

    "Oh!" Feng Haoli suddenly realized, "I remembered, you are gay..."

    Song Shu's mouth twitched.

    Is there something wrong with this person's mind? He forgot what he just said so quickly?

    Then, he heard Feng Haoli say, "Then you must have had a hard time, right?"

    Song Shu hehehe.

    How did you come to this conclusion, Sao Nian?

    "Can't you chat with your friends under the quilt?" Feng Haoli looked at Song Shu sympathetically.

    "I don't need that kind of friend." Song Shu put on a fake smile.

    "Don't worry, I'm still there! I'm your best friend!" Feng Haoli patted Song Shu on the shoulder.

    "You're too self-indulgent!" Song Shu wanted to hit someone.

    Hearing this, Feng Haoli blinked at Song Shu innocently, and said, "But, didn't you say you're not interested in me? Then why don't you dare to sleep with me?"

    Song Shu took a deep breath and said, "I promised Bai Bai not to let you sleep with me."

    "Then why don't you go to bed with me?" Feng Haoli's eyes lit up, and he suddenly said, "Yes! Are you coming to my house tonight? My bed is super big! My house also has a swimming pool and a movie theaterRoom."

    "No need." Song Shu refused without hesitation.

    Seeing this, Feng Haoli stared at Song Shu aggrievedly, and said, "My parents are both in Yan Jing, and I'm the only one at home. I'm super lonely."

    Song Shu supported his forehead with a headache: "I promised Bai Bai to send him to kindergarten tomorrow..."

    "Then let's get up early tomorrow and send Bai Bai to kindergarten together! Perfect!" Feng Haoli said with a smile on his face, while pulling Song Shu into his red sports car, and then said to Li Ge who was acting as the driver: "Brother Li,go home."

    "Yes, master." Li Ge responded.

    The car starts immediately.

    Perfect ass!

    Don't talk to yourself!

    Song Shu almost burst into foul language.

    He said with a dark face: "Wait, I haven't promised you yet, have I?"

    "Didn't you agree to me?" Feng Haoli looked confused, then suddenly smiled and said: "Hey, you've got into my car, and I can't help you from now on! And let me tell you, the place near my villa areaI can’t even find a taxi! Moreover, since you are not the head of the household, the security guards there will not let you out.”

    Song Shu's face was completely darkened.

    This kid looks innocent, but in fact, he might be very dark-hearted?

    However, as Feng Haoli said, the car has already started, and it is impossible for him to get out of the car now.Do you really want to sleep with Feng Haoli tonight?

    Huh?Wait, why are you sleeping together?

    Song Shu raised his eyebrows: "Is there any guest room in your villa?"

    "Yes." Feng Haoli replied.

    "Well, then I'll sleep in the guest room." Song Shu heaved a sigh of relief.

    "Why? Wouldn't it lose the meaning of coming to my house?" Feng Haoli frowned unhappily.

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