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This chapter mainly describes the onset and operation of hemorrhoids, and it is related to the reincarnation of grains. Those who cannot accept these should not read on

Different hospitals have different processes for postoperative care, try to be as real and scientific as possible, if you encounter a place that is different from the process you know, I hope you don’t take it seriously

There is a saying that if you don’t die, you will not die, and Gu Ze perfectly interpreted this sentence.

He has just successfully published an article, the project at hand has come to an end temporarily, and the tutor has nothing to do with him. After nearly a year of busy work, he finally has nothing to do and has time to sit in front of the computer and play games. He has been missing for a long time.Civilization 6, let yourself go.

Strategy games like Civilization 6 have a very famous time magic, and the next round will be dawn.

Gu Ze started playing at noon and told himself that the next round would be over, so after the next round he saw the misty sky at five o'clock in the morning.

He stood up from the computer, was so dizzy from exhaustion that he fell asleep directly.

It was about twelve o'clock in the noon, and the sound of Zhang Changgong, a roommate in the same dormitory as a graduate student, opened the door and woke him up. He sat up from the bed, his head was buzzing.

Zhang Changgong walked up to him and shook his hand, "Hey, are you okay?"

Gu Ze's stomach growled, he waved Zhang Changgong's hand away, and said, "It's okay, I'm just hungry, order a takeaway."

He felt that there was no taste in his mouth, so he ordered a spicy hot pot, which was very spicy.

He heroically continued playing the game after dinner, and when another round passed, he lay in bed during the darkest hours of the morning to catch up on sleep.

It was already the afternoon of the second day when he woke up again. He had a stomach ache. He climbed to the toilet while leaning against the wall. After sitting on the toilet for more than ten minutes, he realized a very serious thing——

He couldn't pull it out.

He kept inhaling, exerting force in his lower abdomen, exhausted the Strength of Nine Bulls and Two Tigers, and finally came out a little, and then the blood gushed out like a fountain.

He felt very bad. He tried to touch it lightly while washing with the smart toilet, and almost burst into tears from the pain.

Fuck!

When did he gain such a large mass of flesh, round, bigger than Kyoho grapes.

He dried himself reluctantly, put on his pants and went out to try to sit on a chair.

As a result, as soon as he sat down, he immediately jumped up in pain.

It hurts too much, it hurts more than sitting on a chair after he finished DOing with someone for the first time, and even walking rubbing against it hurts unbearably.

In desperation, he put on his clothes and walked all the way to a famous third-class hospital near the school to see a doctor, feeling very sour.

He was lucky enough to grab the last number of the anorectal department today, and after waiting for more than an hour, it was finally his turn to go in for a look.

As soon as he entered, the doctor asked him to take off his pants after listening to his description of the situation, and he crawled on the bed next to him, basically in the posture of pouting his buttocks. The doctor checked him with finger cots.

When he touched the ball several times during the inspection, he gasped in pain.

After the examination, the doctor said: "Mixed hemorrhoids, grade 4, prolapsed hemorrhoids, need surgery."

Gu Ze's scalp was numb. He had never undergone surgery since he was a child, but he never thought that a hemorrhoid would have to be operated on.

He tried to ask: "Is it okay not to have an operation?"

The doctor looked at him twice and said, "It can be stuffed back."

Push it back, how do you push it back?

He asked the question in a daze, and the doctor said, "If you can plug it back, you can try drug treatment."

He thought about it, understood, his heart was broken, it hurt so much even to touch it, how painful it was to stuff it back, but if he didn't stuff it back, he would have to have an operation to cut off a piece of flesh that was much bigger than a grape.

He gritted his teeth and said, "Then stuff it back."

The doctor asked him to maintain the original posture, took a finger cot again, found the correct position, and exerted force——

Gu Ze burst into tears in instant pain, thinking that it should be better now, but then he heard the doctor say: "Don't move, it's only halfway in."

Gu Ze:!!!

The pain can't even describe his current feeling. It feels like there must be dozens of villains dancing on his pain nerves.

Finally, he heard the doctor say, "It's plugged back."

He breathed a sigh of relief, and immediately lay down on the bed, but it turned out that his breath was too early. As soon as he lay down on the bed, he felt the ball of meat stuffed in jump and pop out again.

His eyes darkened, and despair was not enough to describe his current mood.

The doctor said blankly: "Direct surgery, I will give you a hospitalization order, and it will be done tomorrow."

Gu Ze: "..."

Facing a cold wall, he lay naked on the bed, disheartened.

Forget it, isn't it just cutting a piece of meat, it should be fine after cutting it off.

However, he didn't realize that his thinking was too simple until he finished cutting.

He came to city B to study for graduate school by himself. He has no relatives, and his friends are all classmates. He was really ashamed to tell the other party that he had this disease and needed surgery, and he paid for the hospitalization procedures.

Before the operation, he had to drink mannitol to cleanse the intestines, and he also had an enema. He had done it several times before DO, but it was not as painful as this time. The liquid flowed through his large Kyoho grape.It still hurts to sprinkle salt on the wound.

After finally getting through the operation, he signed it himself, followed by skin preparation, anal-endoscopy, spinal anesthesia, etc. During the actual operation, he didn’t feel much. It took about 20 minutes to complete the operation. The doctor said that the method of external peeling and internal bindingCut off several pieces, and asked him if he wanted to see them, but he refused decisively.

After being pushed out of the operating room, he started infusions, anti-inflammatory drugs, glucose, vitamins and other drugs kept hanging.

The nurse put the bed urinal he bought next to his bed and asked him to urinate, saying that he must urinate smoothly today, or he would have to insert a catheter.

Of course, we have to work harder.

Gu Ze:???

Gu Ze:!!!

Person in charge?!

He was lying on the hospital bed, the key parts were not covered, the loose hospital gown was pulled up to the knees, there was nothing outside the buttocks, there were a few pieces of gauze cotton and a tube, and a little anesthetic that was better than nothing, to hang out, after all, he still has to go through the reincarnation of the five grains, and he feels very ashamed. This posture can't be said to be dignified, but it's almost the same.

There were other people in the same ward, some of whom seemed to be in a similar condition to him, and some of whom were relatively decently dressed.

When the nurse was about to leave, he asked, "When can I get up and how long will I be in the hospital?"

The nurse replied: "You can get up six hours after the operation, and you can usually leave the hospital on the third day, depending on your recovery."

After the nurse left, a man who was a few years older than him in the next hospital bed said to him, "123 talking about mountains, 456 cutting flesh, 789 walking against the wall, your good days are still to come."

Gu Ze was stunned, so the first three days were his good days, and 789 still had to walk against the wall?

Three hours later, the numbness in the back disappeared, and the nurse put him on the pain pump and put the urinal under his buttocks to let him try to urinate.

He quietly asked the office worker next door: "Do we just urinate like this? What if we urinate and get on the bed?"

The office worker looked at him with an indescribable expression: "You think too much."

He didn't understand the meaning of these words at first, but after he really tried it, he realized that he really thought too much.

Because there is no way out.

Only now did he know that doing that kind of action required a strong sphincter muscle, and his sphincter muscle was burning hot. Whenever he exerted force, he made a "hiss—" and felt like crying. I don't know if his pain-sensing nerves were too strongSensitive, the analgesic pump is not very effective in relieving his pain, and the little anesthetic in it is like nothing.

Another hour later, his bladder began to swell, and he finally felt a little bit, thinking that he would come out soon, and he was already at the edge, but in the end——

The sphincter strained subconsciously, and he twitched in pain.

He still couldn't do it, even with his face flushed from holding back.

Voices suddenly came from the corridor of the ward. A male doctor in a white coat walked into the ward. Gu Ze was really shy and stretched out his hand to cover himself with the quilt next to him.

The office worker on the side said in a tone of someone who had experienced it: "No need to cover it. The doctors are well-informed and have never seen anything. In their eyes, we are either anus or hemorrhoids."

... What he covered was not his own body, but his precarious dignity.

This time, several people in white coats came in at once, and walked straight to the innermost bed in the ward.

Gu Ze tried his best to reduce his sense of existence, and quietly glanced at the passing doctors, but he didn't see the doctor who performed the surgery on him, and the doctors who came were all he had never seen before.

But his eyes fell on the doctor who walked last.

The doctor was tall, over 185, wearing glasses with silver-gray frames, holding a notepad in his hand, and his facial features were handsome and three-dimensional, with sharp edges and corners.

There was a "boom" in Gu Ze's head, his neck was red to his forehead, he immediately turned his eyes away and dared not look again, for fear of being recognized.

Why is he here? Has he graduated and become a doctor?

Gu Ze tried to make himself a little more inconspicuous, but the voice beside the hospital bed in the corner still reached his ears little by little.

"...We are currently conducting a joint consultation with the neurosurgery department, and we have initially decided to perform surgery in three days. This is Bo Shiyan, the chief neurosurgery doctor."

"Hello."

When Gu Ze heard Bai Shiyan's voice, he should feel very strange. After all, he hadn't heard it for a long time, but in fact he was no stranger, and felt very familiar.

This voice had whispered in his ear countless times, day and night.

"I've seen your medical records..."

Gu Ze tried his best to reduce his sense of existence, but suddenly someone came to his hospital bed and brushed away the quilt covering his body.

The loin cloth is gone.

The nurse said in a serious tone: "You just finished the operation less than six hours ago, and you are trying to urinate, so you can't cover it with a quilt."

Gu Ze felt the blood all over his body rushing to his face, his face flushed, and he really didn't know what to say.

The nurse just passed by, and after admonishing him not to cover the quilt, he walked towards the bed where several doctors gathered.

His gaze subconsciously followed the nurse for a while, and unexpectedly collided with a cold gaze.

Bai Shiyan swept across his body with a calm expression, then looked away and continued talking to the doctor beside him.

Gu Ze's lower body was left to dry at this time, there was a wound on the outside, and several inside, stuffed with gauze cotton hose, and a urinal on the pad, he couldn't be more embarrassed.

And Bai Shiyan was wearing a slim white coat, with a slender figure and slender and clean fingers holding a pen. He was the most eye-catching one among the doctors.

After the breakup, he reunited with his ex-boyfriend. He was disheveled and embarrassed, while his ex-boyfriend was well dressed and behaved elegantly.

There is nothing more embarrassing and hopeless than this.

...destroy it.

Gu Ze said that he was numb and didn't want to struggle.