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Chapter 118:
Adults have evil tastes that cannot be underestimated.
Specifically, after the first issue of the "Echo" feature video, the one-stop service of forwarding comments and liking from users and netizens was fairly average.
However, the most viewed video was the black cat catching the cub with its tail, which was repeated several times.
Regardless of the fact that users and netizens use the large size as a decent way to move children and spread flowers, I hope that every child can grow up well without encountering darkness and danger, and don't obliterate courage and determination.
Behind him, he secretly drove the trumpet, watching the children always couldn't catch the cat's tail, and then laughed so hard, and even edited a short video of ghosts and animals.
With the tail to the left, the child who moves to the left like a silly fathead, and the tail to the right, is a child who moves to the right like a silly fathead.
Move left and right, move, and add electronic melody.
See, happiness for adults is that simple.
——It’s too much, why so many children can only touch the tail of a cat. It’s so...beautiful~
——Upstairs accidentally told the truth, but this is too cute, I like the cat.
——This chubby black cat has a high appearance rate. Is it someone's pet? Is there any Amway?
People look at cats a little blindly, especially black cats, which have fewer features and always feel that it is easy to bump into the same model.
The most famous story is that the host’s black cat ran out to play. After dark, the host was anxious and went out to find the cat to go home. After a few days without incident, his cat had enough play and went home and saw the host hugged With another black cat, angrily broke the screen window and rushed in to squeeze in front of the owner.
One left and the other right, which one do you want?
As a result, the real cat and the fake cat were in front of him at the same time, and the owner couldn't tell the difference, so he could only raise his guilty conscience and raise them together.
Hua Tang is also a member of the mediocre black cat. There is no variegated color, and the black is authentic. The only characteristic is that Hua Tang is more round.
The face is rounder, the legs are shorter, and Hua Tang is not too big. As long as he can't pull himself into a fritter, Hua Tang looks round.
Coupled with the fact that the weight is stepping on the danger line of being overweight, it is really easy to remember that Hua Tang is such a special black cat.
Therefore, some netizens responded to the question soon and enthusiastically gave the link to the Hua Tang live broadcast room.
Although the frequency of Hua Tang's live broadcast is not high recently, the previous broadcasts can still be watched, especially the vertigo hypnosis version at the beginning of the live broadcast, which is especially friendly to new audiences who are troubled by insomnia.
After seeing it for two minutes, I was too sleepy to open my eyes.
Both children and small animals can relax people's mood, and the picture of the two together has the effect of one plus one greater than two.
In order not to disturb Song Xuan and their normal lives, the official account of "Echo" and other organizations linked with each other deliberately control the number of topics about children in comments or messages.
After all, the more you talk about, the easier it is to reveal the children's information. If you encounter some abnormal adults to block the children, it will be bad.
Most users and netizens understand it very well. Not disturbing is their best protection for their children. Correspondingly, there is no problem talking about Hua Tang.
Especially when many netizens discovered that Hua Tang is still a prototype of the emblem pattern for holding a baby bottle, out of love and support for the original creator, they also opened a topic for Hua Tang, and many messages were blowing rainbow farts to Hua Tang.
The only bad thing is that the platform for this topic is not like "echo", you can read it out with a single click. Hua Tang swiped to his avatar area, but didn't know what was being swiped one by one, so he stepped on his paw anxiously.
How can the villain not hear flattery?
Hua Tang, who has always been too lazy to recognize words, and still too lazy to learn, thinks of the hard work of a small artificial voice assistant, so he goes directly to Bai Hefei.
It happened that he was at home these few days and was blocked by Hua Tang.
Just waiting for Hua Tang to squeeze in through the window and prepare to use Bai Hefei's computer to make him a voice translator. Bai Hefei was still in a daze on the chair in the study, holding his face and wondering what he was thinking.
He stretched out his front paw and waved it in front of Bai Hefei. Hua Tang didn't respond to Bai Hefei who was empty and pressed the tip of a single ear.
Is this, finally stupid?
Hua Tang continued to push Bai Hefei, but still didn't respond, until he pushed the arm holding his face away, making him almost unable to sit still, the pigeon big was surprised that Hua Tang was coming.
"Huh? Hua Tang, when did you come?"
Bai Hefei was still thinking about other things, went to the refrigerator to get milk out to pour a glass for Hua Tang, his expression was still a bit erratic.
The black cat watched in shock as Bai Hefei filled two cups with tons of apple cider vinegar and turned around and left.
Obviously, in Bai Hefei's current state, even if he acts as a voice translation assistant for Hua Tang, it is estimated that more than half of them are wrong.
Hua Tang refused.
The black cat squeezed out from the small window again, turned his head to watch Bai Hefei continue to be in a daze at the table, and saw that there was no other problem except for being silly, and then stepped on the catwalk to leave.
Following the patrol route, Hua Tang walked a large circle around Jiu Zhou Community, and found that besides Bai Hefei, there is really no second person in the community who can be her voice assistant now?
At this point in time, Yao Xiaomiao and Jia'an are all attending classes at school. Professor Wang is too old and it is inconvenient to look at things. Gu Yusheng has good eyes, but he has to be busy with work, plus he is always bullying. The pigeon is out of state.
After Hua Tang made a circle, he returned to the small restaurant.
After jumping to the second floor, he pushed aside the sweet shrimp that was eager to try to play together, and lay his paws on Gu Yusheng's quilt, and became serious with bitterness.
This world is really too difficult for an illiterate cat.
I wanted to hear Rainbow Fart, but I couldn't find anyone who could help her read it out.
After tapping the unsatisfactory screen twice with claws, Hua Tang unilaterally condemned the APP software development team for not working hard, and then threw away the bite ball and let the sweet shrimp chase and play, spreading on the folded quilt and turning into a cat cake.
After a while, the black cat circled into a circle on the untidy quilt, pressing the tip of his tail.
The left and right paws alternated. Hua Tang decided that the last one was the left paw, so he dialed the video and asked Ye SiLan to read it for her. If it was the right paw, he would figure out how to read.
The real evil cat has to be incapable of learning and ignoring, and it is too troublesome to read the words. Hua Tang can only temporarily make the evil cat standard a patch version.
The game of chasing the tail is really fun. Hua Tang spins on the quilt and stays happily after playing the sweet shrimp. Wait, what did she want to do just now?
Continue to throw a bite ball to let Sweet Shrimp play by himself, Hua Tang stretched out his claws and took the tablet over. After unlocking, he was ready to start literacy.
No way, Ye SiLan and Hua Tang talked about literacy before, but the black cat pretended to be fooled by the innocent face. Now even if Hua Tang asks Ye SiLan to read for her, maybe he will have to mention literacy again. It.
Evil cats also want face.
Looking left and right, I am sure that Gu Yusheng will not go upstairs now. There is no one on the second floor except Sweet Shrimp. Hua Tang clicked on the video that Ye SiLan had previously collected for her. I was worried about keeping the sound to the minimum. Look left. Looking from the right, dragging the tablet and hiding on the top of the tallest wardrobe.
Look at it secretly and keep others from discovering it.
Fortunately, Gu Yusheng's hygiene is really good. The top of the wardrobe I bought some time ago did not fall off. After Hua Tang dragged the tablet up, it felt pretty good. He grouped himself up and wanted to play together regardless of the sweet shrimp. With little eyes, I started watching videos to learn pinyin.
I don't know what Ye SiLan thought before. He actually saved a set of online courses for basic education in Hua Tang's account. After learning it, he can meet the requirements of the junior high school graduation inspections marked to ordinary schools.
Hua Tang usually only uses a tablet to watch cartoons, but now he can learn something and feel awkward. In the end, he spreads out into cat cakes at will, and his tail falls along the top of the wardrobe to be comfortable.
Alas, Hua Tang understands now that children in the community who need parental guidance to do homework at night, why do they want to touch their ears for a while and drink a glass of water again, and they can't stop.
Because studying is really an unpleasant thing.
Fortunately, Hua Tang's learning progress is very fast. After all, she doesn't need an exam. In addition to not being able to speak, she has been nurtured by the language environment for many years, and her pinyin and word recognition are fast.
The only bad thing is the online course of basic education, especially the literacy chapter. The teacher especially emphasizes reading and speaking. The teacher does not take a break after a class. Hua Tang said that he meowed privately in the past two days. The sound is a bit strange.
Listen, it's a bit like a pinyin version of meow, which makes Hua Tang take two steps back.
Fortunately, she seldom speaks, otherwise, a black cat that meows like a letter song would be too strange.
The evil cat is to be bad, not to be perverted!
Although the learning process is not very pleasant, but after any learning results, you can still show off.
Hua Tang patted Pinyin with claws, and for the first time sent a message to Ye SiLan in a non-video way, and then held her head up and waited for Sister Ye to start complimenting her.
Although there is only the pinyin of the four words "I am Hua Tang", the concise and concise words immediately reflect the cultural depth of cats.
Hua Tang is quite satisfied.
As a result, Ye SiLan didn’t realize Hua Tang’s secretly showing off. He thought that Hua Tang’s account had been hacked, and directly responded with a voice message, roughly saying that the account had been bound, and if it was stolen, it would be finished. , It sounds fierce.
It has not been stolen!
The evil cat couldn't stand this grievance, so he immediately took the video invitation and meowed and complained on the camera.
"Hua Tang? You sent it just now, it's awesome, it's amazing!"
Ye SiLan finally sent out a rainbow fart exaggeratedly, and the contented black cat proudly raised his small round face.
Boast, then boast, she loves to listen.
Is this just a simple learning result?
No, this is clearly the tragedy of the evil cat losing its heart and the evil losing its persistence. It is the "self-betrayal" that Hua Tang paid a deep price for.
From today onwards, she can no longer be an ignorant, ignorant cat.
The villain is not pure anymore.
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