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Chapter 37
"The taste of their dim sum is average, and the most classic is this spicy rabbit dices, which is fragrant and tender." Zhang Ke used his chopsticks to put the rabbit head in his bowl for Fu Li. "Try it."
On the left is the fat rabbit dim sum sent by Zhuang Qing, on the right is the spicy rabbit dice from Zhang Ke, and on the opposite side are a group of smiling future colleagues. Suddenly, Fu Li remembered an allusion he had read in Chinese textbooks a few days ago, Hongmen Banquet. .
Duke Xiang dances his sword, meaning Pei Gong. This is the old man giving the newcomer's power?
He thought he was covering up well. Did everyone know that he was actually a rabbit spirit? Back then, he was less than five hundred years old, and he couldn't even transform into a human form, because after hearing the story told by White Monkey, he was a little curious about the things outside the mountain. Then one day I ran out for fun and encountered two very strange snakes. They not only had wings but also two bodies under one head. When the strange snake found him, he not only laughed at him for being weak and ugly, but also opened his mouth and prepared to devour him. When he was still young, he was trembling with fright, and he couldn't even hold back the urination. Later, if the king hadn't come to rescue him, he might have been eaten by a strange snake.
From then on, he felt sick as long as he saw something slippery, and later learned that this strange snake is called Feiyi. Even though White Monkey later said that eating the meat of this kind of snake is good for the body, but he just thinks about their ugly appearance, it feels sick.
What's wrong with rabbits and rabbits? As long as they practice hard, rabbits can also contribute to the world.
He pushed the bowl in front of him away, looking pitifully at everyone in the management department: "The rabbit is so cute, can I not eat it?"
It’s okay for you to eat. It’s okay for me to sit by and watch you eat. Why do I pick it up in my bowl and persuade me to eat it? He wasn't the mallard, and he was able to deal with the clan.
"Although it looks cute, its meat is more delicious, and its fur is more beautiful." Xu Yuan said, "Senior, don't worry, these meats definitely don't use excessive veterinary drugs. This restaurant is very particular about the ingredients, and these are all free-range. The style of running rabbit meat, the meat is absolutely tender and strong."
She thought it was Fu Li who was soft-hearted, and said: "Although the rabbit is cute, its main economic effect is to eat, cut and peel."
The cold sweat on Fu Li's face was even worse, and his eyes became more aggrieved: "You people don't like to eat people, why do you want to force rabbits to eat rabbits?"
"Huh?" Zhang Ke thought he had a hearing problem, and turned his head to look at Fu Li, looking foolish and silly. The others were not much better than him. They stretched out their chopsticks, and felt the rabbit meat in their mouths burning, making their hearts throb.
Zhuang Qing threw the half-eaten fat rabbit snack into the trash can under the table, casually picked up the cup and took a sip of tea.
"What's wrong with the rabbit?" Fu Li said with a straight face, "You look down on rabbits?"
"No, how could it be possible." Xu Yuan threw her chopsticks. "Rabbits are cute and powerful. We all like rabbits."
"Yeah, yeah, rabbits are so cute, how can you eat rabbits." Zhang Ke, who recovered from the shock, threw his chopsticks, "There is a lobster shop next door, let's eat crayfish."
A group of people changed their places and sat down, and Fu Li looked at the newly served lobster, feeling as if he understood something.
It must have been the last time I fought the acid and frightened them too hard, so these people deliberately frightened him. No wonder Zhang Shan said that if you behave too well, you will be jealous. He should pay attention to it in the future.
Everyone in the management office could not have imagined that Fu Li with such a high value of force turned out to be an old rabbit who had practiced for four thousand years. Rabbits have a short lifespan. Even if they are lucky enough to grow into a human shape, their cultivation base is very low, like Fu Li...
Probably belongs to the mutant species in the rabbit monster.
After the lobster had eaten two pots, Zhang Ke's daughter-in-law approached Fu Li like a daughter-in-law: "Senior, the previous junior didn't know that your body was... the majestic Yutu, so when I arranged the meal, I was offended. I apologize to you here."
"Also, it's not the majestic Mochizuki Yutu." Fu Li put down the lobster pinched in his hand, and said with embarrassment, "From now on, everyone is a colleague. Just call my name."
He stretched his hand for a distance, but it was more than 20 centimeters in length. He broke the jar and said, "I am actually such a big long-eared rabbit. Just when the King Hyena and the elder White Monkey in the mountain went to the beach to fish, they met me. The lanugo hadn't receded, and there was no protection from the elders, so I felt very pitiful, so he picked me up in the mountains and raised it." Seeing everyone staring at him blankly again, Fu Li's cheeks were a little red.
Hearing this, Zhuang Qing thought of the kind little monsters on Haze Mountain who were buried in the belly of the dragon, and disliked the Qinglong tribe a little bit.
"You are really amazing, benefactor." Chu Yu said with a look of admiration, "I have practiced for more than a thousand years, and my original form is only one finger long and two fingers wide." Don't say that the benefactor is a rabbit more than 20 centimeters long, even if the benefactor is Chu Yu also decided to worship the paramecium that could only be seen with a microscope.
When Chu Yu said that, everyone looked at Fu Li's eyes more admired.
From the cultivation of an ordinary long-eared rabbit to the present, how much effort and sweat did it take to achieve such a high level of cultivation?
Jagged true man, bull!
They worship the demon cultivators who are born and powerful, and the cultivation of humble animals into power is even more awe-inspiring!
"But the demon cultivators who raised seniors are really amazing. If I saw a fluffy little rabbit, I might take it home and get out of the pot..." Zhang Ke scratched his head in embarrassment, and laughed.
Fu Li lowered his head and wiped, biting off the lobster's head.
Zhang Ke swallowed, never mentioning eating rabbits again.
After the welcome banquet, everyone knew the true shape of Fu Li. Especially the acid and the pseudonym of Song Yu, after learning what Fu Li's body was, the whole demon collapsed. He is also an ancient fierce beast anyway, how could he be beaten up by a rabbit and cry?
No, it should be said, how could a rabbit resist the instinctive fear of the big demon in his body and beat him like this?
The face of the ancient monster beast was completely lost by him. Fortunately, the ancient monster was either dead or hiding, and no one knew he was so embarrassed. Song Yu was relieved when he thought about this.
Nowadays, the story of the poor boy counterattack is not popular in all human beings. Fu Li is the protagonist of the poor boy in the demon world, so he can figure it out if he has the ability to slap him.
In front of the old staff, several newcomers were still a little unwilling to let go. Wei Cang was Zhang Ke’s younger brother. Although he started as a demon cultivator, he was still very popular among the younger brothers in the Qingxiao School, so after eating, Rubbing against Zhang Ke.
"Senior, this is my junior brother Wei Cang." Zhang Ke deliberately let Wei Cang and Fu Li have a good relationship, and took the initiative to introduce Wei Cang to Fu Li, "I will ask you to take care of him in the future."
"Didn't you call me my name in the future? Senior's name sounds strange and old-fashioned." Fu Li's temper is pretty easy to get along with. Although he thinks these people in the management office are suspected of giving him a feast, who tells him to be open-minded. Don't care about these juniors.
However, after seeing the original form of Wei Cang through the figure of Wei Cang, Fu Li was a little envious. It turned out to be a tiger.
It may be that he has seen Fu Li beating acid and, so when Wei Cang saw Fu Li, he couldn't help but feel awe. Without Zhang Ke teaching him, he respectfully called Fu Li "Brother Fu."
Although from the outside, he was several years older than Fu Li.
"Brother Fu, it's not very convenient to take a taxi here. I'll drive you back." Zhang Ke saw that Fu Li didn't like to call him senior, so he called Fu Liwei wisely.
"No need." Zhuang Qing came over and said, "I am more familiar with where he lives, so I can send it off."
"Okay, boss." Zhang Ke pulled Wei Cang back a few steps.
After Zhuang Qing left with Fu Li, he whispered to his junior brother Wei Cang: "I heard that dragons and tigers are not in harmony. We often fight dragons and tigers together. After entering the management office, you should remember to constrain. Don't think the boss is under two thousand The cultivation base is unfathomable. I have worked there for ten years, and I have never seen the boss lose in a fight."
"Brother, you think too much." Wei Cang looked in the direction where Fu Li and Zhuang Qing had left, his eyes were full of admiration, "The so-called dragon-tiger fight is actually fabricated by humans. It is really incompatible with the dragon clan. It's actually a Phoenix."
"Isn't the dragon and the phoenix prosperous?" Zhang Ke felt that his three views were a little broken.
"It doesn’t really matter what the truth is, you humans are happy. Anyway, since I was born until now, I haven’t seen a phoenix, maybe it’s annihilated. Even if the dragons have human beliefs, there are only a few dozen left. Head, what else to fight." Wei Cang put his hands in his pockets, shrugged, his attitude was very casual, "This world already belongs to humans."
The past glory and glory of the Yaozu are just like those magnificent historical records in human history. There is no way to go back in time or look back. It is better to look forward to the present, and then there will be new hope in the future.
Zhang Ke looked at his indifferent junior, and felt as if he had seen the hero's twilight and the red face, with a slight sadness.
"Brother, what are you thinking about again?" Wei Cang sighed, his eyes filled with the vicissitudes of seeing through the world, "It doesn't matter, anyway, Feng Shui turns around, just get used to it."
Zhang Ke:?
As a human, he felt as if his race was cursed.
Fu Li got into Zhuang Qing's car and looked back and forth: "Is your car repaired?"
This question made Zhuang Qing think of the low-level car accident not long ago, and her heart ached: "Yeah."
"You are so generous for Long. It cost a lot of money to invite so many people to dinner at noon?" Fu Li fastened his seat belt.
"Fortunately." He didn't spend his money anyway, the money was to be reimbursed. This time, the management office recruited a demon who had practiced for four thousand years, as well as a great demon that was only recorded in ancient books. They were very happy, so they allocated a sum of money.
"I didn't know your original shape before, so I was offended when ordering food." Zhuang Qing observed Fu Li's expression, "Please don't take it to heart."
"It's okay, I just don't eat rabbit meat by myself. It doesn't matter if you eat it." Fu Li said, "For example, the king on the mountain top is a pig, but everyone also wants to eat pork."
Suddenly there was a vivid picture in Zhuang Qing's mind. A pig was roasting rabbit meat, a rabbit was eating pork, a monkey was eating roasted sparrows, and sparrows were eating fish on a branch. Four different creatures were sitting together. The atmosphere is friendly and harmonious.
Frightened by what he had made up in his brain, Zhuang Qing shook his head. He was crooked by Fu Li.
He had no chance to see the pomp of the Demon Realm thousands of years ago, but what is certain is that Fu Li should be living in a simple environment. Although he sometimes felt that Fu Li was a little dangerous inexplicably, the aura on the opponent's body was very clean. This is a unique spiritual field that has no demon cultivator that has no cause and effect and has never eaten people.
"Why go to the hotel?" Zhuang Qing hit the steering wheel, "Are you still going to work now?"
"I'll hand in my resignation." Fu Li took out a resignation letter from his jacket and bag, "Although Wang Daoyou has approved my resignation in advance, according to the rules, I have to hand over this resignation to the Personnel Department."
"You really follow the rules."
Zhuang Qing didn't comment on this. Now many demon cultivators can integrate into the human world, but demon cultivators who follow the rules to this level are really rare.
When the car arrived at the hotel, Zhuang Qing turned off the fire: "Go, I will wait for you in the car."
If it hadn’t been for the Diamond and Hunyuan Pill from Fu Li, he would not be willing to consume so much gasoline and be a free driver for a rabbit. It's really short-handed and cannibalistic. He still eats and takes, and he can't feel confident enough.
Fu Lijiao resigned and ran into Zhangshan. Zhang Shan already knew that Fu Li had found a good job in a certain biological company, so when he saw Fu Li, he joked and asked him to treat him.
After the two joked, Zhang Shan pulled Fu Li into the corner and whispered: "Little Fu, after I went back last night, I deliberately checked the Changlong Biotechnology Company. I didn't expect this company to be quite powerful. Self-developed cosmeceuticals and cosmetics are popular with women, and seem to be producing drugs. Anyway, it is a low-key and long-established company. It will not be a liar. You can go to work with peace of mind."
A few days ago, Fu Li mentioned to Zhang Shan that he was accepted by Changlong Technology Biology Company, but he didn't know if he should go. Zhang Shan thought that Fu Li was worried that this was a scam company, so he went to investigate.
It's no wonder that he thinks too much. There are too many scam companies under the name of science and technology. What if you encounter any messy organization?
Not to mention Zhang Shan, Fu Li didn't know yet. It turned out that the management office actually had products on the market. It was really...pretending to be in place.
"Thank you." Fu Li looked at the enthusiastic human being in front of him, patted him on the shoulder, "I will invite you to dinner when I have a holiday."
"Good." Zhang Shan happily back shot Fu Li's shoulder, "rest early and go to work in the new company tomorrow. You must have enough energy."
"Hmm!" Fu Li nodded.
However, on the first day when he went to work in the management office, Fu Li didn't do anything besides being familiar with the various formations inside. On the second day of work, Fu Li stayed with everyone in the large office area, listening to ghost stories in the world for a whole day. He didn't understand why a group of people cultivating demons would be so interested in ghost stories written by human authors.
On the third day, the old employees told their six newcomers about the staff rules and distributed a lot of office supplies. Fu Li's office is Wei Cang on the left and Song Yu on the right. There are many rooms inside the Changlong Biological Company. Because each cultivator has different habits and hobbies, each person has an independent office. In the middle of each floor, there are public offices and meeting rooms. Those who like to lively practise, usually They all like to stay in public offices.
If humans come in, they will only think that this is an ordinary biological company, and only those who have the work card of the management office can see it.
Countless buildings, luxurious spiral staircases, ancient paintings on the walls that have experienced the passage of time, and some seemingly ordinary potted plants on the corners that may actually be talking and singing or even turning into vines, all prove it Uniqueness.
The scenes in any mythological movie are clumsy and cheap compared to the real appearance of the management office.
When Fu Li went to see his grandson with the stick bones and drumsticks, his work had changed from making clothes to making dolls. The black and short dog paws were particularly flexible, and he swished the doll. The eyes are glued.
He was very happy to see Fu Li coming. He pushed the big doll-carrying frame aside, wagging his black tail to the door: "Little Fu, you finally came to see me." The magic circle on the door flickered. The things in Fu Li's hand arrived in front of Sun Gou'er.
He lay down on his forelimbs, opened his mouth to bite off a stick bone, and raised his head to Fu Li and said: "I really didn't introduce you to the city in vain. After being locked up here for a few months, only you have seen me."
"Appearance is very important to human beings. You give the vixen a fake education, let her rely on these to deceive human beings to believe her on the Internet, buy the fake mask in her shop, and it hurts their faces. "Fu Li lay on the door frame, and said to Sun Gouer across the barrier, "When you are released from prison, don't lie to others."
"Don't lie to me what to eat." Sun Gou'er smashed the stick bone, the dog's face was a bit cold, "Do humans deserve my kindness and kindness?"
"Being deceived is only to blame for their stupid brains!"
Sun Gou'er dropped these words, turned around and picked up the insulation box with his mouth. After lying farther, he used his butt to face Fu Li, and continued to gnaw the chicken legs and sticks. Sometimes the soup splashed on his face, and he did not forget to wipe it with his paw.
Fu Li walked out of the prison area and met Zhuang Qing and Chu Yu on the way to the cafeteria. Chu Yu hurriedly greeted him to go together.
"Brother Fu, what are you doing in the prison area? There is no aura, and the air is muddy." Chu Yu asked curiously.
"I will visit my fellow townsman."
"Oh, that garden dog." Chu Yu said, "I didn't expect that the imprisoned dog was also on your mountain."
"It's not Haze Mountain." Fu Li shook his head and explained, "Haze Mountain demon cultivator never deceives, let alone do harm. Sun Qiye is the demon cultivator I met when I was awake."
There are no monsters in the world that don't deceive, Chu Yu glanced at Fu Li cautiously. I'm afraid Senior Fu Li didn't know when they cheated.
After eating, the management office received a report from the enthusiastic crowd, saying that there was a fox in the form of defrauding human beings. The amount involved may be as high as two million.
"Why is it a fox again?" Chu Yu hung up the phone, frowning, "This year the fox family has committed several cases, and the fake mask hasn't come out last time. This is another fox who can't wait to commit a crime."
"Zhang Ke, this time you take Brother Fu and Qingxu on a trip, so that they can be familiar with the workflow."
Dao Chief is responsible for catching demons, and Brother Fu is responsible for fighting demons, no problem.
In the middle of the night, Fu Li looked at the demon cultivator who was pulling and pulling with a certain human, and turned to look at Zhang Ke: "This is a fox?"
I don't know if the current cultivators have been affected by TV dramas. When they see the demon cultivators who seduce humans, they think of the fox.
This is obviously a lemur. According to the biological classification, he should be in the same family as monkeys, and it has nothing to do with other vixens.
The author has something to say: Fox Spirit: Have you seen too much Liao Zhai? Throw all pots to us.
Lemur: Although I am ugly, I am beautiful after being transformed~ [Here is a tip that does not mislead everyone: Lemurs are not our native animals in China, and their ancestry should be in Africa. This article is for the plot~]
Fu Li: Thank you for your big nutrient solution. I don’t want to pay for it. I can only wish everyone good luck~