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    Like a ready-made lunch, right?"

    "You don't know that. If you eat a bowl of noodles and two eggs before the exam, you will definitely get 100 points."

    "Oh, what kind of noodles are you cooking?"

    "vermicelli."

    "..." Shi Wang kindly said, "You may have to hang up."

    "???"

    The man scratched his hair dejectedly, "It's a bit unlucky for you to say that, let's go, let's go get some food, I haven't eaten in a cafeteria for ten years."

    The three of them went to Dafankou together, and after a brief conversation, Shi Wang knew that this person was Lu Yuxing, who was twenty-eight years old this year.

    Shi Wang served himself a plate of Kung Pao Chicken Rice Bowl, and turned his head to see that Lu Yuxing was holding the plate in his left hand and a tong in his right, holding a grilled sausage and two fried eggs.

    Shi Wang's expression was indescribable, "How superstitious are you? Besides, junior high school students all get a perfect score of 120 in the exam, okay?"

    Lu Yuxing neatly put the fried egg in the middle back, and brought back a grilled sausage, and proudly showed it to Shi Wang, "We're not greedy, just take the one-hundred-one test."

    Shi Wang was completely speechless, "What do you do, are you a street fortune teller?"

    Lu Yuxing stuffed the sausage into his mouth and took a big bite, "No, I'm from the nightclub atmosphere."

    The term "atmosphere group" is relatively unfamiliar to Shi Wang, and he asked in confusion, "What is that?"

    "It's very simple. During the day I create atmosphere, but at night I get fucked by rich women."

    Shi Wang blurted out: "Isn't that a duck?"

    As soon as this remark came out, Qi Zhe, who was sitting at the dining table, suddenly turned his head and took a look at this side, his body seemed to subconsciously enter a state of alert.

    Shi Wang couldn't understand, so, "Chief Qi, what's wrong with you?"

    "It's okay." Qi Zhe lowered his eyes, pulled a napkin to wipe his hands, and said calmly, "It's just that I had an urge to fight pornography and illegal activities in my body just now."

    "..." Shi Wang and Lu Yuxing stood in the same place, with black lines all over their faces. After a long silence, Lu Yuxing carefully asked Shi Wang for confirmation: "Is he joking?"

    Shi Wang shook his head, "No, he meant the truth."

    Jingle bell!

    The class bell that rang in time broke the stiff atmosphere and saved Lu Yuxing from being wiped out. Shi Wang frowned slightly, and didn't ask until the piercing bell ended, "What do you mean? Is it the class bell?"

    As soon as the voice fell, as if answering him specially, the broadcast sounded an emotionless mechanical female voice again: "All contestants, please go to the teaching building to get the examination admission ticket and check the examination room number. All contestants, please..."

    A lot of people had gathered in the middle hall on the first floor of the teaching building, roughly seventy to eighty people, it was dark, and the crowd was full of whispering voices.

    Shi Wang walked through the crowd to the wall, and saw that everyone's admission ticket was hung on it, and many of them had been taken away, leaving only a blank space.

    Shi Wang walked around the wall before he saw his admission ticket. Apart from his photo and name on the front, there was only one candidate number: 0816.

    Shi Wang felt that this number looked familiar, rubbed his chin and thought about it for a long time, but couldn't think of a reason, so he simply gave up.

    Flipping over the back, the test room number and time of each test were written on the back, but Shi Wang found something was wrong, the test was not divided by subject at all, but by question type, the first test was multiple choice questions,The second session is fill in the blanks, and the third session is application questions?

    It's the first time I've seen this kind of exam. Is it only one question at a time?

    "Which classroom were you in for the first scene?"

    Shi Wang looked at the admission ticket, "307, it's on the third floor, how about you?"

    "402." Qi Zhe said: "I asked a few people just now, and the test room for the first test is basically not repeated. Even if there is the same test room, the test time is staggered."

    Shi Wang was slightly taken aback, "You mean the first test is a solo exam?"

    "Very likely, be careful." Qi Zhe took off a palm-sized black wolf-proof device from his waist, and handed it to Shi Wang, "This is a stun gun, will it work?"

    "I've used it a few times before." Shi Wang deftly pushed the switch up with his thumb, and the front end of the stun gun immediately sparked blue electric sparks.

    Qi Zhe seriously warned: "You put it away first, and use it if there is danger."

    Shi Wang didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Am I that weak in your opinion? Do you still need a wolf-proof weapon for girls walking at night?"

    Qi Zhe didn't speak. He glanced into the distance and saw Lu Yuxing coming with a cigarette in his mouth, so he went up again and distributed the stun gun to Lu Yuxing.

    Shi Wang shook his head helplessly, Qi Zhe seemed to have a soldier's natural sense of justice and responsibility, especially when protecting civilians, he was always obliged to do so, although Shi Wang always had a sense of sight of a mother duck protecting her ducklings with her wings.

    He weighed the stun gun in his hand, and stuffed it into the pocket of his sweater.

    Although the high-voltage current is useless to a hooligan, it can at least deter it, right?

    11 Final Exam Three Choices

    Since everyone's first exam time is concentrated tomorrow and the day after tomorrow, after Shi Wang scouted the exam room that day, there was nothing to do. Rong Yu was probably busy, so he didn't come to look for him. Shi Wang even triedNo chance of a stun gun.

    At 8 o'clock in the evening, the sky was completely dark, and almost all the contestants found a place to rest in the student dormitory. Except for a few brave ones, or in groups, no one dared to wander around in the gloomy campus.

    Shi Wang knew very well that there would be no danger before the game started, and it was already dark, so he sat chatting with Lu Yuxing on the concrete stands of the playground.

    At first, we just chatted about each other's work, and then we talked about the showbiz. Lu Yuxing suddenly said, "Hey, I actually wanted to ask during the day, has anyone ever told you that you look like a celebrity?An actor in the 1980s named Ling Shilai."

    Shi Wang: "...um...no, no."

    "Really?" Lu Yuxing seemed to feel it was a pity, "I used to like him quite a lot when I watched old movies, but I quit the circle for some reason, and now he should be almost sixty years old, don't youIt could be his son, hahaha..."

    Shi Wang echoed with a dry smile, "How is that possible haha."

    If possible, he really wanted to delete this memory from the minds of all human beings.

    Lu Yuxing lit a cigarette, and after taking a sip, he held it between his slender fingers and stopped touching it. Looking at the bright starry sky above his head, he sighed, "I haven't seen such a star for a long time."

    Shi Wang also raised his head, "The air pollution in the city is serious, it's normal not to be able to see it."

    In the dark night, the cigarette between Lu Yuxing's fingers glowed with a warm orange light, flickering like a star left on land.

    Shi Wang watched the cigarette slowly burn out and extinguished, and suddenly asked in a strange way: "What is the wish you got in the first match?"

    Lu Yuxing pressed the cigarette butt on the cement platform, tilted his head and smiled slightly, waving his index finger on his lips, "This is a secret."

    He didn't say anything until the end, Shi Wang guessed that perhaps his wish card was a relatively private matter, so he didn't ask further, and just let it go.

    Shi Wang's first exam was at ten o'clock in the morning, and he came to classroom 307 half an hour earlier, and was surprised to find that the door was locked.So Shi Wang was like a homeroom teacher inspecting evening self-study, sneakingly standing by the window and looking inside, and saw someone inside was taking an 'examination'.

    In the huge classroom, there was only one desk in the middle. A middle-aged man in his forties was sitting on a chair with cold sweat on his head. The ceiling fan directly above his head was running at high speed, making a buzzing noise.

    There were no test papers or stationery on that desk, only three upside-down paper cups.

    This seems to be a man's option. Shi Wang vaguely remembers this kind of game, holding a small ball with a paper cup in front of you, then quickly moving the positions of the three paper cups, and finally choosing the paper cup with the small ball is considered a victory.

    The man probably didn't see where the ball was, his face was very nervous, his hands were shaking all the time, he first put it on the paper cup on the left, hesitated for a moment, then moved to the right, and struggled like this for several minutes until the clock on the wall rang out.Only after hearing the countdown warning sound, he desperately opened the paper cup in the middle.

    is empty.

    The man yelled in horror, kicked the chair away and stood up, and then the ceiling fan above his head suddenly slammed down on the man's head!

    Shi Wang: "!!!"

    He hardly dared to recall that scene, he didn't even hear the screams, the blood instantly scattered in the classroom like flowers from a goddess, and splashed onto the glass with a splash, blocking Shi Wang's sight.

    "Oh!" Shi Wang covered his mouth with force, bent down tremblingly, and almost spat out.

    "I suggest you wait a while before going in, someone will come to clean the examination room."

    Rong Yu stroked his back tenderly, and handed him a cup of warm water, "How is it, are you feeling better?"

    "You..." Shi Wang poured half a glass of water before he could barely swallow his breath, "When did you come?"

    "Just now." Rong Yu joked with a smile: "As the guardian of the child's final exam, of course I will come to encourage him."

    Shi Wang gave him a blank look and didn't bother to pay attention.

    Five or six transparent people appeared silently in the classroom. It was said that they were transparent people, but they were not completely invisible, just a faint silhouette of a human figure that was constantly moving.

    The transparent people swiftly wiped away the blood in the classroom, removed the dead bodies and the torn ceiling fans, and even sprayed air fresheners to cover up the smell of blood in the air.

    Shi Wang was no stranger to these strange creatures. They were the 'workers' of the Island of Eden, and Rong Yu had demonstrated it to him when he created the island before.

    After the classroom was cleaned up, it was almost ten o'clock, and Shi Wang felt awkward sitting in front of that desk.No matter how clean it is, it can't hide the fact that someone died here more than ten minutes ago.

    Shi Wang even felt that the backside was gloomy, and he looked up deliberately. There was only an iron frame on the ceiling that used to fix the ceiling fan, and no new 'instrument of torture' was added.

    This made him relax a little bit, and his tense sitting posture also eased. He leaned his back against the back of the chair, and stretched his left foot under the desk, trying to step on the horizontal bar between the legs of the desk.

    After stepping on it like this, he realized that there was something underneath. It just so happened that the number on the clock on the wall jumped to ten o'clock, and the indoor radio made a ding dong dong, followed by a familiar female voice:

    "The exam has begun. Candidate No. 0816, please take out the exam questions from under the table."

    Shi Wang murmured in his heart, what kind of test questions should be put under the table.

    He bent down and got under the table, and brought up a boxy black metal box, about the size of a shoebox. There was an electronic screen embedded in the front, and a red countdown was constantly beating: 05:00...04:59...04:58...

    This seems... a ticking time bomb?

    "Fuck!" Shi Wang's expression changed instantly, he stood up abruptly and took a step back, with a bang, his calf almost knocked over the chair.

    The radio continued to play: the stationery has been prepared and placed on the table, and candidates are asked to take it at will.

    Shi Wang reached into the pocket of the desk, and there were only a pair of scissors and a screwdriver inside.

    This fart is fully prepared!Anyway, put on an explosion-proof suit and leave a whole body.

    Shi Wang glared angrily at Rong Yu, who was watching the show, and asked fiercely: "Are you targeting me on purpose! How can you make a time bomb in an exam?!"

    Rong Yu smiled innocently, "So you can't, I thought you could defuse bombs."

    Shi Wang was so angry that he gritted his teeth. After all, he was just sitting in an office, and he was pretty good at punching and kicking. Who the hell was learning how to dismantle bombs in front of the computer every day!

    "Let's do this." Seeing that Shi Wang was going to blow up before the time bomb, Rong Yu made a timely concession, "You open the box first, and I will give you a reminder."

    "real?"

    To be honest, Shi Wang was a little skeptical, but seeing the countdown counting down by one second, he could only pick up the screwdriver first, unscrew the screws at the four corners quickly, and remove the cover.In the explosive, there are three wires, the colors are white, red, and purple.

    Shi Wang picked up the scissors nervously, probably understood why this is called a multiple-choice question, it is really a choice between life and death...

    Twelve, wife is not good at coaxing, and will die early in this life

    Even he understands that one of the three wires is the detonating wire connected to the detonator, and the other two are parallel branches. If he wants to survive, he must cut the detonating wire accurately so that the current cannot pass through the detonator.If you cut it wrong, the bomb will explode instantly.

    He raised his hand to wipe the cold sweat off his forehead, turned to look at Rong Yu, and urged, "Didn't you say there was a hint? What kind of hint?"

    "It's very simple." There was a meaningful smile on Rong Yu's face, like a poppy flower, extremely beautiful and dangerous, when Shi Wang saw his expression, a bad premonition immediately surged in his heart, and he swallowed nervously.

    Rong Yu said in his usual gentle and calm tone: "The color of the detonating wire is the color of the bouquet I gave you on Valentine's Day last year."

    Shi Wang's expression froze, and Rong Yu stared at him dangerously, like a poisonous snake holding its prey's throat with its fangs, "This is a question, baby, don't tell me you don't even remember what happened last year.”

    Shi Wang: "Um... this... that..."

    revenge!This is definitely a public revenge against him!Could it be that they misremembered their confession anniversary a few days ago, so stingy!

    He rubbed his fingers guiltily, as if there were countless needles pricking his butt, and fidgeted a few times, "Maybe give me another chance? For example, asking for help outside the court or eliminating two wrong options?"

    Rong Yu looked slightly cold, "You really don't remember."

    "……Feel sorry."

    Rong Yu often gave him flowers and gifts, Shi Wang really couldn't remember whether he gave him white roses, red roses or violets on Valentine's Day last year, but after all, it was an important Valentine's Day, so it's normal for Rong Yu to be angry.

    but……

    Other people's wives lose their temper because they want money, coaxing, and warmth. His wife's anger is terrible!

    Looking at the constantly beating numbers on the bomb's electronic screen, Shi Wang felt more bitter than eating bitter melon.

    Now Shi Wang fully empathizes with the middle-aged man's entanglement just now, because he didn't know which thread to start with while holding the scissors. The scissors were placed on the red thread first. Did he send red roses on Valentine's Day?It doesn't seem to be the case, Rong Yu usually likes to give single red roses.

    The scissors fell on the white line again... Could it be a white rose?Rong Yu seems to have given it away, but it seems to be on his birthday.Purple thread, violet?No, has he ever sent this kind of flower?

    All kinds of memories and flowers flitted past and fro in Shi Wang's mind, dazzling, such as roses, violets, lilacs, lilies, carnations, flapping their wings around him like annoying butterflies,They were about to form a big wreath to send him off, and then hung two elegiac couplets on it, and wrote: My wife is not good at coaxing, and will die early in this life.

    There was not much time left for the exam, and the overhead broadcast sounded: There are still 20 seconds until the end of the exam. Candidates are requested to carefully check the exam papers and prepare for handing them in.

    Shi Wang really had no other choice, he held the scissors tightly with his fingers, and in the great spirit of preferring to kill a thousand by mistake, not letting one go, and to die together, he simply cut all three wires with the scissors!

    The countdown on the electronic screen came to an abrupt end, and Shi Wang hadn't had time to react, and then, in the next second, the bomb exploded!

    Boom—!!!

    Shi Wang only felt that a ball of intense flames exploded in front of his eyes, and the flames swept across in an instant. He didn't even have time to feel the heat and pain, and his brain lost consciousness instantly as if the shutdown button had been pressed.

    His last thought before dying was:

    Fuck!Play for real!!

    ...

    "01:11"

    The countdown to the bomb stopped at one minute and eleven seconds, which was quite ample time.

    Qi Zhe calmly put down the tool in his hand, half of his body

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