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Chapter 03 Humming, Haw, Is This Constipation?
afternoon.
Qiao Xi went to Moming Coffee as promised. His head hurt badly and he didn't really want to go, but thinking of the other party's sentence "I can't get out of bed", he struggled to get out of bed.
As a good young man with five beauties and three loves, he can't let such impossible rumors rest on him.
Moming Coffee is a private coffee shop. There is a projector in the lobby. Guests can drink coffee and watch movies in the lobby, or choose a private room. The sound insulation is very good, giving guests an excellent personal space.
Qiao Xi reported Yang Dongdong's name, and was ushered into a hidden private room by the waiter.
The waiter opened the door for him, Qiao Xi thanked him and ordered a latte.
"Okay, what do you need to press the call bell on the table." The waiter smiled and exited the private room, closed the door and left.
When the door was closed, Qiao Xi looked at the people in the private room. He was about the same size as himself, with red lips and white teeth, and a few streaks of powder in his black hair, like cherry blossoms blooming at night. His facial features were not outstanding, but they were also very delicate.
He was wearing a simple T-shirt, but the hem was cut with holes of different sizes and there were traces of tears.
The person on the opposite side was also looking at him, with some serious scrutiny in their eyes.
Qiao Xi felt a little guilty all of a sudden, this good friend of the original owner could not have seen the original owner's change at a glance. If he really saw it, how would he explain it...
Just thinking about it, heard the person on the other side speak.
"Little Xi, your outfit today is so ordinary! You have no special features at all. With this look, how are you going to win your husband's heart!"
Qiao Xi followed the other person's line of sight to look at his clothes with a dazed expression. He was wearing a white T-shirt today, which was the bottom of the original wardrobe.found out.
As for the clothes of the original owner, forgive him for being incapable of accepting them.
As for that makeup look, Qiao Xi wanted to draw it, but after looking at the original owner's photo and trying for a long time, he found that he couldn't draw it.
The brain says it will be done, the hand will say that it is useless to learn...
Although the white T-shirt was indeed ordinary, he felt that it was very comfortable to wear, and it also suited the original owner, that is, him.
He didn't expect that the original owner was exactly the same as his face. For this, he could only explain that the behavior of the system was probably to make him adapt to the world in the book faster.
"I think...it's pretty good?" Qiao Xi hesitated a little, he had always dressed like this before he came to this world.
"You are confused, Little Xi, you are confused!" Yang Dongdong stood up suddenly, his eyes widened, "How can you think it is eternal just because you got into bed and got a man's body for a short time! Isn't that the one?The man said in bed, you look good no matter what you wear, but you look better without it!"
"I'm not, I'm not, don't talk nonsense!" Qiao Xi quickly denied, "Nothing happened between me and him!"
Hearing this, Yang Dongdong's high-spirited momentum suddenly faded, and he repeated: "Nothing happened?"
Qiao Xi nodded affirmatively: "Yes, nothing happened!"
Yang Dongdong: "Didn't go to bed?"
"No."
Yang Dongdong: "Didn't you touch your abdominal muscles?"
"No"
Yang Dongdong couldn't believe it: "Should there be boo'er?"
Qiao Xi did not forget his own personality, with a sad and regretful face: "No, there is nothing, he didn't even enter the radius of one meter, and he didn't know what his body smell was like."
Yang Dongdong took a deep breath, leaned on the seat and sat down again: "Come on, sit down, let's review, what went wrong with yesterday's action plan."
Is this an important exam? It needs to be replayed!
Qiao Xi didn't really want to participate, but because of the character design, he sat down anyway.
Then I saw the other party take out a notebook, turn to a certain page, and spread it in the middle of the table for Qiao Xi's reading.
Qiao Xi glanced at it, and suddenly felt hot. On the notebook, there were a few large characters written with a pink highlighter——
"Seduce Uncle Shen to fight!!!"
Don't these two people who plan secretly feel that it is very wretched to write the words "Uncle Shen" on it?
Not to mention, the word "Uncle Shen" tends to give people an image of a greasy middle-aged uncle, and even the title "Uncle" also makes people feel that it is very contrary to the three cardinal principles and five constant principles.
It shouldn't be the behavior of a pure and pure male student!
He seriously recalled that in the original text, it seemed that the two felt that this way of writing made people feel more exciting, and for some reason, it was more in line with their goals.
"Are you sure that the special effect makeup on your body is not showing any clues?" Yang Dongdong tapped on the notebook with a ballpoint pen he found somewhere.
"No."
"Then did you put on a charming and enchanting pose?"
Qiao Xi pursed his lips and nodded. Judging from his movements and clothes when he was awake, it should be considered.
I don't know if it's embarrassment or something, anyway, he wants to laugh, why does this plan sound so stupid?
"Are you moaning?" Yang Dongdong's face became more and more serious when the tip of the pen touched the third item of the plan.
"Hmm, chirping?"
"Yes, humming and chirping."
Qiao Xi was a little dazed, what is humming and chirping?
Yang Dongdong seemed to have found the reason for the failure of the plan, and poked his head bitterly: "Movies all pay attention to the combination of pictures and vocal music, visual stimulation and sound coordination, to ensure that this man is devoted to you, □□, the frame hits the wall!"
Qiao Xi studied modestly: "So what is humming and chirping, and how should we behave?"
Yang Dongdong sat upright, and cleared his throat with a serious face: "Then I will give a performance, you must study hard and review it many times, this kind of skill, once learned, will benefit you for a lifetime."
As he spoke, he straightened his clothes, and first let out a very soft "um" through his nasal cavity, as if preparing for singing.
Immediately, the voice became louder and more fluent and natural, sometimes high-pitched and sometimes tactful, long and distant.
Qiao Xi's face was full of admiration, and she couldn't help thinking: Is this constipation?
After an hour of rigorous and rigorous observation and study, Qiao Xi felt that he had not absorbed the courses well, but drank a lot of coffee.
Qiao Xi asked Yang Dongdong if he wanted to have dinner together, but he was rejected because he often went home to visit.
Qiao Xi: "..."
Qiao Xi was about to open the door when he heard Yang Dongdong yelling, "Wait!"
Qiao Xi thought that he still had some academic guidance, so he quickly closed the door that had just been opened a crack, and looked back.
Yang Dongdong gestured for a while to clean up, then deftly stuffed the hem of the clothes full of holes into his trousers, and walked into the toilet.
The private room of this private coffee is equipped with a small toilet, which is very convenient.
There was the sound of splashing water in the toilet, and after a while, the hair dryer whirred.Qiao Xi was dumbfounded.
What is this doing?
Seeing Yang Dongdong again, at first glance it looks the same as before, but the sharp-eyed Qiao Xi still notices that the pink highlights in Yang Dongdong's hair are gone, the shiny earrings on the earlobes, and the finger-filled earringsThe rings are gone.
If Yang Dongdong before was like a rose with thorns in flamboyant punk, now he is a bright and good boy next door.
Yang Dongdong scratched at the damp hair at the root, and smiled warmly: "Let's go."
Qiao Xi didn't know why, and even began to suspect that he had actually transmigrated into the Balabala Little Demon Fairy, and this friend's name was Miyuki.
Save the world with pink hair, and be a good kid when you come home.
Followed Yang Dongdong out of the private room, went to the bar to pay the bill, and was told by the boss that the bill had already been paid.
Yang Dongdong didn't say anything, as if he already knew who paid the bill, Qiao Xi didn't ask much when he saw this, and the two left Mo Ming Coffee.
After leaving the store, Qiao Xi saw an off-road vehicle parked at the door. The color was low-key, but the logo was not low-key at all.
"Let's go, I'll take you home." Yang Dongdong took the lead and walked towards the big G.
Qiao Xi thought to himself, it seems that this is an acquaintance of Yang Dongdong, and asking questions is easy to step on the thunder and reveal his identity, so Qiao Xi wisely chose to shut up, talk less and watch more.
When the two approached, the car window slowly lowered, revealing the person in the driver's seat. It was a woman with exquisite makeup and a neat lady's suit.
Qiao Xi saw a laptop on the passenger side next to the woman, the screen was half closed, as if it had just been used, and there were three mobile phones on the trunk, which looked very busy.
"Mom." Yang Dongdong called out the other party's identity, and then thanked the woman in a low voice: "Thank you, Mom, for picking me up."
The woman's eyes turned around the two of them, and then moved back to Yang Dongdong with a scrutiny, as if taking precise measurements.
Yang Dongdong stood upright with his head hanging down.In this serious atmosphere, Qiao Xi held his breath subconsciously.
"Yeah." The woman nodded slightly and turned her head towards the back seat, "Get in the car."
Obviously, this is not the first time that Yang Dongdong's mother sent Qiao Xi home. During the silence all the way, Qiao Xi saw his own house, oh no, it was Shen Xiucheng's house.
Qiao Xi hurriedly got off the car, fleeing from this deathly silent space.
The car window was lowered slowly, and the woman showed a gentle smile on her face this time, and said to Qiao Xi: "Say hello to your Uncle Shen on behalf of Auntie, Auntie has something to do today, will visit you another day."
Qiao Xi said yes obediently, and then watched the black off-road vehicle slowly drive out of sight and disappear at the end of the road.
Qiao Xi returned to the villa, was delayed on the road for a while, and it was already dinner time.
At this time, in the Shen family's villa, the lights were brightly lit, and the aroma of food wafted in the air, adding a bit of fireworks to the empty villa.
"Little Xi is back!" A soft female voice sounded.
Qiao Xi knew that this was Yang Chun, the housekeeper of the Shen family's villa in the original text. She had worked in the Shen family for decades and looked after Shen Xiucheng growing up. Shen Xiucheng always treated her like a mother.
When Shen Xiucheng drove the original owner out of the Shen family, she also spoke for the original owner, she was a very good elder.
Qiao Xi turned her head and answered, the housekeeper looked more like a gentle mother, with fine wrinkles on her face and a smile all the time.
Seeing Qiao Xi's outfit today, Yang Chun's eyes showed a hint of surprise: "Yo, our Little Xi looks really good today!"
She took Qiao Xi's hand, looked him up and down, and kept boasting, only embarrassing Qiao Xi.
Probably the elders couldn't understand the original owner's style of clothing, leather jacket and pants, flowery shirts and pants, colorful and colorful. Although there are thousands of aesthetics, the elders generally have only one aesthetic for the younger generation, which is simple, airy and comfortable.
There is a kind of beauty called, mother thinks you look the most beautiful in long johns.
"Sit down, Aunt Yang made you your favorite braised pork." Yang Chun said, pushing Qiao Xi to the dining room, "It just so happens that Mr. Shen is also eating at home today."
Qiao Xi made a smooth turn, braked smoothly, pulled down the handbrake at the same time, and grabbed the handrail of the stairs next to him.
"What are you talking about, Shen Xiucheng is also at home?" Qiao Xi was shocked, not even noticing that Yang Chun on the opposite side also widened his eyes, looking behind him.
"Is Shen Xiucheng not going to work today?" As far as he knew, Shen Xiucheng was a loveless workaholic. To him, Shen's Villa was just a relatively large and familiar hotel.
It's almost impossible to eat at home.
Yang Chun hesitated to speak, looked at him and then behind him, the servant following Yang Chun directly lowered his head.
Qiao Xi rubbed his chin, and said unconsciously, "Isn't he missing work? It's great to be the boss!"
It's not like him, a university monk, who has to go to school to practice every day and eat simple and unpretentious fast meals.
"so rude."
The four words that popped out for no reason, the familiar voice, and the indifferent tone, like a magic spell wrapped around Qiao Xi's mind, turning round and round, and then slowly tightened.
Qiao Xi tensed his back, lamenting his good luck again.
As expected of a cannon fodder, every part of the death will be capitalized and bolded, perfectly presented in front of the villain, contributing to the ending of his box lunch, even if he did not seduce the villain.