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    ▌ take a bath

    Bai Ze didn't expect that he would have a nosebleed, as expected, he is really too weak now, alas.

    Bai Ze feels that he is just like an ordinary cat, but fortunately, he has regained consciousness now and can change back to his previous appearance.

    Yan Yu wiped Bai Ze's nosebleed with a small towel, Bai Ze felt his gentle movements, and only then remembered that Yan Yu was taking a bath for himself!

    Thinking that Bai Ze was born to raise only one in the world, and no one has ever bathed him, he couldn't help but feel a little embarrassed when he thought of this, and then jumped from the sink to the doorknob while Yan Yu was putting the towel, the doorknob was naturally pressed down by his weight, and Bai Ze also ran out when the door opened.

    Yan Yu stared blankly at Bai Ze's petite figure, and couldn't help but sigh, "Are all cats so smart?"

    While sighing, Yan Yu picked up his clothes and chased after Bai Bai. Although he has practiced Qi at the first level, he has never learned magic, and he is no different from ordinary people. He can't catch up with the flexible Bai Bai.In the field of vision, this made Yan Yu feel a little melancholy.

    Reluctantly, Yan Yu walked to the window sill and looked down. He didn't see Bai Bai's figure, and he didn't know where he went.He had no choice but to come back and continue looking at the shop.

    Bai Ze just came out of the room and threw him a book when he met him.

    Yan Yu looked at Bai Ze in confusion and asked:

    "what is this?"

    Bai Ze said lightly: "The Complete Encyclopedia of Spells."

    Yan Yu's eyes lit up when he heard Bai Ze's words, then he nodded and said, "Thank you, Bai Ze, you are so kind."

    Bai Ze felt a little uncomfortable and said you're welcome, but in fact he just didn't want to be caught by Yan Yu to take a bath the next time he turned into a cat.

    Then he went back to his room, Yan Yu looked down at the spell book, the first page was Dust Removal, this Dust Removal is very practical, you don't need to ask for cleaning, it is very useful to save money.

    Yan Yu was sitting at the front desk watching the principle of this spell, and soon he understood how to use the dust removal technique.

    Yan Yu made the spell with one hand, and then his face was completely new. He felt that this spell was really useful, and then he went to the restaurant to use this spell.

    After Yan Yu cleaned up the entire hotel, the spiritual power in his body was also exhausted. To restore the spiritual power, the only way to restore it was to use spiritual stones to restore it.

    Yan Yu was reluctant to spend Shanhai coins enough to buy spirit stones to restore his spiritual power, so he had to meditate and run the exercises to recover.

    Not long after, a voice came to Yan Yu's ears, "Hey, your hotel has changed owners? Is your hotel still open a restaurant?"

    Yan Yu nodded when he heard what he said, and said: "There is no change of boss, and the restaurant is still open, but there is only one vegetable salad for the time being."

    Guan Daocheng heard from his buddies that he caught a big fish on Lake Heart Island a few days ago, so he came here to fish. He remembered that there was a restaurant here, so he didn’t prepare any food. Who knew that Yan Yu only sold vegetable salads.Want to leave, but he's too hungry, let's make do with a salad.

    Thinking of this, he said, "Bring me a salad."

    Yan Yu replied happily: "Okay, the total is 99 yuan. Is it cash or credit card?"

    Guan Daocheng listened to Yan Yu's words, he picked out his ears and said, "Did I hear correctly? A salad 99???"

    Yan Yu nodded and replied, "That's right, it's 99."

    Guan Daocheng wanted to turn around and leave, but he just left, it seemed that he had no money, it was too embarrassing.

    Guan Daocheng thought to forget it, 99 is 99, then he ordered a vegetable salad, and then sat in the restaurant and waited.

    Soon Yan Yu put a plate of vegetable salad in front of Guan Daocheng. Guan Daocheng looked at the sparse vegetables on the plate, and was a little dumbfounded. He didn't expect that this store would be so dark. He is really a big grievance.

    Guan Daocheng fell into regret looking at the mediocre vegetable salad, and he didn't recover until Yan Yu walked away.

    Then he took a picture and posted it on his Starblog to complain: "Damn, I met a black shop, a vegetable salad 99, there are not a few vegetables.

    "I'm such a peerless grievance. When I heard that a salad was selling for 99, I actually bought it. After I bought it, I regretted it.

    This store is really too dark, I'm a big grudge!"

    Guan Daocheng is a small Internet celebrity. He doesn't have many fans on Starblog, but he has more than 30,000 fans. After he posted a post, some fans commented: "Which restaurant? Please avoid lightning."

    Guan Daocheng replied: "The Shanhai Hotel in Taoxiang."

    "I haven't heard of this place, it seems that it is a place I won't go."

    Guan Daocheng didn't look at the comment area anymore, he picked up a green leafy vegetable with his chopsticks, this vegetable was long and thin, and looked like grass to him, which made him a little flustered, the store wouldn't be so rude, would it?

    Using grass to fool people?

    It should not be so, it may just grow more like grass.

    Anyway, bought everything, let's try it out.

    Then Guan Daocheng took a sip, his eyes lit up instantly, this green leafy vegetable is full of juice, very sweet, delicious, very delicious, definitely not grass!

    You can eat with confidence.

    Guan Daocheng looked at the remaining Zhu Yucao on the plate, his eyes glowed, and then he took a big bite and ate it. After eating all the Zhu Yucao on the plate, he was still a little bit unsatisfied, and at the same time felt that he had eatenfull.

    It’s amazing that such a little food can be full so quickly, and it seems that it’s not expensive to sell it for 99. Then he thought of the Starblog he posted, and quickly logged on to comment: “This vegetable salad is 99, it’s really worth it!It's so delicious, I've never eaten such a delicious salad!"

    After his comment was sent out, fans had question marks on their faces:

    "???"

    "Have you been kidnapped by the shopkeeper???"

    "Blink if you're kidnapped."

    Guan Daocheng looked at the fans' comments and replied: "I am not kidnapped, let me tell you that this vegetable salad is really super delicious, especially the green leafy vegetables inside, it is very sweet and delicious, it is simply delicious in the world.

    And don't look at his small amount, but he is very hungry. After eating, he feels full, and one meal is worth ten meals!"

    "Blogger, are you serious?"

    Guan Daocheng replied: "If you don't taste it, you will regret it for the rest of your life!"

    "Blogger, have you received a favor from others? Take me one."

    "Old Guan, I misjudged you. I didn't expect you to be this kind of person. In order to advertise a black shop, you don't even want your face."

    "Hey, people always change, cancel it."

    Later, someone discussed this matter in Guan Daocheng's fan group, and everyone in the group thought that Guan Daocheng accepted the promotion of a bad business and was just losing money.

    Guan Daocheng felt bitter when he saw these fans' comments, but he really didn't advertise. In order to prove himself, he decided to invite fans to come here to try it for himself!

    Then he spoke in the group: "In order to prove that I really didn't take money, what I said is true, so I want to select ten fans in Yunhai City, and come to Shanhai Hotel at 7 o'clock in the evening to taste this dish in personVegetable salad, and express your feelings in the group."

    Then he started a group lottery draw, and those who wanted to participate clicked to participate in the lottery draw, and the lottery would be drawn an hour later.

    Guan Daocheng's fans looked at his speech and wondered if they had misunderstood him, but they didn't believe that this disheveled vegetable salad was as good as he said?Can you be full with such a little thing?

    Could it be that Guan Daocheng has the stomach of a bird???

    It's possible.

    Fans in Yunhai City and nearby felt that it would be okay to come and try it, anyway, it’s not too far away, besides, some people paid for the meal, and then they clicked to participate in the lucky draw.

    Guan Daocheng finished handling the matters in the group, and then he looked at the restaurant in front of him. The area is not very big, there are only four tables, which can accommodate sixteen people. If there are too many people in the restaurant tomorrow afternoon, there may be no place for him and his fanssit.

    How can this work?

    Thinking of this, he got up and went to the front desk to find Yan Yu and said, "Boss, does your restaurant accept reservations?"

    Yan Yu nodded listening to Guan Daocheng's words, Guan Daocheng said with a sigh of relief: "I'm making a reservation for the restaurant at seven o'clock tonight, ordering eleven vegetable salads."

    Yan Yu nodded and said, "Okay, the deposit is 300."

    Guan Daocheng paid the deposit quickly and then left the hotel. In the evening, he brought his fans to the Shanhai Hotel. In order to prove that he did not advertise Yan Yu, he discussed with the fans who came and went down.After the car, he started the live broadcast.

    There was a pair of sisters who came with Guan Daocheng. Seeing the peeling paint and faded roof of Shanhai Hotel, Fang Xueting among the sisters said:

    "Sister, this hotel looks so dilapidated."

    Sister Fang Xueyan said with a smile: "It's quite historical."

    Netizens saw this and commented one after another: "High EQ has a historical atmosphere, low EQ is so shabby, hahaha."

    "My sister can still talk."

    "Don't be in a daze, the anchor, hurry up and go in, let's see if the vegetable salad sold in this hotel is really that delicious?"

    Guan Daocheng looked at what the netizens said, and then led ten fans into the hotel. Because he didn't know if Bai Ze would like to appear on the scene, Guan Daocheng deliberately didn't use the camera to take pictures of him, but the other fans who followed him in were watching Bai Ze.Ze's calm eyes and unparalleled handsome face took a deep breath.

    "Fuck, isn't this receptionist too handsome?"

    "Shuaicheng can debut like this."

    The fans in the live broadcast room heard some people's words, and said curiously: "Where is there a handsome guy? Let me see!"

    "I want to see handsome guys too!"

    Guan Daocheng looked at the comments in the live broadcast room, then walked up to Bai Ze and asked, "Hi, I'm live broadcasting, would you like to appear on camera?"

    Bai Ze said lightly, "I don't want to."

    Guan Daocheng was a little disappointed. Netizens in the live broadcast room heard Bai Ze's voice and thought it sounded good. They felt that their ears were about to become pregnant. At the same time, they were even more curious about what Bai Ze looked like.

    Some netizens asked in the live broadcast room: "Can you secretly take a picture?"

    Although Guan Daocheng's fans are not right, he respects Bai Ze's personal wishes very much, and did not photograph him at all. He knew that Bai Ze's exposure would bring him great popularity, but he was still unmoved and said calmly:"I'm the one who made the reservation for six o'clock in the evening."

    Bai Ze replied: "Okay, the 11 vegetable salads you ordered will be delivered soon."

    After listening to Bai Ze's words, Guan Daocheng thought that he was live broadcasting, so he said, "It's not that I'm stingy and only order vegetable salad, it's that this restaurant only has such a dish, and there's nothing I can do about it."

    “Wonderful store!”

    "Why only sell vegetable salad?"

    "curious"

    A fan next to Guan Daocheng asked, "Why does your hotel only sell vegetable salad?"

    Bai Ze replied mysteriously: "Secret." In fact, it was because the owner of this store only knew how to make vegetable salads, but for Yan Yu's face, Bai Ze didn't say anything.

    The eleven people at the scene looked at Bai Ze's mysterious look, and couldn't help but look at each other. Then Fang Xueting saw the board behind Bai Ze very sharply, double room 199, single room 99!

    "Damn it! It's 199 for a double room, my God!"

    The fans in the live broadcast room were stunned by Fang Xueting's words, and then commented: "I remember correctly, right? Taoxiang is just a suburb of a small fifth-tier city, right?"

    "Those who don't know think they are in the capital!"

    "It's really a black shop!"

    The fans who came with Guan Daocheng were all surprised, but then they thought that they were not staying at the store anyway, so they were not interested, and then they came to the small restaurant next to them, waiting for the vegetable salad.

    Soon eleven vegetable salads were brought up, and the person who delivered the vegetables was a puppet made by Bai Ze who was idle and bored.

    The puppet made by Bai Ze was only made into a white pillar of about 1.5 meters because of limited materials. In fact, this puppet did not meet his aesthetics, but now the human robot is also made like a pillar.He didn't bother to make some complicated styles anymore.

    Fang Xueting looked at a white cylinder stretching out its arms on both sides, took out a plate of vegetable salad from her stomach and put it in front of her, she couldn't help being a little surprised.

    "The decoration of this store is so poor, it's asking for money, and it uses robots to deliver food. I really can't complain."

    Elder sister Fang Xueyan covered her mouth and smiled and said: "This kind of robot is quite expensive, and I suddenly look forward to the vegetable salad in this store."

    Fang Xueting listened to her sister's words, looked at the plain vegetable salad in front of her, and said eagerly:

    "I want to try how amazing this vegetable salad is!"

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