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    ▌ Fruit and vegetable juice (word changed)

    At five o'clock in the evening, a small anchor Ding Wuxu came to the Shanhai Hotel. At this time, Yan Yu was still working at the front desk. Ding Wuxu looked at Yan Yu exuding a cold aura, and his eyes were also very indifferent.The camera moved a bit, then walked up to Yan Yu, and asked, "Excuse me, how much is this gentleman's single room?"

    Yan Yu said lightly, "99 yuan."

    Ding Wuxu swallowed subconsciously, it was too damn expensive, if it wasn't for the live broadcast, he would have turned around and left, he sighed and continued to ask: "How much is the vegetable salad and fruit salad?"

    Then I heard Yan Yu reply: "Vegetable salad is 99 yuan, and fruit salad is 199 yuan."

    Ding Wuxu didn't expect that a place in a fourth-tier city that is even more remote than the suburbs would cost 99 for one night. The key is that the hotel is so dilapidated and the walls are falling off, so he dared to ask for so much money!

    Moreover, vegetable salad and fruit salad are not cheap. I can’t help but feel a little regretful thinking of this. He was originally a transparent little anchor. Today, seeing the popularity of Shanhai Hotel, he thought of taking the lead in live broadcasting when other anchors didn’t come here..

    No wonder he wrote on the title of his live broadcast room, "Is Quest Shanhai Hotel a black shop or is it really so awesome!", many netizens entered his live broadcast room.

    When he came to Shanhai Hotel for the live broadcast, he naturally wanted to come to a full set. Even if he didn't want to come, the fans in the live broadcast room wanted to watch it.

    Ding Wuxu thought for a while and felt that he was reluctant to let the child not be caught by a wolf. He gritted his teeth and said, "Give me a single room, and a vegetable salad and a fruit salad."

    As soon as his words fell, the netizens in the live broadcast room began to brush rockets for him, which made Ding Wuxu feel relieved.I have a new fruit and vegetable juice, would you like a cup?"

    Ding Wuxu was stunned for a moment, and there was no mention on the Internet that Shanhai Hotel also sells fruit and vegetable juices, do you want some for yourself?Forget it, it's definitely not cheap.

    At this moment, another fan offered him two deep-water torpedoes, totaling 200 yuan, which made him subconsciously swallow his saliva, and then asked, "How much?"

    Yan Yu said lightly: "299 yuan a cup."

    Ding Wuxu was a little speechless, is this fruit and vegetable juice made of gold?It's so expensive!Black shop!It is to deliberately kill yourself.

    However, the netizens still wanted to watch him drink, so Ding Wuxu had no choice but to bite the bullet and said, "Give me a glass of fruit and vegetable juice."

    Yan Yu then said: "Okay, the total is 796, and there is still a room deposit of 100 yuan. Do you pay in cash or by scanning the QR code?"

    Ding Wuxu replied: "Scan the QR code to pay." Then he took the room card and went to the restaurant to wait. Soon vegetable salad, fruit salad, and fruit and vegetable juice were served.

    Ding Wuxu stared at the green fruit and vegetable juice in front of him, and was stunned. He thought of the dry juice in Prince of Tennis, which was also green, extremely lethal, and very unpalatable.

    Ding Wuxu regretted ordering this fruit and vegetable juice.

    This fruit and vegetable juice was developed by Yan Yu himself. He felt that it was outrageous for his restaurant to have only two salads, but he didn’t know how to cook, so he developed a very simple fruit and vegetable juice, this fruit and vegetable juiceIt uses Zhu Yucao and Jiaguo, which is very delicious, not as Ding Wuxu imagined.

    But Ding Wuxu didn't have a good impression of Shanhai Hotel. He felt that the fruit and vegetable juice in front of him was the devil. He pushed the fruit and vegetable juice aside with a look of disgust, then looked at the vegetable salad and fruit salad on the plate and said: "ThisShan Hai Hotel is worthy of being a black shop, so that's all it takes."

    Ding Wuxu picked up a bunch of grass leaves and ate them into his mouth a little resentfully. Feeling the sweet taste of Zhu Yucao, his expression softened a lot. Thinking of this, he said: "I feel like I ateIt's not an ordinary vegetable leaf, it seems to be", when he said this, he couldn't think of an adjective for a while.

    As a result, netizens said:

    "I feel that what I eat is not ordinary vegetable leaves, but the vegetable leaves in Wang Wei's poems."

    "God damn the vegetable leaves in Wang Wei's poems."

    Ding Wuxu watched the netizen's words twitch, and then said: "Ahem, I feel that what I eat is delicacies, delicacies. This vegetable salad is really delicious, you can come and try it!"

    As soon as he finished speaking, some netizens commented that he was lying, and Ding Wuxu said:

    "I won't lie to you, this vegetable salad is really good, and I have a little expectation for this fruit salad."

    After talking, Ding Wuxu picked up a piece of peach meat, and then he felt a strong peach flavor, and the peach meat was also very soft, full of honey juice, very sweet and delicious.

    After eating a piece of peach meat, Ding Wuxu said with emotion: "I feel that this is the flat peach eaten by the gods in heaven! It's so delicious! I have no regrets in this life!"

    Listening to Ding Wuxu's words, the netizen said speechlessly: "It's an exaggeration, I thought you were different from Xiao Ye, but it turned out that you were also bought by a black shop, and you were taken off."

    Ding Wuxu looked sadly at the fans he had lost, and then said: "What I said is true, why no one believes it."

    The netizen looked at Ding Wuxu's bewildered expression, and said, "If you can drink that glass of fruit and vegetable juice in one gulp, and your expression doesn't change, we will believe you."

    "+1."

    "+10086."

    Ding Wuxu looked at the comments of netizens, looked at the fruit and vegetable juice next to him, swallowed a little scared, and then thought of the fruit salad and vegetable salad, which are not very attractive, but they taste delicious. What if this fruit and vegetable juice is also deliciousWoolen cloth?

    Why not take a gamble!

    Thinking of this, Ding Wuxu picked up the cup with trembling hands, then closed his eyes and took a sip of fruit and vegetable juice as if he was going to die. This scene looked very tragic.

    But Ding Wuxu's expression softened a lot in the next second. He didn't expect this fruit and vegetable juice to be so delicious. It has the sweetness of peaches and the sweetness of Zhu Yucao. The two different sweetnesses are mixed together.It is very special and has a rich taste. Ding Wuxu directly drank all the fruit and vegetable juice in the cup.

    Netizens in the live broadcast room did not expect Ding Wuxu to be so brave, to drink up such an "unpalatable" fruit and vegetable juice in one go, and then commented to Ding Wuxu one after another:

    "Nice! Warrior!"

    "The anchor is too strong, and his expression hasn't changed."

    Ding Wuxu looked at the comments in the live broadcast room, and watched the increase in the number of fans, and then he went to the counter to order a few more glasses of fruit and vegetable juice, intending to continue to show the netizens a mouthful of bored fruit and vegetable juice.

    It's a pity that some Zhu Yucao was added to the fruit and vegetable juice, and he couldn't drink it after the second cup, so he had to go back to his room with the fruit and vegetable juice.

    Opening the door, Ding Wuxu looked at the dilapidated room and the painted bedside table, and said lightly, "I shouldn't have any expectations for this Shanhai Hotel."

    Netizens also burst out laughing, Ding Wuxu sighed, he felt a little hot, then went to the window and opened it, and then said to the netizen in the live broadcast room: "Next, we will experiment in this roomWill my face turn pale when I stay here?"

    "I won't wash my face today, that's all."

    "Let's talk about something later."

    Afterwards, Ding Wuxu chatted with netizens, his mouth became parched, he couldn't help but took another sip of fruit and vegetable juice, and then continued, after about an hour, he felt like he wanted to go to the bathroom.

    So he said, "I'll go to the bathroom first."

    The netizen hurriedly typed and said: "No! Who knows what you are doing in the toilet!"

    Ding Wuxu said helplessly: "I just go to the bathroom, what can I do?"

    The netizen replied: "Maybe you are washing your face in the toilet."

    "That's right, what if you put on some cosmetics and it turns white when it comes out."

    "Yes, yes."

    Ding Wuxu looked at the netizens in the live broadcast room and said: "You can't let me go to the bathroom for you live?"

    Netizens were taken aback when they heard the words, and then said: "So you should hold back."

    Ding Wuxu was helpless, and then said: "How about this, I put the phone in the toilet to take pictures of other places, and then I go to the toilet."

    Netizens said in unison: "No, what if you use your other hand to apply skin care products? But you can point the phone camera to your face."

    Ding Wuxu thought for a while and thought it was okay, then he went to the toilet, before going to the toilet, he said: "Now you can turn off the sound."

    After he finished using the toilet, he reminded again: "You can turn on the sound now." But he was afraid that the netizens would not hear him, so he made an ok gesture, and then walked out of the bathroom.

    When Ding Wuxu just came out of the toilet, he saw a tall black figure with his back facing him, the other person was still wearing fur in summer, he was really sick.

    The other party also heard his footsteps and turned to look at him. Only then did Ding Wuxu see clearly that it was actually a big black bear. He was so frightened that he collapsed on the ground, and then shouted excitedly:

    "Ahh! There is a bear!!! Help!"

    "Who will save me, I don't want to die yet, woo woo woo."

    Ding Wuxu also turned over the phone in his hand, just in time to capture the big black bear.

    Netizens in the live broadcast room also saw this big black bear. They were quite scared at first, but when they saw the other party holding a cup of fruit and vegetable juice in their hands, they were no longer afraid.The most important thing is to increase traffic to Shanhai Hotel and Ding Wuxu.

    Thinking of this, they couldn't help commenting: "Damn Ding Wuxu, damn Shanhai Hotel, do you think netizens are fools? Can't you tell if it's real or fake?"

    "Grass, this Shanhai Hotel and Ding Wuxu can really work together, why do you want the staff to play blind bears?"

    "Not to mention that Ding Wuxu's acting is quite good, if it wasn't for the bear holding the fruit and vegetable juice, I would have believed Ding Wuxu when he saw Ding Wuxu not moving."

    "Me too."

    "A bunch of idiots."

    The author has something to say:

    The big black bear is aggrieved: Why does no one believe that I am a bear?

    ps: It’s time to read the title of the book. It turned out that after quitting the circle, I became popular by opening a hotel, and changed it to Ten thousand people think I just want to farm and raise cats [transmigrated a book ]

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