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    ▌ Swan Lake real-name system

    As soon as Qian Dali's hand touched the plaque, he felt a weak electric current, but he only thought it was because his hands were too dry, so there was static electricity. In fact, it was the plaque warning him, but he didn'tKnow,

    Qian Dali didn't take his hand, he continued to touch the plaque, trying to take it down.

    Then he felt another current flow from his fingertips to his limbs. This time the current increased a lot, which made him feel a little uncomfortable. A large amount of current flowed through his body, and then his hair was also affected by the current.It stood upright, and finally became an instant noodle head.

    Qian Dali's face turned pale from the pain, and he didn't have the heart to notice it at all. He trembled all over the ladder, and the severe pain made him unable to make a sound.It fell straight down.

    Zhang San was startled by the sound of "Plop", he said "Ah" in a low voice, and then he saw Brother Qian lying at his feet, not knowing whether he was alive or dead.It fell from the top, and there was no sound at all after the fall. He felt a little creepy in the middle of the night, and then he looked down at Brother Qian's pale face, and some blood was still flowing from his body, which made him even more scared.Brother is not dead, right?

    Thinking of this, he trembled all over, and Zhang San became even more frightened. He didn't expect how things would turn out like this. He slowly squatted down, and carefully put his fingers under Brother Qian's nose.Trembling nonstop, he accidentally touched Brother Qian's skin, and then a current flowed along Brother Qian's skin to his body.

    At this time, the electric current on Qian Dali's body was much weaker, but Zhang San was still trembling from the electric shock, his hair stood on end, he yelled "Ahhhhh" in pain, Yan Yu could hear him in the other buildingscreamed, and then he quickly flashed in front of Zhang San using the wind escape technique.

    Zhang San didn't notice when Yan Yu came. When he saw Yan Yu's indifferent face, he trembled even more. He was a little afraid that he would send the two of them to the police station. He wanted to escape but he had no strength.Can only stand in place.

    Yan Yu saw the ladder placed under the door plaque, and Qian Dali lying on the ground, not knowing whether he was alive or dead. He didn't understand anything, and then called the police, and called 120 by the way.

    Such a big thing happened outside, and the people living in the hotel didn't know it at all. Only some tourists who were enjoying the night view of Swan Lake heard the screams from Shanhai Hotel, and ran over curiously.Looking at the ladder standing under the plaque and Brother Qian lying on the ground, he understood what was going on. He probably fell down because he was too nervous while stealing something, so he said with a mocking face:

    "Tsk tsk tsk, these two people actually came here to steal things, it's so bold."

    "These two thieves are a little too low-key, right? They fell off instead of stealing things. It's ridiculous."

    "I don't think they're here to steal. They're here to have fun."

    "You're so stupid to be a thief, hahaha!"

    "Aren't they just too stupid to be thieves?"

    Zhang San and Brother Qian were so angry when they heard what these customers said, they wanted to say that they were electrocuted, but they couldn't tell, they could only be hurt internally by anger, looked at them angrily, and then vomited a mouthful of blood.

    After the ambulance came to the scene, Brother Qian and Zhang San looked at them as if they were saviors, and they were finally able to escape from this place where they died. Great!!!

    Afterwards, the two were carried to the hospital for treatment by the medical staff. When their injuries were treated, the police also came to their ward to take notes. Brother Qian and Zhang San were no longer in pain, and they could think normally, so they tacitly planned to beat them up.Hang Yan Yu.

    So he said: "We are not thieves, we were hired by Yan Yu to help him install the signboard, who knows that accidents will happen and fall from it."

    Zhang San also quickly said: "Brother Qian and I are here to help him. He said he didn't install the plaque well. Let us reinstall it for him. Who knew that such an accident would happen. This is a work-related injury. Yan YuYou have to lose money to pay us."

    Listening to what the two said, the policeman said, "Since you said that Yan Yu asked you to help with work, do you have evidence?"

    Brother Qian was dumbfounded, so he said, "What evidence? What evidence is needed?"

    The policeman was silent for a moment and then said, "Do you have any call records?"

    Brother Qian listened to the reply, so he said, "I accidentally deleted it."

    And Zhang San said tremblingly: "He told us in the lobby, there is no phone."

    Hearing the different replies from the two, the policeman smiled, and said, "You two have different opinions."

    Qian Dali and Zhang San smiled awkwardly, and then wanted to escape, but the wards were sealed off by the police, and they could only continue to make notes honestly, admitting their crimes, and finally, because of the attempted theft, the two thought about ShanhaiThe signboard of the hotel is worth 500,000 yuan, so they were sentenced to half a year in prison. Zhang San and Qian Ge having given away a bride, to lose one's army on top of it!

    Not surprisingly, this incident was on the hot search again, bringing a lot of jokes to netizens. People living inside the hotel only knew what happened outside after seeing the hot search. They couldn't help but lament the sound insulation of Shanhai Hotel.

    Recently, the new Shanhai Hotel has been very popular, and some old guests are also discussing a question on the small fan book: "That is to say, the Shanhai Hotel has changed to a new house. Does this new hotel still have the effect of whitening and moisturizing?"

    "I think the feng shui in Laoshanhai Hotel is good, but the feng shui in other places is average, so it shouldn't have that kind of effect."

    "I don't think it should be. Before the new Shanhai Hotel was not built, I stayed in this place for a long time. My face was still the same, and it didn't turn white at all."

    "It should be the place where the old Shanhai Hotel has the best air, and the other places are so-so, so it probably won't work."

    At this time, Qian Qingshuang also joined the discussion, saying, "I'm staying at the Xinshanhai Hotel today, let's see what it looks like when I wake up tomorrow morning?"

    "It's been the last time I stayed here in Shanhai. I seemed to be talking nonsense hahaha. The last time I stayed was ten days ago. In ten days, my skin condition has dropped a bit, and it looks normal. This isThe skin on my face, this is the skin on my neck, this is the skin on my hands."

    "Let's see what it looks like tomorrow."

    Qian Qingshuang also posted a note on her homepage by the way, and then went to sleep. The next morning, Qian Qingshuang, a customer of Shanhai Hotel, woke up and rushed into the bathroom. Looking at her face, she found that it was still moist.So white, it seems that even if the Shanhai Hotel has changed to a new house, the effect is still there, great!

    Qian Qingshuang looked at her face happily, then took a few photos and sent them to her notes, then she sang a song and washed her face. After washing, she found that her skin looked fairer, so she againI took a few photos and posted them. Some netizens who followed Qian Qingshuang looked at her notes and said with emotion: "I'm so stupid, this effect is against the sky. It's as good as before. By the way, you blogger yesterdayHow does it feel to sleep at night?"

    Qian Qingshuang replied: "Very good, sleep through the night."

    Looking at Qian Qingshuang's reply, these old customers felt that the Shanhai Hotel was still so magical and effective, and they must also stay here for a few days later. Qian Qingshuang chatted with them for a few more words, and then went downstairs for dinner.

    After dinner, Qian Qingshuang took the packaged spicy fish scales and other dishes and left. In the afternoon, the two finally returned to Shanghai.Spicy fish scales and other dishes.

    When she arrived at her best friend Ding Ding's house, she said:

    "This is the spicy fish scale that I brought back for you. I also packed a portion of boiled fish. I wonder if the meat of the boiled fish is scattered?"

    The eyes of several other friends also fell on the packaging box. Before the box was opened, they smelled a scent, so they said, "I'm looking forward to it, put it in the microwave to warm it up."

    Ding Ding nodded and said: "Okay." After she finished speaking, she walked to the kitchen. She opened the box of spicy fish scales. The spicy fish scales had been stored for a whole day, but the taste was still super fragrant after opening, and the fish scales did not change much.It is still red and looks delicious.

    Ding Ding couldn't hold back and took a fish scale and ate it. The fish scale was kept for a day, but it was still very crispy, and the taste was very moderate, spicy and spicy. She was very happy after eating one piece.She ate another piece of crackling sound, which made her very satisfied.

    After eating two more slices, Ding Ding realized that she was here to heat up the dish, so she put the spicy fish scales into the microwave oven, and then she opened the box of boiled fish, looking at the boiled fish with all four flavors,Unable to hold back, he took out his chopsticks and took a bite, and then tears flowed from the spicy food, Ding Ding was a little speechless, why is this boiled fish so spicy?But this meat tastes so smooth, so tender, so delicious, even when it is cold, it is delicious, not oily or fishy at all.

    Ding Ding wanted to eat after taking a bite, so he picked up another piece of fish and ate it.Well, after eating the boiled fish, she didn't forget to put the boiled fish in the microwave to heat up, and then opened the other dishes, green balls, the light green green balls looked very fragrant.

    Qian Qingshuang didn't see Ding Ding coming out for a long time, so she walked to the kitchen, and then saw her stealing food, so she said:

    "Okay, you Ding Ding, you actually steal food here."

    Ding Ding was caught after stealing it. He smiled a little embarrassedly, and then said, "I just want to try if this dish tastes good after it gets cold? If it doesn't taste good, we don't want to eat it.Don't waste everyone's time."

    Qian Qingshuang said: "Can you believe this?"

    Ding Ding laughed dryly, and then the microwave oven slammed it. She quickly took out the dishes and put them on the dining table. The others smelled the aroma and cooked them too, and then started eating with chopsticks.

    Qian Qingshuang also put the dishes on the table, and then said: "The boiled fish and spicy fish scales in Shanhai Hotel can relieve my aunt's pain, and people with cold hands and feet will heat up a lot."

    "It's also good for the skin and makes people look more rosy."

    Ding Ding listened to Qian Qingshuang's words, took a look, and then said: "Your complexion is indeed very good today, fair and tender, but the whole person is rosy, like a peach blossom."

    Qian Qingshuang said with a smile: "Yes, staying at the Shanhai Hotel for one night can improve your skin. I went there once before. That time my face became much whiter and more hydrated, but it was not as glowing as it is now.It is ruddy, but I estimate that this effect can only last for ten days and a half months."

    "Shanhai Hotel is really nice, I will try it some other day."

    Ding Ding said again: "This boiled fish and spicy fish scales really feel a little hot all over. I'm going to visit my aunt these days, and my waist has been a little sore. After eating it, I won't feel uncomfortable immediately."

    Auntie is a magical species, it is contagious, so several other people have come to Auntie, or are coming to Auntie, or Auntie just left, more or less feel a little uncomfortable, so they all said: "IThat’s right, I used to have dysmenorrhea, but now I don’t feel much.”

    "Me too, this effect is awesome! It's a pity that we are in Shanghai, and Shanhai Hotel is in Yunhai City, it's too far away, otherwise I would order their takeaway every day."

    "Do you have any money?"

    Ding Ding and the others chatted and laughed, and after eating, they gave their colleagues and friends the spicy fish scales and boiled fish in Amway Shanhai Hotel, and a few people went to the petal’s aunt’s group to Amway the spicy fish scales in Shanhai Hotel, boiled fish.

    At the beginning, people in these groups didn’t believe it, but some team members who also ate boiled fish replied: “The effect of boiled fish is really great. I wanted to give you Amway before, but it’s a pity that myThe post is down."

    "Boiled fish yyds, my aunt's friend!"

    "Sisters, you must try it, it's really useful!!"

    The members of these groups saw many people’s spicy fish scales and boiled fish in Anli Shanhai Hotel, so they planned to try it. The members from Yunhai City who came to the aunt directly ordered a piece and tried it. It really worked, and the effect was very good.!

    Then I went back to the group Amway, and more and more people ate their Amway, which led to a lot of sales of boiled fish and spicy fish scales. Originally, after the boiled fish event ended, the price of boiled fish in Shanhai Hotel was more expensive, so the sales volume has dropped a lot, and Yan Yu didn't expect that there will be more orders today, but most of them are takeaway orders.

    Then Yan Yu turned off the backstage of the food delivery app and walked to the Swan Lake. He planned to surround the area of Swan Lake.Ethical tourists litter by the lake, so they plan to use real-name registration, which is convenient for management. When tourists want to watch Swan Lake up close, they must enter with real-name registration. Of course, there is no charge. After all, this is to attract tourists to Peach Mountain.A point of play.

    Yan Yu planned the location of the fence, counted how many would be needed, and then placed an order. The machine he bought was the kind you often see in the subway, and you can scan your face or QR code to enter.

    When the machine arrived, he installed a small wooden cabin next to the face-scanning machine to register and handle the face-scanning business for the elderly without mobile phones. After finishing these, he issued an announcement saying:

    "Because many tourists litter the Swan Lake and nearby lawns recently, I decided to surround the Swan Lake. Tourists who want to enjoy the beauty of Swan Lake up close and feed the swans need to scan their faces or Q news with their real names.QR code to get in."

    "In addition, surveillance cameras have been installed near Swan Lake. If you are caught throwing garbage in and around Swan Lake three times, you will be banned from entering Swan Lake for a lifetime."

    After Yan Yu's Starblog was posted, many fans saw it, and they all found it a bit troublesome, but thinking that Swan Lake can maintain its original appearance and be beautiful forever, they all support Yan Yu's decision, but there are some bad guysSeeing the news sent by Yan Yu, they all commented:

    "Isn't this too troublesome? Going to Swan Lake requires real-name registration? It's so troublesome. If you do this, I won't come here to play in the future. Don't you come to Peach Mountain just to see Swan Lake?"

    "Um, is there a fee for the next step?"

    "Anyway, if you do something like this, I won't come to Peach Mountain to play here."

    Some fans of Yan Yu looked at the speeches of these gangsters and replied: "Who invited you here? There are so many things going on?"

    "Did Yan Yu take any money from you?"

    "What Yan Yu did was a good thing. I don't object to it. On the contrary, I support you bastards. It's fine if you don't go, and save yourself littering at Swan Lake."

    "Even if you don't go to Swan Lake, there are many tourists. Baby Yan Yu is not short of you tourists. Besides, he won't receive any money if you come to Swan Lake. Who cares if you come or not? It's really embarrassing."

    Seeing what Yan Yu's fans said, these gangsters were a little upset, so they said, "How do you know that Yan Yu won't receive money? There is no cafeteria or place to sell food here at Swan Lake. We came here to wantIf you want to eat or rest, don't you have to rest and eat at Yan Yu's place? Can't you give him money?"

    Yan Yu's fan replied: "It's as if you have given money."

    "Look, there will still be as many tourists in Swan Lake tomorrow as before."

    Gang Jing replied: "Hehe, I don't believe it!"

    "So many people oppose Yan Yu's real-name system, how can someone go there tomorrow?"

    "That's right, it's not too much trouble."

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