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    1. Do not touch the greedy snake directly.

    2. Slaughtered snakes can be resurrected.

    3. The way to fight against greedy snakes: cut off the tongue and the tip of the tail, then tie them up and block the mouth with stones.

    Players quickly discovered these points, tied up the greedy snake with branches, and cut off the snake's tongue and tail with sharp stones.

    A tall young man with a short cut wrapped his hands in clothes and pulled out the tongue of the greedy snake, and then cut it with a sharp stone. Suddenly, he caught a glimpse of a cold white light out of the corner of his eye.

    Bai Yi dragged several snakes tied into rice dumplings with one hand, and a half-meter-long machete with the other. The sharp blade easily cut off the snake's tongue and tail.

    "Do me a favor, tie them up and hang them on the tree, will the snake dig holes and divide the time between them, so that they can't touch the ground." Bai Yi climbed up the tree and cut off a few vines and threw them to him.

    "Ah, good." The inch-cropped young man looked at the machete in his hand in surprise, caught the cane and joined forces with his classmates to tie up the four snakes.

    One of the curly-haired students stared at the half-meter-long machete, and couldn't help asking curiously: "Director, what were you doing before you came?"

    "I found a student suspected of cheating in the exam. There is no clear evidence, but he is timid. If he is educated casually, he may be able to plead guilty." Bai Yi hooked his fingers downward, "Throw the rope up."

    Educating students with a machete?

    Several students swallowed their saliva in unison, and threw the cane with the snake on it. Bai Yi tied the cane to the branch and tied two dead knots.

    The gluttonous snakes, stuffed with stones in their mouths and tied into rice dumplings, whimpered.

    Cun Tou touched Curly's shoulder, and said in a low voice, "Look at our director's demeanor, and then look at you. You don't know how to get up until noon, and you don't have the habit of sleeping naked."

    Curly immediately snapped back: "You still have the face to criticize me? Shaking the bed with toilet paper early in the morning made the dormitory smell fishy. Look at the callus on your right hand. My buddies have been putting up with you for a long time.!"

    "Fuck! Er Gouzi, you're dead, you're dead!" Cuntou stared at Curly-haired student viciously.

    "Don't make noise." Bai Yi handed the knife to Cun Tou, leaned against the tree and rubbed his temples, "You guys watch first, I'll take a break."

    "Of order, Director Bai." Cun Tou gave a non-standard military salute exaggeratedly.

    There are more and more greedy snakes being hung up in the forest. A small number of greedy snakes spit out the stones in their mouths and bit the rattan with their teeth. The silvery white silk thread passed by, and the snake's teeth fell off one by one.

    Ding Dong touched Sang Yunian's shoulder: "I always feel that there are not only snakes and crows here, but also other things."

    Sang Yunian took up his words: "Well, it seems to be helping us."

    "Conspiracy, definitely a conspiracy." Ding Dong thought for a while, and said, "I feel that levels 1-3 are related to the thing that helped us."

    "It's an animal." Ye Liying said: "Since it is a white animal city, all levels should be related to animals."

    "Xiaoying." Ding Dong looked at her for a while, and said seriously: "You are so scared that you are not cute anymore. There is still Yu Nian, and the lively little Niannian will become inactive, don't be afraid, brother protects you.”

    "Okay, you cover me." Sang Yunian smiled, a pair of faint dimples appeared on the corners of his mouth, and his pleasant, magnetic bass revealed a warm smile: "Anyone who wants to bully me must first step on your chest."Corpse."

    "Uh...that's unnecessary." Ding Dong stretched out his finger and poked Ye Liying's face, "Brother will bring you a big meal when I go back, and every year, I will give you a raise when I go back."

    "Wait." Sang Yunian clicked on the communicator, "Say it again, I'll record it."

    Ding Dong twitched the corner of his mouth: "This time it's true, you believe me, I will really give you a raise, really treat you to a big meal, really, really!"

    "The recording is finished." Sang Yunian said with a smile, "If you dare to consume my trust, tell Ye Li all about your flirtatious past, by the way, and some nasty things you want to do to her."

    Ye Liying stayed away from him without looking back: "Go back and explain."

    "Oh, it's not..." Ding Dong stared blankly at her receding figure.

    Sang Yunian showed a gloating smile: "Xiu, Xiu, let you show your affection in front of my eyes every day, and you can write three books about your love history."

    Ding Dong gritted his teeth and stared at him: "I curse you to be caught by the black rabbit every time you do a random education check. You'd better be sent back to high school to revisit the college entrance examination."

    "There's a snake behind you." Sang Yunian spoke extremely fast.

    "Ah!" Ding Dong jumped up abruptly, only reacted after jumping more than ten meters, gritted his teeth and said: "Sang, Yu, Nian!"

    "Haha..." Sang Yunian laughed viciously.

    The quilts brought by two students had been divided. Ye Liying wrapped her hands in a quilt and pried open the mouth of the greedy snake sister with a branch. After seeing the severed tongue, she put the eyebrow trimmer back into the small bag.

    "It's still that kind of animal." Ye Liying looked around, the pitch-black forest had extremely low visibility, and it was hard to see anything clearly.

    Ding Dong shivered: "Why do I feel that thing is following us?"

    "It's an animal." Sang Yunian corrected: "It's not 'that thing'."

    "Oh." Ding Dong said, "That beast."

    Sang Yunian clenched his fists and squeezed out two words with a smile: "Very good."

    Ding Dong was puzzled by his smile.

    "Don't cut off my tongue! Don't cut off my tail!" Brother Snake No. n shivered under the half-meter-long machete, "Please, we have a lot of ice worms that you humans love most, and you can give them to me."You, as long as you are willing to let us go."

    Snake Sister n spat out a large mass of black objects from its mouth. The densely packed black objects were wriggling on the dry lawn, and they were a group of ice worms.

    Snake sister n blinked her big moist eyes, and said pitifully, "Fantuan, ah no, don't you humans like to eat ice worms the most? I am willing to give you all the ice worms I have accumulated for many years.”

    Snake Sister X looked at the blue face of the human on the opposite side, and said confusedly: "Don't you like to eat it? But Ms. R told us that in order to eat ice worms, you humans would not hesitate to be infected with sister's gene virus! I would rather die to eat it."To the ice worm!"

    Brother Snake No. X pampered his sister's round head with the tip of his tail, and said, "My sister remembers wrong, it's a gene virus."

    "Oh oh, it's Xisu, not my sister." The snake sister No. x nodded seriously, and said with a cute face: "My sister, remember~"

    The faces of a group of people suddenly became more ugly, and the history that they didn't want to recall appeared in their minds:

    [2158.12.17]

    A group of explorers entered the Antarctic continent, caught a large group of ice worms, and simply sprinkled some seasoning on the fresh wriggling ice worms before swallowing them.

    As the global climate warms, Antarctic glaciers melt, and the ancient viruses sealed in the deep ice fall back into the world as the ice melts.After the ice worm carrying an ancient virus was swallowed by explorers, a huge genetically mutated virus swept across the earth.

    At first, humans used thermal weapons to fight against mutated animals of the same kind, but gradually realized that the mixed chemical components inside thermal weapons could promote virus mutation, so thermal weapons were changed to cold weapons.

    The gene virus has mutated more than a thousand times in 61 years. The speed of vaccine development is far behind the speed of virus mutation. So far, the Federation has not even found out the specific infection route of the virus. Virus-infected people in the human base always appear inexplicably., and then infect those close to you.

    The memory is over.

    Brother Snake asked, "I heard from Ms. R that you also like to eat bats and pangolins, which are even more greedy than our snake family."

    "Greedy little rice balls." Snake sister n and snake sister x asked in unison: "Are ice worms really delicious?"

    "Fuck! One or two are beeping blindly? I will chop you up now!" Cun Tou raised his half-meter-long machete and sharpened it at the big snake.

    "Ding dong! The game time of level 1-2 is over, and the first stop of White Animal City has ended with a surprise. Do you feel that you are still unsatisfied?"

    "Global players please note that the White Animal City mini-game created by the kitchen corpse system is open 6 times a month, and the next game will open on August 6th, please arrange the time reasonably."

    "Finally, System R has given the last supper to those who are out of the game. Please enjoy the rest with relatives and friends."

    "The kitchen corpse system looks forward to meeting you next time."

    "Saving player data..."

    "Saved."

    "Exiting the game..."

    The scene changed, the familiar streets came into view, the golden sun in midsummer was a bit dazzling, and the bright world suddenly seemed a little unreal.

    There was a thick smell of blood in the air, and many corpses lay here and there on the street——

    All the corpses were cut into six pieces. The limbs and head were separated from the torso. The meat pieces were sprinkled with chopped green onion, sliced ginger, lettuce leaves and other ingredients, and a series of ingredients were also sprinkled with milky salad dressing.

    Salad dressing left crooked writing on the torso:

    Rice ball mix-up, today is another day when humans cannot eat ice worms~

    (——Mother Snake and Father Snake of the Snake Family in the Black Forest (^0^)/)

    Several "rice ball mix-ups" glowed with a layer of shiny oil. The edible oil floated on pieces of bright red liquid, and under the refraction of the sun, it glowed with colorful luster, as if blending into a rainbow.

    ——System R has served the last supper to those who are out of the game.

    Under the colorful light, there was a long dead silence. The hot sun was transpiring thick panic. The disgusting bloody smell was mixed with a hint of sweetness of salad dressing. The intense fear boiled in everyone's heart.

    The Federation quickly began to investigate the matter, leaving only two words to the masses: wait.

    Time seems to be stretched infinitely under the long and restless waiting, but time never stops flowing.

    The sky is gradually filled with a layer of shallow purple-gray mixed light, and the moonlight is covered by layers of thick black clouds.

    The dim night sky is like a boundless black forest, and the brightly lit city seems to be just a white skeleton buried in dry grass and mud in the forest, desperately reflecting the only little light in the thick darkness.

    The lights were brightly lit, and people panicked.Under the 61-year ravages of the ceramide virus, the global population is only 2.583 billion. Their normal life has always been based on the anxiety that they may be infected or killed by mutants at any time.The sudden appearance of the "Kitchen Corpse System" at this moment has caused most people's emotions to collapse.

    Time runs from sunset to sunrise.

    Perhaps it is an illusion, Sang Yunian feels that compared with the sunrise in 2219 and the sunrise 197 years ago, there is a bit more uneasy confusion, despair and desolation in the golden red morning glow.

    Feelings of loss flooded his chest like a tidal wave. The future he had imagined was not like this. It was hazy, as if covered with a layer of mist that could not be dispelled.

    The soft and glutinous child's voice belonging to the kitchen corpse system sounded lightly under the warm golden glow:

    "Little Bu has been waiting to say good night to you like it's been for the past month, but you haven't slept, but now the view is good enough to say good morning."

    "Good morning, Yu Nian."

    (This book comes from: Dragon and Phoenix Internet)

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