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    "Dragon Eye Shooter No. 1, one row and one column, No. 2 three rows and one column, No. 3 two rows and two columns. Swing Crab No. 1, one row and two columns, No. 2 three rows and two columns."

    Jellyfish Bobo commanded methodically:

    "Porpoise thorns No. 1 to No. 6, fill the ninth and tenth columns for this princess."

    Sponge Pitcher: A small square yellow sponge gnawing on crab cakes.

    Dragon Eye Shooter: A red goldfish with big eyes.

    Whirl Crab: A small red and white crab.

    Dolphin Spine: A large puffer fish with spikes all over its body.

    The 12 fighters from Beechburg were all in place within 30 seconds. Their speed and formation caught the zombie camp on the opposite side off guard.

    Everyone in the zombie camp unanimously swears:

    "Fuck!"

    "Fuck! This is a fart!"

    "damn it!"

    "Go! Play around!"

    Bai Yi told the five children around him with a serious face: "Don't imitate them, you can't swear in the future."

    The children nodded obediently.

    "Director, take us to fly!" Ding Dong rushed to Bai Yi's side in an instant, his face was full of admiration for the director, a director can take care of five children, so it would definitely be nothing if he brought his big friend with him.stress free.

    Ding Dong enthusiastically held the paws of the two children: "Hello, my name is Ding Dong."

    The children were frightened by his fiery eyes, and they all took half a step back. The fat mushroom-headed man whose paw was held by him widened his eyes viciously: "Bad guy, you brought us here, Brother Bai, beat him!"

    "Ah? What?" Ding Dong was stunned for a while before reacting, and explained: "Ding is the Ding of Ren Ding, and Dong is the thing with something added under the word Shan, not the 'Ding Dong' of that stupid kitchen corpse system."

    The little fat man said angrily: "Brother Bai, he swears, beat him up!"

    Ding Dong: "..."

    "Stop gossiping." The middle-aged woman of Team C calmly looked at the opponent's camp, "Let's analyze the rules of the game first, as long as someone can get the top hat on the opposite side, we will all win. This is what the kitchen corpse system saysYes, no doubt?"

    Seeing everyone's acquiescence, the middle-aged woman continued: "The rule of the game is that you will be attacked every time you move forward. It is not clear whether you can retreat or not, and it does not indicate how many bullets are in an attack. There are four animals in each row. Let's go to the first square.Four drops of blood will be lost in the first square, and three drops of blood will be lost when the puffer fish behind cannot attack us when we reach the second square, and two drops will be lost from the third to the ninth square.You can only go to the eighth frame."

    A middle-aged man from Team C kicked hard at the stone beside his feet: "Fuck! What a stupid kitchen corpse system, I think it just wants to kill us all!"

    "No, there must be a way to clear the level. We haven't discovered the hidden rules yet." Sang Yunian looked at the porcupine thorns that buried half of their body in the lawn, and said, "The porpoise thorns are placed in the last two rows, closest to us., In the Plants vs. Zombies game, the ground thorns are usually the closest to the zombies, and the ground thorns use the surface spikes to cause damage to the zombies, not bullets, but the rule is that one bullet loses one drop of blood, I think this is more likely."

    The young man's tone is firm and rational, and there seems to be a delicate expectation in his pleasant magnetic voice.

    Bai Yi stared at him indifferently, and his two gazes met for a moment inadvertently, beside the corners of the young man's slightly raised mouth, he saw a pair of faint dimples.

    In the frame of memory that was deliberately pulled back, the slightly raised corners of the young man's lips seemed to be carrying a warm and clear smile all the time.

    Breathing underwater is very smooth, the nasal cavity is filled with the faint salty smell of seawater, and the skin is soaked in seawater and turns white.

    Bai Yi's already very light-colored thin lips became pale under the soaking in sea water, and a thin layer of skin appeared on his lower lip.

    Focusing on Bai Yi's lower lip, Sang Yunian's mind suddenly flashed the scene of his light-colored mouth being dyed red by chili peppers when he ate abnormally spicy rabbit meat hot pot. It seems that this should be the normal state of his lips.color.

    "That's what you said." The middle-aged woman of Team C frowned, "Based on your team's 19 drops of blood."

    "The blood has just run out when we reach the tenth square." Bai Yi looked away and continued her words flatly, "The sponge pitcher may be able to attack across rows, but he may not even be able to reach the tenth square."

    Li Yingying said: "SpongeBob SquarePants has two hamburgers, and it may shoot two at a time. There is also a swinging crab. I think its bullets will attack twice like a boomerang."

    "One bullet loses one drop of blood." Ding Dong said: "A bullet that hits twice is only one bullet."

    "Why is it that the more you talk about it, the less likely you are to win?" Matilda looked a little panicked.

    "That..." The only little girl in Team A raised her hand and whispered, "The plants in the Plants vs. Zombies game will attack the zombies in front first. We can let one person walk in the front and the others walk behind, soThe ones behind get the hats."

    After waiting for a while without getting a reply, the little girl blinked her eyes in confusion, and asked timidly, "Isn't it okay?"

    "Yes." Sang Yunian smiled at her, with a pair of sharp canine teeth showing at the corners of his mouth, "Before I leave...uh..."

    "Shut up, you!" Ding Dong covered his mouth, "He's out of his mind, he's delirious and a little silly."

    "I'd say your brains are filled with water." Bai Yi licked his lips that were soaked in sea water, "Everyone present is watered with their brains."

    "The director is right." Ding Dong lightly slapped the back of Sang Yunian's head, "Learn from our director, Bai, and don't be so stupid as to run to die by yourself."

    The little girl from Team A blinked her eyes, and seemed even more confused: "Send me to death? Can't I win this way?"

    "You can win, my little sister is really smart." A tall and thin young man from Team C approached her with a smile, "Little sister, why don't you go ahead and protect us?"

    "Get the fuck out of my mother!" The middle-aged woman of Team C glared at him fiercely, "It doesn't mean that you are not disgusting if my mother doesn't tell you! If it weren't for you, how could our team lose two people?"

    The middle-aged woman pointed at him, her arms trembling slightly with anger: "You threw those two junior high school girls to that man-eating starfish!"

    The little girl from Team A was comforted by Bai Yi in his arms, and trembled in fear when she heard these words.

    "If I hadn't used them to delay time, you might have been digested into a lump by Starfish..." The young man of Team C shrugged his shoulders with a nasty smile.

    "Beast!" The middle-aged man in team C raised his fist and threw it at his face.

    The fist stopped in front of the bridge of the young man's nose, and the young man of team C immediately jumped back to leave the attacking range. Only then did Bai Yi and Sang Yunian let go of the middle-aged man's arm at the same time.

    Bai Yi pursed his lips, obviously the wet and salty lips made him feel a little uncomfortable: "Don't waste time here, if there is really no other way, let's work together to push him to the front to block bullets, sacrifice one or fifteen people, everyonestill remember him."

    The youth of Team C moved a few steps to the side and did not speak again.

    The little girl from Team A looked around and felt that she understood something. It seemed that no one wanted to be the first to die, and neither was she.

    Time passed in the tense thinking, and the countdown on the top of the head decreased by the minute, and there were 18 minutes left.

    The dead zombies will become the food of Bikini Bot fighters... Hidden rules of the game...

    Sang Yunian was thinking silently in his heart, rules, food, hiding, and...fairness!

    "Fair." Bai Yi raised his eyelids, and his light brown pupils looked directly at the porcupine quill that buried half of his body in the blue lawn, "The jellyfish said that the game in White Animal City is fair, and the second point of the game ruleIt only states that the dead zombies will become food, not the dead animals, which is a hidden rule."

    Sang Yunian raised his eyebrows and shut up quietly.

    "Great!" Matilda clenched her fists excitedly, "Props, it's props! Shields or recovery potions!"

    "See?" Ding Dong gave Director Bai a thumbs up, put his right hand on Sang Yunian's shoulder, and said, "Our Director Bai is awesome, who cares about you sacrificing alone?"

    Sang Yunian smiled, and his flattering tone was flat but sincere: "Well, the director is awesome, the director is mighty, forever, long live."

    "Okay!" Ding Dong looked at him, "Better flattery than me...seriously tell the truth."

    Cautiously glanced at the director, Ding Dong was relieved immediately, sure enough, the director has a good temper and would not care about such small details as a slip of the tongue.

    "I'll try to go one square first to see if I can get a weapon." The middle-aged man of Team C decisively walked to the front of the lawn in the first row, "Give me another knife."

    Renault, who was closest, handed over the machete.

    The middle-aged man walked to the first frame, the dragon eye shooter shot a round eyeball, and the whirling crab threw a big pincer.

    "Puff! Puff!" The eyeball pierced the man's shoulder, the large pliers penetrated the man's calf bone, turned around and turned back, and then pierced back to the same position on the calf.

    The sponge pitcher in the second row threw two crab cakes. The crab cakes fell on the arm of the middle-aged man in the first row. The skin that was hit by the bread quickly rotted.17 o'clock became 13 o'clock.

    "Hiss..." The middle-aged man gasped, then raised the two knives in his hand and stabbed at the puffer fish.

    "Bo'er~ Gulululu~" A series of dense bubbles exploded, and the puffer fish turned into a bottle of blue potion.

    Sang Yunian walked to the front of the lawn in the second row: "The attack in the second row is 3 o'clock. I will go to the second row and see if you can give me the potion."

    "No, there is a barrier." The middle-aged man raised his hand, and there was an invisible barrier on both sides of the grid. The reason why he chose to go in the first row was because the sponge pitcher couldn't cross the row to attack, so he blocked the wrong one.

    "Try the back." Bai Yi walked right behind him.

    The raised hand of the middle-aged man successfully passed through the grid behind: "Yes."

    Bai Yi handed the blue potion he got to Sang Yunian: "You have a lot of blood, go ahead."

    "You are welcome." Sang Yunian stuffed the medicine into his trouser pocket.

    Ding Dong lowered his head and touched his pants, seeming a little dissatisfied: "Why do you have two more pockets than me?"

    The six children present touched their zombie style ripped pants one after another, and then began to complain: "We don't have pockets either, why does this big brother have pockets? It's not fair, jellyfish Bobo is a big liar, it's not fair!"

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