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    "Ding dong~ ding dong~ ding dong~" Jellyfish Bobo held a knife and a fork, and a huge plate appeared in front of him: "Oh~ my Miss R~ Your dear Bobo can finally cook. Let's cook~Warriors of Qibao, fresh and tender sashimi, and juicy brains, quickly bring your tableware, let’s have dinner together~”

    A group of NPCs appeared on the small balcony of the villa, all holding a knife and fork.

    "Grandpa! What's wrong with you, Grandpa?" Li Yingying shook her grandpa's body in panic, and Grandpa Li fell to the ground with black lips and blue face.

    "SpongeBob SquarePants, they are so stupid." Pai Daxing's saliva dripped to the ground.

    SpongeBob licked his sharp teeth: "Yes, what a fool, I don't know that we secretly coated the snail's thorns with poison."

    The whirling crab waved its big pincers excitedly: "Jiejiejiejie~ I'm telling you quietly, there are two zombies who won't make it to the end of the game."

    "No, it won't!" Li Yingying shook her head crazily, shaking her grandpa's body vigorously, "Grandpa, you're fine, you must be fine, grandpa don't sleep, can you hold on a little longer? Go home... woo...Woo..."

    Grandpa Li's body disappeared, and the next moment he appeared on the big plate in front of Bobo. The NPCs quickly surrounded the plate and raised their knives and forks.

    "Bajibaji... Gulu Gulu..." The sound of chewing and swallowing was deliberately amplified by a group of NPCs, and the thinly sliced food was dipped in sweet and sticky blueberry sauce.

    The countdown jumped to 10:07. The little fat man with the mushroom head looked up at the countdown, his face turned pale with fright, and a violent dizziness hit him. Before the little fat man fell down completely, his body had already appeared on the small balcony of the villa.

    Jellyfish Bobo's cheeks were stuffed with food, and he said vaguely: "It's great! This chubby little earl must be very fat, oh~ what? These naughty Venus murexes are hereBefore the game started, they secretly applied poison to their thorns, Bobo just found out about this, please don’t blame the ignorant Bobo~”

    Seeing that a group of people downstairs were staring at him coldly, Bobo immediately ate even more deliciously.

    The blueberry jam in the glass jar was stained a little scarlet, and the jam soon bottomed out. The NPCs put down the knives and forks in their hands, and rubbed their stomachs with satisfaction. Under the cold, angry and terrified eyes of the players downstairs, they were very happy.Hiccup loudly: "Hi'er~"

    "Ding dong! The second stop of White Animal City is over. The next game will start on August 11. Please arrange your time reasonably."

    "Finally, System R has served the last supper to those who are out of the game. Please enjoy the rest of your family and friends. The Corpse Kitchen System looks forward to seeing you next time."

    "Saving player data..."

    "Saved."

    "Exiting the game..."

    The light blue sea water disappeared, and the warm air filled the nostrils again. Through the floor-to-ceiling windows of the balcony, Sang Yunian caught a glimpse of a large piece of blood red in a room on the second floor opposite, and the thin flesh and bones were spread on the soft long hair.The home intelligent robot in the room stood beside it holding two blood-dripping knives.

    Sang Yunian shivered, pushed open the door and rushed to the next room.

    Grandpa Li was leaning on the sofa intact, and Li Yingying was crying in Grandpa's arms.

    Sang Yunian breathed a sigh of relief. After hesitating for a moment, he turned on the communicator and clicked on the message interface of his friend "White Pigeon".

    Niannian who loves to eat: Grandpa Li is fine, how is the little fat guy named Zhiming?

    Five minutes later, the communicator on the wrist vibrated.

    White Pigeon: Dekang Orphanage

    White Pigeon: There is one less fat man who grabs food

    Sang Yunian pursed his lips, rubbed his index finger lightly on the bracelet, and stared at the message list in silence for a long time.

    "Yu Nian, are you thinking of me?" The soft and waxy child's voice sounded in my head, the sweet and soft voice lacked a lot of the cold mechanical sound, grandma's, like a little girl who just learned to speak.

    "Hmm." Sang Yunian's voice was very soft: "I was thinking, what are you thinking about?"

    "Hey~ You know, Yu Nian is Little Bu's little pet, a super cute little tiger who loves to eat, only Yu Nian knows Little Bu best in the world, knowing that Little Bu likes to eat small fried fish sprinkled with chili powderFuck, it's a pity I can't eat it anymore."

    "Is it because Grandpa Li remembers October 4th?" Grandpa Li and Fatty had the same experience, but Grandpa Li was fine after Fatty died, Sang Yunian thought that was the only reason.

    "Half and a half, and half and a half because he is sick, Little Bu doesn't mind letting him spend the last twenty days."

    The sweet and waxy childish voice seemed a little playful, and a series of facial expressions floated across the holographic screen in front of Sang Yunian: ^▽^

    "Yu Nian, you know, Little Bu is busy, and the time with you may not be as much as before. You have to take care of yourself, eat and take medicine on time, and Little Bu will help you find someFriend. Any questions about Yu Nian?"

    "Just tell me if I ask you?"

    "It depends on your mood."

    "You want to kill everyone?"

    "Hmm... guess what?"

    "Then change the question, when will the system crash?"

    "Uh... depends on the mood, Little Bu is not as popular as Yu Nian, bye!"

    The bracelet vibrated, and Little Bu's message window popped up automatically.

    A Little Bu without Yu Nian love: Little Bu's original software, the empty and lonely Yu Nian is worth having.

    There is an extra software on the desktop, and the software icon is a string of fried golden yellow croakers.

    After Sang Yunian clicked on the software, he first looked around for a while, then quickly swiped down from the first page with his fingers, and did not reach the end after a long time. Finally, he closed the software decisively, and roughly recalled what he saw in the software just now.The extremely sweet and exciting picture, he cursed in a low voice: "Fuck!"

    [23:53, City E, District 6.〕

    Two and a half hours ago, Ding Tong received Ye Liying's breakup message, and Ding Tong broke up again and again. This time, Ding Tong made up his mind to prevent the end of this relationship.It was nearly 12 o'clock when hurriedly drove from city C to city E.

    "Wake up, get out of the car." Ding Dong turned on the lights in the car.

    Sang Yunian, who was lying in the back seat, was covered with a thin blanket, his cheeks were slightly flushed, and his deep voice was laziness and hoarse: "I went to disturb your business."

    "It's business ass, get up and make a stand for brother." Ding Dong forcibly pulled him up.

    Sang Yunian was dragged into the community while yawning.

    On the 17th floor of Unit 2, Building 8, the two had just gotten off the elevator when they heard conversations and intermittent crying, and the air was filled with a spicy smell.

    Ding Dong frowned in doubt, and started looking for a room according to the house number. The closer he got to the source of the sound, the more uneasy he felt, until he reached the door of Room 1708 where Ye Liying lived.

    The door was open, and there were several policemen standing in the living room. Ye Liying and a middle-aged woman were sitting on the sofa, weeping uncontrollably.

    "Do you live here?" A male policeman noticed them and asked, "Go home in the middle of the night?"

    "You're a policeman." Ding Dong recognized the policeman as the middle-aged man from Team C that he met in the morning, "I'm here to find, uh, ex-girlfriend, what happened?"

    Officer Cao said: "50 minutes ago, Mr. Ye Lipingyi was killed."

    "Ah?!" Ding Dong was shocked, looking at Ye Liying crying, "I can go in..."

    "Wait a minute." Officer Cao sized him up, "Do you know Ding Ji?"

    "My dad, what's wrong?" Ding Dong asked.

    "Okay, stand still and don't leave. I will ask you something later. The communicator will be handed over temporarily, and yours will be handed over together." Officer Cao quickly took off the communication bracelets of Ding Dong and Sang Yunian.

    Looking at the closed door, Ding Dong looked confused: "What's going on?"

    "Your father is in real estate." Sang Yunian was completely at ease, "I remember when she bought the cakes, she mentioned that a company wanted to buy her old house, but her father refused to sell it. The two sides have been in a stalemate for a while."

    "What a coincidence." Ding Dong was stunned for a while, "No, I have to check with my dad quickly."

    "The receiver of the communicator is to prevent you from looking for your father." Sang Yunian reminded in a low voice: "Maoyan."

    Ding Dong quickly glanced at the cat's eye on the door, the white light through the cat's eye was a bit dim, as if someone was standing beside the cat's eye.

    "No!" Ding Dong grabbed Sang Yunian's shoulders, gritted his teeth firmly and said, "Assuming that company belongs to my father, my father would never do such a thing as killing someone to force someone to sell the house!"

    "It's just a suspicion. The police can't miss any possibility." The pungent spicy smell in the air became stronger, Sang Yunian frowned and said, "The smell of chili oil seems to be stronger."

    Ding Dong stared at the door, the pungent chili smell made him suddenly think of something: "Corpse cook!"

    Sang Yunian frowned, lowered his eyes and remained silent.

    After 15 minutes, the door opened, and Officer Cao said, "Come in."

    After entering the living room, the scene in the bathroom came into view:

    The abdomen of the deceased was dissected, and the ripped out intestines were piled up on the floor. The intestines on the ground and the empty abdomen were filled with bright red chili oil.

    Words written in blood on the wall - Spicy Fat Sausage

    There is a facial expression next to the words——(^0^)/

    "It's the corpse cook!" Ding Dong pointed to the face expression on the wall, "That expression was used by Snake."

    "Currently, it cannot be concluded that it is a corpse cook." Officer Cao said: "There have been cases of imitating corpse cooks before, and this may be the fifth imitation case."

    The policeman next to him said: "In the past, the corpse chefs would block the monitoring in a certain area before and after the time of the crime, but this time the entire community was cut off. Another point is that the corpses were handled manually this time."

    In the first eight cases related to the corpse cook, the corpses were all processed by the nearest home intelligent robot sprinkled with ingredients, which can be known from the seasonings and blood left on the intelligent robot.

    The young policewoman shook the shiny silver handcuffs at Ding Dong, and said with a half-smile: "After discussion, Ding Dong, one of the suspects, the reason is that he hates because of love or acts for his father."

    Ding Dong twitched the corner of his mouth: "I..."

    Police officer Cao looked indifferent: "We need to ask some questions, please cooperate."

    "Ah, good." Ding Dong replied.

    An hour later, the hotel.

    "Those policemen are talking nonsense. We have been talking for less than a month, and we haven't talked about our relationship yet. How can love be hated? But you are right, my dad's company really wants to buy her house, so the forced sale of the houseWhat happened must have been done by his subordinates."

    Ding Dong sat on the edge of the bed for a while, then muttered in a low voice: "Give me more for the breakup fee this time, I think it's about 100,000 yuan, and next time you talk to someone, you must say in advance that my father is Ding Ji.Ding Ji, the big president of Fang Youqian."

    Sang Yunian took a deep look at him, and asked a question that had troubled him for a few minutes: "Why did you book a room with a big bed?"

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