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    The warm golden sunlight is very dazzling, Mr. Heitu squinted his eyes slightly, the light and fine sunlight fell on his slightly raised eyelashes, the light brown pupils with a layer of watery light shone with golden stars, and the whole personLazy, looking lazy and soft.

    That's right, after you're done rubbing the car, isn't the rest just pretending to be sleepy and stupid?Sang Yunian thought in his heart, fortunately he was poor, no matter how hard the dead black rabbit rubbed against him, he thought about it, and sent another message to Ding Dong.

    Niannian who loves to eat: The last sentence is not accurate, if you didn’t invite him to ride in your car, he will stand beside your car and wait for you to invite him.

    Ding Dong replied almost in seconds.

    Looking for Lao Gong every year on my back: You are so right!I'm taking Bai Yi off my idol list.

    After replying, start to operate on the screen for a while.

    Sang Yunian caught a glimpse of a screen full of Bai Yi's photos. Before he could take a closer look, the photos were deleted from the communicator by Ding Dong. In the end, even the "Director Bai" in the contact notes was changed back to the screen name "White Pigeon"".

    After he removed Bai Yi from the list of idols, Sang Yunian glanced at Mr. Hei Rabbit who was pretending to be sleeping in the front seat, and decided to give him some leeway to pretend to be stupid and not pay because of the pity that he was a poor ghost.

    In order to match Bai Yi's "deep sleep", Sang Yunian deliberately lowered his voice when speaking: "Are you looking for Lao Gong? I can't tell."

    "What are you thinking?" Because he said a lot of bad things, the guilty Ding Dong lowered his voice on purpose: "Brother is setting a line to catch a big fish, first pretend to be a small O to cheat a few A, and then break the A into a big fish when we talk.O, it is said that when two A’s meet, there must be an O, so I want to be that A.”

    Sang Yunian, who understood Ding Dong's strange brain circuit: "...Come on?"

    Back in City C, Sang Yunian lost his job.

    Probably because Ding Dong finally found out that selling pancakes was not a way to make money, so he took down the "Jiajia Pancake Shop" sign when he got home.After dismantling it, I thought that I had the rent of a building as pocket money, and it seemed that I was not short of money. After thinking about it, I decided to change the brand of "Jiajia Guanbing Shop" to "Dongdong Bookstore", and then bought bookshelves andA lot of books.

    So Sang Yunian, who had just lost his job for less than half an hour, became a librarian again, and then Bai Yi, who "passed by by chance", got the position of store manager.

    The night is vast, the bright lights in the city are scattered, the atmosphere seems to be filled with a layer of hazy fog, and the stars are faint.

    The hot water vapor is dense and elegant, and the water vapor is mixed with a strong mellow fragrance, which merges into the hazy mist under the vast night.

    "Zizizi..." A spoonful of bright red chili oil was poured on the skewers, thick smoke billowed from the ingredients, and the golden red oil jumped on the surface of the grill.Mushrooms, baby vegetables, cabbage, green vegetables, gluten, potato slices, ham sausage slices and other ingredients are evenly sprinkled with cumin powder and turned over one by one.

    The communicator on his wrist vibrated, and Sang Yunian put down his chopsticks and clicked on the message.

    Procrastinating to look for old Gong every year: just noticed that it's all vegetarian.

    Sang Yunian pursed his lips and suppressed a smile, and sneaked a glance at Bai Yi who was carrying vegetables to rub seasonings and electric oven on the opposite side.

    Procrastinate to look for Lao Gong every year: Bionic meat is only a few dollars more expensive than vegetables, is Bai Yi as good as that?As for?

    The corners of Sang Yunian's mouth curled up, apparently unable to hold back anymore, he wiped the cumin powder on his fingers with a wet towel and began to reply.

    A Niannian who loves to eat: Master Ding understands the difficulties of ordinary people.

    Procrastinating to look for old Gong every year: Ordinary people?Are you not poor people?When did it become normal?〔Laugh at〕+〔Contempt〕+〔Show off〕

    A Niannian who loves to eat: ………

    An Niannian who loves to eat: still carried it at noon, why has it turned into a drag now?

    Procrastinate to look for Lao Gong every year: You are heavy, I am afraid that you will not be able to carry it.

    "What are you talking about?" Bai Yi asked suddenly.

    "It's nothing." Sang Yunian didn't panic.

    "We are saying that the vegetables bought by the director are very fresh." Ding Dong blurted out with a mixed heart.

    After 5 minutes, only chili oil and ground cumin were left on the grill.

    "Are you all full?" Looking at the empty barbecue pit, Ding Dong felt as if he had only eaten a few bites, well, it was really a few bites, because someone bought too few vegetables.

    "It's okay." Someone who was hungry didn't want to admit that he didn't buy enough vegetables.

    Sang Yunian, who is honest and loves to eat: "I'm not full, I'll go get two buckets of instant noodles."

    Someone who doesn't want to go hungry: "Get me a bucket too."

    Sang Yunian looked at him.

    Bai Yi smiled and said politely: "Thank you."

    ...

    "Ding dong!" The soft and waxy child's voice carried a heavy mechanical texture, revealing the coldness of metal in the hot summer.

    "At 08:00 on August 11, 2219, the White Animal City mini-game was launched for the third time."

    "System R has all the interpretation rights of White Animal City. System R will serve the last supper to those who are eliminated."

    "Welcome all players to enter the White Animal City."

    "The third stop, the volcano of the raging monitor lizard."

    "Ding dong! Level 3-0, please reach the foot of the volcano within 15 minutes to start the main mission."

    Three rounds of red sun hang on the gray sky, the boundless crimson desert looks like dried blood particles, and there is a pungent burnt smell in the dry air.

    "Boom!" There was a loud noise in the distance, red magma burst out from the crater, and a huge dark gray mushroom cloud exploded in the sky.The splashed magma eroded the sand, and bursts of gray smoke came out, and clouds of smoke squirmed strangely in the desert.

    "Where's Lao Tzu's knife?" Ding Dong's left hand was empty, he had two knives before he came, and one was missing in a blink of an eye.

    Bai Yi's knife is also missing: "The system is blocked, it doesn't want us to pass the level easily."

    "What about him?" Ding Dong pointed dissatisfiedly at Sang Yunian who was holding two knives, and then touched the pants that the system changed for him, "Sang Yunian not only has two knives, but I bet he has two more trouser pockets than us."

    Sang Yunian smiled: "Maybe it's because I'm more handsome?"

    The wriggling gray-white smoke gradually gathered to form a group of gray lizards. The densely packed lizards twisted their bodies, and their brown pupils aimed at the outsiders in unison.

    "Run." Bai Yi ran towards the volcano, and Sang Yunian and Ding Dong followed quickly.

    The crowd is quickly gathering towards the volcano, leading the lizards who are chasing after them. The lizards stop chasing after getting close to the volcano and turn around to attack the players behind. The later people are caught off guard by the lizards.Broken flesh and bones splashed all over the floor.

    Thirteen minutes later, a dense group of lizards surrounded the volcano, completely blocking the way to the foot of the volcano.

    About a thousand people gathered at the foot of the volcano. A round smiling face was printed on the same style of gray clothing. The smiling face was divided into six colors: red, black, blue, white, yellow, and green.

    "Ding dong! The game field in District 9 has 2004 players loaded and 1667 remaining players."

    "Level 3-1 game starts, please form a team within 5 minutes, 6 birds form a team, a total of 277 teams, in order to facilitate system identification, please form a team of birds hand in handRound circles. Reminder: Birds that fail to form a team will become food for raging monitor lizards."

    A huge blood-red lizard came out of the desert. The lizard hugged a large pot of cockroaches, lay lazily on the soft sand, shook its head while eating the cockroaches, and said, "The Daoist made a calculation, and there are 1667 lizards.Little birds, a team of 6 birds, there are 5 birds that will become the food of the Daoist leader, who are the 5 poor little birds? Tsk tsk tsk... Birds, let's kill each other to form a team! JieJie Jie Jie..."

    "It's Li Yingying, Matilda and Renault. We got 6 people together in less than a minute. It's really fast." Ding Dong, who found his teammates, suddenly realized something after a moment of joy, and glanced very carefully.monitor lizard.

    The giant lizard "Jie Jie"'s laughter was stuck in his throat, and the cockroach in his mouth was no longer fragrant, and he glared at Ding Dong viciously.

    Ding Dong shuddered, dragging Sang Yunian and Bai Yi to run away.

    After running far away, Ding Dong looked back and saw the giant lizard lying on the beach eating cockroaches leisurely, he was immediately relieved.

    Li Yingying's expression was calm, she lacked the cowardice in the last game.After the second game, Grandpa Li fell asleep and never woke up again. After being sent to the hospital, she found out that Grandpa was terminally ill. Even without the corpse kitchen system, he would not survive a month.

    Sang Yunian lowered his eyes and looked at the time. The wallpaper under the time was changed by the system. There was a cute little tiger cub with light golden hair, holding a chicken leg in his arms, and two words were written in the dialog box above his head——Woohoo.

    He suddenly recalled what Little Bu said to him last night:

    "Yu Nian, Little Bu knows that the medicine is not good, but you must be obedient and take the medicine on time. Don't be discovered by the bad guys in the Federation. They will not let any alien species go."

    "Of course, Yu Nian is not a different species in Little Bu's heart, he is the most domineering and mighty little tiger in the world, the most handsome and charming boy, ouch~"

    Bai Yi glanced at Sang Yunian, who was staring at the communicator in a trance, and clearly saw the signal bar on the screen of his communication bracelet, full bar?

    Looking at his communicator, the upper left corner of the screen displayed "No Signal", Bai Yi frowned suspiciously, and turned his gaze again.

    The two lines of sight meet in mid-air.

    Suddenly meeting his gaze, Bai Yi's pupils froze slightly.

    Those dark apricot eyes were slightly raised, as if they were always showing a faint smile. It was like this when we first met. This fish who slipped through the compulsory education clearly couldn't answer any questions, but his flustered expression was always there.I can see a kind of warmth, which is a bit dazzling under the scorching sun of midsummer.

    So he decisively caught this dazzling fish that slipped through the net.

    A hand blocked the sight of the two, and Ding Dong stretched out his hand and asked, "What are you two looking at? Stop fighting."

    "The six of us are exactly one team." Matilda held the hands of Li Yingying and Renault.

    Ding Dong felt his arm was hit by something. He looked down and saw that it was a cockroach. He seemed to be able to feel the vicious sight of the monitor lizard across the vast crowd. He jumped up in fright:"Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! That lizard is after me, after me! Hand in hand, give me your hands! Team up."

    After six people joined hands and formed a circle, Ding Dong was still trembling uncomfortably.

    "What's wrong?" Renault asked.

    "When the giant lizard told us to fight each other in order to form a team, this Hanhan said that he had gathered 6 people in less than a minute and hit the NPC face to face." Sang Yunian squeezed the other hand in his hand while speaking..

    It's so soft, Mr. Black Rabbit's hands are as soft as his waist.

    "What kind of game do you think this is?" Bai Yi looked at him calmly, as if he didn't realize that his hands were being kneaded.

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