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    "Ding dong! Level 3-2 game is over."

    The countdown stopped at 00:53, and the players who were still on the rock looked at the countdown in horror, not understanding why the game ended suddenly.

    The soft and waxy system sound reveals joy:

    "Congratulations! Xiao Xiao, a game player in the ninth district, has guessed a little secret about the white animal city. The system has sent the reward to Ms. Xiao's mailbox. Please check it carefully."

    "Congratulations to all players for clearing the third stop of White Animal City. At this point, the trial version of the White Animal City mini-game is over. On August 16, the official version of the White Animal City mini-game will be launched in the kitchen corpse system, so stay tuned."

    "Game data archive..."

    "Archived."

    "exit the game."

    "What secret? Do you know?" Ding Dong slumped on the sofa, his voice was weak and obviously false.

    Bai Yi said: "The corpse kitchen system was developed by those scientists who opposed the launch of nuclear weapons in 2160, with the purpose of retaliating against mankind."

    Ding Dong punched the sofa: "Fuck! What about the Federation? Get those lunatics out."

    "According to Xiao Xiao's inference, those people may have died." Bai Yi said: "If they died, then the current kitchen corpse system is controlled by the original program and the animal consciousness connected to the system."

    Sang Yunian smiled and praised: "You are so smart and amazing."

    Bai Yi fixed his gaze on him with a smile that was not a smile, and said after a while: "That is."

    "Reynolds, I have something to discuss with you." Ding Tong waved to Renault, and after Renault approached, he carefully looked at Matilda who was standing in the distance, and said in a low voice, "What time do you guys have at night?Can't you be a little quieter?"

    Renault was stunned for a while, his face a little unnatural: "Sorry."

    "Hey, we're fine, but we're afraid of teaching Yingying badly." Ding Dong patted him on the shoulder and said with a big smile, "Come and teach me when you have time."

    "Get lost!" Renault turned around and pulled Matilda away.

    Li Yingying, who was a little closer, came over: "Brother Ding Dong, I think I heard you calling my name."

    Ding Dong said nonsense solemnly: "We are boasting that you are brave and not afraid of that lizard."

    Li Yingying shook her head and said sincerely: "Actually, I was terribly scared at the time."

    "Heh~" Sang Yunian folded his arms around his chest, looking at Ding Dong leisurely, "Wan Nian is an old pervert."

    "Help me keep an eye on him." Bai Yi said coldly: "Discussing pornographic content with college students near the school is indirectly equivalent to spreading pornographic information to colleges and universities, which can be copied."

    Ding Dong looked at Bai Yi's leaving back in confusion: "Reliable?"

    Sang Yunian felt sorry for the fool for a few seconds: "The handcuffs."

    Ding Dong disdained: "I'm afraid of his ass!"

    However, the next second: "I'd better go get something."

    Before he could say "courage is commendable", Sang Yunian saw Ding Dong jump up from the sofa and run out to buy gifts and bribes.

    Clicking on Little Bu's chat window, Sang Yunian thought about it and sent four words: I'm jealous.

    A Little Bu who loves to eat: ???

    A niannian who loves to eat: I want to reward too.

    A Little Bu who loves to eat: ???

    Niannian who loves to eat: You gave others a reward, but not me.

    A Little Bu who likes to eat: Send it to you.

    Exiting the chat interface, Sang Yunian noticed a small red dot on the upper right corner of the icon of the colored software installed for him by Little Bu. He clicked on the software and saw rewards from Little Bu on the top of the eclectic dynamic screens.He couldn't help but twitched the corner of his mouth, and opened the folder without changing his face.

    The first file contains photos, 500 photos, a large part of which were taken when he was in college. At that time, he went to work as a volunteer in the newly built zoo, so he took a lot of photos, including some landscape photos. He remembers theseA small part of the landscape photos were taken by his cousin.

    The second document, the International Environmental Law and finally the International Animal Law, was slightly different from what he remembered and not from the laws of his day.

    It's more of a reminder than a reward.

    But the reality is indeed as Bai Yi said, under the powerful zymogen virus, the Federation can only protect itself.

    If the purpose of the kitchen corpse system is really to destroy human beings, there is no need to forcibly connect consciousness to White Animal City to participate in various escape games. With the ability of the system, the goal can be achieved in a faster way, such as the simplest control robotkill.

    It is very contradictory. Judging from the content of the file, the system seems to want peace, but it is destroying at the same time.

    Sure enough, he still didn't have enough brains, Sang Yunian finally came to a conclusion.

    After taking the medicine, Sang Yunian fell into a drowsy sleep until dark. When he turned on the light, he saw a huge light blue gift box on the ground. He opened the gift box suspiciously. Inside the box was a...refrigerator?

    He suddenly remembered that Ding Dong was going to give Bai Yi something to make amends. According to Ding Dong's personality, he guessed that it was probably a safe, and it was full of banknotes.

    Opening the box, he saw an ice-blue fish with a large curled translucent tail, like a piece of thin and clear blue crystal. The huge tail almost occupied half of the glass tank.

    The moment the box door was opened, a dark blue worm fell from the top of the incubator into the fish tank. The worm rolled in the water and spit out blue liquid from its mouth.

    "Oh, oh, oh..."

    Amidst the treacherous voice, two chubby hands stretched out from the incubator, and ten fingers crawled out of the water, pulling the glass jar.

    "At noon, I just made a little joke with Renault. We are all pure and harmless good citizens of the Federation. You take this thing. Don't be polite to me. I will ask Sang Yunian to make something to eat. The dumplings he made are delicious."

    "Bribery?" Bai Yi looked at the box full of banknotes, quickly took a few photos, and said coldly: "Spread pornography, bribe government officials with cash, it's solid."

    Ding Dong's bribery is well-founded: "How can this be called bribery? It is my duty as a landlord to help tenants with financial difficulties. You are welcome."

    "Sang Yunian, stop bullshitting, you can bullshit for 12 hours in 24 hours a day, get up and make dumplings for Director A who exploded."

    The scales of the icy blue fish's tail have not completely faded, and the almost transparent tail reflects the cold white light.Sang Yunian quickly locked the door, fished the man out of the glass tank and threw him into the closet, took a pair of socks and stuffed him into his mouth, gagged his mouth and released a silver thread to bind his hands.

    "Kacha Kacha" the locked door was opened from the outside, and the key was twirling around on Ding Dong's finger: "Brother, there is a spare key here, let me see what shameful things Niannian is doing."

    Sang Yunian closed the cabinet door calmly, and asked with a smile, "What kind of dumplings do you eat?"

    "Celery." Ding Dong stared puzzledly at the incubator and the glass tank filled with water in the center of the room, "Don't change the subject, what's hidden in the closet?"

    Sang Yunian turned his gaze to the door: "What kind of stuffing does Chief Bai eat?"

    Bai Yi's downcast eyes fell on the water stains on the ground: "I don't pick..."

    "Uh...uh!" A dull voice sounded from the closet.

    "It's good not to be picky about food, haha." Sang Yunian raised his voice a little, and pushed Ding Dong out.

    Ding Dong looked back at the closet: "You don't hide someone in the closet, do you?"

    No, mermaids should be considered half-human.

    Sang Yunian gritted his teeth, looking as if he could not wait for death, "We were just now...he was shy."

    "Fuck! Fuck!!" Ding Dong stared at him in shock, "I understand, I understand, you guys continue, sorry to interrupt, continue, I understand, I understand!"

    "Bang!" The moment the cabinet door was knocked open from the inside, Sang Yunian quickly closed the cabinet door and explained with a dry smile, "You disturbed him, he just wanted to come out and beat you."

    "I'm going, I'm going now." Ding Dong walked out of the room quickly.

    Bai Yi stopped Ding Dong at the door, looked at the trembling cabinet door and the incubator big enough to hold a person, and looked at Sang Yunian coldly: "Illegal kidnapping."

    Sang Yunian couldn't maintain the smirk on his face: "The director is wise, he is spreading pornography and illegal kidnapping, I think you can change your career, the director of the Public Security Bureau is more suitable for you."

    "That's right!" Ding Dong protested dissatisfied: "It's fine if you don't take good care of the students, and you don't care about us social people if you have nothing to do. I am so pure, do I seem to be a person who spreads pornography? My Yu Nian is so kind, likewill kidnap..."

    "Help! Help! Murder! Kidnapping!" The young man in the closet finally spat out the socks that had been stuffed into his mouth, and shouted out of the closet.

    Sang Yunian was stunned by the yelling, he firmly pressed against the cabinet door, and said very calmly: "We are playing role-playing."

    "Heh~" Bai Yi sneered, raised his eyebrows and said, "I'm stupid?"

    "Perhaps?" Sang Yunian said.

    The next moment, Bai Yi and Ding Dong pulled Sang Yunian away in a tacit understanding.The cabinet door opened, a faint silver light flashed by, and a naked young man jumped out of the cabinet, with water droplets still remaining on his body.

    People pop out with legs, not fish tails.Sang Yunian breathed a sigh of relief, and was stunned after seeing the young man's face clearly.

    "Fuck! Where's the clothes? Where's my clothes? Which pervert did it? I can't kill him!" The young man grabbed Ding Dong who was nearby, lifted his collar and punched him.

    "Damn it, you dare to slap me in the face!" Ding Dong was caught off guard by the beating, and he pushed him into the closet and started beating him.

    "What's wrong with just hitting you in the face? You scumbag dare to hit me with a car, I will strangle you to death!"

    "You fucking let me go! Cough..." Ding Dong blushed from being pinched.

    The young man let go of his neck, turned over and rode on him, and looked down at him: "Say, how much did the other party give you to kill me?"

    "Ah? Suicide paranoia, get down!" Ding Dong struggled to get up, but he was pressed firmly in the closet.

    "Hmph!" The naked young man lifted Ding Dong's collar and sneered, "You scumbag, how dare you say you don't know Lan Fugui, how dare you..."

    "You pervert, scumbag, let me go!" Ding Dong struggled with his legs flapping.

    "Blue." Sang Yunian called out.

    "You said you didn't come to kill... what the hell!" Blue turned his head and stared at Sang Yunian in a daze, and asked in a daze, "Are you a human or a ghost?"

    Sang Yunian smiled and said: "No, you are dreaming."

    "Hey, let me just say, how can I be hit by a car so well, it turned out to be a dream." Blue let go of Ding Dong, held Sang Yunian's hand affectionately, and said with tears:

    "Brother, Brother Nian! Yesterday I dreamed that you came to take revenge on me with a gas tank in your white clothes. I just asked you to make a birthday dinner for my ex-girlfriend. Why did you get killed by the gas?Brother, I broke up with her right after you died. You didn’t even know that my parents hung me up and gave me eighteen beatings because of you. My body hurts, and my heart hurts even more. Brother, you died wellMiserable! You were blown up to the point where you didn't even have a whole body, Brother Nian, you died so miserable~ You died... ouch!"

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