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    Back in the room, Blue was typing furiously on the screen.

    "Who are you chatting with?" Sang Yunian asked.

    "Ding Dong, you're swearing at each other, block the door, I'm afraid he will suddenly rush in and beat me up." Blue focused on swearing, without even looking at him.

    "You two want to fight, go to the living room and fight with me." Sang Yunian lay on the bed and stared at his fingers, thinking for a while, he opened the message interface with Little Bu, and entered in the dialog box: I want to masturbate...

    Before finished typing a complete sentence, the news from over there was sent quickly: Are there not enough resources in the software?

    Ok?What software resources?After being confused for a while, he realized what Little Bu was referring to, and quickly added the last two words: pigeon.

    Little Bu loves to eat: ???

    Niannian loves to eat: I like that pigeon very much today, and I also want to pet cats, dogs, tigers, and rabbits.

    "Brother, who are you chatting with?" Blue glanced this way, and then continued typing frantically to scold Ding Dong.

    Sang Yu Nian didn't reply to him, and looked at the message from Xiao Bu: Wait a minute, Xiao Bu and Sherlyn are building Yu Nian's exclusive home.

    Love to eat every year: Sherlyn?

    Little Bu loves to eat: Miss R.

    Love to eat every year: Are you not the same program?

    Little Bu loves to eat: Yes, but Little Bu is Little Bu, and Sherlyn is Sherlyn.

    "Brother?" Blue turned his head and whispered, "Why did you fall asleep? I wanted to ask you if you're going to the water park tomorrow."

    Lying on the soft green grass, the sunlight above his head was a bit dazzling. Sang Yunian narrowed his eyes and raised his hands to block the sunlight. Before he could sit up on the lawn, he was crushed by various animals that rushed up, and the golden-haired tiger lay on his back.Belly, yawning lazily as a husky cub licks his face.

    There are a few clouds floating in the sky, the clouds are light and hazy like a few ribbons that are gradually overflowing, the sky is very blue, the kind of blue that is rarely seen in the real world, there are many birds flying in the sky, under the dazzling sunlight, he could only vaguely see wild geese and egrets.

    A white dove landed on Sang Yunian's shoulder, holding a bouquet of dew-stained white roses in its mouth. The petals touched his neck, and the coolness of the dew and the softness of the petals radiated.

    He rubbed the ear of a white puppet cat, and prayed in a very soft and shallow voice: "Let humans go."

    The puppet cat licked his fingers lightly, the barbs on the surface of the tongue tickled his fingers.

    "You didn't hurt the scientists in Zone 0 and the elites from all walks of life in Zone 1. You probably wanted to give..."

    "Do you want catnip? Most cats can't resist catnip, even the little tiger Yu Nian."

    "Little Bu, listen to me..."

    "What kind of tigress does Yu Nian like?" The system interrupted him again, "Let me introduce it to you~"

    "No, I..."

    "I'll give you a box of catnip. I'll arrive at ten o'clock tomorrow morning. Remember to sign for it."

    Sang Yunian didn't speak anymore, he took off a rose petal and put it on the white pigeon's head, the husky cub next to him snatched the white rose in dissatisfaction, pressed the flower on the ground with his claws stubbornly, and stepped on the petals one by one,The petals of the lawn were quickly eaten by two rabbits, and the husky started chasing the rabbits again.

    Viruses, contradictions, pollution, panic, death... He never imagined that human beings would be shrouded by these things in the future. He wanted to do something because he was unwilling to do so, but he couldn't change anything at all, and he couldn't even find a certain entry point.There is no way to start, and everything seems so powerless in the face of the cold and cruel reality.

    ...

    [Mr. Sang, please sign for your courier.〕The express delivery robot stood at the door of the bookstore for two minutes, waiting for ten o'clock to deliver the express delivery.

    After signing for receipt, an expression of (°3°) appeared on the screen of the little robot, and at the same time made a gesture with the mechanical arm: [Dear, five-star praise~]

    "What did you buy?" Bai Yi looked at the paper box on the table.

    "You don't need to know." Sang Yunian carried the express box upstairs, returned to the room and opened the lid, the light smell of dried grass made him involuntarily inhale several times, and then suddenly remembered that catnip not only makes catsThe animals are in a happy mood and can also cause hallucinations, causing behaviors such as coquettish rolling and other behaviors, so they quickly put the small box into the cabinet and locked it.

    At the front desk of the bookstore, Sang Yunian stared straight at Bai Yi's hand on the table: "Touch."

    "Momo? Are you hungry?" I don't know if it was an illusion, but Bai Yi always felt that the smile on the corner of Sang Yunian's mouth after going upstairs seemed to be particularly bright, as if he was a little silly.

    Sang Yunian looked at him with a smile on his moist apricot eyes, gently grasped his two fingers, and said softly at the end of the rising voice: "I want to touch my head."

    Because he couldn't believe his ears, Bai Yi thought for a long time before saying, "Wowotou?"

    "Yi Yi, touch your head." Sang Yunian took his hand and put it on his head, smiling silly, showing two pointed canine teeth.

    "What are you fussing about?" Bai Yi withdrew his hand, but he pulled it back and pressed it back on his head.

    "Touch your ears." Sang Yunian's soft voice seemed to be coquettish, and he moved the bench to stick to him.

    Bai Yi pushed him away with disgust: "Is this the head or the ears? Have you drunk too much, Sang Yunian? What kind of wine can make you so drunk?"

    "Catnip." Sang Yunian put his arms around his waist, the two legs under the bench tightly hooked his legs, and the whole body hung on him, "Yi Yi, I want to roll, you roll with me~"

    "I think you still want to fly! Let go!" Bai Yi pushed him hard.

    Sang Yunian immediately stuck tighter: "I don't, I want to touch my head and roll over."

    He pushed Bai Yi down, hugged him and started rolling on the floor.

    Unable to resist, Bai Yi gradually resigned to his fate and was dragged and rolled on the ground by him.

    A minute later, the rolling movement stopped suddenly, just when Bai Yi thought he was about to start a new small tricks, Sang Yunian suddenly jumped up from the ground: "Blue forgot to bring his textbook in class, I'll go give it to him now."

    "Brother, I'm back. The teacher for the last two classes is still in the system. I don't have classes in the afternoon so I can go to the water park in District 5." Blue looked at Bai Yi who was lying on the ground strangely, "What are you doing?"

    "Let's go, let's go upstairs and pack up together." Sang Yunian pulled him away from the scene at the speed of light.

    Bai Yi raised his head to look at the monitor, and raised the corners of his mouth coldly.

    On the private shuttle, Ding Dong looked dissatisfiedly at Bai Yi who walked in: "Why did you come up? Be careful that the big pendulum will frighten the high-cold, sullen man to collapse."

    "I don't play those games, I just want to ask someone for an explanation." Bai Yi sat next to someone, raised his eyebrows and looked at him, "Keep making up, I'm curious what kind of catnip can make you drunk? YouIs it a cat?"

    Sang Yunian pretended to be very calm, and calmly turned his head to look out of the window. Suddenly he felt the weight on his head, and he turned his head to meet Bai Yi's gaze.

    Bai Yi rubbed his hair, without hiding the teasing and ridicule in his eyes: "Touch the head, oh no, touch the ears, if you roll around, there is not enough space here, you can climb on the top of the shuttle and roll, remember to hold on tight so you don't get caught."The wind blows away."

    Sang Yunian knew that he couldn't retaliate when he was wronged, so he took off his hand that was pressing on his head, turned his head and continued to look at the scenery outside the window.

    "Brother, what are you two doing?" Blue looked back at him and Bai Yi, "Why are you rolling around while touching your head and ears? Did you roll on the ground just now?"

    "Rolling?" Ding Dong's expression was indescribable, "You still have this habit."

    Bai Yi stared coldly at someone beside him: "Did you hear that?"

    Sang Yunian didn't dare to look at him directly: "It's the first time to take a private shuttle, it feels good, doesn't it?"

    Bai Yi snorted coldly, and took the drink in front of Sang Yunian's seat as a matter of course.

    City E, District 5, Water Park.The amusement equipment is only one-third open, all of which are more exciting items, there are not many tourists, and most of the purpose of playing is to vent.

    Blue is the first to play with the water pendulum, which hits a violent splash every time it swings to the bottom.A small part of the track of the next roller coaster was soaked in water, and the devices on both sides of the track were still spitting water, and the whole body was soaked after two rounds.

    The clean Bai Yi looked at them with a slightly mocking look in his eyes.

    Ding Dong walked up to him and rubbed his hair vigorously, throwing all the water onto his face.

    Bai Yi stepped back to keep a distance of two meters from him, and at the same time took out a tissue to wipe his face in disgust.

    After playing the two most exciting games, Sang Yunian didn't have much interest in continuing to play, but since the incident of catnip thrown on the floor tiles happened, he felt that every second of staying with Bai Yi was like suffering, soI can only continue to play crazy with those two people.

    Following the energetic two to play through the nine open items, Sang Yunian seemed to be fished out of the water, he was a little surprised when he saw the towel handed over by Bai Yi: "I bought it with my own money?"

    "It was delivered by the ice cream waiter." Bai Yi said.

    "Where's the ice cream?" Sang Yunian wiped the water off his face with a towel.

    Bai Yi pointed to the trash can not far away: "The paper wrapping the cone."

    "Stingy, we're going to buy ice cream too, don't worry you won't have any." Ding Dong took the towel and wiped his face casually a few times before handing the towel to Blue.

    The little elder sister who sells ice cream has a cute round face and a pleasant voice. Ding Dong immediately had the urge to fall in love. When he was looking for contact information, he suddenly realized that he was talking about a boyfriend, not a girlfriend.

    "Do you get a towel when you buy ice cream?" Sang Yunian asked.

    "Send towels?" The ice cream little elder sister wondered, "No, why send towels?"

    Sang Yunian glanced at the vanilla-flavored ice cream in his hand, and said, "Take another vanilla-flavored ice cream and put some more ice."

    "Okay." The little elder sister turned around and started making ice cream, and put three pieces of ice on the ice cream when it was done.

    Ding Dong felt a little unbelievable: "Bai Yi is willing to spend money to buy us towels."

    Blue said: "Conscience has discovered."

    From afar, Bai Yi saw the two ice creams in Sang Yunian's hands, raised his thin lips slightly, and said with one by one:

    Thanks.

    Sang Yunian understood his lips, so he replied "No thanks".

    The ice cream melted a little, Bai Yi took the ice cream, didn't care about the melted part first, but ate three ice cubes first, chewed the ice cubes with a "crack" sound, and then started to lick the ice cream liquid that fell into the cone.

    I hope Mr. White Rabbit can forget about the catnip incident for the sake of ice cream, Sang Yunian thought so.The communication bracelet vibrated slightly. It was two pieces of news from the Federation. When he saw the words "Kitchen Corpse System" in bold, he clicked on the first one first.

    The way the corpse kitchen system handles corpses is still extremely cruel this time. The robot cuts various parts of the body and puts them together into a maze. The areas without robots will follow the electric shock method last time. As long as there is electricity, the corpse kitchen system will be able toEasy to kill.

    The author has something to say:

    Niannian: Yi Yi, I want to roll, you roll with me~

    Yi Yi: I think you still want to fly!〔dislike〕

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