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    Seeing such a calm player No. 25, the hair all over the ape's body exploded in an instant, and it retreated crazily until it fell off the iron shed.

    The players below were working hard, and when they saw the ape NPC with a broken arm and fell from above, 10,000 "fuck"s drifted through their hearts at the same time.

    "Miss R, can I have some water?" Sang Yunian's face was covered with sticky blood, which became more and more mushy with rubbing.

    The voice fell, and the pungent bloody smell disappeared.

    The director of the ape factory has returned to human form, and the broken arm is still bleeding. He picked up the loudspeaker and yelled loudly: "Bug, Ms. R, there is a bug in the game field in District 27966! My arm is broken, it's broken..."

    The factory manager suddenly widened his eyes and stared in horror at the clean No. 25 worker who jumped down from the roof: "Where's the blood?"

    "It's District 27964." Sang Yunian noticed more than twenty strange gazes on him, so he grabbed the NPC's loudspeaker and said, "There should be a bug in the system just now, and then his arm broke."

    Sang Yunian dropped the horn and took a new shovel to continue throwing coal.

    The factory manager was afraid of another bug, so he could only sit obediently by the coal pile.

    Blue kept moving closer to Sang Yunian: "Brother, what did you do? You're so awesome, why don't you just kill him?"

    "There will be a new NPC instead." Sang Yunian said.

    "Admit that you did it, right? Young Master Lan, you are so witty. You managed to get the words out of Brother Nian. How can you be so witty?" Blue nodded, admiring himself while admiring Brother Nian.IQ.

    Sang Yunian found it funny that he was so stupid.

    At 9:59, four portals appeared in the factory, on which were written "Chamber of Commerce", "Adventure Association", "Gear Castle" and "Farm". According to the distribution of the factory manager, 25 players entered the corresponding portals.

    Before leaving, Sang Yunian took off the NPC's clothes and put them on. The black and white striped uniform was very large, like a prison uniform.

    At exactly 10 o'clock, the naked factory manager sat on the ground curled up and looked at the new batch of 25 workers, and began to repeat the script: "Work, what are you doing here in a daze! Be careful, I use the whip...fist……"

    The factory manager remembered that his whip was no longer there, and his fist was missing. These threatening words suddenly became less threatening. After thinking about it, he changed his words: "Be careful that the system bug kills you!"

    "This NPC is messed up really badly, and his clothes have been ripped off." Ding Dong was wearing a tablecloth from the castle. The pink and white checkered tablecloth was paired with brightly colored little yellow duck underwear.

    Bai Yi glanced at the NPC's arm that was cut flat.

    "Especially that No. 17 who stole Her Majesty's tablecloth! Come to work for me!" The factory manager's only remaining hand pointed in the air.

    Ding Dong looked up at the serial number above his head, and after confirming that the NPC was referring to him, he picked up the shovel and started hoeing coal.

    The farm is very quiet, without disturbing mechanical noises. The field is surrounded by black thorns. The land is divided into five parts, and apples, potatoes, wheat, tomatoes and rice are planted respectively.Cute Scarecrow.

    "Oh! It's work! It's work!" The petite and cute NPC landlord was wearing a standard black and white uniform. There were two white chicken feathers on her head, her hands were buried in her long sleeves, and she was holding a big girl in her arms.egg.

    The little girl landlord blinked her big golden eyes, tilted her head and said softly: "You can eat whatever you want, remember to eat less apples, because Her Majesty likes to eat apples, you must be serious about catching insects., There are 30 worms here, and I will come to check eleven and five minutes later, you must catch ten worms, if you fail to complete the task, I will eat you as worms!"

    The landlord NPC ran to the front of No. 5 farmer with short legs, raised his head and said with a smile: "You smell like that ape on your body, and you actually robbed his clothes. It's amazing. Let me draw a circle."Bless you."

    The landlord stood on tiptoe and found that he could only reach the chest of No. 5 peasant at most, so he lowered his face and said, "Squat down, let me tell you a secret."

    Sang Yunian squatted down.

    The landlord leaned close to his ear and said in a low voice: "After three hours, the farmers who didn't catch the worms will be eliminated. I'm only willing to tell you for the sake of teaching that ape I hate.Hurry up and catch more worms, don't tell others to let others rob you of your worms."

    "Got it?" The landlord showed a sincere and pure smile.

    "Got it." Sang Yunian said sincerely.

    The landlord raised his red lips in satisfaction, and left the farm with the big egg in his arms.

    "Brother, what did she say to you?" Blue asked.

    "She said..." Sang Yunian raised his voice, "After three hours, the players who didn't catch the bug will be eliminated."

    Farmer No. 11 narrowed his eyes coldly and asked, "Nothing else? I think she said more than that."

    "It's really more than that." Sang Yunian said, "Do you want me to tell you the whole story?"

    Farmer No. 11 stared at him indifferently, expressing his acquiescence.

    "After three hours, the farmers who didn't catch the bugs will be eliminated. I'm only willing to tell you for the sake of teaching that ape I hate. Hurry up and catch more bugs. Don't tell me.Others let others steal your worms."

    After the narration, Sang Yunian added: "That's all, some sentences may have to be followed by an 'oh'."

    "You'd better tell the whole story." Farmer No. 11 snapped off an apple tree branch and walked straight up to him with the branch.

    "Damn, who is it?" Blue was about to rush up, when he suddenly realized that judging from his size, he seemed to be no match for the strong man in front of him, so he took a step back and prepared to fight with Sang Yunian.

    Thinking of the fight, the scene of the fight with Ding Dong last night came to Blue's mind again, he seemed to bite Ding Dong a few times, where did he bite?

    Sang Yunian tugged on the right cuff, the blood on the cuff turned black: "This dress has long sleeves."

    Blue froze, not understanding why he suddenly started talking about clothes.

    Farmer No. 11 stared at him for a while, then turned around with a cold snort.

    Blue didn't react until he noticed Sang Yunian's sleeves were long on one side and short on the other.

    The last NPC was not only robbed of his clothes by my brother Nian, but also had an arm chopped off. Look how amazing my brother Nian is!Can you fool with a big bald head do better than my brother?

    "Brother, I adore you more and more, the kind of blind adoration." Blue hugged his arm and kept touching it.

    Sang Yunian lowered his eyes, his eyes fell on his hands, and then he looked at his own hands.

    Tsk, it's not as good-looking as the hands of the dead black rabbit. Mr. Heitu's hands are not only beautiful but also soft, and the "click" sound when he snaps his knuckles is also clear and pleasant.

    Describe it in two words - want to touch.

    To describe it in another word - easy to touch.

    Change to a four-character word - want to touch it so much.

    Sang Yunian suddenly came back to his senses, fuck, what messed things were he thinking just now?

    "Hey, huh..." There were faint voices under the moist soil, and the soil where potatoes were planted bulged up a few small bags.

    "Bo~boo~boo~" Three round red worms emerged from the soil, holding a piece of potato in their mouths, lying on the ground and chewing food leisurely.

    As soon as the player took a step, three worms that looked like balls immediately rolled to the other side of the land. Not only did they look like balls, they rolled faster than balls, and a game of chasing balls began.

    Five minutes later, ten chubby bugs rolled out ten double images on the ground. The trousers and hands of the 25 players were covered with mud, and they didn't catch a single bug.The fat bug gnawed on the food leisurely while rolling, and spit at some players from time to time.

    "Fuck, one by one is rolling faster than a rocket, grab a fart!" Blue picked a tomato, wiped it twice with his hand, and found that all the mud on the palm of his hand was wiped off, so he threw away the tomato in his hand and picked the second tomato.He started to gnaw directly, "24 hours, tsk, bro, do you think our bladders will explode?"

    "Ah?" Sang Yunian was stunned for a moment, his expression became a little indescribable, "It makes sense."

    "Don't worry about whether it's fried or not." Farmer No. 14 rushed towards a fat green bug like flying, "We'll see if we get out alive."

    "Go!" Blue stuffed the remaining half of the tomato into his mouth, picked off the tomato and smashed it at the bugs frantically, even picking a few tomatoes beside him without hitting a single bug.

    Sang Yunian climbed up the apple tree and watched the gnawing worms rolling around. He frowned, and his eyes swept over the 24 players. No one caught the worms, so why are there only nine worms left?Wait, what about Farmer 20?

    The leaves of the apple tree on the left moved. Sang Yunian turned his head and saw a chubby finger protruding from the leaves.

    Farmer No. 20, the owner of Littlefinger, pulled apart the leaves to reveal half of his chubby face, and whispered, "Brother, did you climb up because you were afraid of bugs? Don't be afraid, this bug voluntarily landed on my shoulder.", it is very obedient and will not bite."

    "Hide it well." Sang Yunian said, "Come down when the NPC collects bugs."

    The little girl blinked and retracted her face into the leaves.

    Sang Yunian jumped off the tree and turned on the loudspeaker function of the communicator: "These bugs eat potatoes first, then wheat, rice, and tomatoes. Each food takes about 30 to 40 seconds to eat. The movement is very fast, but the range of motion is limited to it.The land where we eat, we might be able to get together."

    Farmer No. 3 turned up the loudspeaker function to the maximum: "Tomato bar, persimmon bar, they are all bald, bald, small in size, small in size, I'll go, go, why is there an echo, there is an echo..."

    "That's my new classmate, he's even more stupid than me." Blue stuffed another tomato into his mouth, "These bugs don't dare to touch apples, I bet a pack of spicy sticks, whoever eats apples will be regarded as a queen by the queen."Peel the apple."

    "Damn!" A yellow sphere flashed under his feet, and Blue raised his leg to the ground and stomped hard. He stared at the squashed bug and asked, "Is there any rule for that NPC to live?"

    "No." Sang Yunian looked at him suspiciously for a while, recalled the fat girl hiding in the apple tree, and suddenly realized: "Got it, bugs like fat ones."

    "What's fat? You mean it came here by itself because I'm fat? Shit! I call it strong!" Blue pinched the crushed bug with a look of disgust.

    The players gathered in the tomato area and stood apart evenly in a tacit understanding. Three batches of bugs entered the tomato area one by one. After a few times, all the bugs were caught, and the caught bugs lay quietly on the player's shoulders.

    Farmer No. 11's bug was pierced by him with a branch and turned into a dead bug. He grabbed the live bug on the woman's shoulder in front of him and said coldly, "You wait for the next round."

    "You..." The woman suppressed the following words under the gaze of the man's cold eyes.

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