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    Thinking back carefully, Sang Yunian realizes that with his current status, he has never seen Bai Yi smoking. Bai Yi has always had a clean and clear smell, and it is the same at home. There is no trace of cigarette smell, let alone cigarettes and lighters.Think of him smoking.

    And as another accomplice who is considered to be a half-cooked corpse, in the Leiden apartment in the early morning of August 1, after killing the infected mother and child, he stared at Bai Yi next to the street lamp and smoked two cigarettes until the fireworks exploded.Completely extinguished, he left the apartment after Bai Yi.

    Tsk, the hush money seems to be increasing again.Sang Yunian looked away from Bai Yi. This Mr. Heitu was also bold, and he could slap him mercilessly after making some vague guesses.

    "Where's Clotte? Why didn't you find him first?" Bo Meng asked.

    "I'm sleeping with his wife, go and drag him out of the bed now, or we have to leave." Lin Xian stuffed the cigarette back into his coat pocket.

    "It's so pitiful, unlike me, my husband is by my side, and I can do whatever I want." Bo Meng licked the corner of his mouth.

    "Shut up, don't spoil my brother-in-law." Lin Xian waved at Bai Yi, "Let's go, see you later."

    Bo Meng blew a kiss: "Tutu, I miss my sister and play a video, I love you~"

    "Love you." Bai Yi never took his eyes off Bo Meng, "Goodbye."

    "Don't look, fly away." Ding Dong said, "Your sister is so lively, I have the impression that a scientist is at least like your brother-in-law."

    Bai Yi took the suitcase from Sang Yunian: "Go back?"

    "Of course I have to go home after eating and drinking." Sang Yunian smiled at him: "You two have such a good relationship."

    "Heh~" Blue sneered and immediately hid behind Ding Dong, sticking out half of his head and protesting dissatisfiedly: "You think everyone is like you, you can only beat your brother, you can only beat your brother, you can only beat your brother!"

    "I can kick, and I can kick my brother five meters away." Sang Yunian looked at him with a smile.

    Blue suddenly shivered, and retracted the exposed half of his head behind Ding Dong.

    When he got home, Ding Tong opened the door of Li Yingying's house and stuffed her with a big bag of food.Blue, who was afraid of being beaten, completely rebelled, packed up a few clothes, and then ran to Ding Dong's room with a small pillow in his arms. Halfway through the run, Sang Yunian dragged him back.

    "Take medicine."

    Blue took the medicine obediently, and then slipped away in a flash. A moment later, there was a "bang bang bang" fight from the next room.

    Sang Yunian went to the kitchen to get a glass of water, added a few cubes of ice to the water, went downstairs and took a few dried mint leaves from the drawer of the counter in the bookstore, and knocked on the door of the next room with double cool mint water.

    After waiting for a while, the door opened. Bai Yi's lower body was wrapped in a black fluffy bath towel. Water drops fell from the hair on his forehead and dripped on his slightly upturned eyelashes.Has a subtle sheen.

    Bai Yi picked up the mint water very naturally, raised his head and drank the mint leaves together, not letting go of the ice at the bottom of the glass, which made a "click" sound when he bit the ice.

    "My rabbit is good at everything and can eat it." Sang Yunian repeated Bo Meng's original words.

    "What's the matter?" Bai Yi blocked the door and didn't let him in.

    "Let me apologize." Sang Yunian squeezed into the room through the half-open door, then went straight to his bedroom and hugged two light gold little tiger dolls into his arms.

    Bai Yi's voice came from the bathroom: "Why are you modest?"

    Sang Yunian stroked the soft fur of the little tiger doll, and said, "Sorry, I accidentally bit you."

    After getting dressed, Bai Yi couldn't help frowning when he saw the doll in his hand: "It's the kitchen corpse system, it has nothing to do with you."

    Sang Yunian pursed his lips and asked, "Are you short of money?"

    Bai Yi stared straight at the doll: "There is no shortage."

    "Let me transfer some for you." Sang Yunian was forced to put down the doll.

    "No need." Bai Yi lifted the quilt and covered the doll under the quilt.

    "I'd better give you some points, how much do you think is suitable?" Sang Yunian asked.

    "Why?" Bai Yi sat down beside him, wiped the water from his hair with a dry towel, and pressed his white and slender fingers on the black towel, making his hands more defined and beautiful.

    "Pay for some little secrets." Sang Yunian's eyes fell on his hand, first at the knuckle fingers, then at the slightly protruding blue blood vessels on the back of the hand.

    Bai Yi raised the corner of his mouth: "Eight digits, seven digits are fine."

    Sang Yunian: "...can you see if you can sell me for seven figures?"

    "Who knows." Bai Yi's mellow and hoarse voice was played very lightly, and there was a delicate coldness in the pleasant bass: "Change to a whole corpse."

    Sang Yunian met his eyes that seemed to be smiling but not smiling, and several kinds of mottled thoughts seemed to flash through those light brown peach blossom eyes.

    He vaguely understood the meaning of this sentence.

    "Is there anything else?" Bai Yi asked.

    "It's gone." Sang Yunian's eyelids drooped slightly.

    "Then why don't you leave? Do you want me to see you?" Bai Yi went to the kitchen to clean the cup and handed it to him.

    The transparent glass wall was clinging to clear and cold water droplets. Sang Yunian held the cold glass and smiled at him: "Good night."

    "Bang." What responded to him was the cold and crisp sound of closing the door.

    Sang Yunian turned off the light and lay back on the bed until the alarm clock rang at exactly one o'clock in the morning. He got up and went to the kitchen to drink a glass of ice water, rinse his face with cold water, then went back to the bedroom and locked the bedroom door, and put on a black jacket.Hat and sweater, opened the floor-to-ceiling windows and looked around for a while, then jumped off the balcony.

    The slightly dull sound of feet landing on the empty street sounded, and the cold moonlight slanted down, and the black figure seemed to blend with the shadows of the buildings under the moonlight.

    The surveillance cameras on both sides of the road were lit with red stars, but there was nothing in the captured video that could prove the existence of this figure, as if this was just a quiet and deserted late-night street.

    Until he came near a certain building, the red light of the nearby monitoring began to go out, and the silver-white silk thread stretched along the wall into the third floor, drilling a small hole in the window, and a faint sound came from the bedroom on the third floor, and a bright red came fromSpilled from the pierced skull.

    "Yu Nian, hurry up, they sensed that something strange is coming, go to the alley on the right, turn right when you get out of the alley, and walk on the left side of the road."

    Sang Yunian started to escape according to the route specified by the system. During his escape, he kept thinking that killing the infected would not constitute a crime, so why did he run?In addition, the inspectors watched the surveillance all night in order to catch the cooks, and it was really hard for them.

    Two silk threads passed over the signboard of Dongdong Bookstore and wrapped around the balcony railing. The silk threads shortened, and Sang Yunian jumped onto the balcony by pulling force. He closed the floor-to-ceiling windows and lay on the bed gasping for breath.

    "They arrived, and Little Bu only had time to make a simple cold salad."

    "Don't tell me what to do." After a while, he asked, "Why don't you tamper with all the monitoring?"

    The system will help change the surveillance video along the road to assimilate his figure with the surrounding environment. For the surveillance near the infected person, it uses shielding.

    In a huge city, the monitoring screen in a small area suddenly goes black. If it is placed normally, it may be treated as a malfunction, but if it is placed in the city where the corpse cooker is located, then the location of the corpse cooker can be basically determined based on this.

    "Because later."

    "What next?"

    "Tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, next month, next year, it's all later."

    "nonsense."

    "Good night, sleep Yu Nian, Little Bu is about to prepare for the next game."

    "Can you tell me?" Sang Yunian folded the black hooded sweater and put it in the closet.

    "You promise Little Bu not to play games, and Little Bu will tell you."

    "Forget it." He said lightly: "You are very busy."

    Lying back on the bed, he stared at the ceiling in a daze, when a low-alcoholic voice suddenly broke into his mind: "Change to a whole body."

    Accompanied by the sound, what appeared in the mind was the face with clear and distinct outlines that seemed to be smiling but not smiling.

    When did it start?First, there was the education spot check two months ago. For a student who just graduated from university, if he couldn't answer a single question, it was very suspicious.

    Then came the senior high school entrance examination after the education spot check. He got the questions from the system in advance. In order to control the score from passing the line, he chose some seemingly simple ones. Afterwards, Bai Yi came to the door with a machete.A question that looks relatively simple is actually the most difficult, and few people can do it.

    On the day when the first game of the kitchen corpse system started, he entered the school library with two infected people who were about to mutate.Yi stopped him with an electric baton and dragged him out of the library with his legs trembling from the shock.

    Then in the game, he has two more trouser pockets and a black explosive bird than others.In the Dongdong Bookstore, he suddenly had a convulsion after smoking catnip, hugged Bai Yiqiu, touched his head, touched his ears and rolled around like a baby.And even Bo Meng didn't know that Bai Yi smoked, but he was able to persuade him to stop smoking in the middle of the night when Bai Yi coughed.

    There must be more details that he didn't pay attention to. Thinking about it this way, there are quite a lot. It turns out that since he first came to this world, his sockpuppet/vest has been gradually cut open in front of Bai Yi.

    He really deserves to be the director of education, not at all like Ding Dong's idiot No. 2, and Blue's idiot No. 1.

    Seven o'clock in the morning.Sang Yunian looked at the two figures lying on the desk writing and drawing, raised his eyebrows and said, "Get up so early to make up your homework?"

    "Brother, don't talk about it, I got into a fight last night and forgot all my homework, but fortunately I won the fight, and Ding Dong promised to help me make up my homework as the winner." Blue lay down on the drawing board and drew the structureFigure, "Why is it so complicated? Why can't I understand it at all?"

    "Shut up and draw well." Ding Dong moved the T-square with his left hand and held a pencil in his right, looking very professional and knowledgeable.

    Blue handed him the drawing paper: "Brother, here's another one, help me."

    "He's a fart, a scumbag, you two are worthy of being part of the same family." Ding Dong glanced at the picture under his hand, "I really admire you, the ratio can be seen at a glance."

    "Oh." Blue didn't know where the proportions were wrong, he took the eraser and rubbed it randomly, and at the same time he was a little happy, "It's the first time I heard that my brother is said to be a scumbag, and he is still like me, hehe~"

    Bai Yi put the warm steamed buns he bought on the counter, then soaked a glass of mint water and gnawed on the steamed stuffed buns.

    "Put it down, draw it before eating." Ding Dong stared at Blue's paw holding the bun.

    "Oh." Blue swallowed, his stomach rumbled cooperatively.

    There were 15 buns in total, divided into five bags. Sang Yunian silently glanced at the six buns in Bai Yi's hand, then picked up a bag of buns and started eating.

    "That's right." Ding Dong gnawed on the buns while drawing, "The snack street we went to last night was dead. It was a corpse cook. I heard from a passing student more than 20 minutes ago that the dead was a cake shop.The store manager’s body was chopped into pieces, and a whole bottle of soy sauce and sesame oil was poured out, and there seemed to be chopped green onion, probably cold dishes.”

    Blue suddenly looked up at Sang Yunian, seeing that he was concentrating on eating the buns, Blue lowered his head again.

    The author has something to say:

    Niannian: lost horse...

    Yi Yi: Yes.〔indifferent〕

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