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    After hesitating for a while, Bai Yi said, "They are tigers, and you are... cats, they are of different species."

    Sang Yunian gritted his teeth and stared at him: "What did you say the tiger called yesterday?"

    Bai Yi lowered his voice: "Meow."

    "It's not tuned right, it wasn't so 'meow' when you fooled me yesterday!" Sang Yunian said angrily.

    Pursing his lips, Bai Yi let out a soft voice: "Meow~"

    "Say a few more nice sounds, and I'll record them." Sang Yunian clicked on the recording function of the communicator.

    "Meow meow~" Bai Yi, who knew he was wrong, kept his head down and meowed non-stop.

    After pressing the pause button, Sang Yunian asked, "Why did you suddenly want to run to my room last night?"

    Bai Yi's voice was flat: "I dreamed that you were chopped into fish."

    "Oh, so I turned in from the balcony to have a look, and teased me until midnight, was it fun?" Sang Yunian took a sip of soy milk and began to eat the third steamed stuffed bun.

    "Sorry, I couldn't hold it back for a while." Bai Yi's hoarse voice was very soft, as if he could cry aggrieved in the next second.

    "Damn black rabbit, don't pretend to be pitiful to me here." Sang Yunian raised his hand and slapped him on the head, "It's a good thing I didn't kick you away."

    Bai Yi lowered his head: "Sorry."

    Sang Yunian twitched the corners of his mouth: "Okay. Did you choose this doll?"

    Bai Yi: "Yes."

    Sang Yunian took out the doll that had just been stuffed back into the gift box: "I really know how to choose."

    His tone was very flat, and he couldn't tell whether he liked it or not. Bai Yi looked up at him and asked, "Do you like it?"

    The rag doll is a pure white puppet cat with a pink nose and meat pads, and two big blue eyes like sapphires.

    Sang Yunian lowered his eyelids slightly: "Do you like it?"

    Bai Yi nodded, and his eyes unconsciously moved up to the top of his head, where there were still two small fluffy ears of light gold that could move and move last night.

    "I really know how to pick." Sang Yunian pressed Bai Yi's left hand down with his left hand wearing a communicator, his lips were close to his ear, and one hand was covering his mouth, and his voice was very soft: "Puppet cat, Ragdoll, this ragdoll is the same as the system."

    Bai Yi's fingers trembled, and his eyes flicked over the communicator on his wrist. As long as he wore this device, every word and every move of them would be under the surveillance of the system.

    So this is a whisper, a little secret that only belongs to the two of them and cannot be heard by the system.

    "Bai Yi, what if I still want to beat you up?" Sang Yunian squinted his eyes and looked at him, "It feels like you need to be beaten up more and more."

    "Up to you." Bai Yi pointed to the thick and heavy book on the shelf, "Shall I get it for you?"

    Sang Yunian sighed heavily: "There is no reaction, I just feel puzzled."

    Bai Yi took down the book and handed it to him: "Slap me again, I'm really sorry if you don't hit me."

    Sang Yunian looked at the bruise on his arm: "Go away, you're skinny and tender, I'm afraid you will break your arm and you will blackmail me."

    "Ah! I don't go to class, I have a headache, Ding Dong, let me go, I really have a headache, I want to ask for leave!" Blue grabbed the handrail of the stairs with both hands, struggling not to go to school.

    "Let me go." Ding Dong broke his fingers gripping the armrest one by one, "Now I can still catch up with the last two classes, let me go down quickly."

    "I have a headache, a headache!" Blue was dragged down by Ding Dong, hooking his toes on a railing every time he went down, until the railing of the stairs was wiped by his shoes.

    Finally being dragged from the second floor to the first floor, the communicator on Blue's wrist suddenly lit up, and he glanced at the screen: "Let go, the class is cancelled, the teacher's family is gone."

    Fearing that Ding Dong would not believe it, Blue clicked on the class group and pointed him to the news.

    Ding Dong let go of him, and threw his schoolbag to the counter: "I still want to go to two classes."

    "Damn, are you addicted to class?" Blue casually picked up the soy milk on the table and sucked up the last sip of soy milk, "Everything I've ever drank is delicious, brother, I want to eat your steamed stuffed bun."

    Sang Yunian stuffed him with the half-eaten bun, and Blue ate it with satisfaction.

    "Promise." Ding Dong glanced at him in disgust, then grabbed Bai Yi's arm, gloated and said, "Yo, you got beaten up when you crawled out of bed in the middle of the night?"

    "What crawling bed?" Blue asked confused.

    "I got up this morning to go to the toilet, and found that this guy came out of Sang Yunian's room. He must have come in through the balcony in the middle of the night." Ding Dong looked at Bai Yi, and found a bruise on his other arm, "Beat him."It's not easy, I remember you don't like women, tell me, what shameful thing did you do to him last night while my family was drunk?"

    Ding Dong stretched out his hand and slapped Sang Yunian's butt, and asked with a presumptuous smile, "Does your butt hurt? Or does it hurt?"

    Sang Yunian picked up the book in front of Bai Yi and threw it on his ass: "I love you so much! Fly to brother!"

    "Boom!" Ding Dong was kicked and flew to the door of the store, and he got up in pain, covering his buttocks, "Sang Yunian, you dare to kick the boss, deduct wages, deduct wages!"

    "What did you say?" Sang Yunian smiled and dragged him back to the store, the book in his hand was hitting the table, making "bang bang bang" sounds.

    "No, no." Ding Dong held his butt and confessed, "Sang Yunian, something is wrong with you today, something is very wrong."

    Sang Yunian glanced at Bai Yi coldly, and said in a thin voice, "I'm very angry now."

    After Ding Dong jumped back a safe distance of two meters, he asked cautiously: "Is it because Bai Yi crawled on your bed? Then... your butt hurts?"

    Blue held back his laughter, imagining the scene of Ding Dong being kicked away again.

    "Why can't it be his butt hurting?" Sang Yunian raised his eyebrows and asked.

    "You beat him up, doesn't that mean you are the one who was wronged?" Ding Dong said with reason and evidence, and at the same time, he was not afraid of death and kept patrolling the two's buttocks.

    Sang Yunian threw the book on his head: "Bo Yi dreamed last night that I was chopped into a fish, so I turned over to see if I was turned into a fish. He just knocked the wound on himself. Right, Yi?Yat?"

    Ding Dong quickly caught the book that was about to hit his head, and turned his gaze to Bai Yi.

    Bai Yi said "hmm".

    "Oh." After failing to eat the melon, Ding Dong's shining eyes suddenly darkened, "By the way, speaking of fish, Blue's body temperature was very low last night, and his body was slippery with ice and ice, like a fish.”

    "Fuck!" Blue jumped up and bumped his head on his head, grabbed his collar and said angrily, "You touch me! Who told you to touch me?"

    Ding Dong also lifted up his collar: "Who is free to touch you? Keep sticking to me to play the drunken maniac. Why are you so mighty? Lan Xiao is number one in the world, why don't you go to heaven..."

    "Shut up! You idiot." Blue threw him to the ground violently, beating and cursing: "Ding Dong's head is like a ball, kicked to the department store..."

    "Good fight." Sang Yunian showed a vicious expression to Bai Yi, and said under his throat, "I'm very angry today, so I like to watch some violent things. By the way, I'll go to the street to grab two people and have some bloody ones.".”

    Bai Yi stared at him sincerely: "You're a good cat, don't go, you can get angry with me."

    Sang Yunian raised his eyebrows and leaned towards him: "I want your butt to hurt."

    Bai Yi opened his eyes wide and stared at him for a long time, his light brown peach eyes trembled slightly, his innocent eyes looked like a cowering little bastard.

    "Relieved." Sang Yunian admired the timidity in his eyes, leaned lazily on the chair, and opened the book that Bai Yi had just read.

    Randomly flipping through two pages, Sang Yunian turned his head to look at Bai Yi: "Do you like cats?"

    Bai Yi put two mint leaves into the bottom of the cup: "I like fluffy animals, because I have never touched them before, so I have no resistance, sorry."

    "En." Sang Yunian closed the book boredly, looking at the street outside the door.

    "You still want to eat people?" Bai Yi asked.

    "...I don't want to, I haven't thought about it." Sang Yunian said, "I want your two tigers and bring them to me in the afternoon."

    "En." Bai Yi stared at the puppet cat doll for a while, then put the doll into a box and stuffed it under the counter.

    The two people on the ground fought for nearly ten minutes before they stopped, lying on the floor gasping for breath from exhaustion.

    Ding Dong sat up with one hand on the ground: "I won't make trouble with you anymore, let's get down to business."

    Blue raised his hand and slapped his ass: "What business can you do?"

    Ding Dong smirked, and said mysteriously, "Game clues."

    "Did you?" Blue sat up abruptly, "Clue?! Did you buy it?"

    "Why aren't the two over there curious?" Ding Dong looked at the two sitting in front of the counter who were so bored that they were in a daze.

    "Curious, how many clues are there?" Sang Yunian asked.

    "One, many people in the game kill each other for clues, and they all get the same clues in the end." Ding Dong said.

    "The kitchen corpse system is really dark." Blue glanced at Sang Yunian while speaking, and then hurriedly looked away.

    Bai Yi asked: "What's the clue?"

    Ding Dong replied: "Noah's Ark, my people have searched almost all the information related to Noah's Ark and sent it to you."

    Blue's focus is on the first half of the sentence: "Do you still have anyone under your command?"

    Ding Dong explained: "The people under my father are also the people under me."

    "I'm so envious." Blue sighed softly, and muttered in a low voice: "Lan Fugui, your big brother misses you again."

    Noah's Ark, a large ship built by Noah in the Christian Bible.

    Jehovah, the God who created all things in the world, saw the evil deeds full of corruption on the earth, so he planned to use floods to destroy the wicked.Yahweh instructed a good man named Noah among humans to build a big boat and take his family and the animals of both sexes on the land aboard.

    The huge flood engulfed the highest mountain, and all the creatures on the land died, only the life in the ark survived.

    In the end, the flood subsided, Noah left the ark, and Jehovah promised not to destroy the world with flood again.

    The night was very silent, and the lights cast a hazy halo in the fine rain.

    Sang Yunian hugged two little tiger dolls, sitting on the bed and watching the rain outside the window.

    "Yu Nian, hug Little Bu~"

    "In the future." He didn't want to hug the puppet cat stuffed into the cabinet for the time being.

    "Okay~" The system's soft and waxy child's voice drags a long tail, which is slightly different from the voice in the game, and it lacks a bit of mechanical and cold texture.

    "Are you still going to play the game?"

    "Ok."

    "Oh, listen to you."

    "Because you don't care."

    "Little Bu really doesn't care how many people Yu Nian can save, they are nothing to Little Bu, but playing games can make little pets happy, so Little Bu can play as you please."

    Sang Yunian held his chin on his knees, and held his legs with his hands. The two little tiger dolls in his arms were squeezed flat by his body and legs.The bang and bang of a fight.

    I don't know how many more lights in the opposite building went out, and don't know how many more rooms there are with chopped or electrocuted corpses.

    "Noah is not Yu Nian, Yu Nian is not Noah, and Little Bu will not be Sherlyn."

    "Good night."

    The night at the human base is getting quieter and quieter, and every dream is enjoyed almost greedily.

    In the world outside the base, horrific-looking infected bodies are biting each other, and the remains of broken limbs are covered with mud. Night is the beginning of hunting...

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