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    The strong and pungent stench permeates up along the trickling stream water. Babies' little hands protrude from the stream, and there are chubby little heads connected to them. The babies' heads grin their soft mouths and let out a burst of noise.There was a burst of creepy laughter.

    Countless horrific ghosts chased their prey in the night, and all of these ghosts had one or half human faces without exception, and under these human skin-masks were distorted purple-black flesh balls full of pustules,A body made of various worms, a long neck full of tongues, fangs, and eyeballs...

    "Bang bang bang!" The two door panels smashed the long neck fiercely, and the round eyeballs and hard teeth fell to the ground.

    "It's so damn good." Ding Dong pinched an eyeball that was stuck to his clothes, and the sticky liquid pulled out threads between the clothes and the eyeball.

    Sang Yunian said to the two who were being chased by the long-necked ghost: "These ghosts can't help but beat them, and they die after a few hits. Find a better weapon next time."

    With trembling hands, the two took the necklace they needed to find their friends from their long, broken necks.

    Glancing at the nine-story attic not far away, Sang Yunian looked away, swung the door panel and ran towards the other ghost.

    The number of ghosts gradually decreased, and the cracked wooden planks in their hands were almost soaked in viscous liquids of various colors, and the remains of severed limbs were soaked in the foul-smelling liquid.

    Stepping on the slime under his feet, Sang Yunian unknowingly stopped in front of the ninth floor attic and looked up at a certain window sill on the fourth floor.

    "He should have left long ago, so don't worry about it." Ding Dong dragged the door panel and gasped wearily, staring at Sang Yunian and muttering in a low voice, "You are also human, why is there such a big difference in physical strength?"

    "I'm not human." Sang Yunian showed him a sinister smile, and his voice was very low: "I, yes, a ghost."

    "Hehe, I'm so scared, don't eat me." Ding Dong said blankly, "Boring."

    "Don't believe me?" Sang Yunian glanced at the time on the communicator, waited for a while, then raised his hand and made a drumming motion, and started singing like an NPC: "Look, look, look for friends, find half a ghostFriend~It’s dawn~”

    A gust of cold wind blew past, and the mist in the air cleared up a lot. The group of little kids in red bellybands reappeared, raising their little hands and beating the snare drum around their waists. The crisp children's voice filled the night market: "Look, look, look!Find a friend, find a half-ghost friend~, it's dawn~ lah..."

    The dim street market instantly became brighter, the wreckage and slime all over the ground disappeared, the damaged objects were restored to their original state, the ordinary NPC that was pressed the pause button resumed operation, and the noisy human voice once again filled the city.

    In the lively atmosphere, Ding Dong felt a chill down his spine, and his voice trembled unconsciously: "Nian, Nian, don't scare me, I'll give you a one-year utility bill waiver."

    "Say it again, I'll record a voice." Sang Yunian quickly turned on the recording function.

    "Okay, I've confirmed that you are the real person." Ding Dong breathed a sigh of relief, "What song did you suddenly play and what drum did you just play? I really fucking thought you were transformed from an NPC."

    "Just guess, when it gets dark and dawns for an hour, those kids should show up again when it gets dark." Sang Yunian walked into the attic.

    "That can't be the reason for you to threaten me! Sang Yunian, I'm warning you, you have to..." Ding Dong suddenly fell silent, staring straight ahead.

    Bai Yi's face was pale, five cyan finger prints were pinched out on his neck, he curled up slightly and leaned against the vermilion beam and coughed.

    Sang Yunian snatched the tea from the clerk's hand, poured a glass of water, touched the water with his lips to test the temperature, handed the water to him, and said, "There are no mint leaves, it's not ice, just let it go."

    After drinking the tea in one gulp, Bai Yi covered his neck and coughed.

    Ding Dong put his arms around his shoulders: "At that moment just now, I fantasized about the days without you in the future."

    Bai Yi laughed softly, the laughter was hoarse, and he coughed again.

    "Both gentlemen, thank you so much." The little boy in Tsing Yi stared straight at the jade pendant on Sang Yunian, showing an obsessed smile, "My good friend, I finally found you, it's just a pityNo need for tahini."

    The boy held the jade pendant in both hands and kissed it reverently. The jade pendant gradually turned into a small doll. The doll's skin was tender and smooth like a baby's, and the two big eyes were also shining with water.

    "Huh? There is one less foreigner helping to find friends. It must have been eaten by my greedy and mischievous good friend?" A six or seven-year-old girl in a bright red skirt stretched out her hand to Bai Yi with a smile.With a white and tender palm, "Big brother, where is my good friend?"

    Bai Yi put a snow-white fur ball into her palm.

    "Thank you." The fur ball turned into a miniature baby in the girl's hands. The girl tightened her palms, and there was a faint cry of the baby in her palms.

    "Hey, let me guess, is there still half of an undigested foreigner left in your stomach? Let's go home and eat the foreigner out of your stomach together with Mom and Dad, okay?Outsiders, outsiders, it’s best to eat with sesame sauce~”

    The girl hopped and disappeared into the crowd.

    "The player with me." Bai Yi's voice was hoarse, and he stared at Sang Yunian indifferently, "I pushed him out."

    Sang Yunian took out a bag of squashed dried fish from his pocket, opened the paper bag, squeezed a small fish and brought it to his mouth: "I left it for you, try it."

    Bai Yi held the slightly raised tail of the fish with his lips, and swallowed the whole small fish into his mouth.

    After more than an hour, the fried fish was no longer so crispy, but the umami taste of the fish was still very strong, which was actually more delicious than the real bionic fish.

    Staring longingly at the remaining dried fish for a while, Bai Yi said, "I'm not hungry."

    "That's not what your eyes said. I know you want to eat." Sang Yunian stuffed the paper bag into his hand, pointed to the fingerprints on his neck, and asked, "How did you do it?"

    "That person choked my neck and threw me to the ghost. I didn't expect that there was a thread between us. He was dragged together, and I pushed him back." Bai Yi took out a small dried fish, andPush the paper bag back to him, "Eat more, in case you don't have enough and stare blankly at the people on the street."

    "Why are you being polite? You're welcome." Ding Dong grabbed the whole package of dried fish and poured it into his mouth, and pointed at Sang Yunian with his puffy cheeks, "Why are you staring at the people on the street in a daze?"

    Sang Yunian endured it for a while before he slapped him on the head, and found a random reason: "Look at the handsome men and beautiful women."

    "Handsome guy, then look at me." Ding Dong made a narcissistic gesture that he thought was cool.

    "You guys are in this kind of place." Blue was surrounded by three Qifeng Pavilion girls, followed by Sarah with a slightly unnatural expression.

    The charming and charming girls kept sticking to his body, their voices were so soft that they could squeeze out water: "Young master, why don't you stay with me~"

    Blue struggled to look at Sang Yunian: "Brother, let's go out."

    "Farewell, young master." The woman lifted the cherry pink gauze dress from her shoulders, and gently blew on his neck, "Little master, help me find a friend~"

    The other two women smiled coquettishly and said, "Young master, let me find a good friend for my family too. The good friend of our three sisters is very, very strong~ and they all like to eat sesame paste~"

    Blue suddenly trembled, and said under the strong pressure of the system requirements: "Okay."

    The other women in Qifeng Pavilion also came up one after another, begging to find friends coquettishly.

    After night fell, the number of ghosts that a group of players had to face changed from one to three.

    Sang Yunian looked at Bai Yi, and saw that he was holding a pink embroidered apron, a pair of light yellow socks, and a very very green official hat.

    Bai Yi took a step towards him: "Take a cheat."

    Sang Yunian's eyes were stained with a smile: "Just rub it casually, that's enough."

    "What's wrong?" Ding Dong looked at them strangely, "I always feel that you have something to hide from me, there must be!"

    "The third floor and above are full of clues." Bai Yi raised his foot and stepped up the stairs, then took a step back and walked side by side with Sang Yunian, so that he could get closer.

    At the corner of the stairs on the second floor, soft and soul-threatening voices came from various rooms. Blue blushed a little when he heard it, and raised his neck to look into the gap of the slightly opened window.

    "Did you see anything?" Sang Yunian lifted his bun face and straightened his neck which was hooked into an arc.

    "No." Blue felt a little disappointed.

    On the fourth floor, balls of fluffy and soft things scurry all over the floor, jumping on anyone with four short legs.

    Looking at the cute and fluffy animals in the room, Ding Dong didn't realize it for a moment: "Is this a clue?"

    "En." Bai Yi responded lightly, holding a light gold and white kitten in his arms, burying his face in the cat's stomach and sucking.

    Unexpectedly, the memory was brought back to an extremely embarrassing night, and Bai Yi was just like now holding Sang Yunian's two fluffy ears and sucking intoxicatedly.

    The color of this kitten was even more the same as his, light gold and white, and the tiger cub was so similar to a cat that Sang Yunian had the illusion that Bai Yi was masturbating himself.

    Blue touched Sang Yunian, whose face was turning black: "Brother, what's wrong with you? What kind of clue is this?"

    Sang Yunian took the cat away from Bai Yi's arms, and under Bai Yi's disappointed and aggrieved eyes, said: "Noah brought a small number of animals on land to the boat before the flood. If we finally need to take NoahIf the ark escapes, it needs to take these animals with it.”

    Bai Yi hugged a brown teddy dog and lay down on it to continue sucking and stroking. A voice came from the dog's fur: "The fourth floor to the ninth floor are full of animals."

    Seeing Mr. Heitu intoxicated, Sang Yunian couldn't get angry, and said in a strange way: "It's a pity, there are too many to finish."

    "I'll try my best." Bai Yi put down the teddy dog, bent down to pick up a little red fox from the ground and continued to pluck its fur.

    Ding Dong asked: "How do we move the animals on the six floors onto Noah's Ark?"

    Sarah looked down at the street market: "There are other players coming this way. Almost all the buildings here do not exceed five floors, but this attic has nine floors, which is easy to attract attention. At that time, we can join hands to bring these animals together."Get on board."

    Blue asked, "You know the clue too?"

    Sarah shrugged: "I don't know, but I have heard the story of Noah's Ark."

    "Hey!" A Pian Pian young man in a dark blue brocade robe snatched the red fox from Bai Yi's arms, raised his chin with a folding fan, and said angrily, "Hey! Hey!You actually plucked Xiaohong's hair off!"

    Only then did Bai Yi see a few red fox furs falling on the ground, and he also saw two light golden furs on Sang Yunian's bed, well, they were the result of rubbing Sang Yunian's ears until midnight.

    Mr. Pianpian hugged the little fox, and pointed at them angrily: "Hey! Do you know who I am? I am the son of the younger brother of the current emperor of Yong'an City! Xiao Fengxiao, little prince, you guys from out of townPeople, you can't salute me when you see this prince!"

    Ding Dong lowered his voice and asked, "The clothes are empty? What are you talking about?"

    Sang Yunian said: "Oh, in modern terms, it's shit."

    "Pfft..." Blue couldn't hold back for a moment, and squeezed his lips together to suppress a smile.

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