"My lord heard it!" Xiao Feng stomped his feet angrily, then raised his lips and smiled evilly, unfolded his fan and fanned gracefully, "I wonder if everyone can help me find a friend?"

Five eyes looked at him in unison.

Xiao Feng felt the killing intent from these gazes, closed his fan timidly, and said with a dry smile: "I'm just joking, meeting is fate, I, Xiao, invite you all to have a meal."

"Luohua." Xiao Feng called downstairs, "Prepare food for me, I have made new friends, um, one, two, three, four, five, five friends, let's open a room."

"Okay, do you need to ask some sisters to accompany you?"

Xiao Feng raised his eyebrows at the four big men: "How many of you can control at the same time?"

"..." The four little virgins were silent.

Xiao Feng hooked his hands at Sarah: "The girl in the back, do you want me to send someone to Nanfeng Pavilion to find you two with good physical strength?"

Sarah: "...No, no."

"Tsk tsk tsk, outsiders still can't help being teased." Xiao Feng gently kneaded the fox's stomach.

Bai Yi, who lost the fox, hugged a chubby big white rabbit again, and was smoothing the fur of the rabbit's ears, and glanced at the golden kitten in Sang Yunian's arms from time to time.

Sang Yunian thought to himself, stroking the one in his paws and looking at other people's.

A minute later, in the private room on the third floor, nearly half of the dishes on the table were fish, such as braised fish, sweet and sour fish, boiled fish, fried small fish, chopped pepper fish head, pickled fish...

Bai Yi glanced at Cai, and subconsciously looked at Sang Yunian.

Okay, Sang Yunian already knows why an NPC with a very distinctive personality suddenly popped up.

Because the system wants to feed its small pets fish.

"It's so fast, isn't it poisonous?" Ding Dong didn't move his chopsticks.

"Why are there so many fish? Because it's near the sea?" Blue said.

"Do you still know about Linhai? With so many fish, do you feel like you're eating yourself?" Ding Dong asked.

"Huh?" Blue was nervous for a while, feeling that his identity as a fish was about to be exposed.

Sang Yunian put a piece of braised pork in his bowl: "Ah, what? Don't you often say that you are a fish?"

Blue reacted, picked up the chopsticks and started to eat: "Oh."

Ding Dong looked at Sang Yunian who was eating fish for a long time: "To be honest, you are so calm every time. If I didn't know that you are a fool who only knows how to eat and eat, and has tried to save people several times, I would haveThink you are the illegitimate child of the system."

Sang Yunian gave him a piece of very fat braised pork: "Eat."

Hey!Hey!Xiao Feng cautiously raised his eyes and glanced at Sang Yunian, ten thousand whimpers drifted through his heart.

"Do you have a boat here?" Sang Yunian asked.

"Wait a minute." Xiao Feng closed his eyes and began to meditate.

With his mouth full of rice, Blue pointed his chopsticks at his face: "I suspect he's secretly tweaking the script."

Calling up the script from the program, Xiao Feng looked dignified, fanned his fan gracefully, and responded suavely two seconds later: "No, we don't even have a river here, so how can we need a boat?"

Sang Yunian pointed to the stream outside the window: "Where does the stream flow?"

"Wait a minute." Xiao Feng closed his eyes and ran the program in his brain to search for the script again.

"This NPC is not good, it is not at the same level as the kitchen corpse system." Ding Dong said.

"Is it okay to be at the same level?" Sang Yunian was about to take a bite of rice when he found that the bowl was full of fish at some point.

Bai Yi was stroking his favorite fluffy rabbit ears, and unexpectedly spared one hand to pick up the fish meat for him.

The super-eatable Mr. Black Rabbit actually gave up dry rice for the sake of his fluffy ears and a few more pieces of small fish.

Sang Yunian felt that he had a little bit of greatness, so he stuffed a piece of braised fish in his own bowl into his mouth.

Bai Yi looked at him while eating, moved his mouth a few times and spit out a long fishbone. Tasting the deliciousness of the braised fish, Bai Yi frantically licked the rabbit's ears a few times, then put down the rabbit and started cooking quickly.

Sang Yunian: ...Sure enough, fluffy fluff control and hope that Yu Nian will have fish to eat every day are not worth the cooking of Mr. Heitu who loves to eat.

After searching, Xiao Feng opened his eyes, took a deep breath and sang: "The brook flows eastward! The stars in the sky are connected to the Big Dipper! Seeing the injustice on the road, roar!"

Everyone: ...Your search skills are ridiculously poor.

"Cough cough." Xiao Feng coughed a few times, "I just made a little joke with you all. Where does the creek in Yong'an City flow? It has been a mystery since ancient times. At least the people of Yong'an City seeI can't see the end of the stream. You mentioned the boat just now, so you must have got the news of that incident, right?"

"Alas~" Xiao Feng sighed heavily, took a sip of tea and continued to sigh, and then started a new round of tea sighing.

"Don't sigh, speak quickly." Sang Yunian put his hand on his shoulder.

Xiao Feng shook his shoulders, struggled a few times without breaking free, and after ten whimpers in his heart, he took another sip of tea to suppress his shock.

Sang Yunian tightened his fingers: "Say."

Xiao Feng was agitated, he looked around, and said in a low voice: "Don't look at the prosperity and harmony of Yong'an City on the surface, but in fact there are many dirty activities underneath, and these activities are all acquiesced by the Holy One."

"Hey, because of this, He is angry! He wants to turn Yong'an into a city of dead souls."

"Him?" Sang Yunian asked.

"He, God." Xiao Feng pointed to the sky, "He wants to send down a torrential rain and flood Yong'an City. The Holy Majesty thought about building a boat, but there is only a long, long stream in Yong'an City, so there is no need for a boat at all.No one has ever seen a ship, and no one knows how to build a ship. A lonely city without a ship will never be safe!"

"When will the rainstorm come?" Sang Yunian asked.

"I don't know, it's probably just a few days." Xiao Feng raised the teacup to block half of his face.

Blue suddenly raised his neck close to his face: "There are codes in his eyes!"

Ding Dong knocked down the teacup that was blocking the NPC's face, stretched out his fingers and scratched his eyelids: "Fuck! Hey! Hurry up, record it, go back and decipher it!"

Xiao Feng secretly flipped through the script: "..."

Blue hastily turned on the video recording function, and before the camera had time to focus on the NPC's eyes, a large string of floating codes disappeared.

Ding Dong pulled up the collar of the NPC: "Tell me the history of your Yong'an City from the early days of the city's construction, hurry up!"

Xiao Feng was so frightened that he closed his eyes, Ding Dong forcibly opened his eyelids, and threatened: "Read the script for me now, don't close your eyes, hurry up!"

"You are fierce to me." Xiao Feng was very aggrieved.

"I'm still fucking you!" Ding Dongti shook his body.

"I don't know, I don't know, I don't know if I'm beaten to death, and I don't know if I'm killed!" Xiao Feng raised his head and pointed his two black nostrils at him.

Ding Dong raised his head at Lan Gu: "Go."

Blue plucked a big mouthful of meat and rice, and nodded with rounded cheeks.

Xiao Feng, who was pushed to the ground and beaten violently, felt that he was the worst NPC.

A pair of chopsticks stretched towards Sang Yunian's rice bowl. Sang Yunian turned his head and saw Bai Yi calmly stuffing the braised fish from his bowl into his mouth.

Sang Yunian looked up and glanced at the plate of braised fish, it was empty.

He moved his bowl to the side, and Bai Yi also extended his arms to grab it.

Quickly stopping Mr. Hei Rabbit's chopsticks, Sang Yunian had a fierce expression on his face: "Mine."

"Well, the braised fish belongs to cats." Bai Yi raised his hand and touched a certain place on top of his head, where there were still moving fluffy light golden ears a few days ago.

Sang Yunian gritted his teeth and said, "I think you owe a kick."

"The fifth and sixth floors are chickens, ducks, cattle, sheep, pigs, and birds, etc., and the seventh and eighth to the ninth and third floors are lions, tigers, elephants and other large animals, which are not easy to carry." Bai Yi retracted his chopsticks and no longer wanted to grab his fish, extend the chopsticks to other dishes.

"Find Noah's Ark first." Sang Yunian scooped up a spoonful of fish soup, "Let's talk about kicking you."

Mr. Heitu, who failed to change the topic: "..." Cooking in silence.

Ding Dong and Lan Gu jointly kicked the NPC five or six meters away, Xiao Feng's body hit the wall next to him, the wall cracked with his body as the center, and the crack gradually expanded until a big hole appeared in the wall.

Before could be shocked by the fact that the wall had come down, something even more shocking came.

On the big red bed in the next room, the quilt was bulging high, just at the height of two people doing push-ups, and a soft voice came through the quilt.

"Wow, shit!?" Blue and Ding Dong's eyes widened in shock.

"Hey!" Xiao Feng lifted a large brick to fill the hole with trembling hands.

The two people who were covered in the quilt didn't seem to notice anything, the voice continued and was amplified in a quiet environment.

Sang Yunian walked over and lifted the quilt. When he lifted the quilt, he did not forget to glance at the few people behind him. Except for the only pure little girl Sarah, everyone else shyly opened their eyes wide, for fear of missing something.What.

Including Bai Yi, no, it seems that Bai Yi just opened his eyes wide, not shy.

The next moment, he received the disappointed eyes of several old men, raised the corners of his mouth mockingly, and turned his gaze to the big bed in front of him.

Under the quilt are two huge dolls hugging each other. The sound is played from the player in the middle of the two dolls hugging each other. The sound is very cute.

"That's it?" Blue's eyes, which were shining a second ago, were no longer bright.

"How do you know?" Ding Dong asked.

Sang Yunian put the quilt back on the two dolls, raised his eyebrows and said, "Does it need to be said? If you don't move, it's fake."

Ding Dong was stunned for a while before he realized: "Fuck, you have more experience than me."

"Brother." Blue rubbed his hands, his expression was a bit wretched, "Small video, I want a small video."

Sang Yunian looked at Bai Yi and gave him a look of "I'm very knowledgeable".

Bai Yi looked away contemptuously.

A gust of cold wind blew in from the window, and the bright day was instantly swallowed up by darkness, and the air was filled with a layer of gloomy and cold atmosphere.

"Look, look, look for friends, find half ghost friends~day~dark~la~" A group of children beating drums appeared on the street below the attic, and one of the little girls raised her chubby little head and looked upWith a glance, he grinned at them with a big smile, the corners of his red and tender mouth extended to the corners of his eyes, revealing the white bones on both sides of his cheeks.

The wooden floor of the attic swelled nine huge bags at the same time, half-human, half-ghost creatures squirmed out of the floor, and the nine ghosts carried different items needed to find friends, and every three ghosts formed a group, chasing the three groups of players present.

"Du Diu Diu head ~ put it gently behind the stranger, don't tell him, eat him quickly, eat him quickly..."

The children's singing voice was immature and melodious, and a head rolled to the feet of a group of children playing drums. The children lifted their chubby feet and kicked their heads away.:

"Heck, kick the ball, kick the ball, kick the ball with the head of a foreigner, kick it into the stomach of a good friend, dip it in sesame sauce, dip it in sesame sauce!"

Another head rolled to the foot, the child kicked the round head away again, and the laughter became more excited.

The three ghosts who killed a group of players picked up the kicked head of the child and stuffed the whole head into their throats...

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