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    Half a pot of water and half a pot of noodles became a pot of batter, and the sticky batter bubbled with small bubbles, exuding heat.

    After staring at the big pot of batter for a long time, Bai Yi finally couldn't help asking: "Is this edible?"

    "It's edible, my brother's food is delicious." Blue bought an extra-large bowl at some point, which was twice the size of a normal bowl, so that he could eat more when eating.

    Sang Yunian scooped a spoonful of batter, let it cool down, and brought it to Bai Yi's mouth: "Try it?"

    Bai Yi was silent for a moment before opening his mouth.

    Sang Yunian took the spoon out of his mouth: "Is it delicious?"

    Bai Yi shook his head honestly, the batter melted in his mouth, and the tiny powders still smelled raw.

    "The two big pots you want to eat, it's too late to regret it now." Sang Yunian randomly sprinkled seasonings into the pot, stirred after sprinkling, and then poured in the processed green vegetables, white radish, mushrooms, shredded pork, and tomatoesWait, after pouring, stir again.

    Looking at the indescribable one-pot stew, Bai Yi felt that the taste of flour in his mouth was getting stronger, but he still insisted: "I don't regret it."

    After the pot boiled, Sang Yunian added two spoons of soy sauce, chili oil and sesame oil to the pot: "Do you want to add vinegar?"

    "Yes!" Blue stood beside him holding a new big bowl.

    Sang Yunian added another spoonful of vinegar.

    "Hey~" Blue posted next to him, "Brother, you are so kind to me, I love you the most."

    "Not necessarily in the future." Sang Yunian glanced at Ding Dong.

    "Ah! You didn't serve me first, what about our love?" Blue pouted and watched her brother serve others first.

    It was too full, and the hot soup spilled over the edge of the bowl to Bai Yi's fingertips. He brought the bowl to the table and licked the soup on his fingertips.

    "Brother Nian doesn't love me anymore, I don't have any love anymore, ahhh..." Blue murmured as he served himself rice, scooping up all the shredded pork into his bowl.

    "Howl again, I'll eat braised fish tonight." Sang Yunian took a piece of meat from his bowl.

    Blue obediently shut up, and slipped away after finishing the meal.

    Several ingredients are mixed in the batter, and the rich aroma of sesame oil and spicy taste stimulates the taste buds. This bowl of gnocchi tastes surprisingly delicious.

    After taking a few mouthfuls, Bai Yi thought of an extremely clever kitten who mixed all the food he found together, put it into a pot dug out from human ruins, added water, and then drilled wood to make fire, a pot of mix-upThat's it.

    Unexpectedly, the kitten is quite smart. After sneaking into the human base, it improved the mix-up and turned into gnocchi.

    "My intuition tells me," Sang Yunian narrowed his eyes, "you're thinking about something bad again."

    "No." Bai Yi looked at the gnocchi in his hand very calmly, suppressing the smile on his lips.

    The sky was covered in a yellowish hue, and a smear of purple gradually faded from the sky. At dusk, the wind was very strong, and the air was a bit stuffy, pressing on the chest a little dull.

    There are very few pedestrians on the street, adding to the oppressive atmosphere.

    Supporting the counter with his elbows, Sang Yunian tilted his head and looked out the door in a daze.

    Bai Yi pushed a small light golden round box to his hand: "For you."

    Turning around, Sang Yunian was slightly surprised: "The box is not black."

    "For you." Bai Yi repeated.

    "Oh, so the color should be the same as mine." Sang Yunian opened the box.

    On the soft red velvet lay a light gold and white kitten pendant, with a small fish in its mouth and a can of dried fish in its paws, with a delicate and beautiful "year" engraved on its bellyCharacter.

    He passed the light orange rope on top of the cat's head through his fingers, and pressed his fingertips against the cat's head. The head sank slightly, and the clay that had been shaped quickly bounced back.

    "What a skillful hand." Sang Yunian had given up trying to argue with him on the cat and the tiger, anyway, he would be regarded as "the cat fakes Jin Huwei" in the end.

    Bai Yi's palm slid to his hand against the cold counter.

    "Didn't you give it to me?" Sang Yunian put his hand holding the cat pendant behind his back and looked at him warily, "You still want to take it back?"

    Bai Yi raised his eyelashes, and slid his hands back along the table.

    Sang Yunian kneaded his hand presumptuously when his hand slipped half way, "Just tell me if you want me to touch it, it's so soft."

    After a pause, Bai Yi said, "I want to get the box back, and I will need it for the next gift."

    "Then ask for the box back?" Sang Yunian pressed the knuckle of his index finger, and there was a "click".

    "Well, it's only for you anyway." Bai Yi pressed his knuckles with the palm of his backhand.

    "Crack", there were two beeps in a row.

    Sang Yunian put the kitten aside, clamped his wrists with one hand, and pressed ten fingers one by one.

    The two wrists were tightly pressed together under the confinement, and Bai Yi could clearly feel the heat of his palm, the warm touch carried the softness of the fingertips, gently stroking and rubbing between the fingers, arousing fine numbnessItchy.

    "click"

    "click"

    "..."

    Bai Yi's initial struggle was submerged under the sultry heat and itching, he lowered his eyes, watching his fingers being clicked one by one.

    "click"

    "click"

    "..."

    At night, the drizzle continued, and the clear and crisp sound at dusk seemed to be scattered in the faint sound of rain, lingering in my ears endlessly.

    A delicate cat pendant hung on his middle finger. Sang Yunian poked the cat's stomach boredly, pursed his lips, and licked his arm.

    It's not tasty, not as soft as Bai Yi's arms.

    He opened the communicator and slid to the bottom of the contact list, but he couldn't find "Drag on Niannian to find Lao Gong", so he slid his finger back and searched again, and finally found a screen name - 岽岽不胖.

    Therefore, I am not fat, and I am not fat.

    It looks like a couple name.

    Rubbing his hair in boredom, Sang Yunian quickly typed in the chat box: Sang Yunian is super super super super super super super...

    I'm not fat: I just wanted to ask you something, and then I stared at "The other party is typing..." for a long time, what do you want to say?

    Sang Yunian hit the send button.

    Then Ding Dong saw a long string of text occupying the entire screen——

    Sang Yunian is a super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super, super... (N super super is omitted here) very nice person.

    Glancing at Blue who was lying on the bed and playing games with his legs flopping, Ding Dong got straight to the point: How much do you want?

    Love to eat every year: don’t know.

    I'm not fat: Huh?What are you doing?

    Love to eat every year: Scars on arms are not good.

    I'm not fat: Got it, let's take a look for you, the medicine will arrive tomorrow.

    Niannian loves to eat: help him.

    I'm not fat: know.

    Love to eat every year: Where is my brother?

    I'm not fat: I'm playing games on my stomach, hey, my butt is so pretty.

    Niannian loves to eat: ...you fucking!wait.

    Sang Yunian put down the cat pendant, put on his slippers and rushed to the living room.

    Ding Dong opened the door and said nonchalantly, "Come to play games?"

    Glancing at Blue who was lying on the bed with his ass pouted and playing games, Sang Yunian asked in a low voice, "Where's the lubricating oil?"

    "Ah? What? I can't hear you if you say it louder." Ding Dong pretended to be like that.

    "If you find me, I'll set you on fire." Sang Yunian squeezed into the room and started searching.

    "Brother, what are you looking for?" Blue held a stick in his mouth, it was a colorful oblate one, which made his cheeks on both sides more bulging.

    "Holy shit, shit, where did so many bombs fly out, ahhh!" Blue poked the game screen in a hurry, looked at the charred villain and said, "Ah, I was blown to death......"

    "Suck..." A drop of saliva slid down to his chin, Blue first raised his head and looked over there, after making sure no one noticed, took a piece of paper to wipe the saliva quietly, and took the lollipop out of his mouth.

    Ding Dong, who pretended not to see someone drooling, held back a laugh.

    After rummaging around but not finding any lubricating oil, Sang Yunian pulled up the quilt to cover Blue's butt, and warned in a low voice before leaving: "Don't mess with me."

    "I know." Ding Dong pushed him out of the room and said before closing the door, "It's more exciting without lubricating oil."

    "Fuck." Sang Yunian kicked the door, "Ding, you better piss me off."

    Under the indoor lights, the stars were red, and the windows were opened, and wisps of smoke spread along the windows.

    Smoke with a strong tobacco smell lingered around Bai Yi's fingertips, and the ash fell all over the floor. The new contact in the chat list made him feel a little panic, but it was quickly covered up by strong disgust.

    Little Bu loves to eat: Yu Nian is super cute (^0^)/

    Little Bu loves to eat: Little Bu's pets (≧▽≦)

    Little Bu loves to eat: Fried small dried fish is from Yu Nian, Yu Nian is from Little Bu, mine, mine, mine, mine... [my ×999]

    The man's extremely low laughter overflowed through the window slit in the fine rain, reflected in the reflection of the floor-to-ceiling window, and his thin lips parted slightly, silently whispering: mine.

    Fried small dried fish is available every year, every year is Yi Yi.

    ...

    Ding Dong threw the signed express delivery into Sang Yunian's hands.

    Sang Yunian casually threw the courier box to Bai Yi.

    Ding Dong gave him a strange look, with a bit of inquiry in his eyes.

    Sang Yunian looked away, with a haste that he didn't even notice.

    "Give it to me? Thank you." Bai Yi tore open the courier box, and after seeing the efficacy on the medicine box, he was taken aback by surprise.

    "Thanks to this sponsor, for being considerate of the staff and tenants." Sang Yunian launched Ding Dong.

    "Thank you boss." Bai Yi stared blankly at the other smaller pot of medicine.

    Brighten skin tone, maintain xx firm xx, xx lubricate xx, xxxx...

    This... Bai Yi looked at it again, um, he read it right, he looked at Ding Dong suspiciously.

    Ding Dong stuffed the two cans of medicine back into the express box that was torn in half: "It's not what I want to buy, I'm only responsible for paying for it."

    It means that he didn't buy these two cans of ointment, which is a bit of a cover-up.

    "I'm afraid you won't be able to get married if you have scars." Sang Yunian didn't know that Ding Dong mixed a messy yellow ointment into it.

    Bai Yi stuffed xx ointment into Ding Dong's trouser pocket: "Use it yourself."

    The manual fell out, and Sang Yunian, who saw the contents clearly: "..."

    What kind of messed up medicine?This is a bookstore, and all the people passing by outside are students, can everyone be more pure outside?

    After removing the gauze, a layer of scars formed on Bai Yi's healed wound, and the cold ointment with a light and fresh medicinal fragrance spread evenly on the wound.

    Sang Yunian stared at Bai Yi's fingers gently sliding between the skin of his arm with a little ecstasy.

    The chaotic sounds from both sides of the street came to the bookstore, the conversations of passers-by, the driving sound of vehicle engines, and the faint sound of birdsong.

    birdsong?!

    Sang Yunian stood up abruptly, stepped outside the door and looked around.

    "What's wrong?" Bai Yi and Ding Dong looked at him strangely.

    "I seemed to hear a bird singing just now." Sang Yunian narrowed his eyes slightly under the sun.

    "It's the bell. If it was a bird, it would have been killed immediately." Ding Dong said.

    "That's right." Sang Yunian returned to the bookstore and saw that Bai Yi had applied the wound medicine and was carefully reading the xx ointment instructions.

    Bai Yi raised his head to meet his gaze, unscrewed the cap and wiped it on the back of his hand: "This medicine should have a good effect."

    Sang Yunian: "..."

    Ding Dong: "..."

    That night, Ding Dong seriously tricked Blue into taking the drug.

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