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    "Ding dong!"

    After ten days, the soft and waxy child's voice of the kitchen corpse system resounded in the sky again, and the sweet and soft voice aroused deep resentment from countless players.

    "September 21st is World Peace Day, Ms. R didn't disturb everyone's holiday~"

    "Did you have a good time? I hope you are happy, even if you are not happy, the next game can make you happy~"

    "Ding dong!"

    "At 09:00 on September 26, 2219, the eighth stop of the White Animal City mini game - the fairy tale world of wolves and sheep."

    "System R has all the interpretation rights of White Animal City.

    System R will serve the last supper to the losers."

    "Welcome to the game field in Area 1004 of White Animal City, the number of players is 25."

    "Level 8-1, whack-a-mole."

    "30 little gophers who stole things sneaked into Heiheilang's Wolf Fort. Kind guests, please help Heiheilang beat up the gophers."

    "Only when all 30 gophers have been crushed can guests open the gate and leave Wolfsburg."

    "Game time limit: 60 minutes."

    "Game tips: 1. Each gopher only appears once. 2. The naughty black wolf will sneak into the gopher, so don't accidentally hurt it."

    "The kitchen corpse system wishes you a happy game."

    The rotten stench poured into the nostrils, the touch under the feet was very soft, the ground was covered with a layer of thick black hair, the source of the stench was this layer of hair, each hair was wriggling slightly, like slendernematodes.

    The overall tone of Wolf Castle is dark purple-black, and there are small black dots all over the dark purple walls, like densely packed black pupils.

    The exquisite and gorgeous crystal chandelier shook slightly, making a "creaking" sound, and the shadows moved back and forth on the hair-covered ground with the swaying of the chandelier, like monsters with teeth and claws.

    The 25 players were put on uniform black hooded sweaters, with two fluffy wolf ears standing on the hats, and a soft wolf tail pulled down from the back. Numbers between 1 and 25 were printed on the front of the sweaters.

    Bai Yi calmly poured out the last two small dried fish in the packaging bag, fed one to the cat next to him, and fed the other to the cat next to him after taking a small bite.

    "Delicious." Sang Yunian smirked, pointing to the number on his sweater, "20, I love you."

    "Stop showing off." Ding Dong glanced at the numbers on their chests. There was a "20" and a "21". They really were couple outfits.

    Ding Dong untied the silver chains tied to several people's wrists one by one, and picked up the big wooden hammer from the long table in front of him. The wooden hammer was completely black, with sharp thorns all over the hammer head.

    Sang Yunian ignored his words and continued to look at his wife with a smirk. He didn't stop the smirk until she stuffed a big wooden hammer into his hand and looked at the surroundings seriously.

    Judging from the distance where they are standing, these 25 people know each other about four times. The only one who did not form a team was a little boy. The boy looked around timidly, as if he had entered the game for the first time.

    Players die in every game, and new players who have just turned 12 join in every game. The little boy is obviously a new player who just joined the game.

    Sang Yunian snatched half a box of rice cakes from Blue's hand, and took the rice cakes to coax the child: "Little brother, come with us?"

    The little boy stared at him for a while: "Is it really possible?"

    "Really." Sang Yunian stuffed a rice cake into his mouth.

    "Thank you brother, my name is Karp." Karp happily ate sugar rice cakes.

    "Hiss..." There was a slight rubbing sound through the wool carpet under his feet, accompanied by a "click" chewing sound, as if something was chewing on the hair.

    The 25 hammers on the long table were all taken away, one for each person, and everyone stared vigilantly at the hair wriggling under their feet.

    Sang Yunian stuffed a hammer into Karp's hand, and put the remaining rice cakes on the table.Seeing this, Blue immediately picked one up and stuffed it into his mouth.

    A large lump bulged on the ground not far away, and half of a dark object protruded from it. It was a huge gopher, and its big black round eyes reflected the dark purple light from the crystal lamp.

    The gopher laughed "squeaky", its long purple-black tongue squeezed out from between its sharp teeth, and stretched out towards the nearest player No. 10.

    "Squeak!" A shrill scream resounded through the castle, the gopher's tongue was pierced by the thorns on the surface of the hammer head, the long thorns pierced the blood vessels on the tongue, and purple-black blood splashed everywhere.

    Player No. 11 next to him rushed up to the gopher and hit it on the head with a hammer.

    The gopher's skull was broken, and dark green brains gushed out like a fountain.

    The two players calmly wiped away the mucus splashed on their faces, and stood up the big hammer with blood and brains on the ground, saying: "Please do your best, some people who don't work be careful to be beaten by the group."

    No one spoke, so No. 10 and No. 11 thought that the battle was over, and joined the two teammates on the side.

    No. 10 showed off in a very low voice: "Are you two awesome?"

    Number 9 and Number 12 nodded perfunctorily.

    Number 11 whispered, "I know that box."

    "Huh?" Number 10 wondered.

    "The desserts at that store are super delicious. To eat the white sugar rice cakes at that store, I queued for nearly five hours, but I still didn't eat them in the end! No, I must go and steal a piece while he's not paying attention."No. 11 said angrily.

    "The people over there are watching," No. 9's voice lowered a lot, "Did he hear it?"

    No. 11 disdainfully said: "How is it possible? He must be so handsome by me."

    "Fuck." Blue hastily closed the lid of the rice cake and whispered, "Why do I think those four fools look so much like us?"

    "Remove 'we'." Sang Yunian said.

    "What did they say?" Ding Dong asked.

    "They want to steal my rice cakes." Blue hugged the rice cake box tightly in his arms.

    "Hiss, hiss..." The slight friction sounded for the second time.

    Blue takes a jerk back as the source of the sound is just below his feet.

    A pitch-black object emerged from the soft, foul-smelling hair, the gopher's neck stretched rapidly, and its sharp fangs pierced the rice cake box in Blue's hand.

    Blue hit it on the head with a hammer, and the gopher's head fell off its slender neck and rolled gurglingly to the bottom of the table.

    "Trying to grab my rice cake," Blue glanced at No. 11, "No way."

    No. 9 cast a look at No. 11: Look, he really heard it.

    Player No. 11: Rice cakes, I want to eat rice cakes.

    The next three gophers that appeared were all quickly dealt with.The soft hair on the ground bulged again. The sixth gopher protruded half of its obese body. Its black pupils did not have a trace of luster. It opened a huge mouth on the top of its head, and its scarlet tongue stretched out towards the nearest player No. 14.

    Player No. 14 raised the hammer in his hand, and suddenly heard someone shout "Stop", but when he reacted, the hammer in his hand had already smashed into the gopher's bloody mouth.

    Bright red blood sprayed out from the mouth of player 14, mixed with the crushed meat and teeth, and even a small amount of blood flowed down the throat into the stomach.

    Sang Yunian looked at the laughing "gopher" indifferently, he found out too late, and the sentence "stop" was also conveyed too late.

    The gopher turned into a big black wolf standing on two legs. The black wolf narrowed its dark green pupils and greedily stared at the prey in front of it: "This beautiful lady, how can you turn me into an evil gopher?? As punishment, I will make you into a can, give up resisting and obediently become my can, woo woo woo woo!"

    Bai Yi said in a low voice, "Its cry is the same as yours, woo woo woo."

    Sang Yunian: "..."

    "Aww! Aww! Aww!" Hei Hei Lang raised his neck and howled three times in a row towards the ceiling, his green pupils turned to player No. 14 again, "Miss, you are so sweet, you made itCanned must be the tastiest."

    The lower half of player No. 14's face rotted at a speed visible to the naked eye. Pieces of bright red flesh and cracked bones fell off piece by piece.

    "Uh..." Without her tongue and mouth, the voice of player 14 could only be squeezed out through her throat. She trembled in pain, and frantically swung the big hammer at the NPC.

    Hei Hei Lang stood motionless on the spot, the smile on his face becoming more ferocious.

    Player No. 15 next to her immediately stopped her: "Stop! The injury will only be on you."

    "Hiss~" Hei Hei Lang licked his sharp teeth, "I am the owner of Wolf Fort, and you are just guests. Guests who accidentally hurt the owner will be canned."

    "Then, it's time for me, Hei Hei Lang, to make canned food. What? You stand in front of her, and you want to be my canned food?" Hei Hei Lang narrowed his eyes and looked at player number 15.

    Player 15 stared at it trembling all over, and was pushed away by Player 14.

    "That's right." Heiheilang took out two thin blades from his eyeballs, kicked player 14 down, stepped on her stomach, and cut the thin blades across the flesh.

    "Uh! Uh..." Broken and shrill screams came out of his throat intermittently.

    Hei Hei Lang stuffed the peeled human skin into a small can, pulled the smelly hair from the ground into it, and finally sealed the lid.

    "Successfully collected a can, and I'll leave it to you guys, come on! Don't accidentally hurt the innocent me again, oh! It hurts!" Hei Hei Lang turned his head and stared angrily at player No. 20 who was grabbing his ear, "YouDo you want to become a can too?"

    "I don't. I just feel that your ears are very handsome and I want to touch them." Sang Yunian pinched his ears calmly, without any loss of strength in his hands.

    "Hmph! It's better like this!" After speaking, Hei Hei Lang disappeared instantly.

    Sang Yunian frowned: "Tsk, I ran away, I didn't catch it."

    "Accidental injury, not injury." Bai Yi grasped the key words, "Does your ear hurt?"

    "Do you see if it's red?" Sang Yunian put his ear close to him.

    "It's not red." Bai Yi raised his hand and touched his ear, the temperature was also normal, it didn't look like he had been pulled hard.

    "Then it doesn't hurt." When Sang Yunian said this, he could clearly feel the "stupid" eyes from the people around him. He didn't know if it hurt or not.until it hurts.

    It does not hurt, which means that when the black wolf becomes a wolf, the player can hurt it at will, because they already know that it is a wolf, and they will not treat the wolf as a gopher and "accidentally injure" it.

    Player No. 15, who lost his companion, had red eyes: "Damn it! Next time that wolf comes out again, I will kill it!"

    Player No. 2 said indifferently: "It can't die. If it dies, this game will lose its meaning to the kitchen corpse system."

    The smile on No. 1's face was a little crazy: "The data will be refreshed and reset, so that the system is more convenient to torture us, isn't it?"

    "The difference between wolves and gophers lies in the color of their blood. The blood of gophers is purple-black, while the blood of wolves is red." Player 1 turned his gaze to Sang Yunian and asked, "No. 20, how do you judge the identity of a wolf?"of?"

    "There are two other points," Sang Yunian said, "one is that the eyes of the gophers reflect light, and the eyes of wolves are very dark and do not reflect light. The second point is that there is a 'hissing' sound on the ground before the gophers appear, but there is no before the wolves appear."

    No. 1 nodded: "It's much easier to know the characteristics. The next time the gopher appears, we will observe it clearly before we do it."

    No. 11 raised a question: "If, I mean, if, Hei Langlang, no, Hei Hei Lang's characteristics change, what should we do?"

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