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    "Happy birthday, every year~" Bo Meng and Lin Xian held a double chocolate cake.

    "Happy birthday, brother." Blue and Ding Dong pushed a small trolley with six layers of huge cakes. From the first layer to the sixth layer, there were six different flavors.

    Sang Yunian looked at Bai Yi, obediently waiting for his wife to hand over the gift.

    Bai Yi handed over a small light gold round box, the style was exactly the same as the box that contained the cat pendant last time.

    Therefore, Sang Yunian has reason to suspect that this is the same box, but he did not expect that they are both old couples, and Mr. Heitu should be stingy or stingy.

    "Go back and see." Bai Yi pressed his hand and put the gift box back.

    "Okay, thank you brother for the gift." Sang Yunian stared at him with a smile, two pointed canine teeth protruding from the corners of his lips, and two warm dimples appeared on both sides of his cheeks.

    Bai Yi's Adam's apple moved slightly, and he pulled down his shirt to cover Bai Xiaoyi who was so happy to take off.

    Sang Yunian noticed his little movements, and repeated in a low voice: "Brother..."

    "Cough cough cough..." Blue next to him coughed a few times, "My sister and brother-in-law are all here, some people should pay attention."

    Ding Dong made a "tsk" sound: "The previous car had a flat tire because it couldn't bear the huge pressure. Some people bought a new car. Can't they drive it now?"

    Bo Meng, who didn't notice his little brother's tricks: "What kind of car? Ah, why do you look like you know everything? Tell me, tell me~"

    "Okay, you don't want to know." Lin Xian patted her on the head lightly, and inserted a small colored candle into the cream cake, "Come on, sister-in-law, first blow out the candle and make a wish."

    "Come on, brother, blow out all the candles in one go." Blue pondered whether to insert all the small candles in a box into the six-layer cake, "I wish you an early baby, one hundred and eight treasures per child."

    "How much is a child?" Ding Dong helped to insert small candles beside him.

    "One hundred and eight treasures, isn't it written like this in romance novels?" Blue glanced at the label on the candle box, "It just so happens that this box of candles also has 108 candles, one hundred and eight treasures for one child must be right."

    "This is a Tanmei novel, not a romance novel." Sang Yunian pulled out the candles on the cream one by one, "Just put a few candles in it for a while, and the cream will be covered with wax."

    "Is 24 okay? Congratulations to brother Nian, who is one year older. When I reach 24, I will be as tall as you." Blue counted the candles on the cake.

    Sang Yunian looked at the top of his head in pity.

    "Ding Dong~" The doorbell rang.

    "Who? The old man didn't send someone to urge us to go back to the institute, right? My sister-in-law's birthday is such an important event, even if the old man deducts my salary, I won't go back." Bo Meng rushed to the door and locked it behind him.Then he clicked on the monitor at the door.

    The little robot at the door is holding a cake box in the shape of a small dried fish in its arms, and an expression is displayed on the display: (^▽^).

    [Hi, Mr. Sang ordered the birthday cake, please sign for it.〕

    Bo Meng opened the door, embraced the cute golden cake box in the shape of fried small fish, and said: "Order cake every year? It's still in the shape of small fish, so cute~ I'll eat three big cakes these two daysI can't finish it, my husband will tidy up the refrigerator to make room, and put all the unfinished cakes in the refrigerator."

    Blue and Ding Dong were quiet for a moment, and asked in a low voice: "You ordered?"

    "No, do you want to eat?" Sang Yunian set out the small plates for the cake.

    "Eat, everything it sends is delicious." Blue said.

    Blow out the candles on the three cakes in turn, taste the taste of the three cakes in turn, and finally put the remaining cakes in the refrigerator.

    Then Sang Yunian and Bai Yi were pushed into the room under the eyes of the four of them, "it's time to get down to business". Before the door closed, Ding Dong even slipped a box of lubricating oil in through the crack of the door.

    Opening the window, the cool wind came in in the early October evening, and the curtains fluttered slightly.

    Bai Yi propped his arms on the window sill, and looked across the buildings to look at the warm orange sunset in the distance.

    Sang Yunian stood beside him, admiring the same sunset glow with him, the gorgeous glow fell into the eyes of the two of them, coating the clear eyes with a layer of warm and soft color.

    They are very close, so close that they can touch each other's sight when they turn their heads, so close that they can touch each other's chest when they raise their hands, and so close that they can smell each other's breath.

    The soft lips blend with each other, the lips and teeth meet, the ears and temples rub together, the ends of the eyes are dyed with a beautiful and seductive blush like the sunset, and the cheeks are so hot that it is hard to control...

    When he came back to his senses, the sky outside had already darkened.

    Sang Yunian's pillow was empty, and when he sat up from the bed, he heard a slight crisp sound. There was a silver anklet on his ankle, and two small bells were hung on the chain. The bells were engraved with "year" and "Year"The word "Yi".

    It was a birthday present from Bai Yi, one of his feet was a gift from his sister, and the other was a gift from his wife.

    Blue and Ding Dong went back to the hotel.Bo Meng and Lin Xian are expected to be busy until late at night, and they sleep in the institute at night, which happens to make room for the two of them to do business.

    Opening the bedroom door, Sang Yunian smelled a strong smell of alcohol, and Bai Yi was lying on the table drunkenly, holding the wine glass in his hand.

    "What are you doing drinking when you get up in the middle of the night? Drinking afterwards?" Sang Yunian bent down and poked his blushing cheek.

    Bai Yi narrowed his red eyes, raised his eyelids blankly, turned his face to the other side after seeing the person next to him clearly.

    "What's the matter?" Sang Yunian moved from left to right following his movements, then Bai Yi turned his head again, Sang Yunian stepped to the left again, and Bai Yi simply turned his face directly to the table.

    Sang Yunian stood there thinking for a long time, and asked, "Did I hurt you?"

    Bai Yi clenched his wine glass tightly and did not move.

    Sang Yunian weighed the wine bottle, the whole bottle of white wine was empty, only half of the glass in Bai Yi's hand was left.

    After the second reflection, Sang Yunian's voice became much softer: "Is it because of poor technology?"

    Bai Yi raised his head and pushed the wine glass towards him.

    Fine, he acquiesced.

    Sang Yunian felt a deep blow in his heart. He drank half a glass of white wine in two gulps, and the spicy wine spread down his mouth.

    "No, but if it was me, I would do better." Bai Yi's voice was a little hoarse than usual, with a crunchy voice and a provocative voice, with those peach blossom eyes full of steam, he said aggrievedly.Staring at him, "Celin is very beautiful, and I will buy you a small fish cake."

    "Jealous?" Sang Yunian stroked his reddened eyes with his fingers, "The system just keeps me as a pet. Sherlyn's love for me comes from the photos released by the system before. Normal animals are rare under the genetic virus., she likes animals, those photos were taken when I was a volunteer at the zoo, like I just love houses and birds."

    "In the early days of the virus outbreak, almost all information related to animals on the Internet was deleted. The small photo album I made was able to be dug out by Sherlyn, mainly because of Blue's ability to make money.Various websites put up photo albums, and even created N websites specifically, so that others can’t delete them all, and finally Sherlyn can find them.”

    Bai Yi squinted his eyes to look at him, and seemed to understand his words after a moment of stupefaction. He grabbed his clothes with his fingers, and subtly raised his soft ending: "Old Gong~"

    It seemed that the stamina of the alcohol had picked up, Sang Yunian's cheeks were stained with a slightly hot blush, and his throat felt a little hot.

    "Hmm..." Bai Yi put his arms around his waist and buried his face in his chest.

    Breathing became short of breath, Sang Yunian picked him up and threw him on the bed.

    "Thirsty." Bai Yi lay softly on the bed.

    Sang Yunian quickly ran to the kitchen to get a glass of water.

    "I want mint water." Bai Yi said.

    Sang Yunian rummaged in the kitchen for a long time but couldn't find mint, so he threw a mint candy into the water.

    "Add ice." Bai Yi frowned and looked at the water in front of him.

    Then Sang Yunian opened the refrigerator to look for ice cubes, carefully took out the cake from the refrigerator, added half a cup of ice cubes, and put the cake back.

    When he returned to the bedroom with the water in his hand, the end of his slightly raised eyelids had already turned a seductive red from the alcohol, and fine beads of sweat appeared on his forehead.

    After taking the water glass, a sly smile appeared in Bai Yi's lowered eyes, and the drunkenness in his eyes was completely gone.

    Sang Yunian swallowed impatiently, waiting patiently for his daughter-in-law to chew the ice cubes piece by piece.

    "Niannian." Bai Yi looked at his alcohol-stained face with a smile on his face while holding an ice cube in his mouth.

    "Hmm..." Sang Yunian's voice was a little soft, he took the empty cup in his hand and put it on the bedside table, then pressed it down as usual.

    Bai Yi laughed lowly for a long time, the laughter was full of complacency and arrogance, he pressed his shoulders hard and pushed him down.

    The drunken Sang Yunian was in a daze, not realizing what this gesture meant.

    It wasn't until the moment Mr. Black Rabbit successfully counterattacked that the kitty who was designed to counterattack suddenly woke up under the strong stimulation.

    Lying???groove!!!

    The small bell engraved with the characters "Nian" and "Yi" swayed violently and flamboyantly between the ankles, playing a rhythmic and pleasant tone.

    At the end of the madness, Bai Yi's delicate kisses landed on his hot cheeks, and he murmured like a dream: "Niannian, my brother gave you a birthday present, do you like it?"

    In the hotel, Blue wrapped himself in a big bubble and lay down in the bubble to play games.

    "The quality is really good." Ding Dong poked the big bubble depressedly.

    "Blue brand defensive bubble, can the quality be bad?" Blue manipulated the game characters on the screen with two fingers.

    "Oh," Ding Dong leaned on the bubble, "watch the video."

    Moments later, the person in the video let out a messy gasp.

    Blue stopped the game and glanced at his screen, then looked away nonchalantly: "Keep down, don't disturb me playing the game."

    Ding Dong said "hmm" and untied the knot on the waistband of his trousers.

    "Surnamed Ding, go to the toilet for me." Blue jumped up from the bed and stared at him warily.

    Ding Dong clutched the roll of paper next to the bed tightly.

    "Fuck! Wait a minute! I'll go to the bathroom, and I'll give you the bed." Blue didn't dare to remove the defensive bubble, and ran towards the bathroom pushing the bubble.

    Ding Dong threw down the video and toilet paper, hugged Bubble, took out two small knives from the drawer of the bedside table, and poked Bubble with all his strength, and it burst after a few times.

    Blue's eyes widened in shock, and Ding Dong gagged the second defensive bubble just as it popped out of his mouth.

    "Oh!" Blue pushed him away violently, Baozi's face was flushed, and the corners of his mouth were glistening angrily, "You little beast! I, I'm still a teenager."

    "I'll be 20 in a few months." Ding Dong approached him step by step with a knife in both hands.

    "Put the knife down for me, Ding, don't come over, I'll curse you if you come over again!" Blue retreated from the bathroom door to the balcony, don't back up and don't scold, "Ding's head is like a ball, kicked to the department store building,The department store sells balls, and it looks like a head surnamed Ding."

    Ding Dong put down the knife and stared at him with a smile: "Are you fighting? If you win, you will be rewarded."

    Blue said seriously: "I don't! My brother said it's not good to fight, I want to listen to my brother."

    Ding Dong asked back: "He also said that eating too much is not good, are you obedient?"

    "I...fuck!" Verbal persuasion was ineffective, Blue was about to start a physical attack, jumped up and threw him down, and threw his fist at him, "Just you? Still want to sleep with me? I can't beat you to death!"

    "Let's fight," Ding Dong who was being beaten showed a dangerous smile, and said in a low voice, "When you get tired from beating, I'll come to you."

    The exquisite and beautiful translucent ice-blue fish tail dragged long to the carpet, the tip of the tail curled up tightly, shaking tremblingly under the possession again and again...

    ...

    The little cat woke up from Mr. Black Rabbit's arms. After a long silence, the first words were: "Okay, you are awesome."

    "A exploded, right?" Bai Yi stroked his fluffy tiger ears contentedly, "Niannian was so good last night, I beg my brother to let me go..."

    "Shut up!" Sang Yunian covered his mouth in embarrassment.

    "Apply the medicine for you." Bai Yi said with a smile.

    "No, get out!" Sang Yunian kicked him off the bed, and the wound started to hurt.

    The little cat will remember this pain, and will never let Mr. Heitu succeed in counterattacking for the second time.

    On the other side, the bun-faced little salty fish who had just woken up was lost in thought. After thinking about it, he suddenly thought of the three big boxes of lubricating oil at home, and angrily blew a big bubble to make Ding Dong float on the ceiling all morning.

    The author has something to say:

    Niannian who was counterattacked: brother... Please let me go... [poor + helpless + tearful]

    Mr. Black Rabbit who successfully ate the kitten: [Tsundere+sounding+happy+work harder next time]

    The story of being eaten Little salted fish: woo woo woo...

    岽岽: Sihasha~ The old-fashioned little salted fish is so delicious~

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