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    Qi Muchu hugged his wife tightly again: "Honey, why are you only fifty percent satisfied with me?"

    ...Obviously still had a deep and hoarse voice, always dignified and dignified, but when Qi Muchu asked this question, his voice was resentful.

    Perhaps because of the alcohol, Ji Li felt his ears were burning.

    Professor Ji was dumbfounded: "...Yes, why is it only fifty points?"

    Obviously their love experience is so perfect!I am so satisfied with this husband!

    How can it be so low?

    Qi Muchu: "...It must be because I didn't do a good job somewhere, making my wife dissatisfied, and she doesn't love me..."

    "No way?" Professor Ji still felt unbelievable.

    "...Is there a measurement error?"

    Thinking of this, he tried to turn his head, raised his hand to touch Qi Muchu's chin, and leaned over to touch Qi Muchu's forehead and cheek.

    "Now?" Ji Li: "Is there any increase?"

    Qi Muchu: "...Yes."

    "How much?"

    "50.1."

    Ji Li: "..."

    Professor Ji approached him again in disbelief, and kissed her on the lips.

    "What now?"

    Ji Li asked: "Did you see my soaring capture value?"

    The corners of Qi Muchu's lips rose suddenly: "Well, 50.2."

    Ji Li: "Huh?"

    This rise is too slow!

    Professor Ji leaned over again full of exploratory spirit, attached two thin lips, and stuck them again and again.

    Maybe it took too long this time, and he was bitten dishonestly. After parting with a "uh", Ji Li asked again: "Now? Is there a little more?"

    Qi Muchu: "Well... 50.35."

    Ji Li: "..."

    OK, it's all good.

    It's really an extra decimal point.

    really do.

    "You must be kidding me!"

    Although he drank alcohol and sat in a dark environment for a long time, Ji Li was a little drowsy and his mind was not clear.

    But he didn't forget that Qi Muchu's medical records didn't include any strategy value at all!

    Qi Muchu explained: "That's because I didn't see you at that time. Only when I see you can I find out that you have a strategy value."

    Ji Li: ...I believe you a ghost.

    If this growth rate, the two months already full marks!

    Professor Ji immediately wanted to get up from the opponent's lap.

    Qi Muchu naturally held him down to prevent him from getting up, although he could still find a reason to continue lying, but there was nothing as serious as his wife getting angry.

    Embracing his lover's overly slender waist again, and dragging him back, Qi Muchu admits that there are indeed no numbers.

    "But are you willing to leave me?"

    Qi Muchu: "What would I do without you?"

    Ji Li: "..."

    Ji Li felt a little confused again.

    So much so that he couldn't tell whether it was himself or Qi Muchu who drank.

    Why did Mr. Qi become a big dog again?

    He really has no resistance to this animal attribute.

    Besides, Qi Muchu could actually make up some numbers above his head to deceive himself...

    What about Mr. Qi's not-so-entertaining and serious image??

    ...This is really a sand sculpture...

    He had no choice but to fall back into Qi Muchu's arms and lie flat. Ji Li knew that although the other party had fooled him with the numbers, those insecurities were still real.

    In fact, he wasn't angry either, and Ji Li was also happy with this kind of active atmosphere.

    So I raised my hand and touched Mr. Qi's big dog's head, which was full of comfort and comfort, and then Ji Li sighed and said: "I will not leave you. But we can't stay here forever, there are people outsideWait for us..."

    When he finished speaking, there was no movement from Qi Muchu's side.

    It seemed that it was only now that he remembered that there was a wine bureau outside.

    After a while, Qi Muchu responded in a low voice: "Okay. Let's go out."

    ——The voice is indifferent, abstinent, and aloof.

    There is no trace of grievance or resentment.

    It was the usual Mr. Qi in heavy armor.

    ...

    This made Ji Li suddenly feel that he was so cruel.

    ——Mr. Qi It seems that he really doesn't like drinking games...

    No, then what is he doing in the bar?

    "Well!"

    While thinking about it in a mess, Ji Li's ears were suddenly caught.

    ...It is the ear that has been teased all the time, and now it has become red and overcooked!

    The auricles were too hot, so when Qi Muchu poked the tip of his tongue over, he felt a coolness.

    It's like being licked by a snake letter.

    ...

    Ji Li's feeling like this is by no means an exaggeration.

    The main reason is that Mr. Qi is really licking his earlobe carefully!

    "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Ji Li couldn't help struggling again: "It's no good, itching..."

    Qi Muchu: "Do you dare to come to the bar without your husband next time?"

    While biting him enthusiastically, Qi Muchu asked coldly in an indifferent voice.

    Ji Li was almost crying again because of this kind of dual world of ice and fire.

    "What are you going to do with me? You can't drink... Well, take me with you! I'll take them with me wherever I go in the future!"

    "Do you still dare to drink when I'm not around?"

    Ji Li really wants to debate why I can't drink when you're not around, I'm good at drinking but not as bad as you.

    But the opponent already knew enough about his weakness, and launched a fierce attack on this disadvantage of his own side.

    It was so unbearable, Ji Li had to kick his legs, his uncontrollable voice was full of tears, he didn't have the mood to argue, so he continued to promise: "...don't dare, stop drinking...well, really...I won’t drink anymore when you’re not here, woohoo!”

    After Qi Muchu heard this, he let him go with satisfaction.

    Ji Li fell into his arms and trembled, trying to resist the feeling of electric current rushing through his body.

    ...The earlobe is his sensitive point, hey!

    Professor Ji, who was bullied again, thinks the big dog is cuter...

    Although a bit clingy, although can act like a baby.

    But still more obedient...

    Fortunately, Mr. Qi, who has returned to domineering, is finally willing to let him go.

    In order not to be seen by others, Qi Muchu took care of him up and down, and even squatted down to tie his scattered shoelaces himself.

    Ji Li stood still, letting others manipulate him, and asked, "But who are you going to the bar with..."

    Before the question was finished, there was a knock on the door outside.

    "Mr. Qi, Mr. Qi? Are you in there? The waiter said he saw you coming into this room..." A man's voice sounded from outside.

    Ji Li looked out and saw a person lying on the glass, looking in with mischievous eyebrows.

    And Qi Muchu still helped him tidy up his messed up trousers.

    The movements are not hurried or slow, just as calm as an old artist facing his beloved works.

    After everything was taken care of, he stood up. After standing up, his tall figure was straight and slender, and he walked directly towards the door.

    At the same time, the sound outside stopped abruptly.

    With a "click", Qi Muchu turned the lock and opened the door.

    Zhao Dong outside the door still maintained a stunned posture...

    The main reason is that when he looked in through the glass just now, he couldn't see anything clearly. He could see clearly that there were two people inside. One was standing, and the other was squatting or kneeling. In short, they were shorter than the standing one.In front of the person, taking care of something on the other person...

    That was definitely a gesture of surrender.

    Seeing that scene, Zhao Dong even felt that he had found the wrong room.

    Because the standing man was tall, but he was thin and dressed in ordinary clothes, not like Qi Muchu.

    And he never expected...

    Just when Zhao Dong was hesitating whether to continue calling the door, the squatting man stood up with a straight figure and sharp steps, a bit like Qi Muchu.

    Until the other party walked over and opened the door step by step, Zhao Dong could see his face clearly...

    It turned out to be Qi Muchu!

    ...So that person who didn't know whether he was squatting or kneeling in front of someone was really Qi Muchu?!!

    Zhao Dong felt that his cognition had been subverted!

    He was very tangled and hesitant, wondering if he had seen something he shouldn't have seen, and couldn't say anything, so he could only swear, "Damn!"

    Qi Muchu who opened the door just heard this sentence, raised his eyebrows at him: "Huh?"

    Zhao Dong immediately stuttered from fright: "Mr. Qi, I, I..."

    But he had known Qi Muchu for several years, and he knew this person quite well. Even though he was flustered, Zhao Dong could tell that Qi Muchu was in a good mood now.

    So Zhao Dong, who calmed down, immediately started hitting the snake again, and began to wonder who Mr. Qi was squatting in front of just now...

    Tonight Mr. Qi was finally willing to "summon" him, and suddenly said that he wanted to have a drink with him.

    When Zhao Dong received the news, his first reaction was that Qi Muchu never drank alcohol?

    The second reaction is that since you want to drink, it must be arranged by yourself.

    But Qi Muchu's little assistant directly sent him the address of a bar, with the text attached: [Hurry up, don't wait after the deadline.]

    ... Zhao Dong didn't understand either. Didn't he invite him to drink? Why didn't he wait after the expiration date?

    But he rushed over in a hurry. He stayed in Bin City for about two weeks, and things were almost done.

    Although during this period, only met Qi Muchu once, and he was still in his company... But Mr. Qi acted resolutely and did not follow the surface, and he still did things for him even without meeting him.

    In this case, don't tell Zhao Dong to rush to a bar, just...any nightclub!

    But he didn't expect that after arriving at the bar, Qi Muchu didn't drink, drink, eat or talk, and just stared in one direction, sitting for a long time.

    Zhao Dong didn't see any tricks, but Qi Muchu often behaved like this when we were studying abroad together. No one knew what he was thinking. Zhao Dong took it easy and drank his own, and was invitedGo to another table and chat together.

    Then when he turned his head, Qi Muchu disappeared.

    Zhao Dong waited and waited, finally couldn't wait and came out to look for it. Fortunately, the waiter had an impression of their table and took the initiative to tell him that the guest entered a certain private room and brought another handsome guy...

    The door appeared to be locked.

    Zhao Dong thought at the time, Qi Muchu turned out to be a wine-lover's heart is not in the cup!

    No wonder he urged him to come here in such a hurry, it turned out that he had asked himself to cover up.

    But doesn't Qi Muchu have a wife?

    Isn't his wife Ji Li?

    ...

    He, come outside to steal food??

    Zhao Dong recalled that the little assistant of Qi Muchu's family surnamed Xu happily shared with himself recently: Mr. Qi has become much more energetic and normal recently. Even Xu Qing feels that Mr. Qi has completely recovered, and the plot in his mind may have disappeared...…

    So it's back to normal, so you can go outside to steal food?

    ...

    Zhao Dong felt his conscience was tormented!

    If that's the case, should he tell Ji Li or not?

    Tell me, sorry brother Qi Muchu.

    Don't tell me, Ji Li is his cousin again....Although it is the kind that haven't seen in eight hundred years, and haven't contacted easily.

    Zhao Dong, who was extremely entangled, finally found the private room that the waiter had mentioned. He knocked on the door distractedly, and saw through the glass that Mr. Qi in the room was squatting on the ground to fix the trousers and tie the shoelaces of other boys...Zhao Dong was even less calm.

    After a long time, Qi Muchu turned out to be good at this!I can't see it!

    No wonder Qi Muchu was single when he was studying.

    Others fell in love with him, who is not trying to please him in a charming way, who dares to let Mr. Qi serve him like that!

    Thinking of this, Zhao Dong began to complain about his cousin Ji Li again.

    Although his cousin has no interest, it is impossible to accompany him to the bar, and there is a high probability that he will not know anything about S/M, but since Qi Muchu is married, he can't come out to steal food again!

    Ah, just thinking about it makes me angry!

    Suddenly, really want to know who the little vixen inside the door is!

    And just when he was going to bypass Qi Muchu a little bit and take a look at who was inside, the "other boy" inside the door came directly to the door without avoiding suspicion.

    "Cousin Zhao Dong?"

    Zhao Dong: "..."

    Looking at Qi Muchu who was tall and tall at the door, he also saw clearly the appearance of the person behind him...

    Zhao Dong swears again: "Fuck, Ji Li, why is it you???"

    The three people inside and outside the door stood almost in a triangle, and suddenly they were a little dazed.

    Zhao Dong: "You actually came to the bar?... Then Qi..."

    Zhao Dong was the first to be dumbfounded.

    ...But in fact, as long as Ji Li is substituting a little bit, the picture just now is reasonable-in Mr. Zhao's impression, his cousin is the type who can't take care of himself, and it's normal that he can't tie his shoelaces.

    Ahhh, it's still not right!

    Being unable to take care of oneself, and Mr. Qi being willing to take care of it himself are two different things!!

    And they just stayed in the room for so long!

    ... What did you do??

    So Qi Muchu watched and led people into the private room this night, but all of them surrounded his cousin???

    Ji Li's problem here is much simpler.

    He asked Zhao Dong: "When did my cousin come to Bin City? By the way, Mr. Qi said he came to discuss things with his friends, that is, cousin Zhao Dong?"

    Ji Li didn't know that they were friends, but when Zhao Dong called the door just now, it was Mr. Qi who called, obviously he came to find Qi Muchu.

    Ji Li thought it was too coincidental, and couldn't help but look at Qi Muchu again.

    Qi Muchu was noncommittal.

    However, his face had completely returned to its previous coldness.

    He took the hand of his wife first, and then his voice was high and cold, as if he was asking casually, but also as if he was asking two people at the same time: "Why haven't we seen each other for so long, Lili can still recognize Mr. Zhao at the first sight?"?”

    The author has something to say:

    Qi Dagougou: Haven’t seen each other for many years? How come Zhao Dong directly owns/is jealous/angry when he recognizes at a glance/I have worked so hard to achieve it for a long time!

    Ji Li: You're not crazy, pet the dog's head.

    Mr. Qi: All right."Secondly good."

    When wrote this, suddenly felt that if Mr. Qi could see the numbers, then Ji Li would continue to allow him to attack, and the setting of increasing satisfaction a little bit would be interesting.But the text here doesn't work. If you pretend to see it and continue editing, it doesn't fit Mr. Qi's character. He's just teasing Ji Li. He can't keep lying.If you can really see the numbers, that's another story... so can only give up.

    However, I suddenly thought that I would wait until the end to see if there would be an extra episode, and the love between the two of them would be full by then, and they would be an old married couple.Satisfaction has really become 50... Then Mr. Qi was wronged and stubbornly re-raided, while trying to find a man with a higher score... The story of Li Li continuing to be confused... hhh I think it will be very interesting~ (just record the brainHole, may not really be able to write Orz, if it is not interesting, then I will not write it

    On the last day of 22 years, random small red envelopes~

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