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    For Yuan Bozhu, it was a calm day.

    At six o'clock in the afternoon, the get out of class bell rang.

    As the principal said at the flag-raising ceremony, the school dismissed on time.

    Except for the students who were on duty, everyone rushed out of the classroom.

    Yuan Bozhu is one of the students on duty today.

    But after a few minutes, he was the only one left in the classroom.

    Because Ban Zhe, who was assigned to him, sent a request to him: "My grandfather's 70th birthday today, the whole family is waiting for me to have dinner alone. Yuan classmate, please help! I will help you next time!"

    Yuan Bozhu took a second to think about which one was more troublesome: rejecting or accepting.

    It was obvious that if he refused to help, the classmate would stay and clean up with Yuan Bozhu for at least ten minutes.

    Accept the request, although he will do more work, but he can be clean.

    And it pays to be the last to leave the classroom.

    Don't worry about bumping into a teacher on the way home from school, or just happen to be on the same bus as a classmate.

    After thinking about it, Yuan Bozhu chose to accept: "Yes."

    Ban Zhe seemed to have guessed that he would help, already packed his schoolbags and ran to the door of the classroom.

    Seeing that he did not refuse, he showed a grateful smile and explained: "This semester, the garbage disposal point has been changed to the flower bed behind the teaching building. When you throw garbage, don't throw it in the wrong place. Points will be deducted. Remember when you leaveClose the doors and windows, thanks, bye!"

    Before Yuan Bozhu could nod his head, the other party had already run away like the wind.

    Yuan Bozhu started cleaning alone.

    In fact, it is not tiring to be on duty, but to be the last person to leave, many students are not willing.

    When he was on duty with others before, Yuan Bozhu often received similar requests.Let him take out the trash, let him go last.

    In the eyes of everyone, Yuan Bozhu is an inconspicuous, temperless and very honest classmate.

    Because Yuan Bozhu was too boring and quiet, and never played with the boys in the class.Coupled with his bulky glasses and hairstyle, which covered most of his face, he looked stupid. Over time, everyone didn't pay much attention to this person.

    Ask Yuan Bozhu to help with things, and there is no psychological burden.

    Because Yuan Bozhu doesn't care about every detail.

    After sweeping the floor, there was a sudden rustling of leaves outside the window.

    Wipe it.

    Yuan Bozhu looked up and found the stray cat who grew up eating a lot of food in the school.

    Two years ago, this orange cat was only the size of a palm and skinny, but now it is so fat that it is difficult to even climb a tree.Probably the teachers and classmates in the school fed him too well.

    It is clumsy but persistently lying on a branch at the height of the fifth floor - Daju has some skills to reach this height.

    But apparently, the thin, crumbling strip gradually couldn't support its weight.

    Daju is very strong and persistent, and is still climbing forward.

    A sparrow was huddling stiffly on a branch, and it seemed that it didn't dare to fly, because the distance between it and the big orange was no more than a cat's claw, and they might die together at any time.

    Birds don't fly for fear of disturbing cats.The cat does not jump, afraid of falling off the tree.

    Yuan Bozhu only glanced at it and then withdrew his gaze.

    A few minutes later, he finished mopping the floor and was ready to wash with the mop.

    When passing the podium, he found that a cat and a bird outside the window were still in a stalemate.

    Yuan Bozhu lowered his eyes and thought for a moment.

    Suddenly he picked up a piece of chalk on the blackboard slot, and threw his hand out the window.

    An afterimage whizzed across the sky.

    Obviously, Yuan Bozhu's movements were not big, as if he didn't use any force, but the sound of the wind was as sharp as a blade, and the moment the chalk tip hit the target, the branch split in two.

    Swish——

    The little bird took the opportunity to flap its wings and flew away quickly.

    Daju was shaken by the suddenly trembling branch, and hugged the branch in a frenzy, in a dilemma, very embarrassed.

    Yuan Bozhu stood at the podium, two meters away from the window, looking at Daju in the distance.

    The cat also turned to look at him.

    The vertical pupil emits a faint light.

    "Meow!"

    Bad Lord, good thing, you are over, you are over, you are over.

    When get down from the tree, will tear up your book!

    Hiss, how do I get down.

    Although the cat cannot speak human language, Yuan Bozhu can understand what it is thinking.

    The next moment, he slowly stretched out his hand again.

    Flipping the back of the palm, bringing the two fingers together, pressing the knuckles down, a gust of wind suddenly blows outside the window.

    The leaves trembled suddenly, and the branches danced wildly.

    Daju was startled, and tightly hugged the crumbling branches under his feet.

    "Let's go." Yuan Bozhu said.

    Before the cat could react, it found that the branch it was hugging had been bent by the wind and was approaching a safe place.

    It took advantage of the situation and jumped onto the thicker tree trunk on the opposite side. It flew back and forth a few times, and finally landed firmly.

    If you don't tell me, I will go by myself!

    Daju raised his head proudly.

    However, before stepping out of the elegant catwalk, she raised her tail in horror and looked up from the flower bed on the first floor.

    Meow, did I understand people's words just now?

    After cleaning the classroom, Yuan Bozhu went to get his schoolbag, and turned on his cell phone by the way.

    As soon as turned it on, heard the sound of group messages.

    "Happy Yuanyuan Family"

    -Brother Yushu Linfengyuan: won’t come back today either.

    -Dad Yuan: Where are you going?

    -Brother Yushu Linfengyuan: Go fooling around.[shy.jpg]

    -Dad Yuan: Come back some time to complete the formalities.

    -Brother Yushu Linfengyuan: Huh?What procedures?

    -Dad Yuan: Think of a way to get you out of our household registration.

    -Brother Yushu Linfengyuan: QAQ Dad, don't do this.I'll be back tomorrow, I promise today is the last day, let me play again.

    -A tarot six-line astrology and palmistry, please make an appointment: @玉树临风园哥哥, I counted that you have a bloody disaster today, be careful to die outside, little silly nose.

    -Brother Yushu Linfengyuan: [angry.jpg] I won't even die if you die, old hag.

    -A tarot six-line astrology and palmistry, please make an appointment: @圆爸, Dad scolded me.

    -Brother Yushu Linfengyuan: Obviously you provoked first!!!@圆爸,爸爸QAQ Yuan Wanjiao, this vicious woman openly sows dissension

    -Dad Yuan: Withdrew from the group, 886

    Yuan Bozhu checked the group messages and saw that the chat history was two hours ago, so he didn't reply.

    When he packed his schoolbag and walked out, the teaching building was already very quiet.

    After walking out, he took the garbage bag and walked around to the back of the teaching building, looking for the new garbage disposal point that his classmates said.

    The treatment point is not difficult to find, it is in the open space behind the flower bed.

    But unfortunately, there are people here.

    Four tall, short, fat and thin people, in the smog, could smell the smell of ignorance as soon as they approached - they were the four famous bastards in the school, who claimed to be school bullies.

    Four school bullies were leaning in a corner, smoking and chatting.

    "I'm really convinced, I don't know what that Han Banlan is pulling, but he slapped me, fuck! I really think I care about her."

    "She just relied on that Lin Shuangxiu to cover her."

    "What kind of hairy Lin Shuangxiu is, with thin arms and legs, I'll break it if I twist it!"

    "Forget it, Lin Shuanghuan fights with a lot of people every day, especially Yu Yangen, who always eats with his buttocks. I heard that when he first entered the school, he had a lot of fights. Fight against them.It’s not worth it and it’s unnecessary.”

    "Fuck, then the fucking slap was for nothing?"

    "Think about it, didn't you touch her face, and didn't—hey, who the hell is there?!"

    Yuan Bozhu didn't know them, but he had a little impression of them.

    It's probably because these people are often running around on various floors, and they have the title of a high school bully, so it's hard not to remember their faces.

    When ordinary students see gangsters gathering together, their first reaction is to avoid them.

    Yuan Bozhu is also an ordinary student, so he plans to turn around on the spot.

    The same goes for taking trash out of school.

    Who knew that just as he was backing away, one of the school bullies suddenly yelled at him: "Hey, that glasses, what are you running for?"

    Yuan Bozhu thought for a while, then turned to look at him.

    "Is it fun to listen to the wall? Damn it, I still want to run away, so I will send you a letter!"

    That's what they said, but the four of them still swallowed their clouds, and didn't intend to rush up and beat people up.

    The fat one even joked: "Don't be so fierce, you're pretty dumb when you look at it, and then you scare people stupid."

    "Tch, these glasses are so dull, blame me?"

    The taller one raised his chin and said arrogantly to Yuan Bozhu, "You, yes, it's just you. You're here, let's get to know each other. What grade are you in?"

    Of course they were not interested in Yuan Bozhu, it was just a prelude.

    Asking this way is to know the identity of Yuan Bozhu so that they can exert pressure.

    Yuan Bozhu looked at them, not wanting to reveal his class name.

    The silence obviously made the other party unhappy.

    The short one suddenly threw the cigarette butt that was almost finished at Yuan Bozhu's body, and cursed: "Dumb?!"

    Yuan Bozhu frowned.

    Seeing the cigarette butt falling to his heel, he lifted his foot expressionlessly and stomped it out.

    At this time, the other party had already walked over, looked up at the school badge on Yuan Bozhu's chest, and read out: "Grade Three and Seven, Yuan Bozhu. Okay, I remember you, kid."

    He is less than 1.7 meters tall, but he thinks he is very imposing. He raised his arm high and patted Yuan Bozhu on the shoulder: "Now, go to the supermarket outside the school and buy two packs of cigarettes. I will give you ten minutes, more than oneMinutes, I'll punch you, do you hear me?"

    The few of them are used to being domineering in school, and they like to bully those "good students" who seem to be docile and honest.

    Because these students are the most obedient and timid.

    In their view, Yuan Bozhu is also this kind of person.

    The kind of idiot who dare not complain to the teacher after being bullied.

    "Speak?" Seeing that Yuan Bozhu didn't respond, the person in front of him said again, "You're really dumb, did you hear me?"

    Yuan Bozhu is 1.8 meters tall, and he had to lower his head when he looked at the shorter one.With a slightly introverted chin, he said expressionlessly, "Oh."

    But there is no afterword.

    The other party sneered: "You really look like an idiot."

    "Bird, you're scared to be stupid." The tall man snorted, and rushed to the original place again, "Go quickly when you hear it, point to the expensive ones, and if you dare to buy less than twenty, I'll fuck you when you come back.”

    He deliberately turned up his volume and roared with great momentum.

    Yuan Bozhu didn't answer.

    But because of his calm expression and his calm aura, people always think he is submissive.

    After the bullies of the school announced their declaration of collecting tolls, Yuan Bozhu pushed his glasses, and suddenly took a step towards them.

    The tall one stared, and immediately stood up straight and entered the state of preparation, thinking that Yuan Bozhu was going to attack.

    He quickly compared his figure with Yuan Bozhu's in his mind, and found that he might not have the upper hand in a one-on-one fight.

    But there are four people on their side, so there is no reason to worry about a guy with glasses.

    "What are you doing, kid?!"

    The four are both offensive and defensive, and they are full of momentum.

    However, as soon as he finished speaking, Yuan Bozhu walked past them and threw the garbage bag in his hand into the trash can.

    Turning around, he answered the four people realistically:

    "Throw out the trash."

    "..."

    "..."

    Several people glanced at each other, always feeling that Yuan Bozhu's tone made them uncomfortable.

    Because he was too calm, he didn't show awe and respect for them at all.

    But think about it, this person is going to buy them cigarettes later, and it seems that he hasn't offended them.

    The last four people stared at Yuan Bozhu strangely and said, "Hurry up, go buy cigarettes!"

    Of course Yuan Bozhu would not buy cigarettes.

    He didn't take it to heart, and even forgot about those four people when he passed by the playground.

    On the football field, some energetic students did not go home immediately after school, and were still sweating profusely.

    Seeing this scene, Yuan Bozhu suddenly remembered that he hadn't exercised for a long time.

    At school, Yuan Bozhu avoids all group sports as much as possible.

    He didn't take part in it not entirely because he didn't want to socialize, but because of many considerations.

    Playing ball, swimming, track and field.

    Yuan Bozhu not only cannot experience happiness from such activities, but may also reveal the secret of his extraordinary physical fitness.

    If it is easy to play various competitions with his classmates, if nothing else happens, he will soon become the focus of everyone for breaking various records——

    It's not that he's being self-indulgent.

    When Yuan Bozhu was in elementary school, he "accidentally" ran a 1,000-meter run in one minute during a physical examination, which aroused a group of classmates and teachers to watch and discuss.

    This world record-breaking result was so amazing that everyone saw him run a kilometer, but after the final discussion, the physical education teacher still insisted that Yuan Bozhu must have missed two laps.

    He also criticized him and said: "How can a person run a thousand meters in one minute? Don't engage in cheating at such a young age."

    Of course, Yuan Bozhu didn't argue with the teacher, obediently "admitted his mistake" and then slowed down and ran two extra laps with everyone until the finish line.

    In addition to that time, there was an earlier crisis, which made Yuan Bozhu experience the embarrassment of being under the spotlight.

    When he was in the top class of kindergarten, Yuan Bozhu participated in a group activity: hooping.

    The teacher asked each child to display the small gifts they brought from home, and each of them had ten chances to vote in the circle to fight for the gift they wanted.

    It was originally a game to relax and amuse the children, but Yuan Bozhu happened to be the first person to get caught.

    He hit ten shots out of ten, and the game ended directly——

    The other children cried because Yuan Bozhu took half of the gifts by himself.

    A few children who were not crying protested with their hands on their hips, claiming that Yuan Bozhu would be kicked out of the big class because he used ten rings cruelly to trap everyone's happiness.

    The teachers in the kindergarten were also shocked in their panic.

    After comforting the children, the teachers did not forget to call Yuan Jilang, Yuan Bozhu's father, and said that the boy Yuan Bozhu is a talent for trapping, and if he is trained well, he will have great potential.

    Yuan Bozhu was at a loss and regretted from beginning to end.

    Dazed because he didn't know what kind of genius it is to be able to loop.

    I regretted it because, after that day, whenever the teacher saw a round thing, he would hand it to him, staring at him expectantly and saying, "Cub, show the teacher another one."

    Yuan Bozhu endured the burden of this genius until he graduated from kindergarten.

    After that, he also deeply realized a problem: to be a child among children, and to be an ordinary person among ordinary people.

    Yuan Bozhu itself is keen on sports.

    Just based on the above reasons, he needs a specific venue.

    For example, the top of the mountain at two o'clock in the morning.

    At that time, there was no one on the mountain, and he could "exercise" to his heart's content there.

    Although once, when Yuan Bozhu practiced his sword, he didn't control the sword energy well, so that the Xuantian Mountains in the south of the city trembled, and tens of thousands of wild animals were disturbed to move overnight, and the birds and beasts dispersed."The harbinger of the end of the day" almost caused a catastrophe.

    But fortunately, Yuan Bozhu was not exposed.

    So far, no one knows that on a certain day in a certain year and a certain month, Yuan Bozhu almost flattened a certain hill of Xuantian Mountain.

    Speaking of which, during the summer vacation some time ago, although he had a lot of time, Yuan Bozhu never had the opportunity to go climbing again.

    Because he works part-time every day, day and night without rest.

    No chance to exercise.

    From junior high school to the present, Yuan Bozhu has done many part-time jobs, including but not limited to: various tutors, various waiters, baristas, bartenders, animal trainers, private detectives, non-staff members of underground organizations, etc...

    Yuan Bozhu usually decides what to do based on the money he needs at that time.

    This summer vacation, Yuan Bozhu earned a lot of money, but he used it to buy a mobile phone and a computer for himself, and he didn't even have a few dollars left in his pocket.

    He didn't spend much money himself, so he didn't complain.

    These were supposed to be things parents prepared for their children. If the parents forgot, Yuan Bozhu would never tell them.

    It's not because the original family is poor.

    Mainly because his father has been in a mid-life crisis lately—

    His father, Yuan Jilang, is the head of the marketing department of a listed group project company. When the annual salary is high, he can get a million a year.This income level is decent even in a first-tier city like Qian City.

    But the problem is that this one million is needed to feed a family of five.

    The eldest son, Yuan Qifeng, is 28 years old this year. He has achieved nothing. He spends his days doing nothing but eating, drinking and having fun outside, and never comes home all day and all night.

    I don't know what to do every month, and need to get five-figure pocket money when reach out.

    The eldest daughter, Yuan Wanjiao, is also twenty-eight years old this year. She is relatively easy in life, and she has a craft to make money.The only problem is that I love handsome guys, young handsome guys.He spends money on his younger brothers at every turn, making himself unable to make ends meet.

    Yuan Jilang also often helped her.

    And that's not all.

    The biggest expense of the family is Yuan Bozhu's mother Hiiragi Shu.

    Hiiragi Shu is forty-two years old this year and has not yet retired. He works as an accountant in a company and gets a monthly salary of 8,000, which sounds like a lot.But she spends money lavishly and never understands the word thrift.

    Members who can recharge 100,000 yuan for a visit to a beauty salon, as long as they see their favorite when they go shopping, they must get it regardless of the price.

    Yuan Jilang dotes on his wife very much, and under normal circumstances, as long as he does not go bankrupt, he will satisfy all Hiiragi Shu's requirements.

    With these expenses, Yuan Jilang's salary is already dangerous.

    But he didn't know what kind of trend he had recently, and he took a fancy to a newly built villa area in the city center. He heard that it was the world's largest high-quality residential area built by the Union government. To buy a house there, you must have moneyHave status.

    Yuan Jilang's middle-aged crisis is manifested in that he especially wants to live in a big house.

    Yuan Bozhui had calculated for him that if he wanted to buy a house in that community, his whole family would live for 328 years without eating or drinking.

    Knowing that it was impossible, Yuan Jilang was very firm and said that he would definitely be able to move in with his family before retiring.

    So recently, the whole family has accompanied him to save money on food and expenses.

    Fortunately, as the youngest son, Yuan Bozhu is not worrying at all. In this era of rapid and rapid development of technology and entertainment, he never complains with a tight pocket money of 1,000 yuan every month.

    He has everything that other people's children have-earned with his own hands.

    Now that have mobile phones and computers, Yuan Bozhu doesn't have to work so diligently on a part-time job.

    So this weekend night, he can probably go to exercise happily.

    "careful!"

    "Oh my god!!"

    When Yuan Bozhu was distracted, suddenly several screams sounded from the direction of the court.

    Yuan Bozhu realized that something was flying towards him.

    Sure enough, the moment he raised his head, he caught a menacing soccer ball hitting him at high speed with the wind——

    The author has something to say:

    "Yuan Bozhu's OS":

    1. Little bird, cute, save it.

    2. Big orange, fluffy, save it.

    3. Seems to have forgotten something less important after leaving school.

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