Yuan Bozhu is rarely surprised.

This moment counts as one.

He had imagined many situations just now.

And match the appropriate handling methods for different emergencies one by one.

But none of them came in handy.

The expected crisis did not exist at all.

In front of me, there is only one person and one cat in the quiet bathroom, and the breeze blowing in from the huge ventilation window.

A campus male god who was supposed to be eating in the cafeteria fell to the ground hastily.

From the perspective of Yuan Bozhu, one can see his tight jaw line, trembling shoulders, and red ear tips from excessive tension.

Before today, Yuan Bozhu's impression of Lin Shuanghuan came from the word of mouth of others, from the distant scrutiny of him as an audience during various speeches, and countless irrelevant passing bys.

The deepest impression is that Lin Shuangxuan always seems to be smiling, and he has never seen him being cold to anyone on any occasion, nor has he been embarrassed by anything.

Take a more typical incident. There was an emergency situation on the stage at a school gala. The lights on the ceiling were obviously loose, and the wires driving the beam fell into the air.

For a moment, the actors fled in all directions, and the students in the audience screamed and stood up. Before the lights were smashed down, a stampede almost occurred in the safe passage——

At that time, as the host, Lin Shuangxuan immediately stepped forward to save the scene.

He was very close to the danger, took up the microphone calmly and calmly, and directed everyone to retreat in an orderly manner.

Throughout the whole process, Lin Shuangxuan's voice was steady, and his speech was gentle and gentle.

The flustered students gradually realized that maybe things were not that serious.

Even the host was still able to speak, which meant that he was not at the front line of life and death, so the tense atmosphere gradually eased, and finally everyone successfully evacuated, and Lin Shuangxuan and his teachers were waiting for the staff to overhaul and took charge of appeasing the students.

After that incident, Lin Shuangxuan seemed to be the magic needle of Dinghai, and any activity involving him, regardless of teachers and classmates, felt at ease.

Not only that, Lin Shuangxuan's excellence is also reflected in various details.

For example, even such a boring thing as a speech under the national flag, he had to memorize it until he was out of script before going on stage.

For example, when an anonymous alumnus in the post bar spread rumors and insulted him for being a Sea King behind his back, he just responded with his real name in an open and aboveboard way:

"I think you have misunderstood me, should we find time to talk?"

A man wrapped in a seamless exterior of perfection.

Yuan Bozhu thinks so.

But now, Lin Shuangxuan's image has changed a bit.

The expression that was always carefully prepared has collapsed, and the admirable calmness and calmness are gone, only panic and panic remain.

The object that made Lin Shuangxuan frightened was a cat that stepped on him.

Fat orange cat.

Lin Shuangxuan dropped a school uniform jacket that was still dripping with water, and he was only wearing thin short sleeves.

The forearm that was usually tightly wrapped was exposed.

Apart from the fact that the skin was so white that Yuan Bozhu felt different from ordinary people, the sporadic bruises and blood scabs waiting to heal were very eye-catching.

After the seamless shell is peeled off, there is an imperfect interior.

Yuan Bozhu didn't want to gossip, he just subconsciously thought so.

The overweight Daju lay on Lin Shuangling's undulating chest, and his round, fluffy head rubbed against his slender neck.

Lin Shuangxiu raised his angular and thin chin high, holding his breath as if death was at home, and his whole body showed a desperate struggle.

Yuan Bozhu couldn't understand this picture.

It is understandable that some people are afraid of dogs.Because some dogs are very aggressive, the larger types are even more difficult to defend against.

But cats are not. Even if there is a possibility of hurting people, humans can always resist due to size restrictions.

What's more, the current situation seems that the cat doesn't want to hurt Lin Shuangxuan.

But Lin Shuangxuan now feels that he has been strangled by the cat, and thinks that he is about to die here.

Weird scene.

The tap in the sink was dripping evenly and slowly.

Da da da.

It adds a touch of dignity to this weird picture.

Is it finally time for cats to rule the world?

Yuan Bozhu came up with such a nonsensical idea.

"Go away..."

Lin Shuangxuan scolded the cat, but his voice shook violently.

Although it can be heard that he has worked hard, his deterrent effect is very limited.

Not only was Daju not dismissed, but he let out a long cry: "Meow~~"

Then keep going.

"Don't……"

Lin Shuangxuan still had his neck stuck, and he couldn't even pronounce the second syllable.

Cold sweat drenched the tips of his hair, and even a drop fell on the ground, the scene looked very urgent.

For no reason, Yuan Bozhu thought of the sparrow who confronted Daju on the tree for ten minutes when he was on duty that day.

When they faced cats, they all had an instinctive fear, and their bodies showed unnatural stiffness.

But Lin Shuangxuan is a human being, so there is no danger in terms of his size.

Yuan Bozhu stood at the door.

He wants to leave.

He didn't think the situation was worth his shot.

What's more, it's not cost-effective to pay the price of dealing with the most popular person in the school.

It's just that when he wanted to turn around, it was already too late.

"Same, classmate...!"

Lin Shuangxuan found him.

A weak and urgent voice asked him for help: "Help me, okay, I... am allergic to cats."

It can be heard that this is Lin Shuangxuan's last bit of strength.

Now that it has been discovered, it is not appropriate to leave.

Yuan Bozhu glanced at Lin Shuangxuan, and finally walked over before the other party held his breath.

The "allergy to cats" excuse is pretty lame, and no one should be so intimidated by cat allergies.

But Yuan Bozhu didn't care about the source of Lin Shuangxuan's fear.

He was just passing by to help out, nothing else.

Chasing cats is probably the best thing Yuan Bozhu does.

He never liked all animals.

Especially those furry, small, round animals.

Whenever he tried to approach, the little ones could always feel the huge soul energy that oppressed all living beings from Yuan Bozhu's body——

It was the dead soul of countless monsters that Yuan Bozhu had killed in the past.

After the evil obstacles that harm the world are cut off by the practitioners, they become the merits of the practitioners and are included in the primordial spirit, which is an important "indicator" of ascension.

But because Yuan Bozhu failed to cross the catastrophe in the end, the dead soul of the monster beast he carried was not rescued, and finally turned into an aggressive soul energy, which was suppressed by Yuan Bozhu's cultivation.

These soul qi are of no great use, and they can't do other things. They usually only scare small animals.

Creatures like humans who don't live by intuition can't feel it.

Sure enough, as soon as Yuan Bozhu walked over, Daju had already stopped the cat-sucking action.

"Meow!" Daju yelled.

Yuan Bozhu saw that it was very energetic, but it was not scared away immediately, maybe it was just a strong cat.

It's just that after being threatened, Daju stretched out his sharp cat's claws unconsciously, and grabbed Lin Shuangxiu's shoulder suddenly.

At that moment, Lin Shuangxuan endured the pain and remained silent, but his expression hurt severely.

Yuan Bozhu leaned down, ready to fish the big orange away.

"Meow!!"

Back off!!

Yuan Bozhu was afraid that taking it away would cause stress to the cat and hurt Lin Shuangxuan instead, so he whispered: "Release."

His voice was as soft as possible, not wanting to scare the cat.

But because Yuan Bozhu's natural voice is deep and his words are always short, it will give people an illusion that they cannot be discussed.

like in order.

Cooperating with the seemingly absent soul energy around him, Daju immediately wilted.

and……

The matter of understanding human language again had a great impact on it.

It arched its back in horror and jumped onto the window sill.

"Meow meow meow meow!" It cursed for a while, then turned and jumped on the branch.

"call……"

Lin Shuangxiu held his breath until his cheeks turned red, but now he can finally breathe.

Yuan Bozhu watched the cat climb down the tree safely, then closed his eyes and glanced at Lin Shuangxuan on the ground.

The opponent stood on the ground and took a few breaths, then hurriedly stood up.

His slightly long hair was wet with cold sweat, and stuck to his forehead in embarrassment, his red eyes were concealed by thick eyelashes, and he looked a little terrified.

Anyway, Lin Shuangxuan's reaction was too great.

Those who didn't know thought that he had just fought with the vicious dog for 300 rounds and was seriously injured.

"Sorry, I just laughed."

After tidying up her mood, Lin Shuangxuan has regained her former calmness and decency.

He patted the ashes on his pants, and when he stood up straight again, the embarrassment and embarrassment that just fell on the ground was completely gone.

Yuan Bozhu looked at him and found that Lin Shuangxuan had an amazing talent in this area——

The grasp of the smile at the corner of the mouth is very precise and unique, and it can be done exactly the same every time, and the smile is exactly the same in any occasion.

"Student, what class are you in? It seems that I haven't seen you before. If I have a chance, I will treat you to a meal. Thank you very much."

Promises that usually start with "have a chance" are usually euphemisms for "never have a chance".

Of course, Yuan Bozhu didn't take these words to heart.

He didn't feel like he was helping much either.

"No need." Yuan Bozhu replied flatly.

"I'm not making excuses, I really want to treat you to dinner." Lin Shuanghuan's eyes were round and bright, his smile was bright and his teeth were bright, his voice was clear and hearty,

"After all, if it wasn't for your help, I almost died under the cat's claws just now, and you saved my life."

A lighthearted joke.

Another person might think that Lin Shuangxuan is very humorous, laughing with him, the atmosphere is relaxed, and the two become friends.

But Yuan Bozhu didn't laugh.

He didn't think it was very funny, and explained, "Cats can't kill people."

"..." Lin Shuangxuan blinked, "That's true, haha. My reaction was too exaggerated."

Yuan Bozhu thought he was amazing again.

This guy seems to be able to talk to anyone.

"You really don't want to eat with me?"

Lin Shuangxuan tilted her head, and her curled eyelashes trembled slightly as she blinked.

"No."

Yuan Bozhu subconsciously said so.

But after thinking about it, he felt that his indifference was too much, and he seemed to dislike Lin Shuanghuan, so he added, "It's a little effort."

Yuan Bozhu doesn't want to show any special emotions towards anyone. Hating and liking will only shorten the distance with people, and friends and enemies will cause unnecessary social interaction.

He and Lin Shuangxuan were just passers-by.

The passer-by just said goodbye with a few perfunctory words.

"All right."

Obviously, Lin Shuangxuan didn't have to invite Yuan Bozhu to dinner.

He is just used to being comprehensive all year round, always wanting to take care of everyone's emotions, and not wanting to leave a bad impression on others.

"We'll talk about it later when we have a chance."

This time it was indeed an excuse, Lin Shuangxiu also asked by the way, "Are you going to use the toilet?"

"Need not."

"Then you just passed by here? What a coincidence, if you hadn't come here, I don't know what to do. I'm very afraid of cats, haha."

"Yeah."

"...Well."

The atmosphere cooled down for a moment.

It is rare for someone who can't even catch Lin Shuangxuan's words.

Lin Shuangxuan had never met this type of person.

It doesn't look like he has a feud with him, it's just that he doesn't want to talk to him, and he can't speak a single word.

He didn't bother himself anymore, rubbed his elbow that hurt from hitting the ground just now, and said with a smile:

"Then if that's the case, I won't delay you, please—"

In the middle of speaking, Lin Shuangxuan suddenly froze for a moment.

He looked down at his hands, and his face turned pale.

Immediately afterwards, he hugged his arm subconsciously.

But also to no avail.

The secret he wanted to hide had already been exposed.

Yuan Bozhu pretended not to see the change in his face, turned around and was about to leave.

"Student, classmate!" Lin Shuangxuan called him from behind.

Yuan Bozhu ignored it.

He has a strong sixth sense, and what Lin Shuangxiu wants to say next will be very troublesome.

For Yuan Bozhu, this situation itself is rare today.

He has been studying in Qian City No. 1 Middle School for more than two years, and has never encountered such a coincidence:

Mingming escaped from the cafeteria just to get away from the excitement created by Lin Shuanghuan.

But after tossing and turning, he met Lin Shuangxuan himself.

He doesn't like coincidences that happen unexpectedly.

Lin Shuangxuan is the opposite of low-key, and Yuan Bozhu avoids it.

But Yuan Bozhu walked fast, Lin Shuangxuan chased even faster.

Seeing that he was about to walk out the door, Lin Shuangxuan simply took his hand.

Yuan Bozhu subconsciously wanted to shake off, but managed to restrain himself.

Otherwise, with a wave of his strength, there is no guarantee that he will not throw Lin Shuangxuan against the wall.

"wait!"

Lin Shuangxuan's voice became a little anxious.

While talking, he strode to the position in front of Yuan Bozhu, and closed the door outside the bathroom.

Lin Shuangxuan straightened his slightly open collar first, covering up the unhealed wound.

Then facing Yuan Bozhu, restraining the momentary panic just now, he forged a friendly smile again:

"Student, you shouldn't have misunderstood anything."

Yuan Bozhu expressed his doubts with a slight frown.

"You can see the wounds on my body."

Lin Shuangxuan raised the topic.

Yuan Bozhu looked at him: "En."

There is no need to deny this, because Lin Shuangxuan's skin is very fair, and his injuries all show different degrees of blue, red and purple. The comparison between the two is particularly shocking.

If Lin Shuangxuan stopped him to warn him not to spread the matter, then Yuan Bozhu understood, but felt that he was unnecessary.

Because why Lin Shuanghuan was injured and who did it, Yuan Bozhu didn't care to explore these things.

"—It's special effects makeup."

No threats, no warnings.

Lin Shuangxuan gave him a big and bright smile.

Yuan Bozhu was stunned for a moment.

"I'm afraid you misunderstood, so I want to explain to you, it's not an injury. It's the special effects stage makeup I asked my classmates to help me with."

When Lin Shuangxuan was lying, her face was neither red nor her heart beat, and she even controlled the frequency of her blinking very well.

He started to explain something that Yuan Bozhu didn't care about.

"Isn't the welcome party postponed until next week? I'm going to perform on stage... a sketch. So I asked them to try on my makeup in advance. How about it? Are you really scared? You were also scared just now."

In order to enhance his persuasiveness, Lin Shuangxuan gritted his teeth and rubbed the bruises on his arms, proving with a smile that he didn't feel any pain at all.

"Although it looks scary, it's actually waterproof paint. I just wanted to wash off this makeup, but it couldn't be wiped off after a long time. Maybe I need to use their makeup remover."

He speaks very earnestly and acts very real.

But Yuan Bozhu found it strange.

Lin Shuangxuan's explanation was full of flaws.

If you switch to someone else at this time, you will be surprised and say: "Wow, this is special effect makeup."

Then run over to admire.

Once touched by hand, it is undoubtedly debunked.

His injuries couldn't bear scrutiny at all.

Yuan Bozhu guessed that Lin Shuangxiu should think he is a fool.

Too stupid to answer "Really? I don't believe it".

Since he hadn't shown any signs of believing, Lin Shuangxuan's smile had already started to stiffen.

"You haven't seen such special effects makeup, isn't it very... hiss, very real?"

The movements of rubbing the bruise became more and more vigorous, and a pair of clear and bright eyes gradually began to be covered with a layer of fog.

Yuan Bozhu suddenly had the illusion that if he didn't nod his head, Lin Shuangxuan would cry.

In fact, if you think about it carefully, there are many people who think Yuan Bozhu is stupid.

Yuan Qifeng, Yuan Wanjiao, including his parents, always make fun of him as an idiot.

Pretending to believe a flawed lie was something he was good at.

Because it can avoid a lot of trouble.

So, before Lin Shuangyi rubbed her bruise into a serious injury, Yuan Bozhu finally nodded.

He said to that fake "special effect makeup":

"Well, it's true."

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