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Chapter 34 Deep Urban Routine
Qin Yinuo's heart trembled, something was wrong—these words had a taste of gnashing of teeth.His muscles tensed instantly.
"Bring it to me to have a look." Shen Jun said.
Qin Yinuo handed the task card to Shen Jun, but he didn't know what to do in his heart. Shen Jun's reaction, don't just watch the part of the forest while watching the surveillance...
"Congratulations on finding a mission card," Shen Jun read slowly: "Please praise your CP with 100 words within five minutes. 15 game coins will be rewarded for completing the mission."
"Hmm..." This is a task card carefully selected by Qin Yinuo that must be successfully completed. There are many game coins and the task content is simple.Shen Jun can complete it smoothly.
Shen Jun squeezed Qin Yinuo's shoulder more forcefully.
Qin Yinuo decided to withdraw his confidence that Shen Jun could complete it successfully.
"It doesn't matter if you don't want to answer it." Qin Yinuo accompanied carefully, trying to save his dog's life, "I'll put it back in place."
Shen Jun held his back and said darkly, "Don't."
"It's so simple, don't try it," Shen Jun paused every word: "It's, too, too bad!"
The word "loss" was murderously said by him.
Shen Jun waved to the cameraman, and the two chose the camera position together. In order to prevent Qin Yinuo from running away, Shen Jun knelt on his back to stop his behavior.
Shen Jun smiled sweetly at the camera, "Okay, let me praise mine next," Shen Jun paused, and his smile became more serious, "C, P."
"As we all know, my CP is a master tea cooker, with superb tea making skills, and the fragrance of tea is overflowing."
Qin Yinuo was suppressed, his face pressed against the pillow, and Shen Jun could feel Qin Yinuo's muffled laughter shaking his whole body through his legs.
Shen Jun mercilessly increased the intensity of suppression, "He is the lifelong president of the Taolu Association, and he has mastered 108 routine skills. There are three tricks. The first style is Foshan Shadowless Hand. This style aims to be fast.Lower the opponent's vigilance by making thousands of moves."
"The second type of tea is in my heart. This type needs to inhale the smoke of 'I don't have it, I don't want it, don't talk nonsense'. It aims to create a passive image, and it is half-pushed and half-accepted."
The barrage asked one after another: "What about the third form?"
Shen Jun smiled: "The third move is called 'The Power of a Pig Teammate'. Once this move is made, it is impossible to defend against. It is like an assassin, giving a fatal blow."
Qin Yinuo laughed so hard that she wanted to roll.
Shen Jun patted him on the head: "Be serious, we haven't finished yet."
Qin Yinuo quickly said: "One hundred words are enough, enough."
At this moment, Shen Jun deeply comprehended a philosophy of life.
He's still not thick-skinned enough, he'll be overjoyed when it comes to little things, he's the first to feel guilty when he breaks into trouble, he looks at Director Qin, everything has been exposed, his expression doesn't change, his heart doesn't beat, and he can find time to laughsmile.
this!It is the realm!
After the cameraman finished recording, he took the initiative to leave, leaving time for them to deal with the problem.
The barrage is anxious:
"What's going on, this is the critical moment, why is it gone?"
"Let us in, we want to see the follow-up."
The big brother of photography is here, "How can they talk if I let you in? Stay with me here for a while."
Before the words fell, the audience in the live broadcast room clearly heard Shen Jun's voice behind the wall, and he shouted to Qin Yinuo angrily: "Stop!"
He screamed for half a minute, as if he was chasing Qin Yinuo, after a while there was no sound in the room.
"What's going on inside? Why is there no sound?" the barrage asked curiously.
In the room, both Shen Jun and Qin Yinuo were lying on the ground. Shen Jun's feet were stuck on Qin Yinuo's neck, and Qin Yinuo also cut his neck., I roll you.
Shen Jun's voice was hoarse because his throat was restrained, "Let me go."
Qin Yinuo shook his head with difficulty, and he would be cold if he let go.
Shen Jun spat out a "hum" from his nasal cavity, he still knew that he was going to be cold, Shen Jun was hypocritical: "I'm not angry anymore, just let me go."
Qin Yinuo didn't answer, and believed him to be a fool.
Shen Jun said hoarsely: "We are deadlocked like this, ahem, it's not a problem."
Qin Yinuo thought in his heart: It's better to be stalemate.
There was a feather lamp next to the desk, and the lampshade was made of individual feathers. The two bumped into the feather lamp while fighting, and a feather fell melodiously. Shen Jun caught a glimpse of it, and reached out secretly to grab the feather in his palm.
Qin Yinuo instinctively felt bad: "What do you want feathers for?"
Shen Jun lifted Qin Yinuo's trouser legs, picked up the feather and swept it on his legs, grinning grinningly: "You will know in a while!"
Shen Jun smiled sadly: "Have you heard of the torture of laughing, Mr. Qin?"
"Tie up a man, scratch him with a feather, and force him to laugh until he dies laughing."
Qin Yinuo: ...
Qin Yinuo, who was originally curled up with Shen Jun and couldn't move, suddenly withdrew completely, as if he had never been trapped, and rolled around on the ground, pulling away from Shen Jun, facing each other far away.
Shen Jun looked at the feather in his hand, and then at Qin Yinuo who couldn't move just now, but now it was extremely easy to get out, with a stiff expression: "How did you get out?"
The audience in the live broadcast room only heard one sentence: "Ooooh, I strangled you to death, and tricked me again!"
The audience scratched their heads, "What kind of routine? We want to hear it too."
Half an hour later, there was only one pole left on the feather lampshade, and the feathers were scattered all over the floor. Two were thrown here and one floated there on the carpet. Shen Jun had a feather on his head, with a miserable expression.
The hosts Wei Ling and Xiang Zhishu were both on the scene, and they read the results to him and Qin Yinuo: "The price of the feather lamp is 50 game coins. It is the first time for the two guests to damage the items of the program group.With a 10% discount, you only need to pay 45 game coins."
Shen Jun, who just paid off the debt of 15 game coins: ...
Disasters are always so unexpected.
Qin Yinuo took his time and took out the task cards one by one from his pocket. Anyway, he had already been exposed, and he didn't need to cover it up.
Qin Yinuo found three task cards with 15 game coins, took them out alone, and comforted Shen Jun: "It's not difficult to return the game coins."
The three mission cards are all two-person missions.
Being cheated too much, Shen Jun's rusty brain turned a corner after a long time, and for a moment he didn't know if he had stepped into another routine.
After all, the feathers scattered all over the ground were not entirely Shen Jun's fault.
The more Shen Jun thought about it, the more reasonable he felt, his eyes were gloomy.
"What's wrong?" Qin Yinuo noticed his gaze.
"It's okay." Shen Jun gritted his teeth.
They are all human, how come some people's brains are as crooked as the nine-curved Yellow River array?
The recording time of this program is not long, and the program team did not make many project arrangements, and the degree of freedom is very high. It is intended that all guests can use this time to communicate freely and strengthen mutual understanding.
After Shen Jun and Qin Yinuo finished paying back the 45 game coins, the show also came to an end, and the edited version entered the accelerated production.The official blog, which had been quiet for a few days, became active again, and a new vote was released. Each vote can choose two people or two pairs of CPs.
Vote 1: Who is your favorite guest?
Vote 2: Which is your favorite CP pair?
As soon as the votes came out, the audience swarmed up. In the first vote, Ji Caijie and Xu Bai competed for the first and second places, but they beat the rest, and Xi Yuewen came in third.
This time there are some changes.
Ji Caijie, also known as the son, perfectly fits the image of the rich and handsome in the hearts of the public, but in variety shows, the RMB is no longer useful, and the currency in circulation has become a game currency. Ji Gongzi suffers from no game currency and lives a tight life. He does not know how to do housework, didn't pick up one of the work cards, and relied on the game coins that Qin Yinuo distributed to Xi Yue to make a living.
In an instant, he changed from a pampered young master who spent a lot of money to a pretty boy who was raised by girls.
The combination of him and Xi Yue was all about Xi Yue working part-time to make money.
"It's not his fault that he doesn't have game coins, but it's weird that he doesn't work when everyone else is working."
Ji Caijie's fans disagreed: "He is a pampered young master, what's wrong with not knowing how to do housework?"
"You can learn if you don't know how to do it!" The audience retorted.
After all, Ji Caijie is not a big star with die-hard fans like Xu Bai. Xu Bai can guarantee his votes, but Ji Caijie can't. If he doesn't perform well, his votes will drop.
This time, Xu Bai became the number one single voter.
Qin Yinuo came from behind and became the second place.His performance in this variety show is amazing, and the highlights are almost all on him, whether it’s the tricks in Truth or Dare, or the magic hand in the maze forest, or his excellent housework ability in the housework session, everything is eye-catching.
"Sing Conquest to Mr. Qin, I hope Mr. Qin will teach you a thousand skills after seeing it."
The third is Shen Jun.
Half of the votes were given by CP fans of him and Qin Yinuo, and the other half were voted by Xi Yue fans.Everyone can cast two votes, one for Xi Yue and the other for Shen Jun.When everyone urged Xi Yue and Ji Caijie to form CP, only Shen Jun would ask her if she would like to.
The two-person CP vote is still Ji Caijie and Xi Yue first, Shen Jun and Qin Yinuo second.The difference is that they only had one vote last time, but this time they had more than 80,000 votes.
Only a few people in the comment area were discussing Ji Caijie and Xi Yue, and most people were still immersed in the CP of Qin Yinuo and Shen Jun.
"I would like to call it a combination of the routine king and the routine king."
"It's too euphemistic. It should be a combination of cleverness and great cleverness."
"There are so many tricks, I really know how to play."
"The longest road I have traveled is Qin Yinuo's routine."
"As expected of a director, there are endless routines, one after another."
The question still boils down to one sentence: "So, why did they break up?"
Shen Jun logged on to his long-lost Weibo account, looking for his good brother Garbled Code.
Brother Garbled was online half an hour ago. Shen Jun opened his feed and found that he participated in the voting. The favorite guest voted for Shen Jun, and the favorite CP voted for Qin Yinuo X Shen Jun.
He actually has him in both!
Shen Jun's heart was pounding, Ma Liuer checked her account, um, it was registered correctly, it was a trumpet account.
Shen Jun turned on the privacy settings, fearing that Weibo would play tricks, such as finding his account based on the address book, or recommending him from the same city, which would expose his identity.
Shen Jun searched for several rounds, but couldn't find anything that could reveal his information, so he was relieved.
It seems that Brother Garbled should not know that his current account is Shen Jun's trumpet.
Maybe he just simply likes it.
Shen Jun continued to browse and consult, there were only so many melons in the circle, and there were only a few more trivial melons in the past few days, such as a certain actress and her mother-in-law were at odds, and a certain actor was photographed with a mysterious girlfriend. After a closer look, it turned out to be an agent.people.
Shen Jun was bored watching it, and when he was about to quit, a new post floated up on the forum, "Wen Ji is really going to quit the circle."
smell cum...
Shen Jun's impression of him is still that when he recorded the interview, he said that he was blocked because of himself.
Shen Jun was startled, it has been several days, isn't it over yet?
After clicking on it, there is a picture on the first floor, which shows that all the companies under the name of Wenji Studio have been cancelled.
Someone in the comment area asked: "Didn't he say he was going to quit the circle a few days ago?"
"It's just a talk before, let's have a mouthful, let's take it seriously this time."
"The gossip is not true. It is said that after Wen Ji offended Shen Jun, Shen Jun went to his financial sponsor and complained. The financial sponsor said that he would terminate the contract with Wen Ji. Wen Ji was annoyed. He acted pitifully in the interview and said that he was blocked.Yes. The donor said after learning about it, let him be really blocked. So now he is really blocked."
Shen Jun was speechless. He remembered that Wen Ji's contract was due to expire next month. Their company had the habit of confirming with the artist three months in advance whether to renew the contract. Looking at the timeline, it was more likely that Wen Ji would not renew the contract when it expired.possible.
In the building in the building, a person with Wenji's head on his head asked, "Is it authentic?"
The landlord said: "Faure. It is indeed blocked because of Shen Jun."
Shen Jun thought in his heart: Those who don't know think I'm the Heavenly King Lao Tzu, whoever wants to be banned.
The person with Wenji's profile picture replied: "Understood."
Shen Jun had nothing to say, and sent the link of the post to his manager Yan Shunan.
Yan Shunan clicked in and took a look. The entire post had only eight likes and six comments, and the number of views was pitifully small.Yan Shunan replied to Shen Jun: "With such a small number of views, there is no need to find the person in charge of the forum. Overqualification also reveals our impatience. Isn't it possible to report the post? Report it as a rumor."
Fine.
Shen Jun didn't take this seriously either. How much traffic can a post with only eight likes get?Who is an artist who doesn't have a lot of black fans tirelessly spreading rumors?
"By the way," Yan Shunan said, "I have an endorsement, do you want to accept it?"
"What endorsement?" Shen Jun asked.
"It's a brand of roses, I came to the door after looking at Lian Zong," Yan Shunan sent the product PPT, "This is their product, you can take a look first, the quality is good, I often buy their flowers."
"The samples can arrive at the company this afternoon, remember to come and get them."
Shen Jun had a bad premonition in his heart, "Have you seen the rose brand that Lian Zong came to your door?"
"right."
Shen Jun asked cautiously: "So, is this a solo endorsement?"
Yan Shunan was surprised: "How is it possible, of course it's a double endorsement! It's a rose and a romance, don't you find it strange that a single endorsement?"
Shen Jun was dying: "Who is the other spokesperson?"
Yan Shunan was baffled by his question: "I don't need to ask, it must be Mr. Qin!"
Shen Jun stretched out his tentative foot: "Can I not answer?"
The contract stipulates that Shen Jun must agree to accept the business, Yan Shunan said: "It is possible."
Shen Jun hesitated: "Then I won't answer it..."
Yan Shunan said: "It's fine, the endorsement fee is only 800,000 yuan, if you want to accept it, accept it, if you don't want to accept it, just forget it."
Eight hundred thousand!
A second later, Shen Jun withdrew a message - "Then I won't answer it."
Shen Jun is obedient: "Okay, see you at the company this afternoon."
The author has something to say:
Shen Jun: 800,000!!!!I am coming!!!!