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    The water pipe reversed direction, and the gushing jet of water splashed all over the man's face in an instant.

    The water was so strong that the splashes falling from the man's ears formed a small artificial rainbow in the sunlight.

    "Ahh! Don't want this! Don't want this!"

    "Help! Jiu Min!!"

    I saw the man shaking his head to dodge the jet of water from side to side, and the water pipe he held in his hand would not let go.

    Even moved closer.

    An Yi: ...

    Is he trying to drown himself with a hose?

    An Yi stood there dumbfounded.

    He didn't understand, but was shocked.

    I was dumbfounded for a while, is this a world where the rich are richer than the rich?

    Sure enough, in such a world, little frogs can't participate, and the richer people just play differently.

    In just a few seconds, An Yi also faced a problem.

    Is he going to help, or not...

    Why didn't the other party put down the water pipe after shouting for help?

    Could it be that this feeling is what the other party wants?

    But this should be regarded as an act of self-mutilation, An Yi couldn't stand it anymore, put down his luggage, and planned to go forward with the big water bottle hanging around his neck, but the next moment there was movement in another place before him.

    The two Doberman pinschers who were playing on the lawn and playing "Come and chase me" turned their heads quickly when they heard the movement.

    Seeing Huo Beixing being controlled by the water pipe, he yelled a few times.

    "Wow!"

    Then he quickly ran to the nozzle connected to the sprinkler ten meters away.

    An Yi opened her mouth: Oh ho!

    Such a smart dog.

    The whole body of the Doberman Pinscher is black and shiny, with a vigorous running posture, sharp teeth, and a strong bite force. The researchers said that the Doberman Pinscher is an extremely intelligent, resolute and very ferocious dog breed, and is also very suitable for training as a military dog.

    Seeing the two Doberman pinschers running fast, they probably wanted to unplug the pipe connected to the sprinkler.

    It's really touching.

    An Yi wiped away the tears that did not exist in the corners of his eyes, and he would like to include this move in the list of one hundred things that moved China.

    An Yi clenched his fists excitedly while cheering him on.

    In a few seconds, a Doberman pinscher ran to the place first, lowered his head, bit the end of the tube and turned it around vigorously.

    It's done!

    The mood this time is no less than the excitement when he went up the mountain to dig wild vegetables and accidentally dug up a radish!

    Although it was later found out that it was in the rabbit's nest, it was returned.

    An Yi turned to look in the direction of the man.

    I saw that the water column gushing out of the water pipe did not decrease, but...increased.

    An Yi: ...

    I thought it was a timely help, but I didn't expect it to be worse.

    At this moment, a figure rushed out from a direction of 100 meters away, running towards this direction at a speed of 200 miles per hour.

    "Master, the old slave is here!"

    With the knife in hand, the figure stepped forward and knocked out the water pipe in the man's hand.

    Snapped!

    Huo Beixing, who was bullied by the evil water forces, regained his sight, stood on a safe land, and breathed fresh air freely.

    Huo Beixing stood there with his mouth slightly open. Water drops were still dripping down his handsome and three-dimensional face, and his naked upper body was also covered with water marks, which slid down along the lines of his muscles.

    If you ignore his slightly dull gaze, the whole person seems to be participating in a pictorial shoot.

    Very stylish.

    Huo Beixing took a deep breath.

    It's really scary.

    Almost died.

    He just wanted to drink saliva, but he didn't expect that the water pipe didn't want to give him a drink, and even killed him.

    How stingy.

    Huo Beixing was a little aggrieved, so he decided to never play with water pipes again!

    Then he turned his head and looked innocently at some old people, and smirked at them twice, "Uncle Zhong, it's lucky to have you, I will never play with the water pipe again."

    Butler Uncle Zhong: "As long as the young master is fine."

    The two masters and servants love each other deeply, and the water pipe that was knocked off at their feet is now dancing like a golden snake, and Daisy, who has not touched a drop of water all morning, finally drinks water at this time.

    Daisy: That's how it feels!

    The water pipes are twisting wantonly on the lawn: aba aba aba.

    Uncle Zhong stepped on it.

    Water pipe: Ga!

    Thus ended its unruly life.

    The water pipe biting incident came to an end.

    The summer is hot, and the cold water is not too cold, but it adds a bit of coolness.

    However, the old Uncle Zhong still said, "Master, go back and change your clothes first."

    Look at the naked upper body of the person.

    An Yi:?

    The emperor's new clothes?

    Huo Beixing didn't notice anything wrong, and nodded bluntly with a smiling face, his tall figure looked clumsy and silly.

    But the aftermath of life on Cai Cai's face has long since disappeared, as if he has forgotten the water pipe biting incident that happened just now.

    At this time, the Doberman pinscher in the distance finally bit off the mouth of the pipe, which moved the world.

    Just when Huo Beixing took a step, the corner of his eyes swept to one place, and the next moment he turned his head to look in An Yi's direction.

    The scorching sun hung high, and the man's powerful face looked at An Yi. This face had a bit of Nuwa's biased eyes.

    The other party's eyes caught off guard and broke into An's eyes.

    At that moment, everything was silent, and An Yi saw clear stupidity in Huo Beixing's eyes.

    An Yi:???

    Huo Beixing was stunned for a few seconds, then as if he had discovered something new, his peach blossom eyes shone brightly, a smile appeared on his face, and he raised his legs and ran over here.

    For a while, it was like a big dog running.

    An Yi was a little dumbfounded. He turned around and looked behind him. The other party was indeed running in his direction. Could it be that the other party knew him.

    Thinking about it, the Huo family should know who they are.

    It's not surprising that the other party knew him, but according to the old man calling him the young master just now, there is only one truth, and An Yi reasonably suspects that this person is Huo Beixing.

    calm down!

    Perverts are human too, and everyone is equal.

    It is wrong to look at people with colored glasses, shameful behavior must be put an end to.

    An Yi adjusts her mentality, makes a good impression when meeting for the first time, and gets along well in the next two years.

    An Yi also raised a smile.

    Ha ha.

    Raising his head and looking forward, he saw that Huo Beixing's speed was not decreasing, and the distance between the two was getting closer and closer...

    An Yi: He will stop, right?

    An Yi took a deep breath and said hello: "You h... ah!!!"

    Before you could say hello, it was replaced by an exclamation, and the person who was standing disappeared instantly.

    An Yi was thrown to the ground by Huo Beixing, and the two liters of lemonade hanging around his neck instantly performed a boulder-breaking performance.

    An Yi: Haw...

    The little frog who entered the city wanted to go back to the countryside instantly.

    With grass clippings hanging in An Yi's ear, his eyes were dazzled by the sun for a moment, and soon he was trapped in the shade, and the tip of his nose invaded a strange breath.

    The man's strong arms supported the sides of An Yi's head, and the silver chain on his neck drooped. His eyes were full of vigor and a sunny smile on his face, and he looked at An Yi below him without blinking.

    Huo Beixing's clean eyes were full of curiosity, "Who are you?"

    An Yi fell to the ground and turned around in a daze, as if he was shoulder to shoulder with the stars. Two liters of lemonade almost threw the little frog into the sky, and his accent came out unconsciously, "I...I am An Yi."

    Huo Beixing was puzzled: "Who is An Yi?"

    With the divine and handsome face close at hand, An Yi said, "An Yi is me."

    Huo Beixing: "Are you An Yi?"

    An Yi:?

    Is it because he doesn't look like him?

    Seeing the two people in the distance both fell to the ground, Uncle Zhong and the craftsmen at the side were so frightened that they hurried over to help them.

    An Yi was helped up by a craftsman.

    The young man was wearing a yellow hat, with grass clippings stuck to one side of his cheek, a large white T-shirt, a pair of yellow trousers that reached above his knees, and a large kettle hanging on his chest.

    The standard spring outing dress for elementary school students.

    The small face is fair, and because of the hot weather and a lot of luggage, her cheeks are a little red.

    Seeing him, Uncle Zhong asked, "Who are you?"

    An Yi answered his identity for the third time, the essence of human beings is a repeater, "I am An Yi."

    Knowing that the other party is not a starlet, Uncle Zhong heaved a sigh of relief.

    The news that Huo Beixing was going to get married came out, these days there were always some little stars popping up out of nowhere, hoping that Huo Beixing would not get married and give them titles.

    What absurdity, how decent.

    If this was placed in the old man's era, but he had to be dragged to the entrance of the village to show the public, that would have allowed Huo Beixing to escape unharmed.

    Uncle Zhong used to be Huo Beixing's grandfather's assistant, and spent the rest of his life as a housekeeper in the Huo family. He took care of Huo Beixing when he was a child for a period of time. After that, Huo Beixing's boss became crooked, and he felt sorry for a long time. What a good boy,To learn from those nonsensical and absurd ways.

    After Huo Beixing had an accident and became stupid, Uncle Zhong was transferred by the old man to take care of him.

    During this period, Uncle Zhong chased away little stars and the like one after another.

    There are men and women, there are all types, Uncle Zhong is furious, you really don't pick anything, try everything.

    I was very angry at first, what kind of style is this? Before walking, the dog would have to spit at him when he saw it.

    It was all romantic debts that Huo Beixing owed before. Uncle Zhong wanted to educate Huo Beixing, but he met his innocent eyes as soon as he turned his head.

    Uncle Zhong: ...

    The words came to his lips and swallowed back.

    What the bastard Huo Er did has nothing to do with Huo Beixing!

    Fortunately, the person in front of him is not a starlet, but An Yi.

    etc……

    "An Yi!" Uncle Zhong was shocked.

    An Yi shivered while hugging his big kettle, and two of the birds on the tree in the distance flew away.

    An Yi looked at Xiao Boder flying away in the sky, and his hair flew away.

    An Yi, who was destined to marry the Huo family with blind eyes and fair fortunes!

    Uncle Zhong hurriedly took out the photo in his pocket to confirm, looked at An Yi and then at the photo, rubbed his chin with his white gloved hand, "It doesn't look like it."

    An Yi stretched his head over to look at it together. The photo was taken by Heitian, and it was pitch black, but one place was circled with a colored marker.

    Looking at the only small white tooth in the photo, if I read it correctly, it should be me standing there.

    An Yi: How presumptuous.

    Heitan An Yi from a year ago

    An Yi: "It's me."

    Then he looked up at Uncle Zhong, raised his smiling face and showed a mouthful of small white teeth.

    Uncle Zhong was stunned, and compared the photos, "It's you, exactly the same."

    An Yi: ...

    I didn't expect the body to be teeth.

    Huo Beixing's 18.9-year-old man stood there, eager to ask Uncle Zhong: "Uncle Zhong, who is An Yi?"

    Uncle Zhong said softly, "Master An Yi, the one who is going to marry the young master."

    The one who wants to marry him!

    This sentence was like a bolt from the blue, and Huo Beixing was dumbfounded.

    "Married, with Beixing?!"

    Uncle Zhong: "Yes."

    Huo Beixing froze for a few seconds, then grinned.

    "I don't want it! I don't want a wife!"

    He looked like an innocent little boy who was afraid of being tarnished.

    An Yi: If he hadn't read the gossip news for two days, he would have believed it.

    But logically speaking, even if the other party didn't like him, he wouldn't react like this.

    After all, he didn't come to harm this family, but to join this family.

    What's more, for the sake of Huo Beixing, the Huo family specially asked people to find someone with the same birthday.

    An Yi stared at the 1.8-meter-long monster in front of him, stunned for a few seconds, and then had an epiphany in his mind.

    Looking into the person's clear and stupid eyes, he could roughly see what happened to the other party.

    Huo Beixing was dumbfounded.

    An Yi froze in place.

    The same-sex short film that made up for before was wiped out at this moment.

    The adult channel becomes the children's channel.

    The little frog's Mercedes-Benz instantly turned into a rocking car, and the old drivers on the road ahead were forbidden to pass.

    I thought that my life in the next two years would be above the 18th ban, but I didn't expect it to be below the 18th ban.

    Originally full of curiosity about the sudden appearance, An Yi was a fresh face. He was white and thin, with bright black eyes. He looked obedient and not aggressive, so he should be able to play with him.

    Who knew that when he heard that the other party was his wife, Huo Beixing's face instantly collapsed, turning from joy to sadness, heartbroken, how could it be his wife, and then turned around and ran away.

    Looking at the back of the twenty-five-year-old rebellious child, Uncle Zhong called out: "Master!"

    Huo Beixing didn't stop.

    Uncle Zhong: "Is it time for lunch?"

    The person who had run away immediately changed direction and ran back to the magnificent residence beside him.

    An Yi: ...

    If not stupid, it's actually quite smart.

    There is a helper at home, so Uncle Zhong doesn't have to worry, and then he turned around to greet An Yi.

    "I'm sorry, the young master has been rebellious recently."

    An Yi: "...No, nothing."

    Seeing that An Yi still didn't understand Huo Beixing's condition, Uncle Zhong explained, "The young master fell down the stairs in the old house a while ago, and he will be like this when he wakes up. The doctor said that IQ fluctuates between the ages of five and eight."

    No one was there when Huo Beixing's accident happened. When the servant found out, he had already collapsed on the stairs and was unconscious.

    Uncle Zhong said as he turned his eyes to An Yi.

    An Yi was stunned for a few seconds, then slapped his thigh: "Oh, that's too pitiful."

    Uncle Zhong nodded: "We claim that the young master was poisoned and stupid."

    An Yi was puzzled: "Why?"

    Uncle Zhong looked up at the sky: "Because it's too embarrassing to say that I fell stupid."

    An Yi: ...

    Big family, An Yi expressed his understanding.

    Seeing that Uncle Zhong was old and embarrassed to ask him to help with the luggage, An Yi quickly carried everything in his hands.

    Uncle Zhong cast his gaze, An Yi: "I've been exercising recently."

    As he spoke, he raised the passion fruit in his hand twice.

    I am a macho.

    The grandeur of the Huo family made An Yi dumbfounded, Uncle Zhong asked someone to put his things into Huo Beixing's room for him, and then took him to have lunch first.

    Huo Beixing was not seen at the dinner table, so Uncle Zhong asked Mama Wu who was cooking, Mama Wu shook her head, indicating that Huo Beixing was still angry and didn't want to come out.

    But even if Huo Beixing didn't want to accept it, the marriage would not be cancelled.

    After all, you can't look at people stupid for a lifetime.

    Furthermore, it is not necessary to marry several times. If An Yi can't do it, the Li family will be waiting two years later.

    An Yi didn't feel much. The other party's IQ is only five to eight years old now. He will definitely be scared when he sees a stranger, and it will take time to accept him.

    However, I thought that the other party was a child now and would not accept me for a while, but when it was time to go to bed at night, Huo Beixing would come out of the room from time to time to see if he had passed.

    There was some anticipation in the eyes of resistance, Huo Beixing was mentally young, and he couldn't hide his thoughts at all, and all his complicated thoughts were written on that face.

    Huo Beixing walked back and forth in front of the door a few times, feeling a little anxious when he saw An Yi's delay in coming.

    Why hasn't he come over yet.

    Uncle Zhong helped Huo Beixing find an excuse, "Young Master is a child now, he hates it for a while and is curious for a while."

    An Yi said it didn't matter.

    Hunks have big hearts.

    Just as he was going to the room, Uncle Zhong grabbed him before he could take a step.

    An Yi turned around in doubt: "What's wrong!"

    Uncle Zhong hesitated to speak, and asked, "Master An Yi, take care of yourself tonight. Although it's not the first time for our young master, it's better than the first time. He's still a big girl at heart."

    Although it was not a good thing for Huo Er to linger in the flowers before, this has nothing to do with the pure and pure Huo Beixing.

    After explaining, he left and went downstairs, Uncle Zhong had a hint of sadness on his face.

    After tonight, their young master has changed from an old lady to yesterday's old.

    An Yi felt that this question was a bit esoteric. After all, he didn't know how to do it now. Although he had seen a small movie, it was still beyond his ability.

    An Yi walked into the room with some distress.

    Unexpectedly, just a few steps in, a huge wave came from the arm, and the feet flew into the air instantly, and the sky spun.

    When he came back to his senses, An Yi had already sunk into the big soft bed.

    Huo Beixing leaned over to look at him, smiled brightly but with a hint of anger, his peach blossom eyes narrowed, "Can you give me a baby?"

    An Yi:!

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