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    Red Oil Malatang is really hard to buy.

    I don't know when, this little Malatang has become the most fashionable local Internet celebrity.From morning to night, as long as the store is open, there will always be a long queue outside the store, even turning around the corner, requiring the help of the traffic police to maintain traffic.

    On-site queuing is as difficult as the sky.Even though Malatang cooks quickly, the average queuing time is two hours for such a long queue.

    Except for young people who like to take selfies in front of the store with Mala Tang and post them on Moments, most of the other customers choose to order takeaway.

    Of course, takeaway also has to wait.

    If you order takeaway, you have to place your order at least two hours in advance, otherwise there will be no time to eat Malatang at mealtime.

    A small red oil Malatang business is booming.

    Countless people who don't eat spicy food originally ordered a portion out of curiosity.

    Many people fall in love with it once they try it.

    Tan Xiaoyang is one of them.

    He is a college student and is working on a thesis recently.The tutor pressed him hard, so he was nailed to the computer desk day and night, and he couldn't even eat well.

    Fortunately, takeaways saved him.

    Tan Xiaoyang has been unable to extricate himself since he ordered the red oil spicy soup once.

    He didn't like spicy food at first, but the red oil tasted so good at this restaurant. Just thinking about it made him greedy, and he started drooling when he placed an order on the food delivery app.

    Today's takeaway was also delivered late.

    But he can understand.After all, the business of this store is so good, and the takeaway brother helped him queue for a long time to buy it.

    Tan Xiaoyang took the takeaway, thanked the little brother happily, and gave him a good review and an extra red envelope.

    What a blessing to be able to eat your favorite food every day!

    Tan Xiaoyang couldn't wait to return to the computer desk with Mala Tang, thinking happily while unpacking.

    If it weren't for the red oil of Malatang, he would have been tortured to death by the paper!

    As soon as the plastic packaging box is opened, the spicy aroma rushes like a raging beast.Tan Xiaoyang felt that he was instantly swallowed by the aroma, he gulped, grabbed the chopsticks and started to gobble it up.

    Ah, so delicious!

    Malatang, the light of my soul, the fire of my appetite!

    Tan Xiaoyang ate hissingly.

    In the hot white air of Mala Tang, the papers on the screen seemed less annoying.

    Why don't you eat Malatang at night...

    Tan Xiaoyang thought happily: After all, there are vegetables and meat in Malatang, and the nutrition is balanced!

    And I've been tortured so much by the thesis, what's wrong with comforting myself with some delicious food!

    While thinking this way, he inhaled Malatang in a storm.

    Tan Xiaoyang gradually began to feel a little uncomfortable in his stomach.

    "Hmm..." As soon as the palm was placed on the stomach, there was a rumbling vibration.

    bad.Could it be that had diarrhea from eating too much chili oil?

    Tan Xiaoyang originally wanted to finish eating Mala Tang before going to the bathroom, but the sound of gurgling in his stomach became more and more similar, and the feeling of soreness and distension was swimming in his stomach like a snake, and his whole stomach turned upside down, making him extremely uncomfortable.

    Tan Xiaoyang finally couldn't hold it back anymore, put down the unfinished Malatang with pain, rushed into the bathroom clutching his stomach.

    Sitting down on the toilet, Tan Xiaoyang habitually picked up his mobile phone and complained to his friends.

    "It's over, it's over, red oil is refreshing, Chrysanthemum Crematorium!"

    Friends laughed and laughed at each other with him.

    Tan Xiaoyang was chatting with his friends while watching videos. He couldn't get rid of this habit. His mother always said that he would get hemorrhoids like this.

    After an unknown period of time, the rumbling discomfort in my stomach eased a little, but it was still uncomfortable.

    Tan Xiaoyang's legs felt a little numb from sitting.He thought that there was still half a bowl of mala tang left to be eaten, so don't be cold, so he planned to wipe his ass and get up.

    Unexpectedly, as soon as he stretched out his hand, he touched a... long strip that cannot be described through the toilet paper.

    "Damn it." Tan Xiaoyang was taken aback and laughed himself out.He tried his best to pinch it twice, thinking that he would probably die laughing if he told his friends later.

    However, no matter how hard he tried, the long strip was still hanging on the back, wobbly.

    Tan Xiaoyang felt a little uneasy.

    He endured his nausea and pinched the long strip hanging behind him through the toilet paper.

    The feel to the touch is amazing.

    Soft and elastic.

    The scariest thing was——when the thing was pinched by him, it still moved a few times as if struggling!

    snake?!

    When Tan Xiaoyang looked back in horror, this terrifying word immediately popped up in his mind.

    A long pink strip twisted and twisted, floating in the toilet.

    The strange thing is that Tan Xiaoyang didn't see any of his own excrement.He only saw the soft pink snake wriggling slowly, while the other end was still hanging on his ass!

    Where did the snake come from?In the sewer?!

    The snake that came out of the sewer bit my ass?!!!

    Tan Xiaoyang was so frightened that his heart almost stopped beating, he was frightened and disgusted, so he quickly took the straw paper to catch the snake.

    However, the snake's body is not slippery, and it still struggles and wriggles. He managed to get rid of it a few times, and when he looked back, the pink meat snake in the toilet was actually getting longer and longer!

    It's over!The snake doesn't seem to have bitten the chrysanthemum...it seems to have gotten in from the chrysanthemum!

    Tan Xiaoyang was terrified, desperately trying to pull the meat snake out of his ass, but the snake struggled harder and harder.

    Tan Xiaoyang could only feel his stomach turning upside down, his mind was full of images of the snake's head biting his intestines everywhere.

    No, have to call 120...the intestines are going to be pierced...the intestines will be bitten through!

    Fortunately, the mobile phone is in hand.

    Tan Xiaoyang quickly dialed 120, and said to the other side with tears in his eyes, "There is a snake in my ass... Come and save me, a snake has entered my ass!"

    The 120 operator was visibly shocked.

    After Tan Xiaoyang just explained his position, he felt an indescribable pain in his stomach.

    It was so sore and swollen, it seemed to be pumped up, and it seemed to be hollowed out inside, and there was nothing left.

    What is that snake doing in my stomach?!

    Tan Xiaoyang could no longer bear this fear.With tears and snot running all over his face, he stood up from the toilet in a state of embarrassment, before he even had time to pull up his pants, he ran outside.

    Behind him, the flesh-red long snake swayed and squirmed.There were long bloodstains on the ground.

    When Tan Xiaoyang finally fell on the living room floor, he was full of regrets:

    If had known earlier, would not eat so much chili oil...

    There must be too much chili oil in the sewers to attract snakes.

    Tan Xiaoyang lay on the floor clutching his sore stomach, his consciousness gradually blurred.

    When he closed his eyes, he felt something warm and sticky, swimming beside him.

    Something wet brushed against his arm, his cheek.Surprisingly long bodies hovered around him.

    ——Why is it so long!

    How could there be such a long snake in the sewer!

    Tan Xiaoyang thought desperately.

    Consciousness is interrupted here.

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