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    Bo Yu was used to going crazy, and Gu Qichi turned a blind eye to it.

    It was just that he was bitten suddenly, and his ankle felt a little painful, and he flinched involuntarily.

    "Be gentle. Bo Yu." Gu Qichi called him, trying to pull his ankle back.

    Bo Yu let go, and apologized skillfully and naturally: "I'm sorry, I was wrong. I'll be lighter next time." He said while he still didn't forget to put on his shoes.

    But Gu Qichi fell back, buried himself in the quilt again, and said in a muffled voice, "I'm so sleepy, I don't want to wash, I have to sleep."

    He has always been very angry when he woke up, but the person who was scolded by Bo Yu all night yesterday, the scolding was exhausted but it didn't work, he really loses his temper and loses his temper easily.

    But drowsiness swept over him, today is Saturday, and Gu Qichi doesn't have any work at hand, there is really no reason for him to get out of bed.

    "Then sleep in your pajamas for a while, and I'll go downstairs to prepare breakfast."

    Just as Gu Qichi was about to reject the breakfast proposal, Bo Yu's eyes turned back again: "The doctor said that your stomach problem has improved a lot recently, and you should continue to maintain it."

    Those who know current affairs are heroes, Gu Qichi shut up.

    The barrage began to insult Bo Yu.

    "What does it mean to sleep in pajamas, we are all a family, what is there that we can't see?!!"

    "I order you, now, immediately, take off your clothes with Gu Qichi and go back to sleep with me. Don't be the kind of quilt, thank you."

    "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!"

    "Bo Yu definitely knows that the live broadcast has started recording, otherwise he wouldn't be so guarded against our [Damn]"

    "Where is the director, where is the director, hurry up and knock on the door to release the task card, lift Gu Qichi up from the bed for me, I want to see the beauty's face!!!"

    "Wow woof woof woof (sprint) (fly) (splitting on the spot to show determination) (dog's head holding a rose) (wagging tail) (beating other puppies violently) (swollen nose and swollen face) Take my wife home) Wife! Wife! I want to be a wifePuppy woo!"

    "My wife, I love you! Get up and beat Bao Yu, that bastard!!"

    Gu Qichi didn't know anything about it, he slowly retracted himself into the quilt, just about to bury his face and fall asleep again.

    Bo Yu opened the bedroom door.

    Gu Qichi heard an angry and shrill cat cry, the sharpness directly penetrated the cerebral cortex, and directly washed away the last bit of drowsiness in him.

    After the door was opened, Yin gradually opened his cat's eyes, and showed his sharp teeth towards Bo Yu in dissatisfaction. After expressing his anger to the whole mess, he wagged his tail and clamped his throat, sweet and greasy.Here comes the sentence "Meow~".

    Immediately after taking graceful steps, the fat on her body trembled a few times with the movement of walking, Ah Ci jumped onto Gu Qichi's bed a little clumsily, and skillfully dug a nest for herself - it was on Gu Qichi's chest.

    "Meow~"

    Ah Ci shook her head, the cat's tail curled up, and she acted like a baby to Gu Qichi.

    It was as if a boulder was pressed against his chest, and it was difficult to breathe. Gu Qichi was completely numb, and he freed himself from the quilt to avoid being suffocated to death by A Ci.

    "Aci." Gu Qichi called her, "Go down a bit."

    Ah Ci drooped her cat face, not very willing, resting her cat's paws on her fat face, she looked at Gu Qichi silently.

    "Hurry up, I'm almost out of breath." Gu Qichi urged her again.

    Yin gradually jumped off his chest reluctantly, with his tail drooping on the bed, his entire back was a little sad.

    Netizen barrage:

    "Don't pretend, don't pretend, you thought we didn't hear your scream just now, my Tianling cover was almost toppled by you, you cat!"

    "To be honest, the moment the cat came in, I thought Gu Qichi had raised a pig at home. 【Cover face and cry】"

    "Is this the cat that caused the live broadcast accident last time?"

    "That's right! A Ci is the mascot for us to catch Gu Zongchao. I am a Buddha, A Ci, and I have thousands of believers. Give me rations and dominate the bathing pool."

    "Did you find a point? The radio equipment of the program group is first-class, but before Bo Yu opened the door, we didn't hear Aci's cat meowing, but it was obvious that it had been meowing outside the door for a long time.Yes. Let’s contact today’s program team and keep knocking on the door, but there’s not even a single sound coming in from this bedroom... There must be ghosts in this bedroom [Push Glasses]”

    "I don't care, if according to what my sister said, did Bo Yu make a special device for this bedroom, and seeing A Ci's reaction, it is not the first time it has been locked out..."

    "Blind student, congratulations on discovering Hua Dian. That's why these two people often shut Aci outside, so I didn't hear the knock on the door from the program group today... [狗头] [狗头]"

    "Six wow."

    "Silver gradient: I hate some human beings who have no sense of boundaries."

    ...

    Gu Qichi picked Ah Ci up from the bed, turned her head upside down, and frowned: "It's obviously lighter by two catties, but why is it still so heavy?"

    A Ci moved her eyes a little guilty.

    Gu Qichi's arm was so sore that he couldn't lift it up, and he didn't intend to embarrass himself, so he put her back on the bed, pulled on the slippers by himself, and went downstairs from the end of the elevator, Aci followed behind him step by step.

    Seeing that both of them were awake, pd was a little hesitant to send another staff member to knock on the door. He turned his head and looked at the director next to him, who was also deep in thought.

    Director: "How many people are playing in the live broadcast rooms now?"

    pd inquired about the data, and then replied: "Gu Qichi and Bo Yu have the largest number of people in the live broadcast room, with 2.3 million people, followed by Han Hao and his wife..."

    The director watched the barrage of frantic brushing in the live broadcast room again, and thought for a moment before speaking: "Don't go, because the two of them didn't know that the show would start recording in advance, their reactions were more real and more attractive."

    "Let's focus on observing their group. If something unexpected happens, we can respond in time and call the staff over."

    pd thought it made sense, and re-opened the live broadcast room of Bo Yu and Gu Qichi, and the corner of his lips unconsciously evoked an aunt's smile.

    Don't tell me you really don't tell me, Gu Qichi and Bo Yu are a perfect match.

    Even a straight man like him was completely irritated by Bo Yu biting his ankle.

    The director also avoided the pd and opened the live broadcast room of Gu Qichi and Bo Yu, glanced at the dangerous speeches of the audience, and his inner os was very active.

    As expected of a newlywed couple, they are so tender and affectionate early in the morning. Fortunately, it is daytime, no matter how inconspicuous the two of them are, they probably won't be able to do prostitution in the daytime.

    Otherwise, the director would have to go to the Bo family's villa to cut off the live broadcast.

    When Gu Qichi went downstairs, Bo Yu was making fried eggs.

    Used a mold and the shape was a nice heart shape.

    The small pot on the cooking table was still bubbling.Yesterday when my aunt bought some scallops, Bo Yu simply boiled a shrimp and scallop porridge. The rice was boiled until soft, the shrimps were bright red, the scallops were thick and plump, and there were some shiitake mushrooms in it.

    In the barrage, netizens began to get angry again.

    "You kid, you still make heart-shaped omelets. 【Lemon】【Lemon】"

    "Damn it, I also want to make breakfast for my wife. 【Lemon】【Lemon】"

    "To be honest, I really didn't expect that Bo Yu would be the cook in this family instead of Gu Qichi... After all, the drama of a domineering president is like this..."

    "Isn't the drama of the domineering president thousands of servants lined up in front of the castle, and countless chefs in the castle's kitchens busy, wanting to serve a table full of Chinese for the boss?"

    "The sisters upstairs have read a lot of literature."

    "To be honest, it's the first time I saw Mr. Ba who can cook by himself, but I don't know if it's dark cooking."

    "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow?

    ...

    The aroma of rice mixed with the unique aroma of seafood wafted leisurely from the kitchen, making Gu Qichi really feel a little hungry.

    Gu Qichi walked to the edge of the kitchen, saw that the edges of the egg whites were fried to brown, and the yolk was slightly solidified in the middle, and he couldn't help reminding:

    "Fry for a while longer."

    He made a sound suddenly, and usually didn't sleep until twelve o'clock and vowed not to give up. Bo Yu suddenly saw him coming down, and felt a little surprised.

    Bo Yu: "Didn't you say you still want to sleep for a while? Why did you get out of bed?"

    Gu Qichi raised his chin, his eyes scattered, and fell on Yin Jianlayer.

    "Wanted to sleep, but was disturbed by Ah Ci."

    The tone was full of helplessness.

    Gu Qichi has a tricky mouth and doesn't like to eat fishy things, so he never eats hot spring eggs when eating fried eggs, he only wants to be fully cooked.

    While speaking, the fried eggs in the pan were already fully cooked, Bo Yu turned off the fire, put the eggs on a plate, picked them up and walked to the Nakajima stage.

    Gu Qichi leaned on the island platform, and just wanted to avoid him, but Bo Yu passed through his arms, hugged him with one hand, and put the fried egg on the cooking table with the other.

    Bo Yu's hand on the side of his waist has a strong sense of presence, but perhaps because he is used to Bo Yu's touch, Gu Qichi not only did not feel any discomfort, but became more relaxed. He buried his head in Bo Yu's shoulder socket, his hairy head resting on his shoulders.The side of his neck rubbed.

    Gu Qichi: "Bo Yu, I'm still sleepy."

    While talking, he yawned, tears were forced out of the corners of his eyes, the redness on his cheeks faded a lot, only the red marks at the end of his eyes were still obvious.

    The voice is a bit sticky, and one can hear the sleepiness in it, and there is also some indistinct coquettishness.

    Gu Qichi simply put his whole weight on Bo Yu's body and let him hold him.

    Anyway, his waist is sore, his legs are sore, and even his lower body is sore somewhere, so it's no big deal to trouble the culprit.

    ...

    "Wow, shit, shit, my wife is so cute. Gu Qichi is acting like a baby with Bo Yu!!!!"

    "Although it's not obvious, my wife is really acting like a baby. He usually has a super cold face. The iceberg is so cold and beautiful. Now he is almost turned into water by Bo Yu..."

    "Bo Yu, you are so lucky, but this is my fucking wife [crying] [crying]"

    "Gu Qichi is my only wife. I hope that Bo Yu and the rest of the netizens will know and return my wife quickly. My wife is very delicate and will cry if she doesn't see me. [Rose]"

    "Don't talk about Bo Yu, whoever has such a wife is not confused."

    "I straight up stood up, bang bang hard. 【色】【色】"

    "The sisters upstairs, and me too, the dick is hard, the wife is so delicate, give me super."

    "Is there no one from the program group to inform them? Was it intentional [Poor] [Poor] Why don't we just broadcast it like this for a whole day?

    ...

    The porridge on the cooking table is ready, the rice is soft and rotten, the shrimp is sweet, and the heat flows into the stomach, alleviating the hunger after a whole night of exercise.

    After Gu Qichi ate and drank enough, he was obviously refreshed, and his face became ruddy a lot, and his face was rosy.

    After Bo Yu helped Gu Qichi clean his mouth, the two of them cleaned up the dishes on the table and put them in the dishwasher.

    Gu Qichi glanced at the refrigerator at home, and said slowly: "Anyway, I'm already up, and there's nothing to do, so let's go shopping in the supermarket."

    Of course, Bo Yu had no objection, but when he was changing clothes with Gu Qichi, he looked at the cameras near the dressing room subtly.

    In order to protect the privacy of the program group guests, the program group only installed cameras outside the dressing room, and the inside is still normal.

    Bo Yu relaxed, and began to look at the clothes in the cloakroom.

    Gu Qichi sat on the chair and waited for Bo Yu to pick out clothes for him. A Ci circled under his feet, and he began to tease the cat distractedly.

    He is lazy and doesn't care what he wears.But like a girl dressing up a delicate doll, Bo Yu also likes to dress up Gu Qichi.From clothes and shoes to accessories and jewelry, Bo Yu will help him match them one by one.

    Someone worried about him, with friendly eyes, Gu Qichi simply opened his hands, just waiting for Yi to reach out his hand.

    But today Bo Yu is very strange, Gu Qichi is still teasing the cat.Bo Yu suddenly called out to him: "Qichi, come in for a while."

    In the past, Bo Yu picked out clothes and changed them directly for him. Gu Qichi was a little puzzled, his eyes were bright, and the confusion in his eyes was clear.

    He uttered the word "ah" slowly, but he still copied it.

    Bo Yu dragged him into the locker room door, but he was still uneasy, and locked it again with a "click".

    Gu Qichi was even more strange.

    Gu Qichi: "Why did you lock the door suddenly?"

    Bo Yu unbuttoned the pajamas for him without changing his expression. After seeing the staggered teeth marks on the collarbone, he pressed his fingertips on it and stroked it slowly.

    Bo Yu: "Someone sent some bolts of silk a few days ago, and I plan to send them to Bo Song and my mother."

    "Aci breaks in again, and if she catches it, she won't have to give it away."

    Thinking of the claws that Ah Ci owed to death, Gu Qichi fully expressed his understanding, "Then you should hide it, hide it deeper, so that Ah Ci can't see it, it's really not possible, let auntie lock the locker room for a few days."

    Bo Yu took off his clothes.

    Gu Qichi's skin is fair, and under the light of the dressing room, it looks like a piece of white jade, but unfortunately there are flaws on the jade, and the teeth marks and hickey marks on it are intertwined with bruises and purples, which looks shocking.

    Bo Yu: "I'll let Auntie pay more attention these few days."

    Bo Yu: "Honey, raise your hand."

    As he spoke, he helped Gu Qichi put on his sweater.

    Gu Qichi pulled his hand: "I can wear this by myself."

    It's not like shirts and sweaters that need to be buttoned up one by one, just put them on your head.

    Convenient and time-saving.

    ...

    "Fuck you, fuck me, Bo Yu, open the door for me! [Get angry] [Get angry]"

    "What are you wearing, show me too, it's not something shameful, show me quickly [crying] [crying]"

    "I also want to dress my wife with my own hands. Bo Yu, please let go of my wife, she is my wife."

    "This bastard is still locked, the shit A Ci went in to grab the silk, he was afraid that A Ci would give us welfare [crazy]"

    "A Ci! A Ci! Stop playing with the ball of yarn, go and crush that door for me with your huge body, and show me what they are doing!!!"

    "A Ci: Don't be so ridiculous. [Soybean goodbye]"

    "A Ci, my mother is a beautiful princess, not a beautiful pig. Human beings who don't know what is good or bad [Soybean Smile] [Soybean Smile]"

    "Where is the director of the program group, I order you! Pry open this door for me!"

    "Bo Yu, I hope you can know that Gu Qichi is my wife, my baby, please don't harass him anymore, it has caused both me and him trouble in the eyes!"

    After the director heard that Gu Qichi and Bo Yu were planning to go out, he arranged for staff to guard the door of Bo's villa.

    The accompanying PD looked at the task card in his hand, and for a moment, the corner of his mouth twitched, not knowing whether he should feel that it was a coincidence or not.

    The task card for Gu Qichi's group has three tasks.

    1. Make a loving breakfast for your partner who is still sleeping.

    2. Go to the supermarket to make a purchase, and find the invisible props hidden by the program group in the supermarket. If you miss the props, you will be punished.

    3. Prepare for tomorrow's guest meeting

    Bo Yu and Gu Qichi were going to finish two by mistake.

    After coming out of the locker room, Gu Qichi was still saying, "You should put on your coat after you go out, it's too hot at home."

    Bo Yu was wearing a gray overcoat. He had long legs, was tall, and had an astonishingly well-proportioned figure. He didn't look like a president who had been sitting in the office all year round and turned into an idiot.With a faint smile, affectionate and affectionate, like a little fresh meat coming to film an idol drama.

    Not to mention Gu Qichi, the big beauty with thick eyebrows, was teasing the cat, when the eyelashes were raised, he glanced at Bo Yu, the spring in his eyes suddenly appeared, and the charming affection slowly flowed, the whole person was gentle and affectionate.

    The style of clothes on him is not too different from Bo Yu's. Looking at the jacket that Bo Yu is holding, you can see that the two of them are from head to toe in couple style.

    This was not enough, before going out, Bo Yu went back to the bedroom and took out Gu Qichi's wedding ring, and put it on his ring finger.

    Bo Yu took the ring off by himself before going to the bathtub yesterday, fearing that Gu Qichi would hurt himself when he was in love.

    Gu Qichi looked at the huge pigeon egg in his hand and had a headache: "Just go to the supermarket, can I not wear it?"

    Gu Qichi: "Bo Yu."

    He called him, emphasizing very seriously: "The ring is too heavy, and it will be inconvenient for me to carry my things home and wear it later."

    Bo Yu helped him put on his coat for going out, took off the scarf and wrapped it tightly around his face, kissed him on the brow, and smiled lightly.

    "Just wear it. I'm here, so you don't need to carry things."

    What Bo Yu said made sense, but Gu Qichi couldn't hold him back.

    He took out a peaked cap and put it on his head, and put his palm on the doorknob.

    drop down.

    ...

    "He did it on purpose, he did it on purpose! Where was the ring for Chi Chi? It was for us to see... [Soybean speechless]"

    "The director's team has already arranged staff, I can't help but want to see my wife's expression."

    "Taishe is dead. My wife did something wrong. I blame Bo Yu. This man is really weak. [Soybean gets angry] [Soybean gets angry]"

    "He also chose a couple outfit...a scheming old man [Husky]"

    "How much do these pigeon eggs cost? Damn, I don't even dare to wear such a big glass ball."

    "Visual inspection of a suite in the center of Dongcheng City. [Push glasses]"

    "No, judging by the fineness of this diamond, at least you can buy a large flat in Dongcheng. 【Push glasses】"

    "Should I say it or not, the real man is quite handsome."

    "Don't tell me you really don't, they are a good match. At least in terms of appearance, he can stand up in front of Gu Qichi."

    "Since that's the case, everyone is welcome to come and have fun with Gu Zongchao. Real couples are the best!"

    "True couples are the most dicks!"

    ...

    The doorknob was pulled down, Gu Qichi was in front, and was about to put on the mask.

    A group of heads appeared from the doorway.

    Most of them have never been seen before, only the Mediterranean Sea in the middle is a bit familiar.

    Oh, Gu Qichi remembered, it was the accompanying PD who was in charge of their group last time.

    Because the size of the Mediterranean Sea is too large, it really left a deep impression on Gu Qichi.

    Gu Qichi was a little embarrassed.

    He pushed the door open completely, took off his half-worn mask, and poked out a furry head.

    The black heads all had cameras and various shooting equipment in their hands. Gu Qichi was a little dazed and asked blankly, "Director, what's the matter?"

    The accompanying PD looked affectionately, and was reluctant to tell Gu Qichi the truth.

    As for Wu Yangyang's staff, many people were watching Gu Qichi and Bo Yu's live broadcast on their mobile phones while looking at Gu Qichi.

    Her eyes were filled with pink bubbles, and even the corners of her lips unconsciously evoked a aunt's smile.

    Ah, true couples can do whatever they want, they are the best!

    The accompanying PD handed over the task card very tactfully, and said: "The filming of the show has already started, here is your task card for today."

    Gu Qichi frowned: "Didn't the recording start on 1.9?"

    The eyes of the accompanying staff became more loving.

    Bo Yu had guessed it a long time ago, but Gu Qichi was the only one who was kept in the dark.

    This is so socially dead.

    pd cleared his throat, coughed, and replied euphemistically: "This is the latest plan of the program group. The artist will not be notified to start filming in advance. I want to explore the artist's most real life in private..."

    pd raised his eyes guiltyly, looked at the dazed Gu Qichi, and began to defend himself: "We were going to notify you and Boss Bo in the morning, but the staff knocked on the door for a long time and no one answered..."

    "The soundproofing equipment in your bedroom and Mr. Bo's is really good..." The accompanying PD smiled and forced the task card into Gu Qichi's hand, "But now that you and Mr. Bo are up, it's time to continue to complete the program.The task remains."

    Gu Qichi's hand holding the task card was a little stiff, trying to maintain his expression.

    The people present couldn't see any surprise or shame on his face, and they were still feeling that Gu Qichi's psychological quality is strong.

    I heard Gu Qichi ask: "Is the live camera over there turned on?"

    The accompanying pd said, "They're all on."

    Gu Qichi's eyes darkened.

    Bo Yu's voice came from behind: "Honey, don't run around, come in and change your shoes."

    Gu Qichi wanted to kick Bo Yu to death.

    The author has something to say:

    Bo Yu: I did it on purpose, couple outfit, fried egg with love, dove egg wedding ring, Gu Qichi can only be my wife.

    Chi Chi: kicked lightly in the morning, should kick it flying

    Netizens in the live broadcast room: The feud between a bastard and his wife is irreconcilable!!!

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