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    Xu Jianian held Suisui's hand and taught him how to write, while saying, "There are also sun hats, sun protection clothing and so on. I will go to the outdoor goods store to have a look later."

    He didn't hear Lin He's response after speaking, he raised his head, followed his gaze to look at the phone screen, and smiled indifferently: "It's okay, let them talk."

    He said to the camera: "This is a variety show of life, not a competition for survival. We just use the rules reasonably, and we will not lose because of bringing an extra bottle of sunscreen, and miss out on millions of prizes."

    "Hmm." Lin He breathed a sigh of relief when he realized that he really didn't mind those criticisms - he didn't want this show to make Xu Jianian feel unhappy.

    Not only was Xu Jianian not unhappy, but he also looked at the program director outside the camera, and suggested, "Maybe the program team asks for a sponsorship of sunscreen products. If the sponsor's father provides it, we don't have to bring it ourselves."

    The director choked up: "...then I'll go back and ask?"

    Xu Jianian smiled: "That's right, there are also laundry detergent, soap, paper towels, etc. As long as your advertising business works hard enough, won't our island life be stress-free?"

    Director: "..."

    Barrage: "Hahahahaha he still rhymes!"

    "@XX日化, pay fast! Sponsor it!"

    "Program Advertising Business: Are You Surviving or Me Surviving?"

    "Sunscreen is very necessary. Sunburn can lead to redness and swelling of the skin, spots and sores, and in severe cases, fever and even shock. It is not convenient to seek medical treatment on the island, so it is better to be prepared for sun protection."

    "+1 is for the guests to go to the island, not some keyboard warriors, don't bring it when you go by yourself if you have the ability."

    "When they go, they just need to bring a keyboard / dog head" [note]

    The audience who just questioned it also recalled: Yes, this is a variety show of life, not the survival competition they watched before, and they don’t need to be careful in order to survive until the end to win the prize money, and make reasonable use of the rules to make their lives more comfortable, what’s the matter?question?

    The audience who shouted "don't watch" fell silent, and the number of viewers in the live broadcast room increased instead of decreasing.

    Lin He quickly went through the business of the group's branch companies in his mind, and found that there was indeed a daily chemical company, so he lowered his head and edited a message on his mobile phone, and sent it to Secretary Zhang.

    Xu Jianian and Suisui also made a shopping list, and the family set off to shop.

    When they came to an outdoor product chain store under the Zhengrong Group, the shopping guide obviously knew their identities and needs, and introduced the items they needed very accurately.

    "Our magnesium rod is relatively light in weight and has a good ignition effect. You may consider it."

    "There is also this folding saw, which is made of high-quality steel and is light and easy to carry. It is a very good tool for outdoor activities."

    Xu Jianian nodded repeatedly, and said to Lin He: "You choose these, Sui Sui and I will go there."

    He pointed to the outdoor clothing area, and pulled Sui Sui over to choose.Sun protection clothing, sun hat, ice sleeves, sportswear, slippers...all for Sui Sui to try on.

    Sui Sui looked down at the new sportswear he had just changed into, pushed the sunglasses that had slid down, and opened the notebook in his hand, wondering: "Dad, these are not on the shopping list."

    Xu Jianian was wearing the same sportswear and sunglasses, with his hips on his hips, he said boldly, "Dad wants to buy it for you, can't you?"

    Sui Sui paused, took out the pencil that was stuck in the case of the notebook, and silently added sportswear, slippers and sunglasses to the shopping list.

    Xu Jianian was still on the sidelines to guide: "Write parent-child outfits, yes, I will get a set for your dad later."

    Barrage: "It's strange, why did I see the pampering and pampering of a six-year-old child on the face of a six-year-old child."

    "The tiger father has no dogs?"

    "Just spoil your dad, Mr. Sui!"

    "For a while, I couldn't tell who was the father."

    After Lin He selected the necessary tools, Xu Jianian dragged him to try on the parent-child sportswear in his picture. Thinking that the family of three happened to not have too many parent-child clothes, he chose a few more sets with a wave of his hand, and planned to take them to record the show..

    Finally, after choosing sunscreen, sunscreen mud, aloe vera gel and mosquito repellent, the family of three left the outdoor goods store and went to the supermarket in the shopping mall upstairs.

    Lin He pushed the shopping cart, Xu Jianian saw Sui Sui's gaze fell on the kid sitting next to him in the shopping cart, and asked him if he wanted to try it.

    The six-year-old "big kid" Sui Sui shook his head, but there was a hint of longing in his eyes.

    Xu Jianian winked at Lin He, but without further ado, Lin He lifted Suisui by his armpit and put him into the shopping cart.

    Sui Sui froze for a moment, then turned to look at them.

    Xu Jianian patted him on the head: "You are responsible for reading the list and telling us what to buy."

    Sui Sui bent his eyes, opened his notebook and said seriously: "We are the first to buy pots, made of aluminum."

    Xu Jianian commanded: "Let's go!"

    Xu Jianian was a little surprised when he first found out about Sui Sui's ability to write, but after asking, he found out that the teacher at the orphanage taught him.

    In orphanages, preschool children are generally taken care of by life teachers, who teach them to sing, play games, do handicrafts, and occasionally learn basic pinyin and numbers for enlightenment.Children who have already gone to school will also bring everyone to play on weekends and winter and summer vacations.

    Sui Sui's life teacher saw that he was learning things very quickly, and he could read picture books with phonetic not long after he finished learning pinyin, so he started to teach him to write.

    Sui Sui's performance did not disappoint the teacher. Although he has just graduated from kindergarten, his literacy and reading and writing skills are already very good.

    Both Xu Jianian and Lin He intend to continue training him, and Sui Sui is also happy to be needed by his fathers.

    He sat in the shopping cart, looking up at the signs, trying to show the dads the way.

    Passing the fast food area, Xu Jianian stopped suddenly and took several big bags of instant noodles, flavored with old hen soup, pork bone soup, spicy beef, rattan pepper...

    The program director reminded: "Wait a minute, convenience food is forbidden."

    Xu Jianian: "Mr. Zhang Jingchuan, didn't they bring it?"

    Choreographer: "New regulations, new regulations, you are not allowed to bring them."

    Xu Jianian paused, and insisted on putting the instant noodles into the shopping cart: "I'll buy it and eat it at home."

    Choreographer: "..." As long as you are happy.

    Walking past another row of shelves, Xu Jianian asked, "Can I bring ham sausage and canned meat? What about sausage, beef jerky, and ham?"

    Choreographer: "... 10 kilograms can't carry so much?"

    Xu Jianian: "We can figure out the weight, so you can tell if you can carry it."

    The director choked up: "Snacks and fast food are not allowed, there are no other restrictions."

    Xu Jianian immediately directed Lin He: "Go!"

    Barrage: "Hahahaha the rules of the show are for you to understand."

    Xu Jianian made a selection in the preserved products section, filled the shopping cart half full, and finally turned to buy a pot.

    They chose a small aluminum steamer for two to three people, with a compartment in the middle for steaming things, and a handle that can be hung up, and the weight also met their psychological expectations.

    Satisfied, Sui Sui ticked off the list, thinking that the most important things are bought, so the list should not be added anymore, right?

    Unexpectedly, on the way to the cashier, Xu Jianian suddenly pointed to the bedding area and said, "Let's bring a mosquito net."

    Barrage:"???"

    "Outrageous! This is the first time I've heard that mosquito nets were worn on a survival show."

    "There are only things we can't think of, and there is nothing that Xu Jianian doesn't want to bring."

    "Honey, you're not the princess and the pea, are you?"

    The audience thought it was outrageous, but Lin He pushed the shopping cart over and took a serious look, tapped the brackets supporting the mosquito net with his fingers, and said, "This one is made of metal, it may be overweight."

    Xu Jianian frowned and thought for a while: "Then fix the mosquito net on the tent without the bracket."

    Lin He nodded: "Okay."

    Barrage:"……"

    "Just pet him!"

    "Now I'm really worried that my wife will overturn the car with too many unnecessary things."

    "He's not going on vacation anymore, he's moving."

    The pre-live broadcast of Xu Jianian's family ended with the audience's dislike, but Xu Jianian didn't care.

    He asked his aunt at home to find an electronic scale, and began to accurately measure the weight of the items, thinking about how to combine them for better carrying.

    Two days later, Xu Jianian, who had been researching a certain aspect of compatibility with Lin He until late at night, was "overworked" and was sleeping late when he was suddenly awakened by the ringing of the phone.

    He opened his eyes in a daze, touched the phone, saw Song Ge's name, and swiped through: "Hello."

    "You haven't gotten up yet?" Song Ge asked in surprise, "What time is it?"

    "You—" Xu Jianian wanted to say that you don't have sex and you don't understand, but found that his voice was unbelievably hoarse. He cleared his throat, gave up making jokes, and asked, "What's the matter?"

    Song Ge worried: "Are you sick?"

    Xu Jianian got up, touched the warm water on the bedside table and took a sip: "It's okay, just tell me."

    Hearing that his voice became normal, Song Ge said, "It's good that you're not sick. I saw that you and Lin He are going to be on a variety show, so I'm here to ask what's going on with you."

    Xu Jianian rubbed his eyes, and said in a lazy voice, "If you think it's fun, go on it, and treat it as a honeymoon trip."

    Not long ago, Song Ge, who hated iron and steel because of a small flash marriage: "..."

    "But I saw the trailer just released by the program group, Zhou Kai will also be on this program." Song Ge said, "You don't mean to run after him, do you?"

    Xu Jianian woke up instantly: "Huh? Isn't the fourth group of guests an amateur family? When did he quit the circle?"

    Song Ge choked, and said speechlessly: "He and a small idol group CP named Yang Mingye will be an intern father and bring amateur children on the show."

    Xu Jianian didn't understand: "Is he crazy? Has the national boyfriend changed to the daddy route?"

    Song Ge: "How do I know? I thought you already knew that he was going to be on the show, and you were going for him."

    Xu Jianian covered his chest: "Stop talking, I'm sick to my stomach, thank you."

    Song Ge teased: "Have you got it?"

    Xu Jianian: "...you are poisonous."

    Song Ge stopped joking: "Then what do you do now? Are you and Lin He going?"

    Xu Jianian paused and said, "I'll discuss it with him."

    At the same time, Lin He, who was at work, also received a report from Secretary Zhang, and went home during his lunch break.

    The family was sitting together for lunch, Xu Jianian asked Lin He: "The star I was a fan of before will also be on our show, do you mind?"

    "I'm fine." Lin Heyun said lightly, "If you don't want to contact him, we can withdraw."

    Xu Jianian glanced at the packed suitcases in the corner of the living room, and said hesitantly: "But we are all ready, Sui Sui looks forward to it."

    Sui Sui, who was eating seriously, raised his head: "I'm fine."

    Xu Jianian raised his eyebrows: "Tell the truth."

    Sui Sui sighed and looked at his father: "Well, I (knew that Dad) wanted to go."

    Lin He brought food to Xu Jianian: "If you want to go, I can also find a way to make him quit."

    Xu Jianian was taken aback for a moment, he clenched his fist and held it up in front of Lin He as a microphone, and asked with a smile, "Isn't it great to interview Mr. Ba Zong, Mr. Ben, and say 'Tianliang Wang Po' to control other people's lives?"

    Lin He heard a hint of subtle ridicule from his words, and tightened his grip on the chopsticks. He picked up a chopstick of beef for him, and said in a low voice, "Give him better resources, he knows how to choose."

    Xu Jianian frowned: "Won't that make him cheaper?"

    Lin He looked up at him, a little confused, "Then what do you mean—"

    Xu Jianian: "I don't care what his purpose is on this show, but he is a stranger to me now, and I don't think I have anything to be afraid of."

    "I'm going to play with you, not with him."

    Lin He nodded: "Then listen to you."

    On the day the show officially started, Xu Jianian happily took Suisui and set off for the airport with Lin He.

    The program group chartered a flight to Nan Province, and all the guests and staff met at the airport.

    In the VIP waiting room, the program group started the live broadcast, and the other three groups of guests were already in place, greeting each other.

    Seeing Xu Jianian's family appear, everyone stopped talking, and Zhou Kai got up first and walked towards them.

    "Long time no see, Good Year."

    He stretched out his hand towards Xu Jianian, still with that naughty smile, and his tiresome bubbly voice.

    Xu Jianian held Suisui with one hand, and the suitcase with the other. He raised his hand to indicate that his hands were inconvenient, and smiled slightly, the smile not reaching his eyes: "Hello."

    Zhou Kai didn't force it, turned his head to look at Lin He, the smile on his face was more friendly, but it was a bit hypocritical when he looked carefully, the bubble sound was a bit less greasy, and more meaningless:

    "Long time no see, Lin He."

    Xu Jianian: "???"

    haven't seen you for a long time?

    "You...know each other?"

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