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    "You...know each other?" Xu Jianian looked at Lin He in surprise.

    Before Lin He could speak, Zhou Kai interjected with a playful smile, "Did he not tell you?"

    He glanced at Lin He and said, "We are classmates in high school."

    Lin He nodded slightly: "I know, not familiar."

    Xu Jianian was even more surprised, a high school classmate?Doesn't that mean that his sister should also know Zhou Kai?

    The sentence "unfamiliar" made Zhou Kai smile slightly, and he turned around: "I'll wait for you, let's get to know everyone soon."

    He took the initiative to introduce, Lin He and Xu Jianian did not refute his face, and greeted other guests politely.

    Barrage: "It turns out that our brother Kai knows the young master of Zhengrong Group, and is he also a classmate with President Donglai?"

    "Boss Lin: Don't beat me, I've already said I'm not familiar with you."

    "I feel sorry for Brother Kai, I think they are a bit rude, Brother Kai took the initiative to greet them, one didn't know him well, and the other didn't even shake hands."

    "Maybe I don't really know your master/dog head"

    【Am I the only one who feels something is wrong?Zhou Kai's "Jia Nian" was so affectionate, it felt like a melon.】

    "Don't flirt, our brother Kai just has a good temper and is kind to others."

    "Yes, yes, good sir, Zhou Kai (go away), yuppie warm man, Zhou Kai (go away), okay?"

    "Pfft! Why can you make a voice?"

    After Xu Jianian greeted the guests, he found a seat and sat down, took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Xu Jiayuan: "Are you and Zhou Kai high school classmates?"

    Xu Jiayuan: "Unfamiliar / Rolling Eyes.jpg"

    Xu Jianian: "But I haven't heard you mention it to me."

    Xu Jiayuan: "I said he is unreliable, you don't believe me."

    Xu Jianian: "..."

    Xu Jianian: "I was wrong, sister, I shouldn't have questioned your vision."

    Xu Jiayuan: "/白眼.jpg"

    "Guests."

    Xu Jianian originally wanted to inquire about Lin He and Zhou Kai's past, but when he heard the program director's call, he could only put away his phone first.

    Director: "Now proceed to the necessary link before departure—weighing the suitcase."

    Rock singer Fang Luchen shook his head and sighed: "I knew you guys were going to do this."

    He wears a pair of glasses and looks very elegant. Just looking at his appearance, it is hard to imagine that he has such powerful energy when he plays rock and roll.

    The other guests also had a clear look on their faces. Xu Jianian and Lin He were also well prepared and were not surprised.

    The props team pushed up a platform scale, and the director continued: "Thank you for your strong support for this program. The 26-inch suitcases provided by Ailv Luggage, with a net weight of 5 kg, were distributed to everyone earlier."

    "According to the program rules, each guest is allowed to carry luggage with a net weight of less than 10 kilograms, and the total net weight of the family cannot exceed 30 kilograms. Items exceeding the weight will be temporarily kept by the program team."

    After the introduction, the director looked at the four groups of guests, "Which group will weigh first?"

    The guests looked at each other, Zhang Jingchuan, the actor with the greatest "seniority", stood up, "Then let's go first."

    He is tall and strong, and has always shown himself as a tough guy, easily carrying three suitcases at home on the scale.

    The total net weight of the family is 28.86 kilograms. Zhang Jingchuan smiled at the camera with satisfaction, and was about to return to his seat with his suitcase.

    "Not full?" Xu Jianian was slightly surprised, and whispered to Lin He, "Like us, did you entrust the program team to prepare tools?"

    Lin He nodded.

    "Wait a minute, Mr. Zhang." The director suddenly reminded, "We also need to weigh the backpack."

    Zhang Jingchuan was taken aback for a moment, and the other guests were also a little surprised.

    Zhou Kai's partner Yang Mingye hugged his backpack tightly: "Isn't it director, so strict?"

    He is the rap and sub-lead dancer of the popular idol boy group. Because of his excellent professional ability and overly blunt personality, he is mixed in pink and black, black red and black red.

    After he opened his mouth, Zhou Kai also said: "Everyone's bags are full of things like mobile phones and documents, can't they be counted as the weight of supplies?"

    "Certificates don't count, but mobile phones don't." The director said, "Ms. Zhang, come here."

    Zhang Jingchuan had no choice but to resign himself to his fate and brought the family's backpacks, which weighed 8.65 kilograms in total, minus the documents.

    Everyone was surprised, Yang Mingye asked stupidly: "Mr. Zhang, did you put a bomb in your bag? Why is it so heavy?"

    Zhang Jingchuan wanted to struggle again: "The backpack should also be peeled off."

    The director nodded: "No, because the backpack is also a tool."

    Everyone: "..."

    Bullet screen: "Hahahahaha, you can't think of it? The program team has taken everyone seriously."

    "I just like this kind of ruthless program group, I love it."

    Fang Luchen's wife, Lu Yiwei, couldn't help complaining: "It's really... I haven't seen a show like you are so 'careful'."

    Everyone laughed, and the director announced: "In addition to the 1 kg props that Mr. Zhang entrusted the program team to prepare, the total weight of Mr. Zhang's luggage is 8.51 kg. You can go to the side to unpack the weight and weigh it later. The next groupbring it on."

    Zhang Jingchuan had no choice but to step aside, and the rest of the family looked at each other in blank dismay, pushing and giving way.

    Fang Luchen: "Teacher Zhou, you come first?"

    Zhou Kai said at the same time, "Teacher Fang first?"

    "..."

    Seeing the amateur kids in Zhou Kai's group secretly stuffing the contents of their backpacks into their trouser pockets, Xu Jianian couldn't help but patted Lin He with a smile.

    Lin He followed his gaze, raised the corners of his lips, stood up and said, "Let's go first."

    He put all the suitcases and backpacks of the three people on the platform scale without even taking out their documents. The total weight was only 43 kilograms, minus 15 kilograms of the suitcase's own weight, and the net weight of the luggage was 28 kilograms.

    Yang Mingye was surprised: "Oh my god, you guys bring so little?"

    Zhang Jingchuan's wife, Yan Xue, patted his arm and said in a low voice, "Look at them, they have told you not to bring some things."

    Zhang Jingchuan: "It's okay, I'll reduce it later."

    The director announced: "Mr. Lin's family's luggage weighs 28 kilograms net, and the tools commissioned by the program team weigh 2 kilograms, and the total weight is 30 kilograms. Pass the customs."

    Barrage: "Damn it! Your daddy is worthy of being your daddy, 1g is not much."

    "I don't believe it! My wife bought so many sausages and bacon, and mosquito nets, how could it be so light?"

    "Even the weight of the backpack is included. Could it be that the program team revealed it in advance?"

    "Can't it be that people have the consciousness to abide by the rules?"

    "What a pity! I still want to see my wife's suitcase~"

    Zhou Kai was also a little surprised, and slightly raised the corners of his lips to look at Xu Jianian: "Is it so accurate?"

    Xu Jianian raised his eyebrows, stepped forward and said to the program crew: "Wait a minute, we still have our certificates."

    He took out the IDs of the three people and three bottles of mineral water that he had only drank a little from his backpack, "We'll drink the water later, if you don't take it away, can you take it out?"

    The director nodded helplessly, watching the weight drop by 1.43 kg.

    Xu Jianian looked at Lin He, Lin He immediately understood, and said to the program group: "There is 1.43 kilograms left, please prepare us a clean plastic bucket and a gill net."

    Xu Jianian nodded: "Thank you."

    Program group: "..."

    Other guests: "..."

    Barrage:"……"

    "Laughing to death, the rules of the show really made them understand the game."

    Later, Fang Lvchen and Zhou Kai's luggage was overweight, and they had to unpack together to lose weight.

    Only after opening the box did I realize that Zhang Jingchuan's backpack was so heavy because all his clothes and a pair of slippers were stuffed inside.

    And half of his suitcase is filled with his daughter's dolls, story books and rubber bands, hairpins, hair bands, his wife's skin care products, and half of them are supplies.

    The supplies include some daily necessities, a pot and several large bags of hot pot base, sauerkraut and fish base, and crayfish base.

    Daughter Zhang Yueyan took the initiative to take out her dolls, picture books and hair accessories: "Dad, I don't need to bring these."

    Zhang Jingchuan stuffed her back again: "It's okay, it's okay, Dad will find a way."

    His wife, Yan Xue, wanted to hand over the skin care products to the program team, but Zhang Jingchuan stopped him again: "My wife, the ultraviolet rays over there are very strong. How can you and Yanyan do without skin care products? What if you get sunburned?"

    In the end, he picked and picked by himself for a long time, discarding the pot and various base materials, and handing in some skin care products and hair accessories, and the weight was barely acceptable.

    Barrage: "Hahahaha my wife and daughter have really hammered Teacher Zhang."

    "Mr. Zhang's show! I didn't expect to bring so many base materials."

    "Throw away the slippers, Brother Zhang, at least keep a pack of hot pot bottom ingredients for yourself/Goutou"

    "I was wrong. I shouldn't have thought that my wife was delicate if she wore sunscreen."

    "Compared to Zhang Jingchuan, mosquito nets are nothing."

    The backpacks of Fang Luchen and Lu Yiwei's family were also overweight. Lu Yiwei discarded the cosmetics and contact lenses in the bag, silently hung the glasses on the collar, and handed in the glasses case, trying to reduce the weight.

    Fang Luchen's backpack turned out to be a small cartoon quilt.

    "Father!" His son Fang Siyu looked at him in surprise, turned his head and opened his suitcase, and suddenly saw a ukulele that didn't belong to him.

    "Father!" Fang Siyu stamped his foot, pointing to the place occupied by the ukulele, "This is where I put the quilt!"

    Lu Yiwei looked at her husband speechlessly: "Why are you bringing the ukulele?"

    Fang Lvchen touched his nose: "Isn't this...my electric guitar is too heavy."

    Lu Yiwei frowned: "Then you will occupy your son's suitcase?"

    Fang Siyu raised his head and stomped his feet on his hips: "I don't agree!"

    Barrage: "Hahahahaha Siyu is so cute."

    "Fang Luchen: Musical instruments are the world's other me, so I have to bring them."

    "That can't take advantage of my son, hahahaha"

    In the end, Fang Luchen silently handed over the ukulele to the program crew for safekeeping, and returned the small quilt in the bag to his son.

    Fang Siyu carefully folded the small quilt back into the suitcase, and lifted half of the suitcase to cover it back.Sui Sui was close and gave him a hand.

    "Thank you." Fang Siyu thanked him, and wanted to reciprocate, so he asked Suisui, "Do you want to open the box? I'll help you."

    Suisui said: "No, thank you, our family is not overweight."

    Fang Siyu was startled, "That's great."

    He looked at his parents who were rearranging their luggage, puffed up his face and snorted, looked at Suisui and said, "My name is Fang Siyu, what's your name?"

    Suisui: "My name is Lin Yu."

    "Huh?" Fang Siyu's eyes widened, and he said in surprise, "Our names are the same!"

    In Zhou Kai's group, Yang Mingye gave up the tablet in his backpack, and his personal luggage barely passed the weight limit.

    The amateur child brought by the two was named Lin Haoxuan. He was wearing a pair of children's vision-correcting glasses, but there was a handheld game console and a bunch of batteries in his backpack. He obviously planned to use these batteries to play on the island for half a month.

    His parents came to see him off, and whispered to him to give the game console and batteries to the program crew to save weight.

    Lin Haoxuan reluctantly handed over the battery and insisted on keeping the game console, but the program crew's camera was aimed at his bulging trouser pocket.

    Barrage: "Hahahaha the big brother of the camera is too much, and the execution is public."

    "Haoxuan naively thought that no one would see him secretly hiding the battery."

    "His parents sent him to the show, in fact, they want to help him quit playing games."

    Lin Haoxuan's parents covered their foreheads and reminded him to look at the camera.Only now did Lin Haoxuan realize that he had been exposed, and he cleaned out his trouser pocket with a bitter face, but he still refused to hand over the game console.It is estimated that there is a pair of batteries inside, which can play for a while.

    Finally it was Zhou Kai's turn. The skin care products and facial masks in his backpack were overweight, and he had to take them with him, so he opened his suitcase to see what else he could lose.

    As soon as the suitcase was opened, Yang Mingye asked strangely: "Brother, why do you still bring a pillow? Can this be removed?"

    "This won't work." Zhou Kai immediately refused.

    He looked at the lens, raised the corners of his lips and said, "A fan gave it to me. I'm used to it. I can't sleep without it."

    Barrage: "Ahhhhhh, the sister who gave this pillow must be crazy!"

    "Understood, next time I send a pillow to Brother Kai, he will really use it."

    "Brother Kai is such a fan~"

    "??? Is this a favorite fan? I don't understand your fans very well."

    Xu Jianian, who happened to be standing behind Zhou Kai's follow-up camera, met his gaze: "..."

    Xu Jianian found the memory of the original owner giving Zhou Kai a pillow in his mind: "..."

    Help, he's throwing up again.

    Beside Xu Jianian, Lin He noticed that Zhou Kai's eyes were looking at Xu Jianian just now, and the eyes dimmed slightly.

    He held Xu Jianian's hand, and said apologetically, "I forgot to bring you a pillow."

    Xu Jianian was slightly stunned, and subconsciously said: "It's okay, I don't recognize the bed."

    Lin He said, "I chose the pillows at home. I think you slept well."

    Xu Jianian heard a little bit of meaning, understood why he suddenly lifted the pillow, and pursed his lips and said, "Good choice, I like it very much."

    Lin He then raised the corners of his lips: "It's a pity that I didn't bring it."

    "It's okay." Xu Jianian patted his shoulder, smiled and leaned against his shoulder, "I'll sleep here."

    Lin He froze for a moment, and the smile slowly faded in his eyes.

    Zhou Kai and Yang Mingye who heard everything: "..."

    Barrage: "Day! Are the newlyweds so sweet? It's time to get it!"

    "Ah ah ah ah ah who can stand this? Who can stand this? My wife is so good at flirting!"

    【Help!"I'm sleeping here" is such a stupid word, I stood up to pay respects to my wife!】

    "A murder caused by a pillow, none of the single dogs present survived."

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