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    The director understood the voice of the audience and asked Xu Jianian: "What talent do you know?"

    "Let's say it first, it's definitely not okay to sing a song casually." He said ruthlessly.

    Xu Jianian paused slightly, raised his head and chest and said, "Then I can play the piano."

    "..."

    The director choked, wondering where to get you a piano, "Sorry, we don't have this condition for now."

    Xu Jianian said again: "I can also draw, but if I can't, I can also do a little fencing."

    director:"……"

    There are quite a lot of people who will meet, but it is a pity that none of them have the conditions to perform on the island.Can't you perform fencing with a bamboo pole again?Watching the same show twice is nothing new.

    Yan Xue realized something, and asked with a smile: "Jia Nian can also fencing, is it taught by Mr. Lin?"

    Xu Jianian touched the tip of his nose and nodded.Everyone laughed without saying a word, with teasing eyes.

    Barrage: "Wow~ Mr. Lin will teach you? / Smile"

    Yang Mingye, who was born in the boy group idol, is more interested in his ability to play the piano, "Then you study music?"

    Most people don't have two skills, and they will modestly say "learned" and "know a little" musical instruments, but he sees that Xu Jianian is quite confident. Could it be that he is a professional?

    Lu Yiwei followed up and asked: "Are you interested in making a debut? I saw that the audience was looking forward to it."

    Xu Jianian hurriedly waved his hands: "I can't sing, I can't act, and the piano is just a hobby, so I won't go to the entertainment industry to harm the public."

    He added: "I major in design, and I'm good at drawing."

    Lin Haoxuan asked curiously: "Brother, are you a designer now?"

    "I'm now..." Xu Jianian paused, "I'm just an ordinary unemployed young man."

    Barrage: [My wife, what misunderstanding do you have about "ordinary"?】

    "If I have to say it, my first job is to record this show, and the show crew will pay me a salary." Xu Jianian said.

    Everyone laughed, Yang Mingye joked: "You won't go back to inherit the family business after recording the show, right?"

    Xu Jianian: "I have my sister in my family, so I don't need to inherit the family business."

    Barrage: "Huh? Wife and sister?"

    "Dare to ask if my sister is married? I am male, but I like female..."

    "Sister must be more beautiful than my wife! Sister give Jihui?"

    "Ahem." The director interrupted the topic that everyone was talking about, and looked at Xu Jianian, "Can you give the audience a big job?"

    "For example?" Xu Jianian asked, "Wash your hair upside down?"

    "..."

    Barrage: "Hahahahaha"

    "It's not impossible, we love to watch!"

    "Will the clothes slide down when my wife stands on her head? Will it reveal her pink breasts and white belly? Will she have abdominal muscles? Or will she be soft and fleshy? Heh heh heh—"

    "Oh my god! Who tripped over my panties?"

    The director tried his best to pull back the program flow: "If there is no suitable talent for performance, we will start catching chickens and ducks. Which group will come first?"

    Xu Jianian failed to bargain, so he could only face the cruel facts.

    Seeing his perplexed expression, Lu Yiwei walked towards the chicken coop, "I'll come first, to show Jia Nian."

    She waved to her son Fang Siyu: "Do you want to try it?"

    "Yes!" Fang Siyu put on the goggles specially prepared by the program crew, and eagerly walked into the chicken coop with his mother.

    Yang Mingye, who had already finished catching, also encouraged Xu Jianian: "It's okay, just close your eyes and rush over to catch it later."

    Anyway, he just grabbed it in a daze, and the chicken flew into his hand.

    Xu Jianian was dubious, and saw Lu Yiwei slowly approaching the hen that was still eating with her hips akimbo, slowly lowering her center of gravity, and suddenly grabbed a hen's neck with a "black tiger's heart out", and scared the rest of the hen into the air.Chicken and duck.

    Before Fang Siyu had time to participate, he was taken aback by the chicken and duck.

    Xu Jianian looked at the camera in disbelief: "Is it that simple?"

    Lu Yiwei grabbed the hen and came out, "It's quite simple, it's also my first time to catch it."

    Xu Jianian: "..."

    Barrage: "Hahahaha, the joys and sorrows of human beings are not interlinked."

    "6666 Sister Lu is amazing! This chicken looks like a quail in Sister Lu's hands."

    "Baby Siyu has no gaming experience."

    Lu Yiwei persuaded Xu Jianian: "You try it first, if it really doesn't work, I'll catch it for you."

    She said so, Xu Jianian has to work hard on his own.

    Furthermore, although he is a little afraid of chickens and ducks flopping around, he is not a character who shrinks when he is afraid, and he really wants to try it in his heart.

    He looked at Suisui: "Do you want to come together?"

    Sui Sui hesitated for a moment, but couldn't bear to let his father face it alone, and nodded as if he was going to the battlefield.

    The two put on goggles, pushed open the chicken coop door, and walked in lightly.

    Xu Jianian commanded boldly: "I'll go this way, you go that way, we'll surround them."

    Suisui: "..." All right, listen to Dad.

    Barrage: "Hahahaha Hen: Ouch, I'm so scared!"

    Xu Jianian leaned forward and slowly approached the hen he was looking at, one step, two steps, and now——

    He rushed over suddenly, the hen fluttered its wings in shock, and threw up its feathers, "Cluck, cluck, cluck——!"

    Xu Jianian rushed to nothing, and Sui Sui quickly helped to stop them, and the two of them just faced each other and followed the flock of chickens in circles.

    One lap, two laps, three laps... The chicken flew and the duck jumped, startling the feathers all over the ground, but Xu Jianian didn't even touch a single feather of the chicken.

    Lu Yiwei and the others laughed together, and the barrage was full of "hahahaha".

    Xu Jianian was anxious, and became more and more courageous as he became more and more frustrated. He swooped again, and the hen flapped its wings again and flew into the air, flying towards Suisui head-on in a panic——

    Sui Sui quickly raised his hands to cover his eyes, and closed his eyes in fright.

    In the next second, he felt his hands sinking, and subconsciously grasped them tightly. Then he felt a warm and fluffy touch and heavy weight in his palms, accompanied by screams and struggles.

    He held his hands tighter, slowly opened his eyes, and found that the hen just flew into his hands, and his eyes lit up.

    "Father, Father!" He was surprised, delighted and frightened, and looked at Xu Jianian while holding the hen that was still fluttering its wings.

    "Here we come." Xu Jianian hurriedly stepped forward to grab the hen's wings and cut them backwards, and took Sui Sui's hand before the hen pecked at it.

    Lu Yiwei and the others hurriedly applauded and congratulated, Sui Sui breathed a sigh of relief and patted the chicken feathers off his little hands.

    Seeing that he was still in shock, Xu Jianian pouted his ass and arched him, and praised him: "Oh my god! Whose kid is so powerful and so brave?"

    Sui Sui blushed, pursed her lips and looked at him helplessly, and stretched out her hand to make a heartfelt gesture to him.

    All right, no more boasting.

    Barrage: "Oh my god! Mr. Sui is awesome!"

    "Even though I'm scared, I'm still a brave man to help my father—Mr. Sui!"

    "About that well-known password: President Sui is shy again!"

    "My wife really can lie down and win no matter what she does. She must have saved the Milky Way in her previous life, right?"

    "Let's just say, my wife's ass is so good (bushi..."

    At the suggestion of the program group, everyone tied the wings and feet of the chickens and ducks with straw ropes and took them back to their residences.

    As the sky gradually darkened, the guests staying on the island began to worry about their family members who went fishing.

    Xu Jianian wanted to go to the beach and see if the gillnets standing in the bay had any harvest, so he led Suisui with a flashlight and went out.

    It's a pity that there are no fish on the net this time, only some floating seaweed entangled on it.

    Xu Jianian cleaned up the seaweed, and strengthened the net pole standing in the sea, and then took Sui Sui to look at the sea surface on the reef.

    The cool sea breeze passed over his wet trouser legs, causing goose bumps. Xu Jianian didn't want to catch a cold, so he led Sui Sui back with some regret.

    As night fell, the fishing team hadn't returned yet.

    Because their clothes were wet, Xu Jianian and Sui Sui went to the cruise ship to take a bath first, and then came back to eat seafood hot pot with clear soup, dipped in the sauce made from instant noodle seasoning packets, and rinsed some of the vegetables they brought back today.

    He doesn't know how to kill chickens, and if he kills them tonight, it's a waste if he can't finish them. After all, the weather is too hot to survive the night, so he raises the hens first.

    The fresh bamboo fungus had been soaked in water for seven or eight hours. Xu Jianian was afraid that it would be spoiled, so he boiled it in a seafood hot pot, and left a little bamboo fungus seafood soup in the bamboo tube for Lin He to taste.

    I'll look for it in the bamboo forest next time.

    Seeing that they were all idle at the moment, the director team asked them to record an interview separately, and then put it in the edited version of the program.

    After Xu Jianian and Suisui finished recording, they asked the staff for the time, only to realize that it was past 9 pm.

    Sui Sui yawned after a day's work, so Xu Jianian took him back to the stone house and let him sleep first.

    "Let's wait for father together." Sui Sui said, and yawned again.

    Xu Jianian picked him up and stuffed him on the bed, "Go to bed first, I'll call you when your dad comes back, we still have supper together."

    As soon as Sui Sui touched the bed, he started fighting, so he could only say in a daze, "Then you have to call me."

    "Okay, go to sleep."

    Xu Jianian coaxed the children to sleep, sat under the kerosene lamp, and made chicken coops out of thin bamboo branches.

    Tying the hen like this is not a solution, and he is also worried that the hen will break free from the straw rope and run away, so it is better to weave a cage and lock it in. It can also be used to catch chickens and ducks on the other side of the stream in the future.

    Barrage: "It's so warm, I actually found a feeling of watching a family period drama in a survival variety show."

    "The husband who goes out to make money, and the wife who manages the house?"

    "Looking at it this way, my wife is actually quite virtuous?"

    "Hahahaha +1"

    "Report! Mr. Lin is back!"

    Xu Jianian was halfway through weaving the chicken coop when he suddenly heard the faint sound of a motor coming from the seaside.

    He ran to the door, and sure enough, he saw a fishing boat approaching, a bunch of headlights on the boat illuminating the sea, and the crew of the program team were also rushing to the sea.

    He quickly closed the door, ran to the beach with a flashlight, and passed the staff carrying the equipment like a gust of wind.

    The sea breeze brushed his hair, kissed the smile on his lips, and sent love to the person he wanted to see.

    When the fishing boat docked, Lin He saw someone running towards the beach with a flashlight from a distance, and he was the first to get off the boat and ran towards him.

    "Eh?" Zhang Jingchuan and the others were wondering why he was running so fast, when they spotted a figure running towards them, "That's...Xu Jianian?"

    Zhou Kai was startled, and looked up, and saw the two hugging each other lightly, talking together.

    The headlights on the fishing boat illuminated Xu Jianian's side face. He looked up at Lin He with a smile on his lips, and his eyes were full of joy and concern, with all his heart and nothing else.

    It was tens of thousands of times more intense than the look in his eyes when he ran towards him to ask for his autograph.

    Zhou Kai felt his heart was lightly pricked by a needle, making a very inconspicuous incision, but it made his eye sockets a little hot from the pain.

    It seemed that something precious slipped away from his life when he didn't notice it.

    Is it too late to be friends with Jia Nian now?

    On Xu Jianian's side, he grabbed Lin He's arm and complained in a low voice, "Why have you been here for so long? Are you not injured?"

    Lin He untied the life jacket and asked him to check: "No."

    Xu Jianian held his face on tiptoe and looked carefully: "It seems to be a little tanned."

    Lin He looked at him with a slight smile, "It's okay."

    "Yeah." Xu Jianian held his face and said, "My husband is handsome even if he is dark."

    Lin He's eyes darkened, he suddenly held his face, turned his back to the camera, and kissed him.

    Barrage: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, kill me and cheer them up!"

    "Why do you want to carry the kiss?!!"

    "We are not outsiders, let's see what's going on?"

    "Mr. Lin told his wife personally: If you play a straight ball to seduce someone, you will be kissed!"

    "Dear! Kiss me hard!"

    "More please! Whether it's straight balls or kisses!"

    "cough."

    Xu Jianian didn't expect him to kiss himself suddenly, his ears were slightly hot, and he looked at the fishing boat pretending to be calm, and changed the subject, "Did you catch any fish?"

    "Yeah." Lin He led him to the fishing boat, "I haven't weighed it yet, but the old fisherman said it should weigh more than 300 catties."

    Xu Jianian was surprised: "So many? How did you get it?"

    Lin He: "We set out the big net during the day, and turned on the headlights to catch fish at night. There were squid, hairtail, eel, and a lot of shrimp. When we came back, we collected the net and caught a lot of big fish."

    Xu Jianian's eyes lit up: "How old is it?"

    "The biggest one is more than one meter long." Lin He said, they had come to the fishing boat.

    Yan Xue, Lu Yiwei, and Yang Mingye who hadn't fallen asleep were also called over by the staff.

    After the program group communicated with the old fishermen, the director announced: "Everyone has worked hard!"

    "According to the estimates of the veteran fishermen, everyone should have exceeded the task of 300 catties today. The specific data will not be known until the fishermen return to the shore to weigh the goods."

    "Let's have a good rest tonight. If there is no accident, everyone will be able to unlock the seafood barbecue party and solar panels tomorrow."

    Xu Jianian and others applauded the guests of the fishing group.

    At this time, the fishermen brought a few baskets of fish and shrimps from the boat and gave them to several guests as thanks.

    "They worked a lot today, and according to the rules, they have to be paid."

    Zhang Jingchuan and others refused: "No, no, our salary is being paid by the program team. And you just heard that the program team has rewards for us."

    Lin He also said: "You should sell these, we can't eat so much, and there is no refrigerator here, so we can't store them."

    They learned on the way that the fuel and labor costs of fishermen going out to sea are not low, and if the harvest is not enough, they may even lose money.They all have this stutter, so there is no need to take advantage of it.

    But the fisherman persisted, and finally left a basket of fish and shrimp, and said to the director: "Isn't there a cruise ship as big as the program group? There must be a refrigerator on it. You store it for them, so that they can eat it when they want to eat."You take it."

    The director was difficult but kind, and nodded in agreement.

    Barrage: "Hahahaha the director is clearly arranged."

    "Okay! There are a few meals and you don't have to worry about food."

    After bidding farewell to the fishermen, the guests returned to their residences and prepared to have supper at midnight.

    Picking some fish and shrimp from the fishermen, Lin He and others went to kill the fish, while Xu Jianian and others were in charge of lighting the fire and serving dishes.

    Cook two pots of vegetable and seafood soup first, and then order seafood barbecue to reward Lin He and others who didn't have time to eat dinner.

    The children were also called up to listen to the fathers tell about the fishing process.

    Xu Jianian originally wanted to cut some bamboo sticks to make skewers, but thinking of the director saying that he would be able to unlock the seafood barbecue feast tomorrow, he went to the program team to prepay for barbecue sticks and barbecue ingredients.

    The program team did not deliberately make things difficult. After all, it is certain that the harvest will exceed 100 kilograms. The solar power generation panels are not sure, but the seafood barbecue can be unlocked, so it’s okay to give some first.

    Everyone sat around in front of the stone house, and the table in Xu Jianian's house was moved out, filled with seafood feasts.In front of Lin He, there was also a bamboo fungus seafood soup specially provided by Xu Jianian.

    Surprisingly, Yan Xue is very good at barbecue, grilled squid, grilled shrimp, grilled vegetables are full of praise.

    After asking, found out that her family owns a chain barbecue restaurant, and the craftsmanship is passed down from generation to generation.

    Yang Mingye gnawed on the grilled squid, as if smearing honey on his small mouth: "It's so delicious, sister! Can you be the chef at the barbecue party tomorrow? We'll help you."

    Lu Yiwei sighed while eating: "No, no, no, I will definitely gain weight if I eat another meal tomorrow. Sea Island Survival has gained a few pounds in half a month, can't you laugh people to death?"

    Fang Luchen: "Then you won't eat tomorrow?"

    Lu Yiwei gritted her teeth: "...Eat!"

    Barrage: "Hahahahaha"

    "Wow, the children are crying, are you polite?"

    "Starting to think about whether it would be a bit impolite/contemplative to take out at this time.jpg"

    "I've already ordered it~ Grilled skewers late at night, never closed!"

    "What's wrong with Brother Kai? He doesn't seem very happy."

    Yang Mingye also noticed Zhou Kai's gloomy expression, and handed him a bunch of grilled shrimp, "What's wrong, brother? Are you too tired?"

    Zhou Kai came back to his senses, and subconsciously glanced at Xu Jianian, "It's okay."

    Yang Mingye spoke bluntly, and muttered: "It's okay, look at Mr. Lin—"

    He paused, Zhou Kai: "..."

    Everyone: "?"

    Zhang Jingchuan and Fang Luchen choked, thinking that they had talked about Xu Jianian's pursuit of stars and fans during the day, and their eyes turned around Zhou Kai, Lin He, and Xu Jianian.

    They are well aware of the flirtatious tricks of the entertainment industry, and they know that it is easier to misunderstand some things, so they started with Zhang Jingchuan and said, "By the way, Jia Nian, I am very curious about something."

    Xu Jianian raised his eyes: "Huh?"

    Zhang Jingchuan: "Zhou Kai said during the day that you used to be his fan."

    Active fan Yang Mingye stood up abruptly and looked at Xu Jianian.

    Fang Luchen then asked: "Boss Lin also said that you have lost your fans, is it true?"

    Yang Mingye asked Xu Jianian in surprise: "Take off fans? Why?"

    Barrage: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    "I especially like the guests on this show, they really dare to talk about something."

    Lin He held Xu Jianian's hand: "If you don't want to say it, then don't say it."

    "It's okay." Xu Jianian smiled at him, and looked at Yang Mingye, "Because I was going to get married at that time."

    Yang Mingye:?

    Zhou Kai put down the skewers in his hand, and showed a casual yet somewhat playful smile, "What? Being my fan will affect your marriage?"

    "Boss Lin is so stingy?"

    Barrage: "Hiss—good question!"

    "Stimulate!"

    "No way, no way? No one is really so stingy, right? (Crazy implying Mr. Lin)"

    The author has something to say:

    Mr. Lin: Some people look like they are still alive, but they are actually dead——I’m sorry.

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