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Chapter 62
"It's against the rules." The director said in embarrassment, "How can there be a survival show with a chainsaw?"
Lu Yiwei slapped the kang, "If you want ratings, you still need rules. Choose the director."
Fang Siyu, who hadn't heard what the adults were saying before, immediately jumped up and echoed his mother, "Yes!"
director:"……"
He looked at the above twelve "eyes like a tiger", and felt like a lamb waiting to be slaughtered.
"You can't keep embarrassing me like this..." he said weakly.
Wen Minmin said: "Our requirements are not high, only four families apply for one item, so why make things difficult for you?"
Huang Xuanyu also joined in, supporting her mother, "Yes!"
Seeing this, Qin Xiaoyu also pulled Suisui to stand up and said loudly, "Yes!"
Sui Sui, who was distracted listening to his fathers, nodded.
director:"……"
"How about it," the director rolled his eyes, "The four children each performed a talent, and the program team agreed to the request that President Lin just made."
The parents looked at each other: there is a show!
The children looked at each other: help!
Barrage: "Hahahahahaha"
"Children once again realize how dangerous adults can be."
[Let you "yes, yes, yes", just know what the adults are talking about?Be fooled hahahahaha]
"Damn it! Fat director even bullies children! (pointing)"
"Director merit -1, -1, -1!"
"But I'm also a little bit looking forward to what's going on!"
"Hahahaha looking forward to +1"
Lu Yiwei was about to let her son show off first, when Xu Jianian suddenly said, "Wait a minute!"
"If all four children are performing, is it not enough to give only one prop?"
The eyes of the parents lit up, and Qin Duan said, "That's right, it's not fair to exchange four for one."
The director took a deep breath: "The chainsaw and unlimited charging, these are obviously two conditions!"
Xu Jianian found out that the director was bypassed by himself, and said with a smile: "Even if these are two conditions, can't they be exchanged for two?"
Lin He continued: "We won't make things difficult for you, just give us a fishing net that can catch fish."
Parents: "Yes!"
Children: "Yes!"
director:"……"
"I asked the audience in the live broadcast room whether they would agree or not."
Barrage: "Agree, agree!"
"I agree!"
"Stop dawdling, let the children go!"
Seeing this, the director said, "Okay, since the audience has agreed, the program team reluctantly agrees."
"But I have a request, you can't repeat the talents you perform." The director said, "For example, you can't both sing or dance."
Qin Xiaoyu immediately raised his hand: "I'll come first! I'll sing!"
He sang a few lines of "The Lonely Brave" without hesitation, and paused in the middle of the singing, obviously not remembering, and sang those lines from the beginning again.
director:"……"
The parents couldn't help applauding: "Good!"
Fang Siyu's eyes widened: This is okay?
At the moment of surprise, Huang Xuanyu stood up, "I can dance!"
She danced a peacock dance. Although she was a little immature, she also had the look of a peacock.
In the Ending pose, he squatted down and turned his back to the camera, with his hands behind his back, his five fingers spread out and swinging back and forth, performing a "peacock spreading its tail".
Barrage: "Hahahahaha, but it's kind of funny without accompaniment."
"Like a drunk duck."
"The male peacock just opened its tail, Xiao Yu!"
The parents still gave warm applause.
Fang Siyu thought for a while, "I can blow gourd silk!"
The director hurriedly asked the staff if they had any props, and the staff asked, "Can the clarinet be used?"
Fang Siyu shook his head, "I won't."
Fang Luchen reminded: "If you can't do it, recite the poem, son."
Fang Siyu could only memorize two poems, the parents applauded, and the director "showed mercy" and let him go.
Everyone's eyes fell on Sui Sui.
Sui Sui said consciously: "I performed fencing last time, can I perform it again?"
He is more confident about this.
The director didn't say it was bad, but just wanted to fight for it. Wen Sheng asked him, "Can you try another talent this time?"
Sui Sui frowned for a while and asked, "Does imitating small animals count?"
Director: "Forget it!"
Sui Sui paused, seemed a little embarrassed, but still poised his face, squatted on the kang, put his hands in front of him, and made two non-human voices:
"Wow!"
Parents:"!!!"
director:"???"
Sui Sui saw that everyone's eyes widened and they didn't make a sound, they rolled their wet eyes, sniffed their noses and sniffed, "Wow, woof~"
Barrage:"!!!"
"Ah, ah, Suisui little milk dog, kill me!"
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
"Hahahaha black history +1, President Sui really paid too much for this family!"
Both Xu Jianian and Lin He were stunned until Sui Sui looked over with unease.
"Good!" Xu Jianian stood up and took the lead in applauding, with a smile of approval on his face.
"I can do this too!" Fang Siyu squatted beside Suisui, sticking out his tongue like a puppy, "Ha~ha~ha~ha~ woof!"
The parents couldn't help laughing, and the director raised the corners of his lips unconsciously.
Lin He stood up and made a conclusion, "The children have finished their performance, should the director fulfill his promise?"
The director said: "No problem, the chainsaw and fishing nets will be delivered to you tomorrow."
The guests got the results they wanted, and finally they could end the meeting. They cleaned up the skins of the melons and fruits together, and went back to sleep.
Xu Jianian's family of three brushed their teeth with the warm water on the stove, lay down on the kang, and turned off the flashlight.
"It's the first time I've slept on a kang," Xu Jianian sighed, "It's really warm."
Lin He put the vacuum flask between the pillows, "I'm thirsty in the middle of the night and drink here."
Xu Jianian thought for a while, "It's better not to drink, because if you drink too much, you will have to wake up at night."
Lin He said, "You can take a sip to moisten your throat."
"Yeah." Xu Jianian, who had been busy all day, had his eyelids twitched, and responded softly.
Sui Sui, who was lying in the middle, silently wrote down the words of his fathers, closed his eyes, and prayed that he would not want to go to the bathroom tonight.
"It's windy." Xu Jianian whispered suddenly.
The windows of brick and tile houses are equipped with glass, unlike thatched houses that are made of plastic film.But when the wind blows, the glass shakes and the wind blows in through the cracks of the window, which makes me feel cold.
Xu Jianian shrank into the quilt and asked worriedly: "Will the temperature drop tomorrow? Will it snow?"
Lin He embraced Suisui with him, "It's hard to say, wear more tomorrow."
"Yeah." Xu Jianian closed his eyes, "Good night."
Lin He: "Good night."
Suisui: "Good night." Dads.
The next morning, Xu Jianian woke up from the cold.
There was no temperature on the kang, he shivered, and before he could open his eyes, he heard movement beside him.
It was Lin He who put on his clothes and was about to get off the kang. Seeing that he was awake, he whispered, "It should be that the firewood has run out. I'll go get some more."
Xu Jianian turned his head and looked out the window, the sky was still gray and not bright.
"It's snowing?" He opened his mouth and realized that his voice was unbelievably hoarse.
"No." Lin He added firewood and returned to the kang, lying on Xu Jianian's side and hugging him, his voice was a little hoarse, "It's still early, sleep a little longer."
Xu Jianian opened his lips, reached for the thermos, took a sip of water, and felt his throat feel better, "It's too dry, drink some too."
Both drank water and hugged each other to wait for the kang to warm up.
Xu Jianian noticed that new stubble had grown on Lin He's chin, so he reached out to touch it.
"Why is yours so difficult?"
Lin He raised the corners of his lips, leaned close to rub his cheek, "It's not the first day you know."
Xu Jianian laughed itchy, and hid, "Mine won't."
Lin He touched his chin, and indeed only felt a little stubble, and said, "You are still young."
Xu Jianian: "..."
Xu Jianian pushed him wordlessly, then turned his back to him, "Don't rub me, I still want to sleep."
"Yeah." Lin He hugged his waist from behind, "You sleep."
As soon as Xu Jianian closed his eyes, he felt a heat source coming from behind him, "You..."
The back of his ears turned red, and he muttered in a low voice, "Why are you so angry?"
Lin He rested his chin on his shoulder and said with an excuse: "The kang is too hot."
Wife and children are hot on the kang, can they not be angry?
Xu Jianian was speechless: "..." I don't know who added the firewood just now, it's not warm yet.
He thought for a while, then whispered, "Do you want to..."
"No need." Lin He hugged him tightly, "You sleep."
It is indeed inconvenient to sleep next to them every year.
Xu Jianian hugged his arm across his waist, and comforted him: "Be patient, you will go back in eleven days."
There are still eleven days...
Lin He took a deep breath on the back of his neck, sniffed his scent and closed his eyes, tightened his arms and embed him firmly in his arms, sticking tightly underneath.
The tip of her nose rubbed against his ear, her hot breath hit his ear, and kisses lingered behind his ear and neck one by one.
"Hmm..." Xu Jianian shuddered from his stubble, and snorted softly, his ears and the back of his neck were flushed with hot flushes, his toes were curled up, his heart was numb, and his body was slowly heating up.
However, the culprit seemed to have gotten enough sweetness, and finally bit him lightly on the back of the neck, hugged him and did not move.
Xu Jianian: "..."
who!
Xu Jianian was restless, closed his eyes angrily, and didn't want to pay attention to the "bastard" behind him who only cared about his own pleasure.
The two of them had such a fight, but they didn't feel cold anymore, and the kang gradually warmed up, so warm that people drowsy.
I don't know how long he slept, Xu Jianian woke up again, just in time to hear Lin He and Suisui getting up.
He poked his head out from under the quilt, only to see that the sky was bright outside, and the warm sunlight came in from the window.
The sliding door on the kang was opened, and the camera installed by the program group was able to capture the scene on the kang. The audience who had been guarding the live broadcast room early immediately swiped the barrage: "Hi wife! Good morning!"
"The sun is drying your butt, wife, get up!"
"Wow~ The wife with the hairy head is cute!"
"I'll wipe it! Boss Lin with a long beard is so manly hissing~"
"My wife warned me coldly! The sisters in front quickly put on their pants."
The moment Xu Jianian got up from the bed, he felt the greeting of the cold air from the northeast, he swayed hard, and hurriedly put on his clothes.
Sui Sui still doesn't know how to wear so many layers of clothes, and needs the help of his fathers to wrap himself up chubby.
However, there is a more terrible thing waiting for them.
People have three urgencies, especially in the morning.
There were no paper towels in the supplies they brought, so Xu Jianian could only take the extra butt pads and exchanged a roll of paper with the program crew, took a roll and went straight to the dry toilet.
Barrage: "Oh! My wife lost her butt pad in the end."
"It doesn't matter! When Mr. Lin catches fish from the net, he can exchange the butt pad!"
"I'm sorry, I don't dare to watch the next screen, cut it out for a while and come back."
"If you think too much, it's a treasure. If you want to watch the show, they won't let you watch it."
As soon as Xu Jianian's family of three went out, they felt that the temperature was colder than yesterday.
The sun has just come out, the air has not yet warmed up, and the wind is blowing like a knife.
Maybe it was just the right time for them to get up. There was no one in the dry toilet. The family of three queued up to use the toilet and ran home quickly.
The water left in the barrel had frozen, but fortunately there was some warm water in the two small pots on the stove, and there was still a little warm water in the two thermos cups, enough for them to wash and cook fish soup.
While washing, Xu Jianian saw Lin He using the window glass as a mirror to shave, and ran over to pat him, "Turn around, I'll shave for you."
Lin He curled his lips, handed him the razor, and sat on the edge of the kang by himself.Even though some soap foam was applied to his chin, it couldn't cover up the upward curve of his lips.
"Don't laugh." Xu Jianian stood in front of him, holding his face in his soft hands, his eyes were clearly smiling, but his mouth was pretending to be serious, "Don't move around."
"With such a handsome face, what if it becomes disfigured?"
Lin He suppressed a smile, lowered the corners of his lips, and raised his neck.
Because they knew that they would not need electricity when they came here, and they had to consider the weight, they brought the simplest kind of razor. Xu Jianian, who was used to electric shavers, had never used them.
Holding the razor, he carefully shaved his chin.
Barrage: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,shaving my husband is too sweet!"
"Boss Lin is so happy. The corners of his lips were pressed down, and a smile came out of his eyes. He kept staring at his wife."
"Wuwu is a little fairy, but I also want my wife to shave me!"
"Ah, ah, don't get so close!"
"Otherwise I'll just kill a screaming chicken to cheer you up!"
The stubble that grew overnight was not too much, Xu Jianian shaved very carefully, unconsciously getting closer and closer to Lin He, their breaths were entangled.
But he didn't notice it himself, and concentrated on fighting the man's stubble.Only Lin He held his breath, his eyes dimmed, and he clenched the edge of the kang with both hands.
"Okay." Xu Jianian straightened up, took a wet towel to wipe off the foam on his face, and then touched his chin to check it, "It's clean, you can feel it yourself."
Lin He touched his chin and raised his neck, "There seems to be a little more."
"Where?" Xu Jianian bent down and approached, but was caught off guard by the man kissing the corner of his lower lip.
Chirp.
Xu Jianian froze for a moment, then slowly rolled his eyes and smiled.
Sui Sui, who was applying face cream, covered her eyes with her little hands, spread a finger apart, and smiled slightly as she watched her fathers.
Barrage: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
"Is this something I can watch on Survival Variety Show? Is this really not a romance show?!"
"No sisters, this is the cosmic sweet pet drama "The Love Daily of the Newlyweds"."
"What's a kiss? If it's in the bathroom at home, if there's no camera, you'll definitely have to push your wife against the wall*."
"That's right! When Mr. Lin is shaving, he looks at his wife very bitterly. He must have done it in his head!"
"Stop talking nonsense, kill me and cheer them up!"
Breakfast is Chinese cabbage and fish soup. After eating, feel stomach and body warm up.The three members of Xu Jianian's family were well dressed and ready to go out for work.
The other three families also packed up one after another. The program team sent over the chainsaw and fishing nets. Everyone checked that there was no problem, and went straight to the river.
Seeing their high spirits, the director asked, "Do you know how Dongchuang gets off the net under the ice?"
Wen Minmin said: "We checked this before we came here. First, we dug a hole in the ice, buried the rope under the ice with an under-ice net piercer, dug another hole at the end, and then lowered the fishing net along the rope."
Fang Luchen: "Yes, but we don't have that kind of 'water mouse'[note] now", so we can only use the old method."
The director was surprised that they still knew the "old way", "expand and talk about it."
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[Note] A kind of net piercer and net puller for winter fishing, also known as "water mouse", which can be remote controlled and has an indicator light. It is said to be very useful (hahahaha)