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    The director said: "Then congratulations to everyone who got a one-night bathhouse experience coupon, please pack up, the bus from the program team will come later and take you to the bathhouse."

    Xu Jianian said: "Should we go after dinner?" The chicken that the program crew promised to give him hasn't arrived yet.

    Director: "The program team is in charge of meals, everyone just needs to bring a change of clothes and get ready to go."

    "so good?"

    Fang Luchen couldn't believe that he saw the brilliance of humanity from the director, "Isn't it a lunch box worth fifteen yuan?"

    Wen Minmin is more casual, "Packed lunch is also fine, as long as it can fill your stomach."

    Xu Jianian stretched out two fingers, "Then can we have an extra box lunch? We both eat a lot."

    The main reason is that Lin He eats a lot, eating noodles these days, Xu Jianian is always worried that he has not eaten enough.

    The past two days have been hard work, Xu Jianian himself is starving, Lin He will definitely be able to eat more.

    The director was helplessly mad, and said sadly: "Is there a little more trust between people? The program team invites everyone to eat authentic Northeast hotpot, there is meat, and you can eat it!"

    Everyone immediately cheered and applauded, Huang Kaiwen: "666! The director is magnificent!"

    "Is there any staple food?" Lu Yiwei asked the director, "I want to eat Wuchang Rice."

    Fang Luchen was speechless, "Who eats hot pot and also eats staple food?"

    "Don't worry about me." Lu Yiwei looked at him and said to the director, "I've been eating noodles here for a few days, so I miss rice."

    Although she usually has to control her body, she hardly eats staple food.

    The director was speechless, "Yes, yes! You have everything you want!"

    Fang Siyu raised his hand suddenly: "Is there any fried chicken?"

    director:"……"

    Everyone: "Hahahahaha."

    Barrage: "Hahahaha hurry up! Save the director!"

    "Director: I need oxygen.jpg"

    [Isn't it all done by himself?As long as you don't "calculate" the guests a little less, everyone won't distrust him so much/狗头]

    "It's all right."

    Xu Jianian's family of three didn't bring any backpacks this time, so they stuffed the three of them's change of clothes into a suitcase and went out with the suitcase.I don't want to change my coat and trousers for the time being, just wear it like this.

    When got on the bus of the program group, it happened to be completely dark.

    The director sat in the tour guide seat in front of the car and said: "The hot pot restaurant and the bathhouse are in the city an hour's drive away from the village, so we have a little interaction in the car and take some questions from the barrage in the live broadcast room, and ask the guests to answer them..”

    This link also happened in the first season, and Xu Jianian and Lin He are no strangers.

    When I heard this and suddenly thought back to the first season, there was an unpleasant guy in the show, and the director was not too "up-to-date", which made them not very happy in this link.

    The two thought of this at the same time, looked at each other across the aisle, and smiled at each other.

    Now, they will no longer be unhappy for unimportant people.

    This time the director has also become obedient, asking serious questions, such as asking Fang Luchen if he will write a song "Song in the Snow" for the second season, and asking Qin Duan and Zheng Na why their electives are alwaysUnable to grab it, asked Wen Minmin if he wanted to be the film director of a novel IP.

    "The next question is to Mr. Lin and Jianian." The director said.

    Xu Jianian and Lin He looked at the director.

    The director looked at Suisui with a friendly smile, "The audience wants to know what kind of girl can marry Suisui in the future, do you have any specific requirements?"

    Sui Sui who was suddenly named: "?"

    Xu Jianian and Lin He: "?"

    Barrage: "Ahhhhhhhhh finally someone cares about my little husband's criteria for choosing a spouse?"

    "Little husband? What are you talking about, sister?"

    "He's still a seven-year-old kid, you guys!"

    "Gender gender card is so dead, what if Sui Sui grows up and likes boys?"

    Xu Jianian and Lin He looked at each other, and Xu Jianian said, "We... haven't thought that far."

    Lin He: "As long as he likes it."

    Sui Sui looked at his father sitting beside him, Xu Jianian held his little hand and said, "Yes, we don't have any requirements, as long as Sui Sui is satisfied."

    The other parents smiled knowingly, and they did the same with their children.

    Lu Yiwei said: "I think Sui Sui now has a lot of fans, and many girls say they want to wait for him to grow up."

    "I know!" Fang Siyu said, "They all want to be Suisui's wife."

    Qin Xiaoyu: "Sibling love?"

    Suisui: "..."

    At the beginning, I didn't understand why I had to "wait for him to grow up", but now my ears are so red, I pursed my lips and turned my face away, not looking at the camera.

    "Xiaoyu," Qin Duan patted his son's head, "don't talk nonsense."

    Qin Xiaoyu snorted, and reluctantly closed his mouth.

    Wen Minmin smiled and said, "The children nowadays know quite a lot."

    Xu Jianian put his arms around the shy Sui Sui, smiled and said, "Okay, okay, the only requirement we have for finding someone after Sui Sui is not to fall in love early, so this matter will be discussed when we grow up Sui Sui."

    Everyone smiled, changed the subject, and asked the director, "Who's next?"

    The director asked a few more questions, and soon it was Xu Jianian and Lin He's turn.

    Director: "The audience wants to know, have Xu Jianian and Mr. Lin really never quarreled? Can you simulate the scene of two people quarreling?"

    Xu Jianian: "..."

    It's been a long time, and this is the first time I've heard someone make such a request.

    Human nature really loves to listen to gossip and watch the excitement.

    "We have never quarreled." Lin He emphasized.

    Fang Luchen: "Why?"

    Xu Jianian glanced at Lin He, "I just...can't quarrel."

    Wen Minmin: "Then let's simulate it. For example, you suddenly want to eat barbecue and spicy crayfish in the middle of the night. Mr. Lin thinks it's unhealthy and disagrees, what will you do?"

    Lu Yiwei didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, "Yes, let's simulate it."

    Barrage: "Hahahahaha Director Wen directs the play on the spot, and the real life experience after marriage comes out of his mouth."

    "Help! I somehow feel that this scene will really appear in my wife's life in the future!"

    "Dreamback Season 1 Trailer."

    "Boss Lin isn't that rigid?"

    Xu Jianian and Lin He looked at each other, Xu Jianian cleared his throat, "Cough, I want to eat barbecue and spicy crayfish."

    Lin Hemo was silent for a moment, "...it's too late, it's not healthy."

    "Pfft." The other guests snickered.

    Huang Kaiwen sighed in a low voice: "Are you arguing? No wonder there is no quarreling."

    Xu Jianian thought for a while, and his voice unconsciously carried a hint of coquettishness, "Just eat it once, not every day, why is it unhealthy?"

    Lin He paused again, as if looking for a reason, and said solemnly: "Heavy food will irritate the stomach and increase the burden on the stomach. After eating, you won't be able to sleep, and you will easily suffer from abdominal pain."

    "You're so annoying." Xu Jianian interrupted him, "I'll just go to bed later, and I don't need to get up early anyway."

    Lin He was silent again, "...staying up late is not good for your health, and it is too late now, and there is no food at home."

    This time Xu Jianian almost couldn't help laughing, and said speechlessly, "I can order takeaway."

    "Takeaway is unhygienic." Lin He answered quickly this time, and his tone was very firm.

    Barrage: "Help hahahaha I can't laugh anymore! Are the two of them acting so embarrassing?"

    "Takeaway: Defamation warning! He is clearly innocent and clean."

    Xu Jianian sighed seriously, and said aggrievedly: "What's the matter with you? Can't I have some supper because I'm hungry?"

    "That's right." Lu Yiwei started to chime in, jokingly said, "We are going to be hungry when we marry you in Jianian?"

    "It's too much." Zheng Na said with a smile.

    Wen Minmin shook her head and said, "I've never been wronged like this in my own home."

    Lin He: "..."

    The other male guests looked at him sympathetically: Look, this is the "effective output".

    Barrage: "Hahahahahaha"

    Xu Jianian pursed his lips to suppress a smile, raised his neck and looked at Lin He with an expression of "I have helpers now, you can figure it out yourself".

    Lin He was silent for a moment, then said, "I'll cook a bowl of noodles for you and add poached eggs."

    Everyone was startled.

    Lin He added another sentence: "Go eat barbecue and crayfish after get off work tomorrow, okay?"

    Xu Jianian looked at him, slowly curled the corners of his lips, smiled softly in his eyes, and nodded: "Alright."

    Barrage: "Ah ah ah ah he loves him so much!"

    "Joke! Can my wife be satisfied with a bowl of noodles?"

    "But he added poached eggs!"

    "He will take his wife to eat barbecue and crayfish after get off work tomorrow!"

    "Oh my god! If you happen to have ingredients at home, Mr. Lin wouldn't cook barbecue crayfish for his wife, would he?"

    "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! As long as my husband is half as good as Mr. Lin! I wouldn't have kicked him just now."

    "I'm sorry, my husband is also like Mr. Lin, he wakes up in the middle of the night to cook noodles for me, hehehe~"

    "Ah! Is this love?"

    "Although Boss Lin is very nice, I want to find someone who can order takeout and eat barbecue crayfish with me at midnight."

    "I know why they can't quarrel anymore, because Mr. Lin really loves his wife and will think of a solution when something happens."

    [And my wife won't say harsh words, just say "you are so annoying", my bones are crisp.】

    "Card!"

    Director Wen stopped the sitcom, and concluded: "We'd better not eat dog food, let's eat hot pot with our stomachs."

    Zheng Na and Lu Yiwei: "Agreed."

    Fang Luchen, Huang Kaiwen, and Qin Duan glanced at Lin He, and thought: It's over, it's really over!

    Roll it up, I'm convinced!

    The bus drove for an hour in the dark, and finally arrived at the hot pot restaurant.

    Northeast hot pot is also called Manchu hot pot. Three small brass pots are put together on a long table. The rich-flavored chicken soup is rolling in the pot. The table is full of various meat and vegetarian dishes.

    The guests sat around the table and couldn't wait to scoop up a bowl of soup first. After a sip, it instantly warmed their stomachs, and then warmed their limbs from the stomach.

    Everyone seemed to have just escaped from the deep mountains and old forests covered by heavy snow, and they just immersed themselves in cooking, giving the audience in the live broadcast room a half hour of focused eating and broadcasting.

    Lu Yiwei actually finished a bowl of Wuchang rice with instant boiled meat and shredded sauerkraut, which made Zheng Na and Wen Minmin feel ashamed.

    When everyone was half full, they raised their heads and chatted for a few words.

    Barrage: "Fortunately, the takeaway I ordered has arrived."

    "Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow "

    "I really want to go to the Great Northeast! (saliva)"

    "Pfft, why does it look like I've been hungry for two or three years? It's so delicious!"

    "Sister Lu! Sister Lu, you are no longer the fairy who ate barbecue and worried about growing fat in the first season!"

    "In front of food, I choose to be a happy fat man."

    In the end, the director advised everyone to save some stomachs and go to the bathhouse later.

    Everyone played a simple game, took a short rest, and took the bus to the bathhouse.

    The guests went to change their clothes, and the protagonist in the live broadcast room became the owner of the bathhouse, and began to introduce the bathhouse culture in Northeast China to everyone.

    The program group reserved a large pool, and the guests reappeared after changing their clothes, all wearing shorts and short sleeves, as if they had traveled from winter to summer.

    The clothes of the male guests are all dark blue, while the female guests are pink, and the children all receive a swimming ring.The big pool was separated left and right, male guests and female guests consciously divided into two sides.

    Xu Jianian's family has already rinsed briefly in the shower room. After all, there are so many people taking a bath together, it feels a bit impolite not to wash first.

    Soaking in the warm pool at this moment, immediately felt that exhaustion was driven away, and sighed comfortably.

    Barrage: "Are you wearing too much? What's wrong? Think of us as foreign banks (people)?"

    "I should have expected / sad.jpg"

    The children had a water fight in the pool.

    Qin Xiaoyu raised his head, splashed in the water, and "accidentally injured" Fang Siyu next to him.

    The latter took Sui Sui to fight back and kicked off the first water fight of the bathhouse trip.

    Huang Xuanyu from the female guest pool also wanted to play, and was carried by her father to protect her and join the battle.

    In the end, the male guest pool turned into a big melee, and the scene was chaotic for a while, causing the female guests next door to chat about which body lotion is better to use to shake their heads.

    Barrage: "Hahahahahaha, what a joy!"

    "Sure enough, no matter how old a boy is, he has a childish heart."

    "Sui Sui wins! I laughed so happily~"

    "After all, he has two fathers, the number of people is suppressed, and there is no reason to lose."

    "Wow! My wife's clothes are so close-fitting, her chest protrudes a little bit!"

    "Where is where? Let me block for my wife, prprpr~"

    Everyone was having fun in the bath, and the parents suggested to experience the scrub. The children's skin was not suitable, so they were sent to the children's play area.

    The camera in the live broadcast room also shifted to the children, and occasionally cut to the door of a few shower rooms, and there were a few screams from the parents.

    Barrage: "Scratch mud ~ rub mud ~"

    "The one who screams the most must be the one with the most mud?"

    "Isn't that our old Fang?"

    "Maybe people just don't tolerate pain/dog head"

    "Hello everyone, I am the mud on my wife's body. I have been sticking to my wife's tender skin before, and now I am kissing my wife again. Listening to my wife moaning constantly, I wish I could die on my wife's body."

    "Nonsense! I hold my wife to take a bath every day, and I lick her—no, it's clean, there's no mud at all!"

    "Enough of you! The pants are almost filling the bathroom."

    Several children were catching dolls in the children's play area. They were not very good at playing, and quickly used up the game coins provided by the program group.

    "Do you still want to play?" the director coaxed, "You can exchange the fish at home."

    Just as Fang Siyu was about to speak, Sui Sui held him back, "We won't play anymore, let's go over there to watch cartoons, that one doesn't cost money."

    Fang Siyu looked at the director in disappointment, "Uncle director, you are like a big villain who tricked children into stealing family money and spending it on you."

    director:"……"

    Barrage: "Hahahahaha, let's be a director!"

    "That's how trust disappears, director, haven't you realized it?"

    Qin Xiaoyu snorted arrogantly, took Sui Sui's other hand, and walked quickly to the children's screening area.

    Although Huang Xuanyu was a little reluctant to part with the pretty doll, she still followed her.

    They watched an episode of cartoons, and the parents came back refreshed.

    "Next, do you want some supper?" the director asked.

    Xu Jianian frowned slightly, "Director, you're really a little too attentive today."

    Fang Siyu immediately complained: "Just now he tried to lie to us by exchanging the fish at home for game coins."

    Suisui, Qin Xiaoyu, Huang Xuanyu: "Yes!"

    Parents: (▼皮▼#)

    Lu Yiwei pinched her finger bones, "Tell me, what price will we have to pay for today's practice?"

    "Misunderstanding!" the director said, "Putting dolls is an extra item. The program team has provided children with a game currency for free. Of course, the second payment needs to be exchanged with materials. I just told them the rules."

    Parents ask children for proof.

    Fang Siyu scratched his head and looked at Suisui.Sui Sui nodded, "But we didn't change."

    Fang Siyu and others: "Yes!"

    The parents breathed a sigh of relief.

    But Xu Jianian said: "It can be seen that you didn't express clearly to the children, which caused a great misunderstanding, hurt the young hearts of the children, and caused the trust between us to be in jeopardy again—"

    "Isn't it too much to compensate us for a supper?"

    Fang Siyu's eyes lit up: "Yes!"

    director:"……"

    Barrage: "Hahahahaha"

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