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    That pet hospital has a special feature, it can provide gastrointestinal care for cats, the effect is excellent, and of course the cost is staggeringly high.

    Yang Er was like a boss who took his little wife out shopping. He took out his bank card and ordered luxurious care for his daughter for five years. The head nurse even came downstairs to entertain them.

    The little nurse at the front desk handed the card back to him, smiled a little bit, and said: "Mr. Yang really loves your cat, and he spends so much money that he doesn't even frown."

    "Of course." Yang Er smiled bitterly.

    His heart dripped blood to anemia, but they couldn't see it.

    Money is not spent in vain, he managed to break into the hospital with the pretext of giving Qianjin care.

    He went there a few more times to get acquainted with the face, and while the daughter was enjoying it, he gave full play to his social cow attributes, and made daily routines with the nurses and sisters.

    "Miss, your skin is so good, it's as smooth and fair as a freshly peeled egg, it's natural."

    The nurse covered her mouth and smiled shyly: "No, I used baby cream."

    Yang Er was surprised: "You can have this state with only baby cream, your foundation is really good."

    "Haha..." The nurse's smile widened, "Your mouth is so sweet."

    Yang Er innocently spread his hands and muttered: "I'm just telling the truth."

    "Hahaha——" cheerful laughter wandered in the corridor.

    A sly smile flashed across Yang Er's eyes.

    A handsome guy with a sweet mouth is always very attractive, especially when the handsome guy also understands girls' preferences.

    The experience of bringing goods before gave him a certain understanding of various cosmetics and skin care products, and he also knew where the pitfalls of these things are. He shared what he knew with them without hesitation, and told them how to use them for dry skin.What kind of moisturizing water should use, and what kind of oil remover should use for oily skin?

    The nurses and sisters just listened politely at first, and gradually looked at him with bright eyes, and unconsciously moved closer to listen.

    Yang Er always said half on purpose, leaving half to talk about next time, the hooked person was curious.

    This trick is very effective. Within a few days, they talked like girlfriends. Some nurses would take the initiative to ask Yang Er how to take care of her skin, and Yang Er naturally gave advice enthusiastically.

    Often at this time, Xiaoyan would shake her head in disgust when she saw the daughter he had thrown aside, and said, "Forget the cat when you see sex."

    "I don't think he wants to take care of your stomach. It's true that he wants to hook up with a beautiful young lady."

    Qianjin stopped licking her fur, tilted her head: "Meow."

    "Hey." Xiaoyan looked at it's innocent and ignorant appearance, and then thought of the intensified ups and downs on the Internet, and became worried.

    "If we can't survive this time, your quality of life will be greatly reduced in the future."

    The simple cat couldn't understand what she was saying.

    "At that time, your cans will be taken away by him."

    "Meow!!"

    When Yang Er came back, for some reason, he always felt that Qian Jin was staring at him with vigilant eyes, grinding his claws, as if he would snatch the can.

    On the way home, there were always resentful eyes shooting at him from the cat bag. It was a hot day, and he got goose bumps staring at him.

    Yang Er went in without knowing it, and who gave his cat the wind?

    He thought to himself, could it be that the hospital's care did not meet Qian Jin's wishes?

    But the money has been paid, it's all real money, even if you don't like it, you have to wait until the end.

    Children who have a bad temper and are picky eaters cannot be used to it.

    What's more, he spent money and time to build a good relationship with the people in the hospital, not just for a cat care.

    After this week, Yang Er became a regular customer of the hospital. Their chat topics ranged from skin care, to work complaints, and to the strange customers they met.

    Finally, he arrived at the place he most wanted to know.

    Yang Er seemed to mention the cat inadvertently, and the nurses and sisters stopped chatting and looked at each other with complicated expressions.

    It seems that still have an impression of that cat.

    "What's the matter?" Yang Er asked curiously, "Didn't the cat's death certificate be issued by your hospital?"

    The nurse gave a soft "tsk" and frowned: "Oh, it's hard to say..."

    ——

    The atmosphere of "Maomao Chong" has been low for several days. The cat can feel the changes in people's emotions, and it is affected and listless and lies on the ground without moving.

    Maoca is in a precarious crisis. As the boss, Yang Er puts his mind on teasing girls outside.

    How can this work?!Xiaoyan and Song You planned to have a good talk with Yang Er the next morning.

    You have to tell the time to flirt with girls!

    But before they could get the words out of their mouths, they swallowed them back.

    Looking at the news on the mobile phone that kept swiping the screen, heart beat faster, and wondered if they hadn't woken up yet.

    The cat owner actually issued a clarification statement and apologized to them?!!

    He admitted that it was his own fault that caused the death of the cat, and because he couldn't bear the huge blow, he subconsciously threw the responsibility on "Maomao Chong".

    Now there is a lot of scolding in the cat community, all of which are accusing the cat owner of maliciously spreading rumors and being vicious. Some people suspect that the cat was killed by himself. Let the "cat cat worm" investigate these people carefully, and it is best to sue!

    The battle was even bigger than when they scolded them a few days ago, but the positions of the perpetrator and the victim were completely switched.

    In just one night, the situation was completely reversed.

    how so?Who did it?

    They looked upstairs at the same time.

    Yang Er slept until noon before going downstairs, meeting the probing eyes of Xiaoyan and Song You at the stairway, raised his hand in greeting, and stretched.

    "Good morning."

    Xiaoyan stepped up the steps in a few steps, held the phone in front of his eyes, and asked in disbelief: "Brother, did you go to their house and put a knife on their neck? They actually apologized on their own initiative!"

    "How is it possible? It's just an ordinary presentation of evidence to make sense." Yang Er smiled, "We are all civilized people, and violence is not allowed."

    No wonder!

    To deal with shameless villains, using civilized methods will only result in losses.

    Yang Er's approach was simple, rude, and very shameless. He went to the police station to report that one of his pearls worth tens of thousands had been swallowed by a cat. After providing surveillance, he found the cat's owner's home through the police.

    The police may not call the police for a cat because it is troublesome, but when it comes to money and people's property is damaged, they cannot sit idly by.

    As for the impossibility of putting a knife on the cat owner's neck, the police uncle was still there, so he changed into a baseball bat and forced them to hand over the cat's body with a smile, and he wanted it to be dissected.

    How could they dare to give it to him? At first they killed the cat and said that the cat had been buried, but the police asked them to show them where it was buried. They led a group of people around for several times, and finally said hesitantly that they could not remember the place.

    The police obviously didn't believe it, so they snapped at them to tell the truth, then hurriedly changed their words and said that they had been cremated and the ashes were thrown into the sea.

    "Lies." Yang Er punctured their lies coldly: "Didn't you take the cat to the hospital for an autopsy? Since you kept saying that it died of drug poisoning, you must have opened its stomach and checked the contents. It's impossible.I didn’t find anything of mine, unless it was hidden by you.”

    "This this……"

    At this moment, they were sweating coldly under the gaze of the police and Yang Erduo.

    Yang Er continued to fan the flames, "Uncle policeman, that pearl is an heirloom left by my mother to take my wife. My father is now bedridden in a hurry, and my mother even dreamed of me last night and scolded me for being unfilial. If I can't get it back, I willIt’s really embarrassing to see their elders!”

    Yang Er barely squeezed out a few crocodile tears.

    The police just wanted a quick fix, so they put on a straight face: "Let's ask one last time, to be honest, where is the cat!"

    "The cat, the cat is still alive..."

    "No, no, we burned and buried the cat."

    "No, that's not true, the cat is actually in the dump."

    "My memory is wrong, the cat is still in the hospital..."

    One person spoke at a time, and the rest of the speech was incoherent, and the policeman's face became more and more ugly.

    "Okay, stop talking, you all come back to the bureau with me."

    "Wait." Yang Er asked the police to give him some time, he wanted to have a few words with them alone.

    The police went to wait outside the door, Yang Er closed the door, like a wolf with a big tail that succeeded in plotting, turned around and scanned every frightened lamb inside.

    "I ask you to listen to something."

    He clicked the recording button, and the voice of the nurse at the pet hospital sounded.

    ——"Oh, the cat you mentioned was actually dead when it came."

    "There were many traumas on my body. I think they fought with other cats or were beaten to death, but they insisted on being admitted to the gastroenterology department. No matter how much they persuaded them, they didn't listen. Later, they asked the director to have a meal and prescribed a medicine-related medical treatment.Proof of death, I don’t know what I want to do, tsk tsk..."

    When the recording ended, those people's little faces were as pale as if they had just been plastered with lime.

    The initiative is now in Yang Er's hands.

    "Now I give you two choices. The first one is to issue a statement to clarify your rumours, and make a public apology to us. The letter of apology will be posted on the Internet for a whole year, especially the so-called quack doctor who was attacked by you. He practiced medicine all his life.You are so professional, you are retired and you are willing to come out to treat small animals, but you bite back, you have to record a video and sincerely admit your mistakes."

    "Second, go to the police station and continue to quibble, and see how long you can survive under the police's hands. Anyway, sooner or later the whole truth will be found out by them. It's just a matter of time."

    "So, isn't there a third option?"

    Yang Er almost wanted to laugh when he heard that, he raised his stick and patted one of them on the face, and said sarcastically: "You are buying Chinese cabbage in the vegetable market, and you can pick and choose as you please. Listen, I am not talking to you.You discuss it, just to inform you."

    "You have no other choice."

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