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    No one who is capable of reaching the head of the Internet celebrity is stupid, and no one is indecisive. The supremacy of profit is the survival rule of this circle.

    Since there are many people who are eyeing Boss Niu's fat, then Yang Er doesn't need to stand out, and he may be used as a gunman. It is much more convenient to kill with a knife than to do it yourself.

    As a little boss, he just hides in the "cat bug" and pets the kittens with peace of mind.

    Not long after, Xiaoyan ran over excitedly and told him that Boss Niu's company had been reported by an internal person, and the relevant department came to investigate. Now he is busy and loses his temper in the office all day.

    Yang Er didn't have much reaction, he had already ignored this guy, and said to Xiaoyan: "How can you gossip like this? Did you shovel the cat litter?"

    Xiaoyan dodged her eyes and felt guilty: "Not yet."

    She quickly changed the subject again: "But brother, I thought of a new way to make money."

    "oh!"

    "Let's hear it." After talking about this, he became interested, and the eyes of Qianjin who was about to fall asleep in his arms suddenly opened a crack.

    Xiaoyan said: "I found out that some customers don't say it's strange, but they have unique hobbies. When they come to our store, they don't pick up cats, but go straight to the litter box, and squat in front of the litter box by themselves.Lehu, I think we can open a new project, which satisfies customers’ hobbies and reduces our workload by the way, brother, what do you think?”

    "Well, not bad." Yang Er nodded approvingly.

    This girl has been with him for a long time, and she is getting better and better at learning his essence.

    There is quite a sense of satisfaction that my family has a girl who has grown up.

    "Hululu." Qianjin squinted her eyes and stretched in satisfaction.

    It seemed to see more pots and cat strips beckoning to him.

    A while ago, in order to recuperate, it could only eat the nutritious meal prescribed by the doctor. The taste was okay, but it couldn’t bear it after a long time. When Yang Er brought it the same kitten meal, the little raccoon next door was facingDine on a bowl of chicken breast.

    Yang Er recruited all the cats in the store, and made a key point of praise in front of them: "Little raccoon flower accepts customers this month... Bah, it has the best service attitude, so upgrade its food, if you want to eat, you have to work harder, you know?"

    "Meow!" There was a sound of meowing, and the fluffy cat shook its head.

    The more energetic they are, the louder the calculation in Yang Er's heart.

    Too many things have happened in the past few months, and the online account has been suspended for a while. Yang Erdeng went to take a look, and found that there was no miasma as expected, a group of harmonious reminders, and he was concerned about "cats and cats"It's not that there's any trouble.

    Unlike before, if he dared to stop updating for a long time, the number of fans would plummet, and the comment area would become an extra-legal place for keyboard warriors to gossip..

    It seems that the traffic stickiness in the cute pet area is still very strong.

    The first video that has been stopped for so long, Yang Er pondered for a long time, how can bring fans a novel experience?

    Yang Er sat in front of the computer for a long time, thought for a long time, and accidentally came across a blogger who changed his cat's cosplay costume. The cat's cute but resentful eyes faintly overlapped with a certain cat in the store.

    He turned his head to look at the big ball of wool licking in the nest, and suddenly had a brilliant idea.

    ——"Maomao Chong" was updated again after many days, and it rushed to the homepage within a few hours.

    The cover of the video has changed from the previous style, with a simple and pure black base, without too much design, only a few dead Barbie fans in large letters, the fonts are crooked, and there is a seductive smell of intentionally posing and winking.

    "Madden!", "Cat Movies!", "24k HD!", "Quick Watch!" Several high-saturation characters successfully attracted the attention of netizens.

    Some old fans even suspected that they had accidentally clicked on a bad website, so they quickly quit in fright, and looked at the name of the video creator uncertainly.

    emmm... "cat bug"???

    What the hell?!

    How long has it been since "Maomao Chong" has become a dusty place?!

    They didn't even read it, and rushed to the comment area to have a passionate meal with anger.

    "Yang Er, what are you doing?!! You want to be audited and recorded in a small notebook just after a little improvement?"

    "I don't remember the experience of being banned before, right? After the scar is healed, forget the pain?"

    "If you dare to do anything excessive to Maomao, I will report you to bankruptcy every day!!"

    "Oh, I knew that a dog can't change eating shit, and will do whatever it takes to make money!"

    Feeling refreshed after spraying, looked at the damp cover, hesitated for a moment, frowned and clicked in again.

    A melodious and ambiguous earthy love song sounded.

    "Spring is here and falling in love~ holding hands to watch the flowers bloom~ darling, you look so pretty when you smile~..."

    In just a few seconds, the audience who had already listened had goosebumps all over their bodies, and came to the airtight box where the lights were feasting and the hot song was exploding.Long tail tone, as if a white wrist protruded from the red tulle, and the little finger hooked towards them.

    A beauty hid behind the account and smiled lightly: "Come on, guest, come and have fun~"

    The audience swallowed.

    Soil, but really top.

    The idea of criticizing the "Maomaochong" for being unhealthy has long been sung by the local singer above, and he unconsciously leaned forward and approached his body.

    The dim and ambiguous colorful lights are accompanied by dancing limbs, and the enchanting figure is projected on the wall, which makes people imagine-what kind of beauty is hiding behind the gauze curtain.

    A big hand slowly raised the gauze curtain, the audience did not dare to blink their eyes, and their breathing was half a beat slow.

    A beauty in a sexy maid outfit, oh no, it's Mei Miao, slowly turned her head, revealing her beautiful face with flamboyant eyeshadow, red lips like flames, and eyes that have gone through the dust and dust.

    "Meow~" The old way of shouting was crisp and soft, and the eyes of the audience were fixed, as if a new world had been opened.

    Under the artificial command, Mei Meow changed into a more voluptuous posture, revealing a large piece of naked belly, her eyes slowly turned to the corners of her eyes, and raised upwards, vaguely seducing the cat lovers outside the screen.

    Its bold and unrestrained seductive posture, in the cat world, will be scolded as immoral and autistic!

    But for Lao Maopi, it can be described as "beautiful and delicious".

    The halazi flowed all over the floor, and they almost couldn't control their ready-to-move hands - thinking of rua, wanting to masturbate, wanting to suck it to the whites of their eyes.

    "Hi everyone, I have always presented myself as a good cat in front of you, but I have a secret that I didn't tell you. In fact, there is another person named Big Peony. Is it familiar? Yes, I used to be a cat in ChunmaolouThat number one is me."

    "Hey, I was originally a good cat. I was forced by life to live in prostitution and sell myself for food. Do you want to hear my story in Chunmaolou? It was a painful and happy time."

    This vicissitudes and a bit sad and charming voice melted the hearts of the old cats. They wanted to fish it from the other side of the screen, tear off its maid outfit, bury their heads in its stomach and suck it hard.

    At this time, Mei Meow spoke again: "Don't look at me as a business-savvy person, but in fact I am forced to do nothing. Beneath the glamorous appearance is an unknown pain."

    As she said that, her paw lifted up the skirt intentionally or unintentionally, revealing her white and chubby thighs. The tail of the skirt just covered a certain part looming.bow your head.

    The old cats took a breath, and their faces were red.

    "Sigh." Mei Meow sighed again, and said, "We have encountered too many strange customers in our business. In order to satisfy some customers' special hobbies, I have to make some sacrifices."

    "For example, this guest who likes to play with cat litter..."

    Everything in the picture turned to a very happy guest squatting in front of the cat litter box and shoveling cat litter, while the top card "Big Peony" could only squat in the cat litter box and apologize to the guest.

    "Don't look at me smiling so happily. In fact, I feel very helpless, but this customer is a big customer in the store. The boss forced me to take care of him."

    "Big Peony" paused for a moment, then sighed heavily again: "It's okay to have customers like this, but what I'm most afraid of is meeting some customers who have a strange hobby of picking cats.Tired, still, still..."

    What else?!!

    The audience didn't even notice that their smiles were almost behind their ears, and I felt pity for those who didn't care about Meimei crying.

    "I still like to play with some toys."

    "For example, this catnip aromatherapy."

    "Almost no cat can resist its temptation. It only takes a little bit to make the cat fascinated and extremely excited. It cooperates with the guests to do whatever it wants. Even a beautiful cat like me who has experienced many battles can't resist it."

    "Not every customer cares about Mei Meow's body. After playing, they often leave the tired Meow behind, put on their clothes and throw money and run away. Some of them go too far, and even collude with the boss, and take pictures of the whole process of Mei Meow's gaffe., go home and close the door and play the aftertaste repeatedly!"

    "They watched Mei Miao take the initiative to beg for rubbish in their hands, put in effort to stick them up, her voice was soft, and her smiles were as presumptuous and wretched as you are in front of the screen now."

    "Why."

    The top card "Big Peony" looked at the sky with some melancholy: "This is what we eat, and we have to endure the devastation of our guests."

    "Recently, I also met a cat-loving and touching customer. He especially likes to let Mei Miao play with him." The head of the cat looked at himself, and said helplessly: "He forced me to change into this meow servant costume."

    "He also likes to handcuff cats to play on the bedside. Ben Meow's claws have been worn down by the handcuffs, but the louder he meows, the more excited he is..."

    The delicate body of "Big Peony" trembled slightly, recalling some unbearable memories, deliberately showing her belly and the marks under her neck, making people blush and heartbeat at a glance.

    It looked at the audience with tears in its eyes: "Meow can't stay here for a day. If anyone can save Meow from the sea of suffering, Meow will definitely promise me with my body and work hard."

    The audience was so tickled by it that they stood up and sat down several times, feeling a fire burning in their bodies.

    Suddenly, "Big Peony" changed his face.

    "Ah! The boss is here, and if he finds out, he will suffer!"

    "I'm going first, you must come to save Meow~"

    The nasal sound was vague and ambiguous, she blinked her eyelids, and threw out another charming and pitiful wink.

    Immediately after, a pair of big evil hands appeared, held down Mei Meow's hind legs, and dragged it back behind the gauze tent amidst Mei Meow's terrified screams.

    Behind the gauze tent is a faint figure, doing some kind of evil deed...

    "Meow!!!"

    Soon, the comment area was boiling and bubbling like a boiling kettle, and the number of interactions skyrocketed.

    "That's it?! Yang Er, you are getting more and more useless, is there anything that my honorable old fan can't see?!

    The three in a row have been given, quick change, doge"

    "Review: You are crazy!"

    [I think everyone has the responsibility to save "Big Peony"!You have until today to release it!Otherwise... just send me the address of the cat building, and I will personally send warmth to "Big Peony"]

    "Well, I saved it, liked it, and gave it a comment. In the next issue, can you show me the private collection of that customer with special hobbies... cough cough, meow film (to finger.jpg)"

    [Everyone, please put on your pants, as soon as I come in, I will find the pants flying all over the sky, which will scare the "big peony" away]

    ...

    At the same time, the madam, no, the boss Yang Er is holding his dear "Big Peony" and enjoying the exclusive cat movies with great interest.

    The cat on the screen has an enchanting figure, lying on a well-arranged bed, and its every move is full of the charm of a mature cat. It only needs a look, and regular customers will understand it.

    "Tsk tsk, the shot is really good. I didn't expect you to have a unique talent in attracting customers."

    Yang Er smiled brightly, hugged Qianjin, and let it face him, a cat with heavy makeup but extraordinarily charming was reflected in his eyes, and the makeup of ordinary people's hot eyes was just right on its face.

    "bring it on."

    "Come and shoot the second part of the cat movie, let your reputation as 'Big Peony' resound throughout the cat world!"

    "...Meow!" Go away!Meow!

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