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    At the dinner table, everyone has different thoughts.

    "Is your show still short of people?" Lu Hang asked in a relaxed tone.

    Chen Jiu's mouth was a little dry. He picked up the water glass and said, "You want to come? Welcome."

    Lu Hang said, "I want to act as a coffin."

    Chen Jiu was taking a sip of water and almost choked on it.

    "What the hell?"

    Lu Hang: "Hahahahahaha, just kidding."

    Chen Jiu didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Are you kidding me?"

    Lu Hang: "I'm serious."

    "You can do it." Chen Jiu said, "You should play basketball well and try to win the game."

    Lu Hang seemed to say something casually, but he didn't mention it again.

    After the meal, Chen Jiu was slipped away by Yu Chiti to study again.

    When he returned to the dormitory, he was dizzy and dizzy.

    He wrote a full hundred equations today, and also did several pages of advanced math problems.

    He had never worked so hard before the high school entrance examination.

    Chen Jiu was lying on the bed, not wanting to move at all. For the first time, he felt that studying was exhausting, not only physically, but also mentally.

    Chen Jiu sighed for a while: "It's a good thing I didn't wear it until the time before the college entrance examination, Tong, please don't put me in a world where the college entrance examination is about to take place, I will die."

    System: "This is beyond my control."

    Chen Jiu: "..."

    When the system said this, Chen Jiu felt a little uneasy: "Can't I choose the world myself?"

    System: "This function is not enabled. If you want to enable it, use 10,000 points to redeem it."

    Chen Jiu was surprised: "Ten thousand?!"

    System: "Yes."

    Chen Jiu: "You can steal my points, but you still want to give me such a broken function, thank you."

    System: "So change?"

    Chen Jiu said, "Wait... What are these points used for? Other than buying things."

    The system said: "You can still take a look at it."

    Chen Jiu: "??"

    Chen Jiu: "This point should help me return to the real world, right?"

    The system said: "That being said, in fact, it is not the points that can bring you back to reality."

    Chen Jiu humbly asked, "That's it?"

    System: "See how eager you are to return to reality."

    Chen Jiu was lying on his face: "My mood is very strong now, I feel that I have never wanted to return to the real world like this moment in my life."

    System: "Not enough."

    Chen Jiu said, "Did you go to some Buddhist sutra class? Why do you talk in a mysterious way?"

    System: "Life is so inexplicable."

    Chen Jiu: "..."

    Hearing what the system said, Chen Jiu felt that the points didn't seem to be very important, so he said, "Then I'll exchange it for one."

    The system deducted points for Chen Jiu, and then dozens of bubbles appeared in front of Chen Jiu, with some strange words written on them, such as 'blood', 'betrayal', 'heart abuse', 'Christmas' and other words,There is also a small button next to it, which says 'one key to change words'.

    It was very similar to the card game that Chen Jiu had played before.

    Chen Jiu didn't point directly, and said cautiously: "How many points do you need to change words?"

    System: "One thousand."

    Chen Jiu: "..."

    Chen Jiu: "When will I choose this?"

    System: "You can choose now, or you can choose after this world ends, you can't choose in the punishment world."

    Chen Jiu thought I bought a card game with 10,000 points?Kind of outrageous.He is going to study this thing when he has time.

    After chatting with the system, Chen Jiu sent the May 1st program list to the teacher, made appointments for a few classrooms, and then posted the list in the class group, @All Members.

    Chen Jiu: "Tomorrow will be rehearsal for the performance. The rehearsal schedule is drama in the morning and hip-hop in the afternoon. In addition, the time for individual performances will be adjusted as appropriate. If you have any questions, please contact me privately."

    Chen Jiu posted a list of drama rehearsals and a list of street dance moves.

    When the two lists were sent out, Ban Qun exploded immediately.

    Because this list is so exciting, isn't it!

    The prince is Yu Chi. Everyone has no objection to this point, and is even very excited, because Yu Chi has never participated in class activities, but this time not only participated, but also played the leading role.

    Then came the role of the princess that everyone was looking forward to, with two words written on it: Chen Jiu.

    Everyone in the group @陈酒 asked him why he couldn't think about playing the princess.

    Chen Jiu was also very desperate, he didn't want to either!

    In the end, had to muddle along vaguely.

    What's more, those who have good things dare to go to @白智 and ask him what he thinks about the princess.

    Chen Jiu: "..."

    He seriously suspected that Yu Chi asked him to dress up as a man to get revenge on him. After all, he was playing a princess, and this scene must be very funny.

    The news of the class was posted quickly, and finally everyone started to post unanimously: looking forward to the performance of the princess.

    Then Yu Chi followed.

    Chen Jiu actually completed the plot. Not only did Yu Chi take part in the play, but he also changed the candidate for the princess. No matter what, He Yin's abuse value should not increase any more for a while.

    Chen Jiu took another look and found that the heroine's abuse value had dropped to 10%.

    Old wine:?what happened.

    Chen Jiu also took a look at the love values of the male protagonists, and found that Yu Chi's love values for him had jumped to 50%, Chi Ye's 70%, and Lu Hang's 30%.

    Chen Jiu was shocked.

    What's going on with these male protagonists!

    The most normal one is Lu Hang.

    Among the three male protagonists, Lu Hang is more at ease with Chen Jiu, because this person can't abuse the female protagonist, at best, he can increase the abuse value by 10%.

    As for Chi Ye, his love for Chen Jiu is already a bit high.

    Chen Jiu: "...how can I attract men in this kind of world."

    System: "You find the reason from yourself."

    Chen Jiu has a big heart. After reading it, he put the data behind him. There are still a few big plot points in the back. As long as he avoids the plots of the male and female protagonists one by one, the tasks in this world will be fine. In the end, as long asIt is enough to match the heroine to fall in love with another person.

    With good expectations for the future, Chen Jiu fell asleep with his mobile phone in his arms.

    Early in the morning, Chen Jiu woke up, Yu Chi got up earlier than him, and was reading a book, the weather was a little cold in the morning, Chen Jiu grabbed a thin sweater and put it on, and said to Yu Chi: "Stop reading, let's goLet's go, rehearsal."

    Then he glanced at the book in Yu Chi's hand, good guy, it turned out to be a script.

    Chen Jiu smiled: "You've worked so hard, have you memorized all the lines?"

    Yu Chi raised the corners of his lips slightly: "Almost."

    It was rare for Yu Chi to laugh, and it was early in the morning, so it was a bit weird.But just after Chen Jiu woke up, his head was still a little dazed, and he didn't care about Yu Chi's strange behavior, so he yawned and called Chi Ye.

    Chi Ye was still asleep, Chen Jiu yelled a few times, but Chi Ye didn't wake up.Chen Jiu had no choice but to climb to the upper bunk: "Get up!"

    Before he finished speaking, Chen Jiu felt that his arm supporting the bed was suddenly pulled. Without support, Chen Jiu staggered and let out a cry of surprise, and fell on Chi Ye.

    There was a successful prank smile on the corner of Chi Ye's mouth, and he looked at Chen Jiu with bright eyes.

    Chen Jiu punched him: "There is something wrong with you, you can't afford it when you wake up!"

    Chi Ye lazily said: "Anyway, I play the tree, it doesn't matter if I'm there or not."

    Chen Jiu didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Who told you to perform the tree? You are the main dancer, so go directly to the dance studio to practice in the morning, and we will rely on you for the rehearsal of our class."

    Chi Ye clicked his tongue: "Alright."

    After breakfast, Chen Jiu arrived at the meeting place. After ordering, I asked Chi Ye to take part of the main dance team to leave first, while the others stayed to read the book, master the script and move.

    In fact, Chen Jiu hasn't read the script very carefully, he just assigned everyone's roles.

    The script he assigned to He Yin was Snow White's sister. Because of the screenwriter's magic modification, Snow White's sister had a different love line, and CP was a prince from another city.

    The candidate for the prince, Chen Jiu was given to Wang Cheng.

    Wang Cheng frowned while reading the script, and when he saw Chen Jiu approaching, he quickly asked him: "Can I play anything else? This prince has too many lines, I counted it, it's a full page!"

    Chen Jiu thought of course not, you are my imperial concubine, hurry up and recite your words.

    Chen Jiu said: "Can there be more Yu Chi?"

    This is definitely not the case. As an important character, Yu Chi's role has been enlarged by the screenwriter, and the three pages of lines make me dizzy.

    Of course, the princess also has a lot of lines.

    The corner of Wang Cheng's mouth twitched: "Do you really think I'm suitable for this role?"

    Chen Jiu nodded, and said meaningfully: "Sometimes, it's not you who choose the role, but the role chooses you, Xiaoyin, how is your memorization of words?"

    He Yin sat on the chair and recited the words seriously. When Chen Jiu came over, he said, "I can almost memorize it, but I'm still stuck."

    Chen Jiu said: "Don't just memorize the lyrics, you two can recite and act at the same time, so that the memory will be deeper."

    He Yin nodded, turned to Wang Cheng, and said with a smile: "Let's make some words."

    Wang Cheng was a little nervous, his handsome face was a little red: "Okay."

    Chen Jiu looked at it for a while, and Lin Xiao walked over with a prop sword on his back. Lin Xiao played the role of Dwarf No. 1.

    Lin Xiao winked: "My dear princess, why don't you play with the prince?"

    "Is there anything good to match, I don't have many scenes with him." Chen Jiu said, "You look good, dwarf."

    Speaking of this, Lin Xiao became angry. He was obviously shorter than Chen Jiu, but there were not many people in the class who were shorter than Chen Jiu, so Lin Xiao was forced to act as a dwarf.

    Lin Xiao sneered: "Go to the kissing scene, this is the highlight, everyone is waiting to see."

    Chen Jiu: "..."

    Chen Jiu said: "It's just a pose, what's so interesting about it."

    "Even if it's a fake move, everyone is very excited." Lin Xiao glanced at Yu Chi who was standing by the window not close to them, guessing that Yu Chi could not hear their voices, and said, "You don't know the girls in the classWhen I found out that the two of you were acting together, I was so excited that I even wrote a fanart for you, which has been widely circulated on the forum."

    "What the hell?"

    Lin Xiao smirked: "The URL has been sent to you, you can read it yourself, it's quite interesting."

    It doesn't sound like a good thing.Chen Jiu opened the website suspiciously, and there were all kinds of messy titles on it, such as "Squad Leader Bingshan Crazy Loves the Literature and Art Committee for Three Hundred and Sixty-Five Days", "Squad Leader Overlord Chased His Wife Ninety-Nine Times", "There Are Fish in Wine" and so on.etc.

    The article with a particularly high number of clicks is called "There is Fish in Wine", and Chen Jiu clicked in out of curiosity.

    It turns out that curiosity really did kill the cat.

    Because this article, from the beginning to the end, is very pornographic and violent. It cannot be said that there is a plot, but there is no plot at all.

    With his and Yu Chi's names on their faces, the two protagonists are messing around in various places that are not suitable for children from morning to night in unergonomic postures. Chen Jiu almost doesn't know the word Yu Chi anymore.

    "What are you looking at?" Another protagonist in this article walked up to Chen Jiu at some point, and asked lightly.

    Chen Jiu immediately closed the phone: "No, I didn't watch anything!"

    His cheeks were flushed, the tip of his nose was sweating, and his eyes were averted.

    There is no silver three hundred taels here, so the old wine is just right.

    Yu Chi didn't ask further, he said, "Excuse me?"

    Chen Jiu read the prince's lines, and everyone around was talking to each other, only Lin Xiao was idle, Chen Jiu said: "Then let's have a three-on-one match."

    Chen Jiu and Lin Xiao were holding the script, but Yu Chi's hand was empty.

    "Where's your script?" Chen Jiu asked strangely.

    Yu Chi put one hand in his pocket, and said coldly, "I've memorized it, you don't need to read it."

    I'll go, this is a good pretense!

    Old wine was no longer available, so asked Yu Chi about a random word, and Yu Chi answered fluently.

    You really deserve to be a top student, you are so serious about everything you do.

    On the contrary, Chen Jiu had to memorize his lines seriously.

    In this script, the early stage is the scene of the princess and the queen. Later, the screenwriter added some scenes of the princess and the prince meeting and falling in love, which changed the direction of the story. From the prince meeting the princess and kissing, the prince and the princess gradually fell in love, and then the princess fell into a coma., the love story of the prince and queen confronting each other and later kissing the princess.

    It feels like a romantic story.

    But the problem is, instead of two men...

    Chen Jiu is very painful, he is really ashamed to say such words!

    "Prince, you are so tall and handsome, I am infatuated with you."

    "Prince! Seeing you dealing with other women, my heart suddenly hurts..."

    Chenjiu: Grandpa on the subway looks at his phone.jpg

    Chen Jiu suddenly regretted that he didn't read the script beforehand and asked the scriptwriter to change such outrageous words.

    But Yu Chi's answer was very smooth, and his expression was very calm, as if he was not talking about lines, but the process of solving high-level problems.

    "Dear princess, when I saw you for the first time, I was fascinated by you, and I didn't think about eating and drinking. I always wondered, when will I see you again? Now I finally know the answergone."

    Chen Jiu: "..."

    He really regretted it. Instead of completing this plot point, he might as well just give up. Anyway, it's just a plot. If Yu Chi doesn't come to act, it won't be a big problem.

    But it's too late.

    One sentence after another idiom-style confession was spoken by Yu Chi with the tone of reading a textbook. Gradually, Chen Jiu actually... got used to it?

    In a trance, he even thought that they were not rehearsing the script, but reading the necessary chapters in Chinese class in high school.

    Lin Xiao also gradually stiffened from the expression of watching the excitement just now, and finally became numb.

    I read this line without any passion...

    With Yu Chi's cooperation many times, Chen Jiu and Lin Xiao said the lines over and over again, and it can be said that they completely recited the lines in the end.

    It is worthy of being a master-style reader!

    Efficiency is high!

    Chen Jiu finished his role. As an event planner, he had to watch other people's progress. At this time, there was a commotion nearby. Two students were excited during the rehearsal and accidentally fell off the high platform.

    It was He Yin and another girl.

    Chen Jiu hurried over to help him, and He Yin was also taken aback: "I'm sorry! I'm a little too into the drama..."

    He Yin was originally standing on the ground, but after falling down, his wrist was scratched, which was not a big hindrance.

    But the other girl was seriously injured. She stepped on the stairs and twisted her ankle. The situation was a bit serious. She shook her head: "Me too, the plot is too contradictory, and I can't control my emotions."..."

    This girl is the one who plays the queen, and the people around her helped her to the school hospital. He Yin felt guilty and followed her.

    After the school doctor made a diagnosis, she said that the girl could only rest for a while and could no longer participate in the rehearsal of the drama.

    The queen is a very important role and plays an indelible role in the plot, but now, the person playing the queen cannot participate in the rehearsal, which means that Chen Jiu has to find another person to participate in the rehearsal.

    But the difficulty is that Chen Jiu has no extra people to use now, everyone in his class has participated in the performance, and Chi Ye's main dance team also needs time to practice, so he can't poach people.

    Chen Jiu pondered for a while, and a person's name appeared in his mind.

    On the basketball court, Lu Hang had just finished a game and was sweating profusely. The opponent was very unconvinced: "Lu Hang, you are playing tricks and tactics again, you have to be ashamed!"

    Lu Hang's teammates were also very unconvinced: "What's the matter, our captain relies on his ability to play, and you can't make one out of ten shots is our captain's fault? Besides, basketball is not a mindless sport, strategy is the right thing to do!Don't play if you can't afford to lose!"

    "Okay, stop arguing." Lu Hang's front was soaked, but he didn't care, and waved his hand, "I didn't run enough just now, right? I still have the energy to fight now."

    The team members are still a little confused: "It is obvious that their skills are not as good as others, and others are to blame?"

    Lu Hang smiled slightly: "Basketball is indeed not a brainless sport, but some people are too stupid, and there is nothing they can do about it."

    The team members also laughed: "You are really bad."

    Lu Hang looked at the teaching building in the distance with some ecstasy. Chen Jiu and the others should be rehearsing a play now, right?

    Chen Jiu seemed to be a shrewd person, but he turned out to be a fool. Yu Chiti slipped away, fearing that he would not know if he was sold.

    Thinking of this, Lu Hang had a thoughtful expression on his face. He narrowed his eyes slightly, revealing a dangerous aura for no reason, which was a bit different from his usual self.

    "Do you know the rehearsal of the third class's drama?" Several teammates were chatting, talking about Yu Chi playing the prince, but it turned out that the princess was played by a man, and he was someone who had a problem with Yu Chi.

    There were no secrets in the university, not to mention that Yu Chi was already famous, and the news spread quickly.

    Lu Hang's hair was wet, and he should be in a happy mood after exercising, but now he fell into an inexplicable irritability for no reason.

    ...Is it because of a plan that has been settled?

    Lu Hang intends to steal people from Yu Chi.

    Though that one is not attributed to anyone right now.

    But if you don't act, you're afraid it will be too late.

    Facing the dawn light, Lu Hang took out a cigarette from his pocket and was about to light it, when suddenly his eyes stayed not far away for a long time.

    After a while, he was slightly relieved, regained his usual gentleness, and casually threw the unlit cigarette into the trash can.

    "Lu Hang!" Chen Jiu trotted over from the opposite street and said, "Are you busy?"

    Lu Hang smiled at Chen Jiu: "Just finished the fight, what's the matter?"

    Chen Jiu scratched his head: "There is really something..."

    After Chen Jiu finished speaking, he looked at Lu Hang nervously: "What do you think?"

    Lu Hang showed a bit embarrassed expression: "Although I am happy to help you, this role doesn't seem to suit me very well."

    "Don't worry about that, I can ask the scriptwriter to change the role for you." Chen Jiu said, "How about a man disguised as a woman? This queen is actually a spy of the enemy country. He killed the real queen and took over by himself."

    Lu Hang thought for a while, then slowly said: "I still have some ideas... Do you want to add some more complicated emotions? For example, the queen originally liked the princess, but he is from the enemy country. He and the princess are destined to be impossible, soHe will replace the queen, and his goal is actually the princess."

    "Good guy, you can replace the screenwriter. The plot is so complicated." Chen Jiu was dumbfounded, "I will tell the editor what you think, so you agree? Will it not delay your competition?"

    Lu Hang: "I told you beforehand that I don't have any acting skills. If I don't perform well, it will affect the overall effect..."

    "It's okay!" Chen Jiu slapped his thigh, "We are all amateurs, so where do we get our acting skills from? As long as we can speak our lines without getting stuck!"

    Lu Hang nodded: "By the way, what role are you playing?"

    Chen Jiu coughed twice: "I will play the princess."

    Lu Hang didn't show any surprise, but nodded: "You are really suitable."

    Chen Jiu: "...where is it suitable?"

    Lu Hang smiled: "As delicate as a princess."

    Chen Jiu: "Don't think I can't understand you mocking me!"

    Lu Hang smiled and rubbed Chen Jiu's head: "Let's go princess, take me to rehearse."

    Lu Hang is also one of the celebrities on campus. He is handsome, plays well, is very humble in dealing with others, and has a good attitude towards girls. He is very popular in the sophomore year. Seeing that Chen Jiu brought Lu Hang back, everyoneBandu screamed and exclaimed Chen Jiu, you are my God!

    Chen Jiu waved his hand to calm everyone down, cleared his cough, and explained the next changes, and then asked Lu Hang to discuss the script changes with the screenwriter first.

    Lu Hang plays very wildly, but he speaks very politely on weekdays, and his attitude is gentle, and he speaks in a calm manner. The screenwriter quickly finished communicating with Lu Hang.

    The setting of the queen has been greatly changed, and the queen has a crush on the princess. This behavior came for her, but she was killed by the princess herself in the end, creating a poignant love story line.

    The girls below read this story, and some even started to sob: "The queen is so good, why did the princess kill him?"

    "That's right, I feel that the queen is so pitiful. He just likes someone. Is he wrong?"

    There was a sound of 'beep beep' below.

    The corners of Chen Jiu's mouth twitched slightly, girls, don't be too sincere to an unfounded character!And how did the script get changed like this?

    Chen Jiu and the screenwriter gave feedback on their own thoughts, but the screenwriter said: "Since we want to change to a modern love, there must be a breakthrough in the waist, and the queen has been replaced by Lu Hang, this character must shine brighter than before., since there is no way to be a decent character, it is also a good way to be a regrettable villain."

    Chen Jiu persuaded the screenwriter but was persuaded.

    ok ok ok.

    "Then you can revise the script and post it in the group." Chen Jiu said, "I will bring Lu Hang into it."

    Chen Jiu originally planned to ask the screenwriter to send it to him for a look first, but considering that the screenwriter has already explained the plot so clearly, it is estimated that there will be no major problems in changing it, so he simply saved a step.

    But Chen Jiu didn't expect that he reduced one step just to save trouble, and as a result, the subsequent plot became uncontrollable.

    After Chen Jiu had a meal, he woke up to take a nap, and found that the group had exploded again, and the news was 99+.

    Old wine:?

    Why on earth are these people so excited every day?

    Chen Jiu flipped through the chat records, all of them were "the queen killed me", "forced love is too much for me", "I really want to see this forced kiss now".

    Chen Jiu looked more and more confused: "???"

    What the hell, what script did the screenwriter change for him?!

    Chen Jiu clicked on the script.

    Looking at the word count, it was 10,000 more than before.

    It's okay, Chen Jiu watched calmly.

    The more you look, the weirder the expression becomes.

    ——It’s fine for the queen to have a crush on the princess, but later on she finds out that he likes the prince’s beastly behavior, so what kind of a plot is it to go up and kiss the princess forcibly?!

    This fucking can be broadcast, no, can it be acted?

    If you can play him, you don't!

    The author has something to say:

    Yu Chi: I disagree.

    Lu Hang: I agree.

    Yu Chi: Get lost

    Lu Hang: Come on, let's see who gets out first

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