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Section 24
On the stone, the harpoon was stuck in the sand, squinting, looking at the shark singing not far away with a bad expression.
Si Ren smelled the familiar smell, and his spirit was lifted, and he immediately turned his head to look. The shark's eyesight was very good, even at night, it did not hinder him, so he happened to meet Shen Fengyue's unkind gaze.
The voice of the mouth paused, and the next second it turned into a long whistle, blowing directly at Shen Fengyue. After blowing for a full minute, it changed to a melodious and cheerful tone. He hummed and couldn't help but slapping his tail, startled by the spray.
The sound of slaps on the water surface turned into slaps one by one, shouting towards Shen Fengyue's face, making noises.
His chest undulated greatly, and after a long exhalation, he spoke: "Very good. He's finished."
The system still doesn't understand the meaning of the words: "Huh?"
In the next moment, Shen Fengyue's slightly hoarse voice came out, and because it came out with a snarling, it was slightly rough and a little broken.
"Hey--, singing folk songs--"
"Sing over here and over there—"
"Folk song is like spring river water~ oh~ oh~, I'm not afraid that there will be more beaches and bays~"
Simple lyrics, brainwashing melody, and Shen Fengyue's almost roaring way, instantly occupied the main body. The shark was taken aback for a moment, the originally cheerful and graceful mouth weakened first, then turned into a fine sound, and finally turned into nothingness. He looked at Shen Fengyue in shock, and for a while forgot to move, even his tail stopped flapping, hanging weakly on the edge of the reef.
The system was also silly. It looked at Shen Fengyue's neck with blue veins emerging, and his eyes were full of coldness. It felt that this person was afraid that it had been broken.
Seeing that Shen Fengyue had stopped the place, she threw the harpoon in her hand, hugged her hands on her chest, leaned back on the huge boulder, chose a posture that she felt comfortable, sniffed her nose, laughed in anger, and then sang: "The sun is coming out I climbed the hill and reached the top I wanted to sing—"
The Si Ren looked at him, his tail moved slightly.
The system said: "Shen Fengyue, you are sober!"
But Shen Fengyue had obviously lost his reason. He held the thumb and index finger of his right hand to his mouth, took a breath in his nose, and blew them out through his lips.
A sharp whistle sounded from his mouth, blowing three times in a row, and the last one had a frivolous arc at the end.
Shen Fengyue felt that the provocation was over, so she put her hand down, raised her chin to the shark, and continued to roar: "The singing is floating for my sister, my sister, she laughed when she heard my singing—"
After singing this passage, he smiled at the shark arrogantly and said: "You sing, you sing again!"
Si Ren can't understand human language, but he understands the three whistle sounds in front of him. The whistle sounds in the scorpion clan represent communication signals. After both sides blow the whistle, they will enter the fight. Seeing that Shen Fengyue sang two songs in a row and smiled at him, he must be waiting for him!
He flicked his tail excitedly, stretched out his arms to face the moon and screamed, and then made another tune. This tune was extremely high, and it was already a voice that humans could not sing.
Melodious and gentle, although tall but not sharp, it is like a breeze that gently blows into your ears, and then floats to your heart.
Very comfortable, this is the natural talent of the Shark race
——The sound of being kissed by an angel.
Although the system is on the same line as Shen Fengyue, at this moment, she is also bewildered by this beautiful singing, and she can't help but admire.
Although the singing voice was good, it was not enough compared to Shen Fengyue's rising gas. He curled his mouth in disdain, snorted coldly from his nose, flashed a stronger melody in his mind, and opened his mouth: "Sister, take the bow, brother, I walk on the shore, Enenai loves to swing on the rope~"
Si Ren's singing was severely impacted by the song "Tracker's Love", but he insisted on finishing it, and then greeted the moonlight with a smile at Shen Fengyue.
The sharp teeth in his mouth were faintly visible in the bright white moonlight.
Shen Fengyue: "..." Tsk, scare me?
As a result, the intimidated Shen Fengyue sang harder, and the Si Ren followed the principle of "He doesn't move, I don't move, he wants to move me harder" and sang more vigorously.
The two of you came and I met, you hum and I yelled all night, and only paused when the sky was light. Shen Fengyue squinted to see the dawn, thick dark circles under her eyes, and her throat was hoarse and painful. When he talked again, he made only inaudible breath sounds.
Shen Fengyue: "..." Then he became murderous.
Si Ren sang all night, but he seemed effortless because of his talent, and he felt very comfortable. After smiling at Shen Fengyue, he jumped into the sea.
Shen Fengyue: "..."
Watching all this in silence, he said quietly after a long while: "Damn, don't stop me, I want to kill that mentally retarded fish! He must be a bug!"
The system listened carefully to hear the complete sentence from those bubbles. It was surprised when it heard it clearly, and persuaded: "Calm down, calm down, old Shen! You give me a clearer mind!"
Shen Fengyue suddenly had a plan: "You said I can poison that bug if I poison the sea?"
The system said: "Don't don't don't, you are destroying the world's ecosystem, and you will be deducted from your wages if you violate the company's regulations. And the sea is so big, you have been purified long ago."
When Shen Fengyue heard that he was about to deduct his wages, she suddenly froze, her eyebrows drooped, and she looked unjustified and haggard.
The system felt that if he let him go on like this, he might really do some newspaper behavior, so he drove him back to sleep.
"Oh. I got it." Shen Fengyue wiped his eyes, picked up the harpoon on the ground, went back to the house deep and shallow, and fell asleep on the bed until the next night.
Chapter list 32. Hey, which little yellow croaker are you?
A new day...
No, it should be a new night. Shen Fengyue sat on the bed with a trance. After a while, he turned to the window, watching the sunset, and the dusk was faint, and he murmured: "It's night..." The voice was low and hoarse, and he made a sound My throat hurts.
He pinched the small piece of soft flesh in front of his neck, kneaded it, bowed his head, frowned, and looked painful.
"Yes, it's night, it's time to eat." The system said coldly, and when he saw his pain like that, he sneered, "What? It hurts? I know it hurts now? What did you do last night? It's so hilarious, isn't it that I can't persuade you? The bitter fruit of your dry and sore throat is what you insisted on being a wheat bait last night!"
"..." Although I know that the system is caring about myself, my tone is so bad.
Shen Fengyue got out of the bed softly, shaking the quilt three times and spreading the entire bed before going to wash.
When the system saw that he didn't say a word, he became more and more proud, thinking that he was choking Shen Fengyue: "It's nothing to say! I'm all for your good. Look at how many voices you yell and win others. To the ground."
"You..." Hearing this, Shen Fengyue brushed her teeth and the corners of her mouth twitched.
The system said: "Do you want to tear it?"
Shen Fengyue: "..."
The system also said: "We are not called tearing, but women are called tearing. As big men, we should have our own vocabulary."
Shen Fengyue endured the pain and squeezed out three words: "What's that called?"
The system whispered and said: "Pull the crotch."
Shen Fengyue had a black line on her face, and tried her best to resist the urge to explode the system, persuading herself to be loyal to his ears and to do his best. He is a wise monarch, and he cannot casually draw loyal ministers who dare to admonish—even though this loyal minister is true It's too cheap.
"Eat fish for dinner tonight." Shen Fengyue walked to the window sill after washing and telling the system tonight's dishes. Before the system had time to remind him that the fish was stolen, she saw that Shen Fengyue had already reached the window Before, looking at the empty window sill, he was silent, so he swallowed the words in his mouth.
A breeze blew by, bringing the smell of the salty sea.
Shen Fengyue took the wind, turned his head to look at the little seagull tied to the leg of the table, his eyes were shining, and his killing intent became more serious.
The little seagull moved back a few centimeters, fluttered its wings, tilted his head and looked at him, squeaking in his mouth, sending a lovely light wave towards Shen Fengyue, trying to get out of it.
However, Touching Heaven touched itself, except that Shen Fengyue was not touched. He still kept his original movements, without even turning his eyes. So the little seagull fell to the ground with a squeak and played dead strategically.
"Tsk." Shen Fengyue knew that this little thing was so clever, she didn't bother to care about it, so she cooked a meal indiscriminately and ate a small bowl next to it.
The little seagull sniffed the aroma of food, quietly opened a gap in his left eye, and after peeking at Shen Fengyue's departure, he licked up to eat with confidence.
Day by day, Shen Fengyue lived a happy fisherman’s life who came out early to go fishing, and later came to sing folk songs with the sharks, and I don’t know if it’s because of singing every night, Shen Fengyue’s lung capacity is much larger now, and his voice has changed. Loud, you can hear clearly when you shout 100 meters away.
Shen Fengyue tried to find a chance to catch that sharkman many times, but was unable to.
There is a saying among Chinese people that where you fall from, you will fall into it next time.
Summer in March, the fishing season is closed. In order to ensure the ecological balance of the sea and allow marine fish to reproduce steadily, the government did not allow fishermen to fish in the past few months, so Shen Fengyue has been in a panic during his leisure time.
That day, Shen Fengyue was full again and went for a walk. He took off his shoes and stepped barefoot on the soft sand. The sea water swelled over his ankles from time to time, and then backed away.
Stepping on the shallow blue water, people seem to merge with the sea. Shen Fengyue has been in this world and this sea for so long, and both physically and emotionally, he has a close connection with him.
Before they knew it, they went farther and farther, already deviating from their daily routine. Shen Fengyue pointed at the sea, looked into the distance, and said in a spirited manner: "System, look, this is the country I laid for you!"
The system also cooperated with him and said: "May I be like a star, like a moon, bright and clean every night, and my concubine only wishes to stay with the king."
Shen Fengyue was shocked when she heard this, he stopped after a staggering foot.
The sudden atmosphere was embarrassing.
"Uh, cough, um, um, um." The system reacted to what it said just now, hurriedly covered it with a cough, and then changed the subject, "Um, I think I will vomit when I eat fish, what do you think? "
The topic turned so bluntly and abruptly, Shen Fengyue saw it through and didn't say it, and smiled kindly: "You are a little tired, but you don't have a mouth. Just smelling, what is tired of it?"
The system was choked for a while, and save face said, "Oh, even if I use the smell, why can't I smell it? By the way... Hey, Shen Fengyue, do you see if there is one lying next to the huge rock in front of me? thing?"
"Tsk, you don't need to write drafts when you lie." Shen Fengyue sniffed, unmoved, and by the way, he still piled a small sand dune on the spot with his feet.
The system interrupted him: "Stop making trouble. I'm serious. Go and take a look. When I dangled my eyes, there seemed to be something lying there. It was dark and it looked dark."
Hearing that, Shen Fengyue fixed his eyes to look there, his eyesight was not as good as the system. At this time, although the bright moon was hanging high, the stone happened to be in the backlight of the moonlight, and it was only black from a distance.
"you sure?"
System: "Yeah. You should go and check it out, in case something is rushed up. Do you think it's that shark?"
Shen Fengyue thought about it and thought it was OK. He discussed with the system: "Yes, I'll go and take a look, if it's that shark, we can grab it easily. In case it's something else dangerous, Why don't you retreat quickly."
Thinking like this, I was witty. Advance can be attacked, and retreat can be defended. In theory, it is foolproof.
So Shen Fengyue approached that thing. The thing was in the form of a human, lying next to the boulder. The upper body was like a human, confirming the upper body. So Shen Fengyue was excited and hurried away. When he approached, the first thing he looked at was the lower body of the thing. The result was two white flowers. Straight legs, and not wearing pants, show two farts in the night breeze.
"..."
Seeing this situation, Shen Fengyue choked silently. This is really depressing.
In the end, he really couldn't stand it, took off his shirt and left his upper body naked, and threw it to the man's lower body, just covering the two ass.
After solving the hidden danger that caused him to grow needle eyes, Shen Fengyue cared about the person. He squatted in front of the person, patted the person's bare arms, and asked softly: "This brother, wake up, wake up, Are you still conscious? Are you still alive? Hey...you, fuck!"
As soon as he got started, the man raised his head and was so scared that Shen Fengyue thumped to the ground with a scream, and then moved back several steps very quickly.
"WTF!"
This "person" is not exactly human. He is half-humanized and half-humanized. Although his body is human, it shows clues in small places.
The first is the ears. He has long, curly black hair like seaweed, entangled around his body, originally covering his ears perfectly, but as he raised his head, pulling part of his hair down, those ears He stretched out the hair eagerly and exposed it.
It was pointed, like a small fan, with a faint light hitting it, and the fine scales refracted Lingling's light.
The eyes that were exposed were very open, and the eyes were more black than white. After seeing the light, his eyes shrank sharply, turning into a small black spot, spreading out, and finally becoming an appropriate size, and then moved before Shen Fengyue's eyes.
This kind of movement is hard to describe. It is not the up and down movement, but the push and pull movement.
There are some small scales scattered on his face, some cling to the skin, and some have a corner raised restlessly. Shen Fengyue, who has a slight obsessive-compulsive disorder, saw her, her hands were itchy, and she wanted to step forward to help him tear it off, but she didn't dare.
An even stranger scene happened. His nose had two holes, and then began to change, slowly bulging to create the bridge of the nose, the mountain root, and a nose formed under Shen Fengyue's eyes-a collapsed nose.
He raised his head, opened his mouth, and made a grunting noise at Shen Fengyue. Due to the dim moonlight, Shen Fengyue saw clearly that there were three gaps on each side of his neck, and was constantly moving, closing and closing.
Shen Fengyue guessed that it should be the cheek, closing and closing it was breathing and filtering the air.
But this thing is really ugly to him, it can't help being ugly, it's still ugly!
System: "Fuck! It's ugly to me, except for the crazy woman in the last world, I have never seen such an ugly thing in the damn age."
Frightened that the system started to swear words regardless of professional ethics, Shen Fengyue agreed with her real name in her heart.
When the ugly thing just raised his eyes, it happened to meet Shen Fengyue's white chest, and he immediately looked up with shame, grunting.
The system didn't look at it and urged Shen Fengyue to go quickly: "Let's go, let's go, it's so ugly, I can't stand it anymore."
Shen Fengyue got up from the ground, patted the sand on his hands, and cleaned the sand on his body. He didn't even want to take his clothes back, so he turned and left.
"Guruguru!" Seeing that he was leaving, the ugly thing hurriedly murmured for help.
Honestly speaking, the sound of ugly things is very ugly, like using a pen whose nib has been worn out and rubbing hard on sandpaper. He used this unpleasant voice to make a gurgling bubble sound. Although he couldn't understand a word, the sorrow and prayer contained in it reached Shen Fengyue's heart and made him resonate with it.
Shen Fengyue's motion of raising her foot paused, and turned back one hundred and eighty degrees, staring down at the ugly thing on the ground.
It should be stranded, calling for help. Shen Fengyue thought to herself.
Seeing that his attitude had changed, the ugly thing turned around, and his eyes suddenly burst into surprise. He raised his head to look at Shen Fengyue, his eyes met, and the three cheeks on his neck were closed horizontally, motionless.
Shen Fengyue looked at him and saw that his eyes were teary, and there seemed to be little stars hiding in them, shining brightly.