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69.Chapter 69
"I, I, I didn't mean it, I can't get out, and it's boring on it..."
Zhang Shun looked at Zhou Hui's face as he was about to stroke his sleeves and rushed over to give him a stir-fried pork with a belt, and immediately hugged his head and slid out. The result slipped halfway, and suddenly realized that I was a true Buddha, the top ** oss counted in nine days and ten places, why are you afraid of being beaten?
So he immediately coughed, and wandered back: "Wait, Comrade Zhou Hui, you must have a little basic respect for the supreme religious leader of the Six Paths. When you meet me, you must..."
With a loud bang, Zhang Shun fell head on, Zhou Hui and Shi Shiran retracted his fist.
Half an hour later, on the pure gold steps at the entrance of the Buddha Hall, Zhang Shun squatted there like a horse monkey, tearfully holding the root soft China.
"Since you have smoke all over you," he choked, "Why don't you have a lighter?!"
Zhou Hui: "...I have quit smoking for a long time. You will just smell it, don't cry, be good."
Poor Zhang Ershao grew up in good clothes, a car and a BMW. It was fine to summon a group of young masters to come back and have a happy party. The biggest pain in life was just being scolded by his brother by his ears. One of the happiest rich second generation in China.
Nowadays, as the boss, I have to eat or drink or drink every day. I can only stay in the empty Buddhist hall and count my hairs to play. The only fun is watching Gongdouju DVDs, which are not blue-rays. .
The Buddha's life is desolate, but so.
Zhou Hui said: "Don't think I don't know, you are just like Shinwan Tenji's stupid kid. When you read a comic, you have a bunch of second-generation harems. You are just using the harem drama to recall your corrupt and rich second-generation life. Why not go to the lower bounds?"
"Can't go down!" Zhang Shun collapsed and said, "Do you think I haven't tried it? The old men from Xumi Mountain sent people to guard the passage for twenty-four hours. When I saw it, I knelt down and begged me. Hurry up and go to the west! In case another demon comes out to hurt you! The monks are all tall and muscular, holding the vajra at the station, and they are like the eighteen bronzes of Shaolin Temple. !——Do you know that I bought this DVD by paying a huge bribe to Bati Venerable? Is it easy for me to be a damn high-level biotech student working here all day to play the generator?! You guys eat spicy food below, Relying on the relatives being the Buddha, they dragged them one by one like two to eighty-five thousand. Have you ever thought that Xiaoye didn’t have wifi or signal on it, and he was so hungry that he even watched Zhen Huan’s biography one hundred and seventeen times?!"
"..." Zhou Hui asked: "But shouldn't you be pure-hearted, with little desire, no joy and no sadness..."
"I don’t know that the meat and wine have passed through the intestines in the Buddha’s heart? What if I go to the world to experience life? Don’t think I don’t know. When my brother was kneeling for a thousand years, he was thinking about falling in love. Why can't I?!"
Zhang Shun's spiritual consciousness as a Buddha has probably been thrown into an unknown dimension. The personality cultivated in the past two decades of life in the human world occupies an absolute dominant position. Zhou Hui looked at him up and down, and couldn't imagine him sitting on the lotus throne receiving incense from the believers, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly.
"Where is my brother?" Zhang Shun raised his head expectantly: "When will my brother be hatched and when can he come to rescue me?"
Zhou Hui took out the egg from his pocket and said coldly, "I am here to thank you."
Zhang Shun took it over carefully, observing all directions up, down, left and right for a while, then squinted at Guang, as if he wanted to see through the eggshell what it was like inside.
But he didn't see anything for a long time, so he shook his head and said, "I don't know how to incubate. It seems that the phoenix jade fetus is a spiritual creature of heaven and earth. When it thinks it's okay, then... come out by yourself."
Zhou Hui asked: "Is there any way to make him feel like he can now?"
"I don't know, I haven't hatched an egg."
"Aren't you a Buddha? Can't you think of a way to solve the problem now?"
"Sister-in-law," Zhang Shun looked at Zhou Hui earnestly, saying with earnest heart, "I will now give you popular science a piece of common sense that has been falsely promoted by the pseudo-Buddha for tens of thousands of years-the phoenix is a heaven and earth material, and it is not the same as our heaven and earth Buddhism. Systematic, just like the Taoist Sanqing and the Virgin Mary Sue of Christ... Maria is not a systematic one with us, understand? Hunan Provincial Department of Health issued an official document asking Guangdong Provincial People’s Hospital to strengthen prevention and control during the flu season. Do you think people will listen ?"
Zhou Hui: "..."
"Strictly speaking, it is very inappropriate to assign the title of Ming Wang Zun to Phoenix. It is no different from forcibly appointing the prime minister of another country as the Minister of Agriculture of our country. However, if you have a title and a salary, you can go to Xumi Mountain to find Bati Venerable and get the money. Right when I'm giving the bride price for my brother..."
Zhou Hui said coldly: "Who do you call sister-in-law?"
The two looked at each other for a moment, and Zhang Shun persuaded, "...I called out for fun."
Zhou Hui gave up only then, took the Phoenix Egg and turned away. In the end, Zhang Shun furiously jumped over and held his thigh within two steps and stopped: "Wait! Brother, you are my brother! Where are you going?"
"Come back home."
"Don't! Stay and talk to me for a while! I'll show you the biography of Zhen Huan! Can I hatch the eggs for you?"
Zhou Hui said: "No, no, no, Buddha, you are already an older child, you have to learn to leave the family to take care of yourself, human children when you are so old...what are you doing! Let me go! Indecent!"
Zhou Hui struggling to pull Zhang Shun away from his thigh, Zhang Shun burst into tears and burst into tears. As he struggled, he only heard a sound of "stabbing--" and Zhou Hui's trouser legs were torn in half from the middle.
Zhang Shun: "..."
Zhou Hui: "..."
Zhou Hui was furious: "Zhang Shun! I went to the colorless sky and went out of prison, and my pants broke. I asked people to see what to say! Tell me how to explain to your brother in the future! You stupid kid!" go.
Zhang Shun’s ghost cried and rushed over: "Don’t! Stay and talk to me for a while! This ghost place is so lonely and empty, you know, why didn’t I feel it before? How could I be honest in this place before? Didn't you know how to run after ten thousand years?!"
Zhou Hui said: "Don't be kidding, you dare to run and be careful of being discounted by the eighteen arhats..."
"Then you take me away, please! Don't think I didn't know that you used to say you were going to beat the monks of Xumi Mountain. They were so arrogant. Be careful when you get out. Huang thunder tribulation......"
A Buddha and a Demon are pulling and pulling in the colorless sky, pulling the corners of their clothes and legs, their behavior is quite uncivilized. Zhou Hui held the trousers with one hand to prevent the pants from being pulled off, and folded his hands together to make a standard gesture: "Master Buddha, you have misunderstood. I have now abandoned evil and promoted goodness. I am grateful for Buddhism and vowed not to touch the monks at Xumi Mountain again. One finger... let me go! That's your brother's egg! Be careful to drop it!"
"Ouch!"
With a clatter, the phoenix egg slipped and fell to the ground in the chaos, and Gu Lulu rolled forward.
"Egg! My brother's egg!"
"That's your brother's embryo, the egg usually refers to a man..." Zhou Hui felt confused, and ran to pick up the egg, but in a hurry, he was squeezed by Zhang Shun who was also rushing to pick up the egg.
In just such a few seconds, the phoenix egg, like a divine knowledge, rolled into the distance along Zhou Hui's path, and went straight to the entrance of the passage.
It was reopened at some unknown time, and it was directly connected to the entrance of Hell and Bu Zhou Mountain.
Suddenly Zhang Shun realized something, and his discoloration changed suddenly: "——Quick, quickly! Go and get it back!"
Zhou Hui drew his legs and ran wildly, his whole body was like a sharp arrow that had dropped off the string, but it was too late.
The next second, the phoenix egg fell gently into the passage.
Zhou Hui: "………………"
Zhang Shun: "………………"
The two looked at each other as if by thunder, time seemed to stand still for an instant, and each other saw the tragic picture of broken eggshells and yellow streams in each other's eyes.
"You stay on top!" Zhou Hui was the first to react, jumping quickly towards the passage.
Zhang Shun rushed to the entrance of the passage, struggling to look at the bizarre and different-dimensional scene inside.
According to past experience, as long as he jumps, he will be directly transported to Xumi Mountain, and then the eighteen bronze figures of Shaolin Temple will stand in front, kneeling all together with a bang, and the mountain shouted: "Please, Buddha, enjoy bliss in the colorless sky. !"...
But since Zhou Hui is here, does it mean that the direction inside the channel has changed?
Jump, or not?
If you go to Xumi Mountain to face those old monks again, this outfit will definitely be uttered alive. Maybe the old monks will explode under the stimulation. The practice of chanting will expel their personality, change their gods and return to the top. It really becomes a golden Buddha who is motionless and enjoys bliss...
But if the channel's direction really changes, it will be a golden opportunity now.
As long as they stick to the hell demon Zhou Hui, the Xumi Mountain gang must not dare to nag, they will hide in the human world and come back after tens of hundreds of years...
If you don't get into the tiger's lair, you won't be a tiger, and you can't bear his wife An can catch the gangster? Zhang Shun looked at the passageway that symbolizes freedom, biting his teeth and jumping!
The next moment the wind whistled in my ears, the sense of weightlessness made my eyes black, and time seemed to be stretched and still in the space dislocation, followed by a "bang!"
Hell, Bu Zhou Mountain, Zhang Shun fell on the damp and rugged ground of the valley, his buttocks were so painful as to split eight petals.
He looked around the dark red bushes and light gray mists, and he could hardly believe that he had such good luck.
"Zhou...Zhou Hui!" Zhang Shun staggered up and said loudly, "Zhou Hui! How is my brother?!"
Zhang Shun's voice stopped abruptly, and not far away, the huge hell's eyes covered the entire valley, with a slight blood red halo. Zhou Hui was standing motionless on the huge protruding rock beside the demon eyes, with his back facing him, no expression on his face was visible.
"Zhou Hui! What's wrong, isn't my brother's egg broken?!"
Zhang Shun jumped out of the bushes and crossed the valley that was particularly slippery because of the mist. He ran to Zhou Hui and staggered behind him. He raised his eyes and was stunned.
I saw the phoenix egg fell on a sharp rock at the edge of the magic eye, and it had already cracked a mouth. The tortoise crack was extending and expanding along the mouth. Amid the slight and unusually clear cracking sound, it was about to crack. .
"..." Zhang Shun's voice was trembling: "Zhou Zhou Zhou Zhou Zhou Hui, it is going to break..."
Zhou Hui stared at the unbroken egg, and could not see anything else. His mind was blank, his breathing stopped completely, his heart hit his throat one at a time, because it was too severe and even caused severe pain of throat infarction.
Click.
Click.
The egg shells were cracking in pieces, the finely divided powder fell to the ground, and the cracks became bigger and bigger.
In just a few seconds, it was as long as a century had passed. In the almost suffocating stillness, the eggshell made a clear and crisp sound.
At that moment, there was a clear roar in the valley, in the jungle, and deep in the endless mountains, like ten thousand birds singing at the same time, spreading their wings and rushing into the sky. Immediately afterwards, a colorful glow fell between the heavens and the earth, and the golden bells of the Sanskrit sound shook together. The huge and pure energy impact centered on the phoenix jade fetus. Wanli plane.
Nine heavens and ten earth, all things bow their heads.
The only thing left in the world is this unique phoenix jade fetus, blooming with a lotus-like halo spreading layer by layer, and then broken into thousands of pieces!
Thousands of years ago, everything that was shown in front of Sakyamuni, at this moment, finally repeats itself completely before Zhou Hui's eyes.
In the next moment, the heaven and earth celestial music resounded through the sky, and the light was in an uproar!
A small outline faintly appeared in the unspattered halo. Zhou Hui almost trembling violently and stepped forward on the ground, bending his legs and knelt on one knee.
"Tweet—tweet...tweet—"
A wet little bird cub stood in the cracked eggshell, with golden red and sparse feathers all over, looking towards the world with round, bright black eyes, filled with innocent doubts.
It tilted its head, shaking its little wings covered with young fur, and then saw Zhou Hui, the nearest to it.
"..."
Zhou Hui opened his mouth, but couldn't say a word, and it took a long time to make a hoarse, even weird voice:
"Phoenix...Phoenix..."
Little Phoenix didn't move, staring at the handsome and devilish man he saw for the first time after he was born. After a long while, he took a trembling step and fell out of the half-round eggshell.
Zhou Hui had forgotten everything, and didn't even think of reaching out to help. When he waited for a few seconds to react, Little Phoenix had already struggled to get up, stumbled and slammed, rushed to Zhou Hui, and spread out his little moist wings:
"Tweet—"
Zhou Hui stretched out his hand like a dream, and Little Phoenix immediately staggered onto his palm and curled up into a furry ball.
"Phoenix..." Zhou Hui murmured, even his lips trembled violently when he spoke.
"You...you are back, my phoenix..."
Little Phoenix nestled in Zhou Hui's palm, gently rubbing the rough lines of his palm with the edge of his tender red beak.
Zhou Hui lowered his head and kissed its chubby body, tears running down his cheeks, dampening the soft and dense young hair. Little Phoenix seemed to feel a little uncomfortable, but still obediently did not move, rubbing Zhou Hui's tear-soaked face with her head, as if it were a touch full of warmth.
"I...I miss you so much," Zhou Hui choked up:
"Welcome back, my dear Phoenix."