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The Fox Singing Xiao and the King of Chu Chu
Chu Changge said, "Actually, he can rest assured that he can entertain the guests. This alcohol will not kill me. I will just drink water. As for the others, it is best to die, lest I do it myself."
"Aren't you paying attention to the reason for murder the most? Why, did they offend you?" Murong Yunshu raised his eyebrows.
Chu Changge didn't answer immediately, but slowly drank a sip of "poisoned wine" before he threw out the two words coolly, "An eyesore."
"How many people in the Daye Dynasty do not hinder your eyes?" Murong Yunshu laughed and teased him.
Chu Changge thought for a while, and then said solemnly: "Probably two or three."
Two or three... His words taught the demons how to bear the favor. Not to mention others, just the nine people who are standing guard outside the palace at this time will spit and bleed for these precious two or three places. "To tell you the truth, did you taste it?" Murong Yunshu asked with a smile, very proud.
Chu Changge was embarrassed when he heard the words, moved his neck stiffly, and said, "What's the taste?"
Murong Yunshu said: "Sour." Don't think she didn't know that when she was chatting with those wealthy businessmen, he stared at her like a stalker.
"No." Chu Changge refused to accept it.
"Really?"
"Really not."
"If you admit, let you sleep in bed tonight."
"If you don't admit me..." The voice stopped abruptly, and Chu Changge suddenly realized that she meant "If you don't admit it, you are not allowed to sleep in bed tonight." "Madam, you can't always use this to threaten me." Chu Changge was weak.
Murong Yunshu said, "Then tell me something else that can be used to threaten you."
"..." The point is ‘threat’, not something threatening! But Chu Changge didn't plan to play word games with Murong Yunshu, because she was a business man, and she was good at lip service, and he was ashamed. Of course, if it refers to another kind of lip service, it's another matter.
At this time, the servants of the palace had replaced each dinner table with new wine. King Chu stood up with the wine glass and smiled: "Thank you all for giving this king the face and honoring your face for attending today's dinner, especially Miss Murong. . This king respects first.” After speaking, he drank it all.
"The prince is serious." Murong Yunshu replaced wine with tea.
"Haha, Miss Murong is refreshing." The dishes on the table were already on the table as King Chu put down the glass. "Everyone, take it easy."
No one moved the chopsticks, and the table fell into silence. Suddenly, a wealthy businessman asked: "I don't know what the prince called us today, why?"
King Chu said, "It's nothing, just invite everyone to have a meal."
Obvious nonsense. Those present were all veterans who had been in the shopping mall for decades, and they had nothing to do with their hospitality... You still understand whether it is rape or steal. Therefore, no one moved his chopsticks. Without making things clear, no one has an appetite. Of course, there are exceptions to everything. Murong Yunshu and Chu Changge are among the exceptions.
Chu Changge graciously gave Murong Yunshu a piece of Babao meat, "Try it."
Murong Yunshu smiled slightly, ignoring the surprised eyes of the wealthy businessmen and King Chu, and put the piece of eight-treasure meat in his mouth.
"How does it taste?" Chu Changge asked with a look of expectation.
Murong Yunshu chewed carefully, slowly swallowed the meat, took another sip of tea, and asked slowly, "Which pig is this?"
As soon as this statement came out, except for Chu Changge, including the maidservant who was on the sidelines, everyone present was stunned and didn't understand what she meant.
Although Murong Yunshu's face was calm, Chu Changge still noticed that when she swallowed the meat, her face twitched faintly, and her eyes flashed with an expression of death. Isn't it that bad? A sense of guilt suddenly rose in Chu Changge's heart, but this little sense of guilt was quickly swallowed by the ensuing gloat. Everything she said has connotations!
Sure enough, when the maid tremblingly replied that the meat was purchased from the kitchen, Murong Yunshu raised his eyebrows and said unfinished words, "You are dead."
Which pig is this? Really wronged to die.
A big question mark suddenly hung on everyone's face, and they didn't understand why she said this.
Only Chu Changge trembled at the corners of his mouth, and then said very unbearably: "Since this meat is so unpalatable that you want to scream for the pig, why bother to swallow it? Don't just because I gave it to you. Sorry to spit it out."
It suddenly dawned on everyone that she was saying that pork was unpalatable. However, King Chu's face had begun to change to cloudy.
"You think too much." Murong Yunshu took another sip of the teacup to his lips, trying to dilute the taste in his mouth, and then continued: "I'm just afraid that the prince's face will be shaved, so I didn't spit it out."
"But even though you didn't spit it out, what you said was crueler than spit it out. It has already made the prince face scandal." Chu Changge said.
Murong Yunshu jumped his forehead twice, and said with a blank expression: "If you didn't talk too much, how could he understand me."
"Uh..." This is true. Her words are not understandable by ordinary people. It's hard to tell with King Chu's normal IQ.
At that time, King Chu's face had changed from sunny to cloudy to cloudy to overcast. Looking at it, it was about to turn overcast to light rain.
Chu Changge narrowed his black eyes and decided to pour oil on the fire. "Actually, you can pretend that the pork tastes good. The prince must be happy to accept your compliments."
Murong Yunshu said, "I won't say anything that is unconscionable. That would be too embarrassing for myself."
It's a good one who didn't want to embarrass himself too much, and one sentence cut the face of King Chu completely! Chu Changge tightened his lips and smirked, holding up the wine glass as a drink, concealing the increasing curvature of his mouth.
King Chu's expression was hard to see the extreme, and he said in his heart: A good fox sings peace and mischief! These two people are simply colluding to sing double reeds and hit the stage! Presumptuous, presumptuous! He didn't even put him in the eyes!
King Chu suppressed the irritated impulse, and said sharply: "Come here, call the chef who is in charge of the chef tonight!"
"Yes."
After a while, the cook was taken to the banquet hall.
"The little one has seen the prince."
Hearing the chef's voice, Murong Yunshu's expression was shocked, and he said in his heart: This voice is so familiar, as if have seen it somewhere. When he looked sideways, he almost laughed. The person in front of me is not the pot cook who had a fate in Beijing.
Now Murong Yunshu fully understood. No wonder he is called Magic Kitchen instead of God Kitchen or Fairy Kitchen. With his craftsmanship, those who enter the kitchen are poisoning the world. No, even the gods will be poisoned by him. With him in charge of the cook, the Stove King is afraid that he will escape to the ground and grab the ground with the Hades.
Murong Yunshu took another sip of tea, glanced sideways at Chu Changge, and said, "You are not surprised at all."
"Well, I sent him." Chu Changge said in a voice that only two people could hear.
"You knew how'excellent' his cooking skills were, didn't you?"
"Yes." Chu Changge confessed. After the bad thing is done, there is no need to hide it.
I saw Murong Yunshu's delicate cheeks fiercely twitched a few times, and continued to drink tea dullly. Although she was very elegant in drinking tea, she showed everyone's dignity in her gestures, but Chu Changge knew that she was drinking very quickly, as if she wanted to pour the whole cup of tea into her throat.
Put a bowl of salt in a bowl of meat, can you not drink it like that?
Chu Changge bit his lip and smirked in his chest, and then said, "You should be in trouble with me." For so many years, the Demon Cult has been such a wicked cook. Others grew up eating milk, and he was eating salt. Grown up. Fortunately, he did not grow deformed, otherwise, he would have killed the guy who had poisoned him for more than ten years. God knows, before he left Black Wind Mountain to eat food outside for the first time at the age of thirteen, he thought that everything in this world was so salty and terribly salty.
Murong Yunshu calmed down a lot when he heard the words ‘together in adversity’. She just took a bite to die, how did someone come here for so many years...
At this moment, King Chu stood up and walked to the pot chef, and said in a deep voice, "Did you cook the food tonight?"
"Yes. Doesn't it taste good?" The pot chef said confidently.
King Chu said: "Come on, first pull out and re-play the twenty board!"
"Ah?" The pot cook immediately changed color, and was surprised: "Why are you prince? Even if my dishes are delicious, you don't have to'beat' me like this!"
Everyone sweats profusely, this person is really not an ordinary self-feeling good!
King Chu was muffled, full of fire. A good banquet, just because the dishes are not good, it was a mess. He is merciful if he is not cut off!
The guards of the palace immediately showed up and dragged Guochu into the door. When he passed by Murong Yunshu, Guochu sharply opened his eyes and stared at her.
Murong Yunshu didn't want to talk too much, but considering that the pot chef only has a pair of eyes, after the eyes came out, I was afraid that more salt would be added when cooking, so he reluctantly said: "In fact, there is no difference in eating that makes it hard to swallow. The extent." She swallowed it?
Guo Chuzi didn't know that it was Murong Yunshu who caused him to come from the kitchen to the front hall and was blamed. He was immediately touched, and he looked at Murong Yunshu tearfully, or his family tolerant!